Whats Love Got To Do With It Funny Quotes

Whats on the outside matters for two seconds, whats on the inside matters a life time, find someone who has a heart of gold and anything else is a bonus. ~ Unknown

i have4 there talking about food vegtable sticks whats wrong with geting a pizza im just thinking healthy whats wrong with the kithchen they all say mom! ~ Gill Sutherland

Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don't change your perception on whats important in your life. ~ Katt Williams

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best. ~ Woody Allen

The only people who make love all the time are liars. ~ Louis Jordan

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? ~ Lily Tomlin

I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.' ~ Paul Feig

If you just stop and think, baby, honey, love is a funny thing. Whatever you put in, that's what you expect to gain. ~ Jimmy Reed

Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind. ~ Bob Phillips

I find Anders very funny and funny lasts forever." Samantha ~ Angela Nicoara

They leave to test the waters but fail to realize the waters are full of rapids. ~ Dominic Riccitello

Love, a promise delivered already broken. ~ Lisa Unger

There's a lot of very funny people I'd love to work with that I've never met, of course. I love Steve Martin and Jim Carrey. ~ Dick Van Dyke

Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life. ~ George Gordon Byron

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable. ~ Cher

Whats better than followers, is actually falling in love ~ Chance The Rapper

Mumps, measles, and puppy love are terrible after twenty. ~ Mignon McLaughlin

I love when guys are funny. I love guys that are funny and goofy and over the top. And you know, I really like personality. I do. ~ Kaley Cuoco

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. ~ Steve Martin

Who doesn't love a funny girl who can look sexy at the same time? ~ Malin Akerman

I love 'Saturday Night Live,' and it's such a funny show. I don't know if I'm funny enough to be on it but definitely would be interested in doing it. ~ Lindsey Vonn

I'd love to date somebody cool, fun, funny. ~ Rihanna

The funny thing is musicians often love to go to see visual art because you've got all these pictures to turn into metaphors. ~ Dar Williams

I suppose the latest thing is to sit back and let Mr. Nobody from Nowhere make love to your wife. ~ F Scott Fitzgerald

Even the Gods love jokes. ~ Plato

Plus, I love comic writing. Nothing satisfies me more than finding a funny way to phrase something. ~ Michael Pollan

I love to do comedy, and I don't think of things as drama or comedy. I think that if it's a funny line, it's a funny line. If it's a funny moment, it's a funny moment. ~ Kathy Baker

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. ~ Maurice Chevalier

I love insults, devastating takedowns, things that could be described by Twitter hacks as 'shots fired,' and funny ad hominem attacks. ~ Alex Pareene

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. ~ Richard Lewis

I love the sad songs with their maudlin, self-deprecating, almost funny lyrics. As an Englishman, they make a lot of sense. ~ Teddy Thompson

I took 'P.S. I Love You' thinking it was going to be a little funny, and I ended up crying every day on that film. ~ Hilary Swank

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met. ~ Rodney Dangerfield

I'm a pretty funny guy, and I would love to do a comedy with a bunch of funny guys - movie-star guys, where they could help me through it. ~ LeBron James

Focus your intention on what your building, not whats already fallen away. ~ Nikki Rowe

I love nerds. Comic-Con junkies are the tastemakers of tomorrow. Isn't that funny? The tables have turned. ~ Kristen Bell

If I find something funny and make an older woman laugh, I love that for some reason. ~ Nathan Fielder

I love funny women. I love writing funny women characters. ~ Michael Patrick King

Like all great adventures, this one started with someone trying to get laid. King Menelaus didn't go to Troy for the baklava. ~ Mark Leiren-Young

If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books. ~ Alan King

Whats not to love is hardly a reason to love. And the catch of your life is not the same thing as the love of your life. Be careful of that subtle but rather crucial distinction. ~ Emily Giffin

I think Janeane Garofalo is incredibly funny, and I love Dennis Miller. ~ Kristen Johnston

I love doing funny promos like the ones I did wrestling Rey Mysterio. ~ Kurt Angle

I've seen all the Judd Apatow movies, and I'd love to have a really funny little part in one of them some day. ~ Miranda Cosgrove

In romance or friendship, what's important is how much you love the other person. - Gackt ~ Gackt

Although there are many trial marriages ... there is no such thing as a trial child. ~ Gail Sheehy

I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh. ~ Carol Burnett

Some lucky people can be funny without half trying because they actually look funny, because acting funny is in their bones - fun as funny, not funny as crude slapstick. ~ F. Sionil Jose

Ironically, the woman's initial interest may have been generated based on those elements. She agreed to go on the date because her friends told her that Brad was good-looking and that he had a good job and that he knew a lot of famous people. Even though all those things may be true, WHATs don't drive decision-making, WHATs should be used as proof of WHY, and the date plainly fell flat. ~ Simon Sinek

I love playing a dad. It's hard to find family dramas that are genuinely funny. ~ Peter Gallagher

Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing. ~ Helen Rowland

Do you know who I would love to play? Morticia Addams - then I could use all that darkness to be funny. ~ Monica Bellucci

