Vodka Tumblr Quotes

People who don't feel pain anymore are the most damaged. ~ Juansen Dizon

A shipper thrives on emotional scraps, stolen glances and did-they-or-didn't-they tension. ~ Tumblr

stay alive
for you
may
save a life. ~ Juansen Dizon

Be soft. Be grateful. Anything that is healing doesn't always glow. ~ Juansen Dizon

And all she loved, she loved with a little sadness in her heart. ~ Juansen Dizon

The strongest ones are the ones who have every reason to die but still live. ~ Juansen Dizon

Healing is when you become something else, something better, and not something you were before. ~ Juansen Dizon

i overthink.
i overlove.
i over feel.

i am the sea
or i am nothing. ~ Juansen Dizon

I have learned that feeling empty sometimes is okay. I've got to refill myself with something at some point. Art, love, solitude, random acts of kindness. I really don't know, but that's what makes being whole again so exciting. ~ Juansen Dizon

Sometimes, there comes a time when the universe just wants you to find all the love that you deserve inside the saddest parts of you. It is there where your healing will begin. ~ Juansen Dizon

TUmblr Quotes
'stay strong'
'take a chance, you never know what might happen'
'don't give up on things that make you smile'
'my biggest fear is growing up ~ Tumblr

the problem with putting others first is that you taught them you come second ~ Tumblr

What if the Cure for Cancer was trapped inside the mind of someone who can't afford an education ~ Tumblr

We drank our coffee the Russian way. That is to say we had vodka before it and vodka afterwards. ~ Philip Sington

I'm not against vodka - they just asked us. They put out some story about us entertaining international celebrities with vodka, which of course wasn't true. ~ Robin Day

Dear eyelashes, wishbones, pennies, dandelions, wishing well, shooting stars, 11:11 and birthday candles, do your job ~ Tumblr XD

It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better. ~ Zlatan Ibrahimovic

May 18, 2018

Some days I could fly and feel very happy. I record those days in my journal for I know that I will feel very sad again. And I need proof that I will be very happy again. Thankfully, I feel very happy tonight. Goodnight. ~ Juansen Dizon

the philosophical cure
to anxiety
is not optimism
but rather pessimism.

optimism says
"the world is beautiful
and there's no reason to be sad."

pessimism says
"look at all these countries
waging wars
let's go get some ice cream
and just listen to some sad records. ~ Juansen Dizon

Self-Restoration

You will
heal not
in a way
that you
are acceptable
to other people.

You will
heal in a way
that you are acceptable
to yourself. ~ Juansen Dizon

I find it terrifying how any of us can die at any moment, yet we live our lives always planning for the future. ~ Tumblr User "Wearingly"

Is that vodka?' Margarita asked weakly. The cat jumped up from its chair in indignation. 'Excuse me, your majesty,' he squeaked, 'do you think I would give vodka to a lady? That is pure spirit! ~ Mihail Bulhakov

CompuServe, and it was not sophisticated, guys. It was the cave painting equivalent to Tumblr. ~ Felicia Day

Vodka is like water, but with consequences. ~ Tom Rachman

If you don't know about Tumblr then you are not supposed to know about Tumblr. It's like fight club. ~ John Green

I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive? ~ Eminem

Vladimir leaned forward. Never dilute vodka. Is sin. ~ Jennifer Lane

There's no absolutes in life - only vodka. ~ Mick Jagger

Vodka is kind of a hobby. ~ Betty White

If I have to be a monotheist, y'know pick one, I'm picking vodka, it goes well with everything, all occasions. ~ Doug Stanhope

Everybody is jumping up and down back in Russia. Probably lots of vodka, too. ~ Alexander Ovechkin

Catnip is vodka and whisky to most cats. ~ Carl Van Vechten

I no longer know If I wish to drown myself in love, vodka or the sea. ~ Franz Kafka

A medium Vodka dry Martini - with a slice of lemon peel. Shaken and not stirred. ~ Ian Fleming

Russian vodka is OK if you need to clean the oven. For drinking, it must henceforth be Polish. ~ Hugh Laurie

That's what my perfume would smell like, margarita and vodka. ~ Chelsea Handler

Take a shot of vodka and hope for the best. ~ Nathan Lane

Maybe it's not about the happy ending. Maybe it's about the story. ~ Tumblr.com

Things on the essential list: vodka, Nine Inch Nails, a steady supply of mortal men, and an all-purpose bitchy attitude. ~ Richelle Mead

Tea is not vodka, it is impossible to drink it a lot ~ Mikhail Bulgakov

It sucks, but no Long Islands or margaritas when you drink. It has to be straight vodka. ~ Nicole Polizzi

Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it. ~ Fuzzy Zoeller

It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics to set you on your feet again. ~ Elton John

Vodka goes well with a wintery perspective. Nothing else provokes such presentiments of falling snow except, for some, the communist seizure of the state. ~ Michele Bernstein

