Worsley Golf Quotes

Nothing distresses the civilized person like unfettered nature. The Grand Canyon seen from behind the railing is indeed a splendid sight, but as soon as the desert reclaims your golf course that is another matter altogether. ~ Anthony Marais

No one has ever conquered this game. One week out there and you are God, next time you are the devil. But it does keep you coming back. ~ Juli Inkster

I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it. ~ Jay Mohr

Golf is like love. One day you think you are too old and the next day you want to do it again. ~ Roberto De Vicenzo

If I had hit it like I wanted to I'd have holed it. ~ Mark Calcavecchia

Every hole is a new beginning and that is what you should focus on (by Golf Champion, Sally Little) ~ Martie Retief Meiring Janie Du Plessis - 'n Keuse Vir Die Lewe

I never learned anything from a match that I won. ~ Bobby Jones

If your opponent is playing several shots in vain attempts to extricate himself from a bunker, do not stand near him and audibly count his strokes. It would be justifiable homicide if he wound up his pitiable exhibition by applying his niblick to your head. ~ Harry Vardon

I think the hardest part about Golf is being committed to your wife ~ Tiger Woods

But, Bill, old scout, your sister says there's a most corking links near here."
He turned and stared at me, and nearly ran us into the bank.
"You don't mean honestly she said that?"
"She said you said it was better than St. Andrews."
"So I did. Was that all she said I said?"
"Well, wasn't it enough?"
"She didn't happen to mention that I added the words, 'I don't think'?"
"No, she forgot to tell me that."
"It's the worst course in Great Britain. ~ P.G. Wodehouse

I just picked up golf, it was good, give me a chance to play golf. ~ Abdullah Ahmad Badawi

It's hard to believe a kid hitting golf balls in the cow pastures of New Mexico could have accomplished what I have accomplished. ~ Billy Casper

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad. ~ A.A. Milne

I couldn't care less who I'm paired with. There's nobody I've ever played better or worse with, thank goodness. You don't want any factor to be outside your control. What if Arnie's Army had bothered me? What id I'd said, "Oh geez, I'm paired with Palmer," I'd never had beaten him. ~ Jack Nicklaus

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. It took one afternoon on the golf course. ~ Hank Aaron

Sandy: Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course.
Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key.
Sandy: Not golfers, you great fool. Gophers. The little brown, furry rodents.
Carl Spackler: We can do that. We don't even need a reason. ~ Carl Spackler

I like to play snooker, golf as well. ~ John Terry

People always say golfers don't smile. But there is so much psychology in golf so we have to be a bit robotic. ~ Lee Westwood

Much of the fire with him [Ben Hogan] was lit by Byron Nelson, who came from the same town - the same caddie yard - and achieved fame and fortune several years ahead of Ben and who, as a kid, had always been popular and better liked than Ben. No puzzle at all. ~ Dan Jenkins

I started watching golf for the first time yesterday. I`m really worried about myself. I was actually enjoying it. ~ Ewan McGregor

Not only do I have a great love for the game of golf - no matter how badly I play it - but I have also the belief that through every kind of meeting, through every kind of activity to which we can bring together more often and more intimately peoples of our several countries, by that measure we will do something to solve the difficulties and the tensions that this poor old world seems nowadays to so much endure. ~ Dwight D. Eisenhower

I know the joy of skating on a clear cold day. I know the joy of getting off a perfect drive in golf. I know the delight of a fine meal after a long walk. These are real and wholesome, but all of them put together can not approach the thrill of ridding yourself of fear! ~ Vash Young

It rose slowly like a gull sensing a reckless blue fish to close to the surface, and then it dived relentlessly for the green, kicked and stopped three feet short of the flag. ~ Alistair Cooke

I had no idea what it was, but I realized that I'd happily sit here in the warmth with him and watch a golf programme if that was all there was. ~ Gail Honeyman

Show me a golfer who doesn't have a mean streak, and I'll show you a weak competitor. ~ Lee Trevino

I just go out there and play the game; I get on with things. Golf is not everything in life. ~ Louis Oosthuizen

It's easy at times to win golf tournaments and shoot 59, and sometimes it's hard to post an 85. ~ David Duval

The only time I talk on the golf course is to my caddie. And then only to complain when he gives me the wrong club. ~ Seve Ballesteros

The game of golf was bigger than Jack Nicklaus when Jack was dominating the game. ~ Tim Finchem

Muirfield without a wind is like a lady undressed. No challenge. ~ Tom Watson

I couldn't tell you exactly what I like about golf. Just when you think you've got it mastered it lets you know you haven't. I'm just crazy enough to do it. ~ Clint Eastwood

Your final goal is to convert your athletic swing to pure instinct rather than conscious thought. ~ David Leadbetter

We are a global sport. I mean, golf is obviously played all around the world. But when you have your National Championship, of course, everybody in America is rooting for an American. ~ Paula Creamer

Having a great golf swing helps under pressure, but golf is a game about scoring. It's like an artist who can get a two-inch brush at Wal-Mart for 20 cents or a fine camel-hair brush from an art store for 20 dollars. The brush doesn't matter - how the finished painting looks is what matters. ~ Jerry Pate

I don't get it. Basketball is so supremely boring. I can't understand the point of watching ten giants running from one end of the field
court
to the other throwing an orange ball through a hoop in the air. I guess it's better than golf, but so is watching paint dry. ~ Carter Quinn

After all, golf is only a game,' said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is any kink in their character. They simply don't realise what they're saying. ~ P.G. Wodehouse

Golf is my boyfriend right now. ~ Karrie Webb

Once you have your practice and you have your mechanics, you must be able to go out there and trust your mechanics. ~ Aaron Baddeley

There's an old saying,'It's a poor craftsman who blames his tools.' It's usually the player who misses those three-footers, not the putter. ~ Kathy Whitworth

My wife and I like to go to church if we're in town. On Sundays, I try to be as chill as I can, whether I'm watching golf or barbecuing. ~ Josh Duhamel

Why am I writing books in my old age? Who am I trying to impress? Why go on? the answer is fear of golf. ~ David Taylor

Golf is about knowledge, and studying another player - more than listening to a teacher - is the best way to get it. ~ Vijay Singh

Golf is meaningless, but it means so much. ~ Dennis Quaid

There's a guy who won't be in contention. There's another one I don't have to worry about. ~ Jack Nicklaus

Maintain a childhood enthusiasm for the game of golf. ~ Chi Chi Rodriguez

I grew up playing hockey and baseball, so I wish I had time to get back into it, but living in L.A. and North Carolina, you have to take advantage of the golf. ~ Diego Klattenhoff

A kid grows up a lot faster on the golf course. Golf teaches you how to behave. ~ Jack Nicklaus