Zach Quotes

I feel really bad for everyone who died on 9/11. Not just the people in the World Trade Center, Pentagon, or Flight 93, but all of the terrorists, too. 'Garden State' came out in 2004. That means none of them got a chance to see it. Let that sink in for a second. No wonder they're building a memorial. ~ Zach Braff

I rode horses since I was a kid. ~ Zach Roerig

Kiss me, Zach." I pressed up against him, cold and alone. I didn't want to fight. I wanted to be warm and safe again, "Kiss me. ~ Ally Carter

I love playing a curmudgeon. I just love playing a sour guy. ~ Zach Galifianakis

Is Joe your father, Zach?'
I don't know where the question came from, but it was out, and I couldn't take it back even if I'd wanted to.
'No.' Zach shook his head. 'I never knew my dad. I don't know anything about him. ~ Ally Carter

Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself. ~ Zach Galifianakis

Hookers don't like to snuggle. ~ Zach Galifianakis

People compared Garden State to the Graduate, but when was the last time you saw Dustin Hoffman doing what I do? ~ Zach Braff

Failure to properly control our borders costs citizens in many ways: schools become overcrowded, medical resources are stretched too thin, other government services are overtaxed, and taxes increase further. ~ Zach Wamp

People always say The God Father is the #1 movie of all time. But ask yourself, did you see Zach Braff in it ... No you didn't. So then by default it goes to Garden State..and if youwatch two episodes of scrubs back to back that counts as the #2. ~ Zach Braff

The pro-growth policies and spending restraint of Conservatives work. ~ Zach Wamp

After all meat is meat. I don't understand why so many people are bithing about it. It's very healthy and contains lots of vitamins ~ Zach Braff

When something you make doesn't work, it didn't work, not you. You, you work. You keep trying. ~ Zach Klein

Look on the bright side; that's one bullet that's not going to hit me. ~ Zach Braff

You wouldn't have taken Rose to such a place, would you?"
"Of course not, but she is a little girl, and I'm-"
"My life", he interrupted quietly. "You're my entire life. If anything ever happens to you, Holly, there is nothing left for me. ~ Lisa Kleypas

I tend to hear rhythm and melody, chord-progressions, long before I hear words. ~ Zach Condon

Zach walked away, but I stood there for a long time, wondering if I should go to my mother; if I should go to my friends; but instead I slipped into the corridors I hadn't used in months, pushed my way through cobwebs and darkness, trying to walk away from the tears that burned hot down my cheeks, because maybe I didn't want to admit weakness; maybe I wanted to wallow in my solitude and grief.
Or maybe crying is like everything else we do - it's best if you don't get caught. ~ Ally Carter

I'm not cynical when it comes to things that are important. I'm cynical about pop culture and all that horseshit. ~ Zach Galifianakis

Death by a blow or just by the fall?" asked Detective Zach, who was standing beside me at the accident site. "Do you have maybe an X-ray machine with you?" I replied angrily. "After all, I would be grateful if I could have your finding today," said Zach. ~ Scott Andrew Selby

I have a great relationship with my parents. I have not been on lithium. ~ Zach Braff

Easy there," Zach said when I stumbled into him. "Now's probably not the time to get handsy. You might want to control yourself. ~ Ally Carter

Lots of people were giving me flak when I made the deal to do the very last season of Scrubs for $350,000 an episode. When really I'm the one that's being cheated, because the writer's strike is keeping me from all the money that I could be making. I need to eat, too. ~ Zach Braff

When improv is bad, it's excruciating to watch, and to be involved with it is a unique type of torture. ~ Zach Woods

Looser!" Zach called after him as he huffed out the door. ~ L.R.W. Lee

I live in Los Angeles and I had been drinking one night, so I was on the walk of fame and I saw Tony Danza's star and I started urinating on it. Just yelling out, 'Who's the boss now?' ~ Zach Galifianakis

Cade stood midfield, waiting for Zach to take his place at the line of scrimmage.

"When's the last time you threw a football?" Zach asked worriedly.

Aside from the few times Cade had tossed one around casually with friends, a long time. "About twelve years."

Zach threw him a panicked look.

"I won't push it," Cade said. It wasn't as if his shoulder was entirely unusable; in fact, on a daily basis it didn't bother him at all. His rotator cuff simply couldn't withstand the repetitive stress of competitive football. "I just want to see what I can do." He pointed emphatically. "And if the answer is 'not much,' you better not tell a soul. I've got a reputation to uphold here."