Go along, go along quickly, and set all you have on the table for us. We don't want doughnuts, honey buns, poppy cakes, and other dainties; bring us a whole sheep, serve a goat and forty-year old mead! And plenty of vodka, not vodka with all sorts of fancies, not with raisins and flavorings, but pure foaming vodka, that hisses and bubbles like mad. ~ Nikolai Gogol

don't work yourself to the point of a mental breakdown. give priority to your mental health. you are only a few steps away from completely losing your balance and breaking your mind. take one step back every time you take two steps forward. breathe. be mindful. see through life as it transpires moment by moment. learn when to rest. sleep is important. eating healthily is important. everything you do for the sake of your sanity is important. being kind to your mind is the best self-care there is. if there's anything that's lovely about you, it is your mind. ~ Juansen Dizon

The relationship between a Russian and a bottle of vodka is almost mystical. ~ Richard Owen

You should beware of priests, my son. And people who don't drink vodka. Worst of all are priests who don't drink vodka. ~ Jonas Jonasson

Wine we need for health, and the health we need to drink vodka. ~ Viktor Chernomyrdin

At the first such gathering, I politely sat with them for half an hour, drank some vodka, and even recited a toast about how great it was that Gulya had such great friends. This proved to be a tactical error, since afterward Gulya wanted me to drink vodka and recite toasts with them every night, which was not compatible with my program of study of the great Uzbek language. ~ Elif Batuman

We used to get published a lot. And there was this vodka advertisement ... it embarrassed me a lot afterwards. ~ Robin Day

After seeing Fern's little demonstration on national television" Apothia said, "your grandmother and I decided we needed something to give us strength. We haven't decided if that strength will come from food or from vodka. ~ Leslye Walton

Sex without smiling is as sickly and as base as vodka and tonic without ice. ~ Stephen Fry

In the dark, Dave reached for Roger's hand as they watched the shadowed lovemaking. "Were we ever that beautiful?"
"You still are," Roger told him.
"Maybe we should make the most of the hurricane."
"This is definitely foreplay."
"It's like Tumblr, the live version. ~ S.E. Jakes

Vodka eyeballing sounds great, but it's a
slippery slope. Next, you'll be scotch nostriling, tequila nippling and,
before you know it, Jager tainting. ~ Stephen Colbert

Whatever happened to Trump Airlines? How about Trump University? And then there's Trump Magazine and Trump Vodka and Trump Steaks, and Trump Mortgage?A business genius he [Donald Trump] is not. ~ Mitt Romney

Only a very bold country would mix vodka and clams. The cocktail, also known as the Bloody Caesar, was invented in 1969 by Canadian hero Walter Chell, who crushed fresh clams into tomato juice and added plenty of vodka. Americans can now take the easy route by buying Clamato off the shelf. ~ Kerry Colburn

Russia tried to introduce beer as kind of the new vodka - and it's working with younger people in major cities - but you can have ten shots of vodka and be perfectly okay. If I had ten beers, I would be liquidated. ~ Gary Shteyngart

In the old days in San Francisco there was a famous drink called Pisco Punch, made from Pisco, a Peruvian brandy pisco punch used to taste like lemonade but had a kick like vodka, or worse. ~ Harold Ross

I had a bartender friend once tell me about a $14.00 shot of vodka, this was years ago it's probably more now. I thought that was crazy. From what I understand, vodka has no taste. I think people like the taste of their money. ~ Ian MacKaye

I don't like people who drink decaf coffee it's like what. Why you drinking it? Like it taste so good? That's like drinking non alcoholic vodka. ~ Chelsea Handler

I really hate that I need my glasses while using my laptop. What I hate even more is that I need those glasses to be full of vodka at all times.
-Karen Quan and Jarod Kintz ~ Karen Quan

Tumblr has a big community of bears and bear chasers. All my favorites on Tumblr and all the fan mail I get is all like, "We want to tickle you! What size shoe are you?" They're all like really big, heavyset, bearded guys who are like, "I want to ride your face like a motorcycle!" ~ Jon Gabrus

It's either this or the vodka. Trust me; you don't want to drink the vodka. It takes half the flesh from the inside of your throat on the way down, and you wake up the next morning feeling as if a major portion of your brains are on the outside of your skull. Most unpleasant. ~ Debra Dunbar

I love to read.
That doesn't mean a life.
It doesn't mean I'm a nerd.
I only love that feeling...
even when you're back in reality,
you still feel like you're in a different world. ~ Tumblr Quotes ME S.A

I blew the lot on vodka and tonic, gambling and fags. Looking back, I think I overdid it on the tonic. ~ Stan Bowles

You cutting the lawn, fixing the machines,
all this leprous day and then more vodka,
more soda and the pond forgiving our bodies,
the pond sucking out the throb. ~ Anne Sexton

Growing up with Tumblr, I can imagine if I was fourteen now being in high school and being on Tumblr all the time in class - that must be such an annoying thing for teachers to have to deal with! ~ Lizzy Plapinger

As the only woman, I was able to sit with the officers in front, with a glass of vodka in one hand and a cucumber in the other. That's how I went to my first war. ~ Asne Seierstad

You never know what the vodka will bring," I laughed.
"Oh, like the time you caught my hair on fire at the candlelight party in Mel's basement! That was the craziest thing that I ever had happen to me. If you hadn't switched to water, I would have been bald!"
-Cora, Nessa ~ Andrea Heltsley

