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We weren't being mauled by lions.
We weren't being tortured with bamboo shoots shoved under our fingernails.
No Chinese water torture.
No burning at the stake.
We weren't even being interrogated under bright lights.
If only.
No, what we endured was a special kind of torture, designed especially for us by The Rat, that made me wish for a bamboo manicure. - Simon Mugford
W-Who knows? W-Who cares? I'm eating. - Gilbert Miller
They say 90% of the promotion of a book comes through word of mouth. But you've somehow got to get your book into the hands of those mouths first!