Zach smiled, loosening up. "All right. I don't want to stand in the way of you reliving your glory days or whatever."

"Good. But in case this all goes south, my car keys are in the outside pocket of my duffle bag. When you drive me to the emergency room, if I'm too busy mumbling incoherently from the pain, just tell them I've got Blue Cross Blue Shield insurance."

Zach's eyes went wide.

"I'm kidding, Zach. Now get moving. ~ Julie James

Zach glanced out the window to what had to be the quietest town he'd ever been in. "Big gang problem around here? Lots of cow jacking?"
"We have all sorts pass through our little town, thank you very much. Bikers. Cowboys. The always dangerous rodeo clowns."
"Rodeo clowns?"
"Don't ask."
Zach shrugged. "I don't want to know."
"Any other condescending questions about my town?"
"Oh, I'm not being condescending. I'm very interested in your tiny little town, with its tiny little people. I bet you guys even have a movie theater."
Sara barked out a laugh. "You certainly are a charmer. ~ Shelly Laurenston

I could see why someone would want to make a website about me, and my quotes. They are all gold. How many people have written, directed AND starred in their own movies. I just don't know why they would want to put words into my mouth, I mean I did write, direct AND star in a critically acclaimed movie. ~ Zach Braff

Victoria glares at him. 'It doesn't mean anything if you don't mean it.'
Zach smiles. 'My dear, I never mean it. ~ Charles Benoit

You control this world. Let the pain go. Let the hurt go. Let the guilt go. What you're imagining right now, that world you control? That place can be as real as any pain. ~ Zach Snyder

Let's face it, it's only called Scrubs because I'm saving 'Zach Braff' for my autobiography. ~ Zach Braff

She can't say no if she's unconscious. ~ Zach Braff

I marveled at how mixed up people got when it came to love. I myself, for instance. It seemed like I was now thinking of Zach forty minutes out of every hour, Zach, who was an impossibility. That's what I told myself five hundred times: impossibility. I can tell you this much: the word is a great big log throw on the fires of love. ~ Sue Monk Kidd

I like to think that location, travel, etc, is a launching point for purely imagining. ~ Zach Condon

Marcus directed his response to Zach. "Do you have something against shirts?" His eyes dropped to Zach's bare chest.
"Yes," Zach retorted.
Tracy laughed. "I can live with that."
"Me too," Sean's Second, Nichole, said with a smile. ~ Dianne Duvall

They haven't changed Zach; you have. I think that each of us has. ~ Sarah Holman

Best movie ever?! Come on, my appearance on Arrested Development had more dynamics, realism and feel to it than the whole trilogy combined. ~ Zach Braff

I think that sonically, music speaks volumes more than words do, and I have always thought that and will continue to think that for the rest of my life. ~ Zach Condon

I never really understood all the hype, until I got one of my own. ~ Zach Braff

I know every politician spins the truth a little. ~ Zach Braff

I wish I could sit back and say, 'Oh, I'm gonna wait for a Merchant-Ivory film to come my way. Or Ivory-Merchant. Whatever it's called. But you just take what's given and then, hopefully, down the road you can be more choosy and only do, say, Wayans brothers movies. That's my goal: to be more Merchant-Ivory-Wayans. ~ Zach Galifianakis

When I'm off the golf course, and my wife and I have free time, which is not very often, we really enjoy movies. I'm a movie nut; she might even be more so. Holiday in our house is the Oscars. ~ Zach Johnson

I'm 26 years old, and I've spent my whole life waiting for something else to start. Now I realize that this is all there is, and I'm going to try to live my life like that. ~ Zach Braff

You know how they do that effect in movies, where they make it look like you have a twin, but it's really just the same actor playing both characters in the scene? I knew this would be the best route, but I just wasn't comfortable dressing as a woman, so I had to hire other actors. ~ Zach Braff

I like to read the bible in public places where people are watching me read it. And I like to mumur out to myself: 'Bullshit!' ~ Zach Galifianakis

Sports formed me. I was always decently skilled but lacked size, so I had to resort to using my skill versus my power. I strategically play golf because that's all I can do. It's the same on the basketball court. I try to get open and shoot it. Or I use the open space on the soccer field. ~ Zach Johnson

I'm not saying I hate Jews, I'm just saying that I think they shouldn't be alive any more. ~ Zach Braff

