Alice Walsh Quotes

Men should always aim for women who they consider to be 'out of their league

To be in love at my age would mean not to have learnt anything at all.

If she's faking it you still have a shot at making it work [ ... ]

She stole my first kiss, first love and all those first things, which are remembered just because they've never been before

[..] being the most attractive rarely meant being the most beautiful

[ ... ] every guy out there gets one shot per woman in a lifetime [ ... ]

She knew that sex was a means of getting ahead and saw nothing wrong in exploiting male weaknesses for her own purposes.

It should never be your job to pick up the pieces of a broken man or to housebreak one. There are far better things you can do with your time.

Love alone is worthless. It cannot sustain a relationship ... any relationship

People who've been hurt like hurting others [..]

Where some saw a cold-hearted calculating slut, there was actually a girl who had done a lot of growing up to realise she should only get something of equal or greater value for everything she gave.

Never underestimate the power of a pity fuck, which makes for about ninety percent of women's collective dating history.

Everyone‟s got a story and everyone thinks theirs is worth telling and worth listening to.

Emotional exhibitionism is one block away from whoring for attention.

How to get and keep men interested in you (A Guide for the Modern Woman): Put them in the "friend" or "fuck" zone. Leave them there.