Mark Roberts Quotes

God knows when I'm going to retire. I think I'm going to be bored.

Nudity, in the right way, can enhance a film or a TV program or a TV commercial. If it's done tastefully it can make it more of an interesting product.

The Full Monty, ah, it's superb. The Full Monty showed how life really is in certain cities of England.

You have to really think about things before you do them.

I was in Liverpool city center and I thought I broke one of my toes, just by jumping on buses. I put my arm in the door on the outside, and the bus just drives away with me naked.

I wanted to get superimposed on a shuttle launch.

I don't make political statements; let's all have a laugh. Let's all live and be free. I try and live to the letter of the law, but right on the edge of it.

Hollywood have been in touch; they want to make a movie of my life.

It's always been performance art, but now it's on a different level.

I got asked by a freelance journalist to jump in front of Princess Diana's funeral. How pathetic is that? That would have been the stupidest thing on the planet.

I don't want to do anything in bad taste.

I was asked to model but I never took up the offer.

I really want to do the Olympics. Obviously, I can't let things out of the bag, so to speak.

One of my favorites is 'The Sound of Music'. When Julie Andrews runs through the hills singing her head off, I always wish that a gust of wind would blow her skirt up.

I go from pub to pub, or jumping on buses or stopping cars. I don't need a TV audience. Every time I go naked, all of a sudden TV cameras pop up around me.

It takes time to love someone properly, and in this business, you get very wary of people.

I'm a free spirit; more people should become free spirits.

I'm making the statement that we should all live life and have a laugh. Nakedness is a thing where people take notice. If you do it in the right way, people laugh.

Everything seems to have been turned upside-down, but in a good way.

I can read the Tarot cards and believe in ghosts.