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I suppose the nearest equivalent to a bar mitzvah in terms of emotional build-up would probably not even be one's wedding day, but one's coronation.
My idea of a good work-out is two hours spent worrying about the bags under my eyes.
Chutzpah' is best defined as a small boy peeing through someone's letter box, then ringing the doorbell to ask how far it went.
What does a Californian make for dinner? Reservations.
A tortoise is, I suppose, a Jewish pet. It knows its place. Out on the lawn. It doesn't bark. It doesn't tear the Dralon.
Jewish Alzheimer's is forgetting everything except a grudge.
Acting requires absorption, but not self-absorption and, in the actor's mind, the question must always be 'Why am I doing this?,' not 'How am I doing it?
Are you sitting comfortably? Then get up. This is no time for sloth.
You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view.
As for blondes having more fun, well, let me dispel that rumor forever. They do.
I've discovered over the years that if my hair is all right, then generally speaking, so am I.
