You Re Stupid Quotes

I'm a Bad Test Taker ... you mean you're stupid? ~ Daniel Tosh

When a big company lays you off, they often give you a year's salary to 'go pursue a dream.' If you're stupid, you panic and get another job. If you're smart, you take the money and use the time to figure out what you want to do next. ~ Bruce Schneier

Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid. ~ John Wayne

I know for an actual fact that the things I say or that my brothers say on the mic are valid for life. What we say, if you're smart you get it, if you're stupid, you learn about 3 years later. ~ RZA

I have many regrets, and I'm sure everyone does. The stupid things you do, you regret if you have any sense, and if you don't regret them, maybe you're stupid. ~ Katharine Hepburn

Shut up," Daniel said, but he said it softly and so tenderly that Luce suprised both of them by obeying.
"I don't think you're stupid."
He closed his eyes "I think you're the smartest person I know. And the kindest. And ... "
he swallowed, opening his eyes to look directly at her - "the most beautiful. ~ Lauren Kate

You need to up your vocabulary, boy. You can't walk around letting people think you're stupid. Expand your horizons. Besides, it's fun to call people names they have to look up to realize they've been insulted. (Mark)
Yeah, that's a twofer there. You get away with it and then they're twice as mad when they realize how bad you really insulted them. Especially if they mistake it for a compliment when you say it and thank you for it. (Bubba) ~ Sherrilyn Kenyon

But would you kindly ponder this question: What would your good do if
evil didn't exist, and what would the earth look like if all the shadows
disappeared? After all, shadows are cast by things and people. Here is the
shadow of my sword. But shadows also come from trees and living beings.
Do you want to strip the earth of all trees and living things just because
of your fantasy of enjoying naked light? You're stupid. ~ Mikhail Bulgakov

I'm a ridiculous person. If you take anything any comedian says seriously, then you're stupid. ~ Chelsea Handler

As an actor, you can certainly, at any moment and at any time, discover 400 people who think you're stupid, fat and ugly. ~ Amy Poehler

If $85 million is not enough to take care of my family and other generations of my family, then you're stupid. ~ Jered Weaver

God's anointing is not based on your performance, but if you don't open the Word, you're stupid, because that's where the words of life are. ~ Andrew Wommack

But in any case, I did poorly on the tests and so, in the first three years of school, I had teachers who thought I was stupid and when people think you're stupid, they have low expectations for you. ~ Robert Sternberg

People don't know how heavily involved I am in my own career. I'm on 15 to 25 conference calls every few days strategizing with my team. I think a lot of artists sit back and have it done for them. Sometimes as women in the industry - if you're sexy or like doing sexy things - some people subconsciously negate your brain. They think you're stupid. ~ Nicki Minaj

No matter what you're feeling, the only way to get a difficult feeling to go away is simply to love yourself for it. If you think you're stupid, then love yourself for feeling that way. It's a paradox, but it works. To heal, you must be the first one to shine the light of compassion on any areas within you that you feel are unacceptable. ~ Christiane Northrup

And if you eat enough of those souls, they begin to corrupt you until you become one of them. Everyone knows that. (Kat)
Only if you're stupid. I'm two hundred years old and I haven't turned yet. You just have to learn to hum a lot so you don't hear their bullshit echoing in your head. (Damien) ~ Sherrilyn Kenyon

Hard work. Well, that=s all right for people who don=t know how to do anything else. It=s all right for people who aren=t lucky. But once you==re lucky, you don=t have to work for other people. You make them work for you. ~ Dan Totheroh

Worry about your character, not your reputation. Your character is who you are, and your reputetion is who people think you re. ~ John Wooden

New York is great though. If you?re here and want a one of a kind souvenir be sure to take home the police sketch of your assailant. ~ David Letterman

Sometimes, the best landscape, is with the person that you're with. ~ Anthony T. Hincks

I ain't saying you're a liar, because that wouldn't be polite. But I'll tell you this, ma'am. If I loved liars, I'd hug you to death. ~ Jim Thompson

Leo got up and brushed himself off. "I hate that guy". He offered Jason his arm like they should go skipping together."I`m Dylan. I`m so cool, I want to date myself, but I can`t figure out how! You want to date me instead? You`re so lucky!"
"Leo" Jason said "You`re weird ~ Rick Riordan

