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...causing her eyes to bulge and her tongue to flick from behind her luscious lips, scaring away insects." - Amok 2015
I'll only be wearing a t-shirt," she said. "I love to let the tropical breeze ruffle my tail feathers.
Depart, Satan,' she said, with a complete lack of enthusiasm. - Bats 2015
The figure hanging upside down at the top of the great hall had 'f'n had it' with the corpulent little blood dumplings! - Bats
The Stranger: Darkness warshed over the Dude - darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.
They're dogs. Never trust a man. Even when he's dead. Especially when he's dead. - Bats 2015
The kids found the new high tensile Duncan Yo-Yo string was strong enough to use as a garrotte.
He sniffed until the long hairs of his mustache had been sucked up into his nose and out of his leafy ears." - Bats 2015
Elizabeth served herself to Vlad upon the Lazy Susan (Susan wasn't lazy. She was actually dead." - Bats 2015
Do it for the kids! The ones who look up to you - especially when they are pleading for their lives." - Bats 2015
You're going to show up to a duel, in the street, wearing Come F - k Me Heels?" - Bats 2015
Elizabeth poured the brewskilicious foam over her aforementioned bodalicious huzza-huzzas and Wahwahzoozie." - Bats 2015
I could not put your new novel down. At 950 pages and weighing in at over ten lbs. I couldn't even pick the goddamned thing up!
It wasn't kidnapping. She was no kid and she certainly wasn't napping." Shark Fin Soup 2015
We won't be able to sleep without the sound of her self-loathing orgasms crying out into the night." - Bats 2015
Muy Peligroso!" Bernie's choices had become as limited as the Taco Bell menu. Reason and blood had left the building, heading south, faster than reprobates to Florida." - Shark Fin Soup 2015
They have no discipline. They'll still need us."
"Ha!" said Postel. "No discipline? Behold!!!! My cat has written a book! ...And she's published!" - Amok 2015
Bolts of energy swirled in the air and streamed into Dave's butt. Dave sneezed ... No. He farted through his nose.
Bernie let out the most pitiful wail heard since that god-forsaken day in 1942 when Bambi's mom was shot.
Dauna inhaled a deep drag from her happy cigarette. (Yes, her cig was happy. Fuck'n euphoric.) Smoke swirled over her tongue." - Shark Fin Soup 2015
She could feel something unnatural following her every movement as she washed her bountiful Huzza and Wahzoozie" - BATS