A track I've always liked by Mogwai goes on a loop while I pour a second glass of Reyka. This time it tastes of lava fields and thermal springs, aromatic alcohol evaporating stale thoughts, familiar and foreign. Something unnamed is melting, germinating, potentiating the currents of tomorrow across frozen, unpopulated dreamscapes. ~ Laurie Perez

Oh, I don't need sleep. I just went to my hotel room and had a cold hot dog and a vodka on the rocks. ~ Betty White

It's super cloudy right now but I think I can see the northern lights from my room. Another observation: Every light is a strobe light, if you just blink fast enough, and drink enough vodka.
-Karen Quan and Jarod Kintz ~ Karen Quan

Happy hour is slightly different in the Soviet Union. There are no ice cubes or orange-peel twists in the vodka. Also, it lasts all day. ~ P. J. O'Rourke

Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate. ~ Gina Barreca

I am president of Russian Standard Company, biggest luxury vodka in Russia. My bank, Russian Standard Bank, issues biggest number of credit cards in Russia. I want for Russian people to have their own best vodka, their own best bank, their own best credit card. ~ Roustam Tariko

You can't have a Russian household without vodka. It's just something to wash everything down with. I can't remember a time when I didn't drink vodka, either in Russia or here. I don't think there's ever a wrong time to start drinking it. My ancestors drank it, and if I ever have any children, they'll be drinking it. ~ Gary Shteyngart

We grab handfuls of bottles and climb up onto the roof of the house. She stumbles and her foot slips into the gutter sopped with dead leaves. I grab her wrists and pull her clear – sure, she's not the person I'd choose to do this with, but she's my only option so I might as well be nice. Plus I don't want her to drop the vodka. ~ Kirsty Logan

I used to drink a bottle of vodka a day, every day, for about 40 years and it never occurred to me it'd kill me. If I'd have continued it might have killed me. My doctor said I should stick to wine. ~ Ahmet Ertegun

Nothing better than vodka at 6 am... ~ 5amWriterMan

I thought I was fooling people. But it's the old thing of 'they say vodka doesn't smell'. No, not until you sweat. And you just lie and lie and you think 'I can deal with this'. And then you finally go, 'No you can't'. And then you give up. ~ Robin Williams

You and I were made of glass, we'd never last ~ G-Eazy

I don't believe in right or left; I don't believe in Santa or Satan. I believe in things I can touch - like vodka and Oreos. ~ Christopher Titus

A person can attack that bottle of vodka and drink it like it's a bottle of cold water. Two of my wife's girlfriends died from drinking. They weren't big pill-takers; they were drinkers. So it can't be so simple as to slide away, like Marilyn Monroe. ~ William Eggleston

I wanted to kick Bruce in the taint. No one is just one thing. Many things contribute to the whole of a person, and just because vodka accounts for 50 percent of my body weight, that doesn't mean I walk around with a vodka drip, forcing every plant, person, or animal to imbibe. I've always had a disliking for animal trainers, and this guy cemented my theory that people who chaperone animals for a living have never had a girl sit on their face. ~ Chelsea Handler

Books smell and feel better. They have that wonderful thingness of turning the pages. ~ Neil Gaiman

Vodka after tea keeps the soul frost-free! ~ Vladimir Sorokin

I'm on Tumblr all the time. ~ G-Eazy

When life gives you lemons, add vodka. ~ Denise B.

What, you egg? [He stabs him.] ~ William Shakespeare

Vodka is like Katya - Russian, low calories, and made of old potatoes. ~ Trixie Mattel

But worse things were about to be found in the bedroom: on the jeweller's wife's ottoman, in a casual pose, sprawled a third party- namely, a black cat of uncanny size, with a glass of vodka in one paw and a fork, on which he had managed to spear a pickled mushroom, in the other. , The Master and Magarita ~ Mikhail Bulgakov

Some people might enjoy drain water if they were told it was vodka. ~ Flannery O'Connor

Orange flavoring and vodka. They ~ Truman Capote

You think like a boxer and behave like a boxer, and you try to live your life that way, being in the gym all the time and being careful to push the plate away at the dinner table. You don't need dessert. When you're out having fun, you ask for agua instead of vodka. It's very important. ~ Holt McCallany

Sometimes, when the world gets too hard to live in, I come here for vodka and tonic. ~ Haruki Murakami

Once in a very blue moon, John Tallow imagined his younger self standing down the timeline of his present life, bare toes curling in teenage beach sand, looking ahead to today and watching his future life collapse in on itself like a dying star. His future life becoming small and dark and dense, its gravity apparently grim and inescapable.
Once in a very blue moon, John Tallow spent some cash on a bottle of vodka and drank it at home within an hour. ~ Warren Ellis

Once the orange juice wears off, I might be drunk. I love vodka. ~ Jarod Kintz

I'm second in doubles - double vodkas, double scotches. ~ Jim Leyland

Nikolai's a badass Russian. Badass Russians only have three emotions: revenge, depression, and vodka. ~ Larry Correia