You don't want to look too far ahead or get too excited about anything, so I just want to keep doing what I've been doing. ~ Zach Parise

The way I write is that I'll actually have a conversation out loud with myself. In a weird way, I just kind of get schizophrenic and play two characters. ~ Zach Braff

I'm not the kind of person who digs through things other people have thrown away. ~ Zach Braff

What kind of maggot grows in the corpse of a day? ~ Zach Hall

Actually, I used to be a busboy in a strip joint in New York and so I hate strip joints. I'm not that kind of person. ~ Zach Galifianakis

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs. ~ Zach Braff

When a role seems fun it's easy to play. It kind of comes organically. ~ Zach Galifianakis

You already are the guy I deserve."
"No, Zach," he said, shaking his head. "I'm just the guy you love. ~ Marie Sexton

Zach stole my stuff!" "No, I didn't!" "It was here before I went to the bathroom and now it's gone!" Andy reached over and cuffed the boy. "That will be quite enough," Mrs. Crabtree intervened. "Andy, go to the principal's office. Now. ~ L.R.W. Lee

when the cheese belongs to the mitten take the horns off the roller coaster ~ Zach Peterson

It was my scientific opinion that Zach was one of those people who used his intelligence to make sure that no one knew exactly how intelligent he was (a tendency Macy tells me is common among boys with really sexy arms). ~ Ally Carter

I like to look good on the golf course. ~ Zach Johnson

It's a give and take relationship with my fans. They give me love and adoration, and I take it from them. ~ Zach Braff

There's a lot of gray area in the law. Who can say, without a doubt, that I was in the wrong? ~ Zach Braff

Sometimes I regret not being Catholic. I think I'd make a pretty good saint. ~ Zach Braff

A good idea is worthless without impeccable execution and a commitment to iterate. ~ Zach Klein

When I was 17, I decided I was going to leave home. ~ Zach Roerig

I have a confession: I have no faith. ~ Zach Anner

Applied war is where the money's at. I don't mean that figuratively. Defense is 140% of the UVE budget. Offense is twice that. This is possible because there is no budget for math education. ~ Zach Weinersmith

James DeMonaco is one of my favorite directors I've ever worked with. I think he shoots really well and all that, but the work environment he creates - he makes everyone feel respected, he makes everyone feel appreciated, and he's a true collaborator. ~ Zach Gilford

I'd always fantasized about writing a new play. Even when I had all this success in television, what I was daydreaming about in my dressing room is that one day I would do it. ~ Zach Braff

I really couldn't say how famous I really am, that's for the history books to decide. But I'll probably be pretty up there. ~ Zach Braff

I think a generation ago, dads went to work, they came home, and they had their dinner, had a drink, and then went to bed. I don't know what it was like in your house, but that is how it was in mine. I think it is cool to have the dads in the trenches and doing the real parenting work. ~ Zach Cregger

Ever since I was little it was programmed into me that London is where great theatre occurs and all the big shows you love start there. ~ Zach Braff

I don't want to do an edgy show, I didn't want bad language. I think edginess is the new hackiness. ~ Zach Galifianakis

I like to work all the time and really immerse myself in the project. ~ Zach Galligan

There is a little bit of me in every part I do ... I'm not really good enough to completely construct an all-new character. ~ Zach Gilford

Somebody approached me about writing a biography on me, I told them they were too late. ~ Zach Braff

Excuse me," Zach began, trying to regain control of this conversation, "but didn't I repeatedly insult you this morning?"
"Your kvetching was very fetching. I like men who are mean to me. I trust them more." -Zach to Nora ~ Tiffany Reisz

In the age of the mp3, you gotta make the package special, something that's worth owning. ~ Zach Condon

I donno, it's not impressive. Once I put ear plugs in and put a blind fold on for like 14 minutes and I did just fine. ~ Zach Braff

I'll tell Mom I'm bringing someone and that we'll be late."
"Yeah. It'll give your date time to find another partner." That lethal edge was back in his voice.
Her stomach muscles tightened. "Zach?"
"Might as well get this out in the open." He pulled the car into a small layby and turned to brace his hand against the top edge of her seat. "I'm not real good at sharing. ~ Nalini Singh

I fell off a bridge when I was 14, then had surgery when I was 17. Now my left wrist is an inch-and-a-half shorter than my [right one] and doesn't quite have the mobility to wrap around a guitar neck without a bit of pain. ~ Zach Condon

