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My maternal grandmother had what might be described in a school report as a 'lively imagination.' She told us that she was a direct descendant of Sir Christopher Wren.
You can inherit male-pattern baldness from your mother's father, but not a tendency to fight in the First World War.
My daughter wanted a new pair of trainers. I told her You're eleven, make your own!
The image of my face I hold in my mind is always about 10 years out of date.
The thing that interests me most about family history is the gap between the things we think we know about our families and the realities.
It seems a shallow observation, but ... the Tory Conference are not an attractive lot, are they? I mean, if all those people were born in the same village, you'd blame pollution, wouldn't you?
Most harm is done by people who are awake.
The need to compile lists is a personality disorder, as is the need to assert the superiority of some things over other things.
For me, ancestry is just one thing that connects us to people, and feeling connected to other people is generally a good thing, as long as one kind of connection does not have primacy over all the others. Heredity, race and nationhood are not the best criteria by which to judge our fellow humans.
I think ageing suits me because I was born old, like Spencer Tracy or Dolly the Sheep.
All socialists have bad backs because we slouch - except when we're watching the news when we sit on the edge of our seats, shout, and wave our arms. Generally we sit hunched, arms crossed in a judgemental way, the whole of our bodies pulled into a frown.