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But now you know what I've done," she said, staring at her hand, at his chest, anywhere but his face. "Before, you had only seen me do it to other people, but now you know the kind of pain I have caused people, so many people, just because I was too much of a coward to stand up to him." She scowled, and lifted her hand. "Getting you out was the one good thing I've ever done, and now it's not even worth anything, because here you are again, you…you idiot!"
She clutched at her side, wincing. She was crying again.
Akos touched her face. When he first met her, he thought she was this fearsome thing, this monster he needed to escape. But she had unfurled bit by bit, showing him her wicked humor by waking him with a knife to his throat, talking about herself with unflinching honesty, for better or for worse, and loving--so deeply--every little bit of this galaxy, even the parts she was supposed to hate.
She was not a rusty nail, as she had once told him, or a hot poker, or a blade in Ryzek's hand. She was a hushflower, all power and possibility. Capable of doing good and harm in equal measure.
"It is not the only good thing you've ever done," Akos said, in plain Thuvhesit. It felt like the right language for this moment, the language of his home, which Cyra understood but didn't really speak when he was around, like she was afraid it would hurt his feelings.
"It's worth everything to me, what you did," he said, still in Thuvhesit. "It changes everything. ~ Veronica Roth
Wicked Humor quotes by Veronica Roth
Akos touched her face. When he first met her, he thought she was this fearsome thing, this monster he needed to escape. But she had unfurled bit by bit, showing him her wicked humor by waking him with a knife to his throat, talking about herself with unflinching honesty, for better or for worse, and loving--so deeply--every little bit of this galaxy, even the parts she was supposed to hate.
She was not a rusty nail, as she had once told him, or a hot poker, or a blade in Ryzek's hand. She was a hushflower, all power and possibility. Capable of doing good and harm in equal measure. ~ Veronica Roth
Wicked Humor quotes by Veronica Roth
I couldn't help thinkin' if she was as far out o' town as she was out o' tune, she wouldn't get back in a day. ~ Sarah Orne Jewett
Wicked Humor quotes by Sarah Orne Jewett
his mind's like Alcatraz. once something's in, it never gets out ~ Mary Elizabeth Summer
Wicked Humor quotes by Mary Elizabeth Summer
[He] is the worst kind of asshole they make - the kind who is completely oblivious to how he sounds, the kind who is impossible to argue with because he doesn't allow for a worldview outside of his own. ~ Sloane Crosley
Wicked Humor quotes by Sloane Crosley
You know you're young when someone asks you for money and you take it as a compliment. ~ David Sedaris
Wicked Humor quotes by David Sedaris
You pray to God to save you. I'll stick with Smith & Wesson. We'll see who is alive in the morning. ~ Raegan Butcher
Wicked Humor quotes by Raegan Butcher
Birth of the Cool' became a collector's item, I think, out of a reaction to Bird and Dizzy's music. Bird and Diz played this hip, real fast thing, and if you weren't a fast listener, you couldn't catch the humor or the feeling in their music. Their musical sound wasn't sweet, and it didn't have harmonic lines that you could easily hum out on the street with your girlfriend trying to get over with a kiss. ~ Miles Davis
Wicked Humor quotes by Miles Davis
When I asked my boss if he would refer me to someone in London where I was going next, he replied, "If you are really good, then we would not want you to leave. If you are bad, then we would not refer you. If you are just so so, why should we bother?" So he did not do anything. Luckily his boss, a Swiss manager, felt compelled to notify his London colleagues that I was going to be in town. And thus I got hired. ~ Philip Tan
Wicked Humor quotes by Philip Tan
Don't say anything against indies. They're very sensitive. One hint of elitism and they'll be organizing a twitcott. ~ Josh Lanyon
Wicked Humor quotes by Josh Lanyon
Father never went into depth about what happened if I woke up, unable to remember how I'd died, but most definitely in the hands of those not selected to have s'mores and sleepovers for all of eternity. ~ Heather Heffner
Wicked Humor quotes by Heather Heffner
It's so hard to believe in anything anymore. I mean, it's like, religion, you really can't take it seriously, because it seems so mythological, it seems so arbitrary ... but, on the other hand, science is just pure empiricism, and by virtue of its method, it excludes metaphysics. I guess I wouldn't believe in anything anymore if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch. ~ Steve Martin
Wicked Humor quotes by Steve Martin
New Rule: The person who sat in my seat on the flight before me and could not finish the People magazine crossword puzzle has to be ashamed of themselves. I don't know who you are, but "Desperate _____wives"? Nothing? A three-letter word for "Writing utensil, you're holding it in your hand." Here's one more for you: Four letters, begins with a v, something you shouldn't be allowed to do this November. ~ Bill Maher
Wicked Humor quotes by Bill Maher
Believe me, a highly strung brain such as yours demands occasional relaxation from the strain of domestic surroundings. Forget for a little while that children want music lessons, and boots, and bicycles, with tincture of rhubarb three times a day; forget there are such things in life as cooks, and house decorators, and next-door dogs, and butchers' bills. Go away to some green corner of the earth, where all is new and strange to you, where your over-wrought mind will gather peace and fresh ideas. Go away for a space and give me time to miss you, and to reflect upon your goodness and virtue, which, continually present with me, I may, human-like, be apt to forget, as one, through use, grows indifferent to the blessing of the sun and the beauty of the moon. Go away, and come back refreshed in mind and body, a brighter, better man - if that be possible - than when you went away. ~ Jerome K. Jerome
Wicked Humor quotes by Jerome K. Jerome
Guess our sex is hot, we start fires. ~ Toni Aleo
Wicked Humor quotes by Toni Aleo
Fat Charlie blew his nose. "I never knew I had a brother," he said.