You're not pathetic. Actually, I envy you a little."
"Because I'm a mess?" Zach asked dryly.
"No. Because you're not afraid to be a mess. ~ Julie James

My dad is obsessed with music, so I was raised around this guitar player that really wanted me to be a guitar player. ~ Zach Condon

I wanted to pull away, remind him that I was a big girl, a highly trained operative, a spy - that I'd been training for this mission my entire life, and I wasn't going to be left on the sidelines. But in the dim space with Zach pressed tightly against me, only one thought came to mind. I kissed him - longer and deeper than I ever had before. The school was not watching us this time. There was nothing playful in the tone. We were just two people kissing as if for the first time, as if it might be the last.
And then I broke away. "So," I asked, as if I got kissed like that all the time (which, believe me, I don't), "where is it you're taking me again?"
"The tombs. ~ Ally Carter

I understand Tea Partyers' anger with the system, but they are in way over their heads and often racially motivated, and I can't be part of that. ~ Zach Galifianakis

My job as an actor has inspired generations of children to become doctors. My job as a writer has opened up the minds of millions. My job as a director has produced masterpieces that will be taught in film school for ages. ~ Zach Braff

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses. ~ Zach Braff

A handsome prince fights a terrible, beautiful dragon and slays him then carries the head home strapped to his saddle. The lesson is obvious. When one is a monster, one does well to beware knights in shining armor. A good lesson for Eleanor."

Zach heard the meaning behind Søren's words. "Nora is not a monster. She's not perfect obviously. But she's a good person, and to call her a monster is ridiculous."

"You know her that well, do you?" Soren asked, turning to face him full-on. "Before tonight she scared you, didn't she? Her fearlessness, her brazeness, I'm sure it's terrifying at first. Foreign to those who lead proverbial life of quiet desperation as I imagine you do. She scared you with the sheer force of her life and being. But now you look around and think her courage is merely a byproduct of her damage. You imagine I abused her, changed her. And you would save her, as Wesley imagines he can? You would be her knight in shining armor? Yes, before you feared her and now you pity her. I assure you, Zachary, you were right the first time. ~ Tiffany Reisz

Compared to my talents, Whoopi Goldberg is like one of those fake plastic Buddhas you get at dollar stores. I mean really, I fail to see the humor in an overweight negro woman with dreadlocks, no eyebrows, and is named after a childish term for flatulence. ~ Zach Braff

I think the [New England] Patriots' season should have an asterisk next to it because everything they're accomplishing is against teams coached by people other than me. ~ Zach Braff

In closing, let me just thank God, on the floor of the House, for not turning away from us even though we seem to be turning away from Him. ~ Zach Wamp

Heathers!" I said triumphantly. "I think I've got that one here somewhere."
"Hey. Ram, doesn't this cafeteria have a no-fags allowed policy?"
"What?"
"The answer is, 'They seem to have an open door policy on assholes, though, don't they?'"
I just stood there, trying to figure out if he was calling me a fag or an asshole or both, and he rolled his eyes at me again.
"It's a line from Heathers, man. ~ Marie Sexton

Hell! His beard grows fast as blazes, like a damp wicket in springtime sun, green, and Rachel's skin is so fine, his bristles can score her red the way a new ball marks a bat, English alum on English unbleached willow, finest quality, special selection, Rachel-grade. Zach, my man, you have cricket on the brain! Thomas has asked him to play on Sunday. Bring Rachel, he said. Thomas 'All Souls' Aubry, gentleman, corinthian at heart, and half French yet more English than a true-born. ~ Emma Richler

Don't get me started on cold toilet seats. ~ Zach Braff

I wouldn't say I'm bigger than Jesus. If I had to guess, I'd say probably, yeah, but as far as I know, the bible is never clear on this. ~ Zach Braff

Did you hear that? I'm special. ~ Ally Carter

Listen to me." He grabbed my arms, holding me there. " I couldn't find you. And I will never forgive myself for that. Ever. ~ Ally Carter

I was originally casted to be in the Superman movie but I read the script and realized that it was mysteriously similar to my screenplay for Zach Braff the Movie. ~ Zach Braff

The problem with these interviews is that there's no sarcastic font. ~ Zach Galifianakis

Early in the winter of 2002, I gave my life to the Lord. Before I was one, I always thought being a Christian would be boring. In reality, it has been the complete opposite. ~ Zach Johnson

It's funny when I read the tabloids and they're reporting on only a fraction of the life I'm leading. ~ Zach Braff