You're welcome in my house when this is over. We'll open a cask of Master al'Vere's best brandy. We'll remember those who fell, and we'll tell our children how we stood when the clouds turned black and the world started to die. We'll tell them we stood shoulder to shoulder, and there was just no space for the Shadow to squeeze through. ~ Robert Jordan

I'm stuck fighting. (Acheron) You're stuck fighting. But you're welcome to come share my beach any time you get tired of the brawl. (Savitar) Save me a spot. If this blows up in my face, I'll be back with my tail forever tucked between my legs. (Acheron) ~ Sherrilyn Kenyon

You're beautiful in your wrath. ~ Susan Hayward

Why are women immobile? Because so many feel like they're waiting for someone to say, 'You're good, you're pretty, I give you permission.' ~ Eve Ensler

Keeping a journal has taught me that there is not so much new in your life as you sometimes think. When you re-read your journal you find out that your latest discovery is something you already found out five years ago. Still, it is true that one penetrates deeper and deeper into the same ideas and the same experiences. ~ Thomas Merton

Death is like a broken jar that you re trying to fix over and over again but it s not doable at all because the people who pass away can t come back, but they taught us love, admiration and joy that will last forever in our hearts. ~ Ikrame Selkani

O men with sisters dear, O men with mothers and wives, It is not linen you 're wearing out, But human creatures' lives! ~ Thomas Hood

If you hold on tight
to what you think is your thing
you may find you re missing all the rest ~ Dave Matthews Band

Every now and then we find a special friend, who never lets us down, who understands it all, reaches out each time you fall, you're the best friend that I've found. ~ Jordan Hill

Just because you're beautiful, they think you can't act ... I've got a lot more to prove. ~ Carol Alt

One of the blessings that comes with parental territory is that children tug you into experiences you're pretty sure you'd never otherwise contemplate. ~ Nancy Mairs

No, no. It's not your fault. Books, books, I need my books. Have you re-read those books yet, by the way? - Jerry ~ Seinfeld

We all have insecurities but you have to know you're beautiful. ~ Nicki Minaj

A liar will not be believed even when he speaks the truth. ~ Aesop

And I loved the whole idea behind the story, which is that you're beautiful, so don't let other people tell you that you're not just because you don't look like the people in magazines. Or because you're not that weird ideal body image that's out there right now. ~ Mike Myers

Few experiences are more satisfying than becoming someone we always imagined we could be. ~ Gina Greenlee

If you`re wondering how you`ll find time, it means you don`t really want to read. Because nobody`s ever got time. Children certainly haven`t, nor have teenagers or grown-ups. Life always gets in the way. <...>
Time to read is always time stolen. <...>
Stolen from what?
From the tyranny of living."- p.125 ~ Daniel Pennac

I'm asking God to give you a Popeye moment. A moment when God blesses you with a divine burden: something that bothers you so deeply, you're moved from complacency to action. ~ Craig Groeschel

The people who call you names are just trying to make themselves feel better. They've fucked up too. You're not the only one. ~ Kody Keplinger

True love is supposed to make you into a better person-uplift you. ~ Emily Giffin

loneliness is a sign you re in desperate need of yourself ~ Rupi Kaur

True enlightenment is when you know that you're nobody and that you are an interplay and display of perplexing energy. ~ Debasish Mridha

The voice I finally heard that day was my own--the girl I'd locked away at ten years old, the girl I was before the world told me who to be--and she said: Here I am. I'm taking over now. ~ Glennon Doyle

She smiled just a little, as if to hide how powerful the words made her feel, but Chinasa saw it all the same: the way her face seemed to say that she had gotten the vengeance she sought. The kind of vengeance that turned love into a weapon. Tit for tat. You do me, I do you. ~ Chinelo Okparanta

Love is the sum of our choices, the strength of our commitments, the ties that bind us together. ~ Emily Giffin

Sometimes I feel like giving up, but then I realized that I have lot of people to prove wrong. ~ -Me

You're a wonderful person, Jamie. You're beautiful, you're kind, you're gentle ... you're everything that I'd like to be. If people don't like you, or they think you're strange, then that's their problem. ~ Nicholas Sparks