"I did," said Spider. "I always meant to look you up, but I got distracted. You know how it is."
"Not really."
"Things came up."
"What kind of things?"
"Things. They came up. That's what things do. They come up. I can't be expected to keep track of them all."
"Well, give me a f'rinstance."
Spider drank more wine. "Okay. The last time I decided that you and I should meet, I, well, I spent days planning it. Wanted it to go perfectly. I had to choose my wardrobe. Then I had to decide what I'd say to you when we met. I knew that the meeting of two brothers, well, it's the subject of epics, isn't it? I decided that the only way to treat it with the appropriate gravity would be to do it in verse. But what kind of verse? Am I going to rap it? Declaim it? I mean, I'm not going to greet you with a limerick. So. It had to be something dark, something powerful, rhythmic, epic. And then I had it. The perfect line: Blood calls to blood like sirens in the night. It says so much. I knew I'd be able to get everything in there - people dying in alleys, sweat and nightmares, the power of free spirits uncrushable. Everything was going to be there. And then I had to come up with a second line, and the whole thing completely fell apart. The best I could come up with was Tum-tumpty-tumpty-tumpty got a fright."
Fat Charlie blinked. "Who exactly is Tum-tumpty-tumpty-tumpty?"
"It's not any ~ Neil Gaiman
Wicked Humor quotes by Neil Gaiman
Immediate gratification takes too long. ~ Carrie Fisher
Wicked Humor quotes by Carrie Fisher
Think of every fairy-tale villainess you've ever heard of. Think of the wicked witches, the evil queens, the mad enchantresses. Think of the alluring sirens, the hungry ogresses, the savage she-beasts. Think of them and remember that somewhere, sometime, they've all been real.
Mab gave them lessons. ~ Jim Butcher
Wicked Humor quotes by Jim Butcher
. . . Mrs. Arcanum considered foreign parts only marginally less unspeakable than private parts. . . ~ Terry Pratchett
Wicked Humor quotes by Terry Pratchett
Showing up unannounced was risky. This guy was known for being cantankerous at best, violent at worst. But she was ready. As soon as the door opened, she let loose a stream of urine right on his doorstep . . . and then ran like hell. A few days more of that, she knew, and he' d be all hers. ~ Marah J. Hardt
Wicked Humor quotes by Marah J. Hardt
After a few days, I mused, I would have no trouble. Whoever heard of a revolution of fat men? ~ Louis L'Amour
Wicked Humor quotes by Louis L'Amour
Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing but nobody else does. ~ Steuart Henderson Britt
Wicked Humor quotes by Steuart Henderson Britt
Is this one of those keep-your-friends-close-and-your-enemies-closer things?"
"I though it was keep your friends close so you have someone to drive the car when you sneak over to your enemy's house at night and throw up in his mailbox. ~ Cassandra Clare
Wicked Humor quotes by Cassandra Clare
The oversized chairs are white; the walls, covered with occasional landscape paintings, are white; and the plush carpet is the whitest of all. I'm insanely glad I didn't bring a cup of grape juice with me. ~ Wendy Mass
Wicked Humor quotes by Wendy Mass
I come from a long line of miserable people. ~ Arlene Schindler
Wicked Humor quotes by Arlene Schindler
Did you get a secret thrill out of sitting across from me, eating a civilized dinner while pretending not to know you were teasing my cock?" Rate St. Sebastian ~ Samanthe Beck
Wicked Humor quotes by Samanthe Beck
The CIA currently has in custody two FBI agents and a Boston police detective who is demanding they pay for the damage to his boat."
"He's okay?"
Burns nodded. "Emptied a double-barreled shotgun at a couple of Company lackeys, and then they arrested him. He spent all night claiming he thought they were the Men in Black coming to scan his brain"
Ty bit his lip so he wouldn't laugh.
about Nick ~ Abigail Roux
Wicked Humor quotes by Abigail Roux
If we cannot defeat the assassin, then we must remove his reason for attacking. If we can capture or eliminate his employers, then perhaps we can invalidate whatever contract binds him. Last we knew, he was employed by the Parshendi."
