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Have you heard about the Knights of Malta?" I ask.
"Vaguely."
"They had a special technique, such that they would penetrate their partner, and then do nothing, just do nothing, for hours, just stay in place, frozen in time, as it were."
"And erections, did they freeze too?"
"Good question. More historical research will be needed, " I whisper.
Time for a cigarette, " he says.
"I don't smoke," I say.
"It's a poem by Tennessee Williams.
This would be the moment to say 'I love you', although you never know what you get back, like 'moi non plus', statistically the most honest answer (moi non plus, French, used by Serge Gainsbourg, the one and only basis for his fame, this noun phrase, meaning "me neither"), or 'I love you too', but uttered unconvincingly, or 'I love you too', uttered more convincingly, although you know it's bullshit.
That was quick, but profound. More profound than a quickie.
Classical drama depends crucially on people not having cell phones.
The average sexual intercourse lasts sixteen point to minutes," he says, breaking the spell.
"That's long."
"I can't believe it either, but that's what the medical literature says.
Perhaps he wants friendship, friendship sans Facebook account.
Now, if Tolstoy were still with us, he would tell us that there are basically tow types of blogs, happy family blogs, and unhappy family blogs.
When you're in hole, stop digging.