Everybody's funny if you love them. ~ Anna Torv

Definitely, I think I fulfill a very funny Indian stereotype because I love technology. It's something I've always been interested in. ~ Manish Dayal

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. ~ Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

You can't put a price tag on preparation for a pandemic. ~ Richard E. Besser

The problem is that we live in an uptight country. Why don't we just laugh at ourselves? We are funny. Gays are funny. Straights are funny. Women are funny. Men are funny. We are all funny, and we all do funny things. Let's laugh about it. ~ Bob Newhart

I love film, but it's funny going to drama school for three years, where you spend most of your time training for theatre, then coming out and just doing films. ~ Tuppence Middleton

I love funny people. I met and became friends with some of the funniest people ever. Gilda Radner, bless her soul; Martin Short; Dave Thomas; Eugene Levy. ~ Paul Shaffer

I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me. ~ Henny Youngman

The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. ~ Fred Allen

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. ~ Woody Allen

I love playing smart and tough and having funny lines. ~ Jane Elliot

Gotta stay in the gym, stay funny, stay sharp. I just love working. ~ Marlon Wayans

The word 'funny' is a bit like the word 'love' - we don't have enough words to describe the many varieties. ~ George Saunders

Courtney Love is really cool and funny. I would like to meet Julia Roberts and Cameron Diaz. I think I could play their daughters. ~ Dakota Fanning

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor

Love is the mistaken belief that one woman differs from another. ~ H.L. Mencken

If you love your job, you haven't worked a day in your life. ~ Tommy Lasorda

I'd love to get into some comedy, but people keep saying, 'You're not funny!' And I say, 'Well, fair enough.' I have done comedy on stage. ~ Ciaran Hinds

I love every minute of fatherhood, staying up all night, changing nappies, kids crying, I find it really funny and inspiring. It connects you to the world in a new way. ~ Elton John

in life the people you love hurt you sometimes but you need to keep leading keep living keep doing what you belive in and keep doing whats right ~ Ryan Nilsen

While I was busy hating Vegas, and hiding from Vegas, a funny thing happened. I grew to love Vegas. ~ J.R. Moehringer

Hate is funny. Love isn't. Love can kill you. Hate can keep you alive. ~ Carol Grace

Our family's special holiday tradition is going over to my grandparent's house on Christmas morning. My grandma cooks a big breakfast, and I love hearing her tell old funny stories. ~ Caroline Sunshine

As funny as it sounds, the best thing I got out of making a solo record was to realize how much I love being in a band. ~ Dave Pirner

To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and divide between truth and error. ~ Janet Coleman

Nonetheless, love is a funny thing. More specifically, second loves are a funny thing. For no matter how special that second or third or even fourth love is, no matter how much you can't live without him, the first one always creeps in. ~ Lindsay Detwiler

I really love showing up at work at 10 A.M., trying to make it funny until 3 P.M., and then going home. It's like comedy bankers' hours. ~ Chris Eigeman

Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he's a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I'm doing it right now and you all seem bored. ~ Bob Saget

Every girls' night needs a funny movie and a good conversation about guys! My friends and I also love picking outfits out for each other to try on at slumber parties. It's so fun. ~ Jennette McCurdy

Male eighteen whats your point?" - Shane ~ Rachel Cane

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? ~ Steven Wright

I love kids; I think they are fun and funny. ~ Courtney Thorne-Smith

Whats up home skillet, biscuit. ~ Ali Cooper

We love super-silly moments, funny moments, serious moments, weird moments. ~ Riki Lindhome

Falling in love and falling to your death feel about the same, I thought. And I almost laughed. ~ Shannon Hale

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty. ~ Woody Allen

I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people. ~ Chelsea Handler

I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared. ~ Mitt Romney

One of my favorite comedies is 'Groundhog Day' and 'Scrooged.' I love Bill Murray, and I think he's a great example of an actor who is funny. ~ Fiona Gubelmann

I love to swim. When I jump in the water, I feel like I'm 12 years old again. It's really funny how it does that to me. ~ Summer Sanders

Light and funny has a more compelling quality when you're younger. But I haven't abandoned the genre: I love falling down; I love Lucille Ball. It's just that a lot of those stories revolve around problems that I can't convincingly portray at this age. ~ Julia Roberts

It's kind of funny, with all of the different outlets that come from acting that you could try, I would love to direct and kind of be involved in art direction, too. ~ Imogen Poots

Billy is a funny, cheeky, lovely boy and I love being with him. Parenthood is terrifying though. I can barely walk past a building without panicking that it's going to collapse on his head. ~ Rufus Sewell

And write what you love - don't feel pressured to write serious prose if what you like is to be funny. ~ Cassandra Clare

I do keep getting these bad girl roles. The funny thing is that, honestly, I don't think I'm believable as these aristocratic mean girls. But I do love playing them. ~ Katie McGrath

Mama does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Dada first. ~ Mignon McLaughlin

I would love to write a mystery - a romantic, funny mystery. ~ Cecelia Ahern

In love, women are professionals, men are amateurs ~ Francois Truffaut