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Bruce head butted Hades in the center of his back.
"Is he tasting me?" he asked when Bruce's tail snapped his thigh.
"No. What would give you that idea?" I smiled, slapping at Bruce's head when he opened his massive jaws to take a bite out of Hades' delectable ass.
That was my ass, thank you very much.
"Go find your own ass, Bruce. Now go." I flicked my wrist at him.
His look was grumpy, but Bruce always wore a grumpy look. He took an angry swipe at a passing red horned devil octopus, slurping it down in one mighty gulp.
I grimaced. Okay, so maybe he had been tasting Hades.
Or one time, I'd even managed to restrain my violent temper when a pack of bawdy sailors had kidnapped one of my sea maidens, attempting to rape her. Instead of following my first inclination of sinking their ship, opening up a fissure in the earth so that lava spewed up from its guts and boiled them alive, I instead chopped off their balls, boiled them in onion water, and fed them to Bruce, my pet great white. I was rather proud of myself for that level of restraint.
