Julian Clary Quotes

If I've been here a long time, I think: I must go to London and speak to someone or see a bus.

However light-hearted you try to be about it, the loss of youth, and everything that goes with it, is quite a trauma.

The public has always had affection for gay entertainers. The time was right for an out gay entertainer.

It's almost a way of life. I know what makes me laugh.

It's a wise thing to hold back.

There is a single entendre, but I don't know about a triple one.

I didn't think of myself as a tart, but I wouldn't argue with anyone who did.

I think Australians like a bit of vulgarity.

The bullying was hideous and relentless, and we turned it round by making ourselves celebrities.

The good thing about getting older is that, as you become less attractive, so you have less desire to go out and conquer everyone you see.

It was all about wanting to get revenge. Pathetic, really, but it still is the motivation.

I am full of gratitude for my life - and for this house.

I thought they were staring at me because I was gay. But it was because I was on the telly.

Just because someone's dead doesn't mean it's over. My grandfather died more than 25 years ago, but I still think of him a lot and smell his smell.

I knew that this was what I wanted to talk about on stage. There was no point being coy about it, or pretending that I wasn't gay. That was the substance of my whole act. If you took that away, there would be nothing left.

I was lightweight - that was the whole point of me.

A lot of gay men have a lot of sex. That's what we do. But I've stopped all that-the revolving door into my bedroom. Promiscuity. That was of its day, really.

Rodents can come across as being quite vacant in the personality stakes.

I'm not sure how aware of the rest of the world I am. I live a rather sheltered existence.