Grumpy Cat Quotes

I've thought about living the koala's life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine would make me extra grumpy.

I've lived nine lives ... And this is the worst.

I've never been starstruck but I may have wanted to strike a star once or twice.

Revenge is a dish best served ... At every meal.

I'm a pessimist, so I find everything limiting.

I try to nap through as much of it as possible. I didn't even know about my Christmas movie until this February.

[Being a celebrity] In a word, it's terrible. In two words ... Really terrible.

I tried looking on the brighter side of life, it hurt my eyes.

I don't know everything about the Southern Hemisphere, but if you're fans of something as bad as Vegemite, we must have similar interests.

I stay out of the sunshine and away from people as much as possible.