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The bagel is a lonely roll to eat all by yourself because in order for the true taste to come out you need your family. One to cut the bagels, one to toast them, one to put on the cream cheese and the lox, one to put them on the table and one to supervise.
Gertrude Berg Quotes: The bagel is a lonely
By some people the meal itself is a long delay between the appetizer and the dessert.
Gertrude Berg Quotes: By some people the meal
Some people have family crests, lions, tigers, unicorns, elephants - a whole menagerie - and if my family had a crest, you know what would be on it? A blintze. I mean it. All the good things in my life are measured in blintzes because by us it's not a party if there isn't a blintze ...
Gertrude Berg Quotes: Some people have family crests,
So the legs are little short, the knees maybe knock a little but who listens?
Gertrude Berg Quotes: So the legs are little
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