"Great," Ruthar said dryly. "All we have to do is win the war, which we've only been trying to do for five years. ~ Brandon Sanderson
Wicked Humor quotes by Brandon Sanderson
And, uh . . . to whom do you pray?'

'We worship the perfect cohesion of space and time and nonlinear probabilities represented by cabbage.'

'Wow, that's . . . yeah. ~ Delilah S. Dawson
Wicked Humor quotes by Delilah S. Dawson
My girlfriend bought a cook book the other day called 'Cheap and easy vegetarian cooking'. Which is perfect for her, because not only is she vegetarian ... ~ Jimmy Carr
Wicked Humor quotes by Jimmy Carr
He comes.
And he comes
loaded
with noise pollution.
If I ever prayed for anything,
it was for a man
to shut up. ~ Casey Renee Kiser
Wicked Humor quotes by Casey Renee Kiser
Come on, Elmer," he said to his horse. "Let's find a nice prickly cactus you can toss me into. ~ Abigail Roux
Wicked Humor quotes by Abigail Roux
But you know, mon petite, what you got is a gift. And when de good Lord gives you a gift you have to use it. Dat's why he put you here on dis earth. Sometime it's gonna be to help a soul cross over to de other side to meet him. If dat's whey you gott do, den dat's what you gotta do. You can't just keep collecting de dead. You gonna have to find a way to take what you got and work wit dat. ~ Deborah Leblanc
Wicked Humor quotes by Deborah Leblanc
Katsa and Po were trying to drown each other and, judging from their hoots of laughter, enjoying it immensely. ~ Kristin Cashore
Wicked Humor quotes by Kristin Cashore
Good luck is just bad luck with its hair combed. ~ Stephen King
Wicked Humor quotes by Stephen King
There is a relationship between humor and fear. Think of all the gags you ever heard that have to do with dismemberment, or something that's horrible in one way or another, even if it's just horrible in the sense that somebody's being embarrassed. What do kids laugh at? Kids laugh if your fly's down. That's hilarious. But for the kid whose fly is down, it's a horrible situation. ~ Stephen King
Wicked Humor quotes by Stephen King
Pointed teeth would give one an appearance of ferocity," he said, tapping a straight white tooth. "Although that might require one to follow through with biting someone from time to time, and the thought is enough to make one feel ill. I don't even like my meat cooked rare. ~ Danielle L. Jensen
Wicked Humor quotes by Danielle L. Jensen
I want to have scrambled eggs for dinner without this ridiculous construction that a scrambled egg-inclusive meal is breakfast even when it occurs at dinnertime."
"You've gotta pick your battles in this world, Hazel," my mom said. "But if this is the issue you want to champion, we will stand behind you. ~ John Green
Wicked Humor quotes by John Green
Staring into the dragon's maw, one quickly learns wisdom. ~ Steven Brust
Wicked Humor quotes by Steven Brust
You are all a lost generation, Gertrude Stein said to Hemingway. We weren't lost. We knew where we were, all right, but we wouldn't go home. Ours was the generation that stayed up all night. ~ James Thurber
Wicked Humor quotes by James Thurber
The horse jumped over the fucking fence. ~ Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
Wicked Humor quotes by Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
Then stop being a know-it-all lionpaw retorted You're not my mentor so stay out of my fur.
Lionpaw at Berrynose in Outcast pg 67 ~ Erin Hunter
Wicked Humor quotes by Erin Hunter
We don't get to change anything. We get to change you, and then you choose what to do with it ~ Kieron Gillen
Wicked Humor quotes by Kieron Gillen
What's this "
"A needle."
"What should I do with it " He'd walked right into it. Too easy.
"Please use it to pop your head. It's obscuring my view of the room. ~ Ilona Andrews
Wicked Humor quotes by Ilona Andrews
Were I to prescribe a rule for drinking, it should be formed upon a saying quoted by Sir William Temple: the first glass for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the fourth for mine enemies. ~ Joseph Addison
Wicked Humor quotes by Joseph Addison
Gil drives like he lives his life: In the fast lane. ~ Siobhan Davis
Wicked Humor quotes by Siobhan Davis
Hawke."
"Shh ... Lie back and think of England."
Laughter reawakened inside of her, bubbling its way past the raw burn of emotion. "I'd rather think of you."
She felt his smile against the curve of her abdomen, his jaw rough with stubble that made her shiver as he kissed his way oh-so-slowly down her body. ~ Nalini Singh
Wicked Humor quotes by Nalini Singh
Her lips were tightly glued together, her chin protruding, her whole layout that of a girl who intended to stand no rannygazoo. ~ P.G. Wodehouse
Wicked Humor quotes by P.G. Wodehouse
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. ~ Woody Allen
Wicked Humor quotes by Woody Allen
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