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That one tickled. If electrocution is your way of flirting, I commend you on your originality. ~ Jeaniene Frost
Vlad Tepesh quotes by Jeaniene Frost
People frequently bore me, sometimes amuse me, most often irritate me, but rarely intrigue me. ~ Jeaniene Frost
Vlad Tepesh quotes by Jeaniene Frost
I'm Vlad Tepesh, what did you expect? ~ Jeaniene Frost
Vlad Tepesh quotes by Jeaniene Frost
Then I went to the morgue and saw that those bones weren't yours, heard your voice again in my head" -his eyes closed- "and once more, nothing else mattered. ~ Jeaniene Frost
Vlad Tepesh quotes by Jeaniene Frost
You arrogant ... " thrust through the stomach of a snapping zombie, twisting and using all my strength to cleave him in half " ... over published ... " wasn't going to work, it clawed at the blade, and my God, these things were tough, " ... showy old bat ... " Crack! There went my head into the wall. If I didn't have a split skull, I'd be amazed. "What are you waiting for? Aren't you the king of all bogeymen? The legend children fear will devour them if they don't behave?"
"Come on, Vlad, live up to your reputation! If you can't burn to death one Egyptian vampire chained to a wall, how did you ever drive the Turks from Romania?"
"You did it!"
"Of course, I'm Vlad Tepesh, what did you expect? ~ Jeaniene Frost
Vlad Tepesh quotes by Jeaniene Frost
Is it impossible to believe that I think a day will come where I'll be held accountable for each life I've taken, every drop of blood I've spilled . . . and yet I continue to do whatever is necessary to keep my people? ~ Jeaniene Frost
Vlad Tepesh quotes by Jeaniene Frost
Don't bother getting me anything. You're all I want. ~ Jeaniene Frost
Vlad Tepesh quotes by Jeaniene Frost
Good. If you checked your e-mail every five minutes, or keep texting and Tweeting in the middle of our conversation, I might snap your neck out of sheer principle. ~ Jeaniene Frost
Vlad Tepesh quotes by Jeaniene Frost
Months ago, you made me ask you if you would marry me. This time, I'm not asking. I'm telling you to say yes, so say it, and be mine for eternity. ~ Jeaniene Frost
Vlad Tepesh quotes by Jeaniene Frost
I told you once before," I said, the words husky from remembrance. "Everyone holds their sins close to their skin."
Fangs gleamed for an instant before Vlad bit into his wrist, pooling up two deep crimson holes.
"Then come," he said, holding it out. "And taste mine. ~ Jeaniene Frost
Vlad Tepesh quotes by Jeaniene Frost
More of that hair-raising energy rolled out of Vlad, until I was rubbing my arms to chase the tingling sensations away. Was this what Marty meant when he told me vampires could measure each others' strength by feeling their auras? If so, then Vlad's had Badass: Do Not Engage written all over it. ~ Jeaniene Frost
Vlad Tepesh quotes by Jeaniene Frost
Don't. I'm all sweaty and bloody," I protested.
"Heavens, not sweat and blood," he replied mockingly. I managed to smile. Smartass vampire. ~ Jeaniene Frost
Vlad Tepesh quotes by Jeaniene Frost
How unconvincing. Try again. ~ Jeaniene Frost
Vlad Tepesh quotes by Jeaniene Frost
You have a visitors," Maximus stated. His face was impassive, but I still cringed, trying to discreetly tug my hand out of Vlad's. He let me go and folded his arms, smiling in that scary, pleasant way at Maximus.
"And they are so important that you had to find me at once and enter without knocking?"
I heard the threat behind those words and blanched. He wasn't about to throw down on Maximus over this, was he? Don't, I sent him, not adding the please only because I knew the word didn't work on him.
"Forgive me, but it's Mencheres and his co-ruler," Maximus stated, not sounding apologetic even though he bowed. "Their wives as well." I started to slink away, sanity returning now that I wasn't caught up by Vlad's mesmerizing nearness. What had I been doing? Nothing smart, that was for sure.
"Leila Stop," Vlad said I kept heading for the door. "You have company, so I'll just make myself scarce-"
"Stop"
I did at his commanding tone, and then cursed. I wasn't one of his employees-he had no right to order me around. "NO," I said defiantly. "I'm sweaty, and bloody and I want to take a shower, so whatever you have to say, it can wait."
Maximus lost his impassive expression and looked at me as if I'd suddenly sprouted a second head. Vlad's brow drew together and he opened his mouth, but before he could speak, laughter rang out from the hallway.
"I simply must meet whoever has put you in your place so thoroughly, Tepesh," an unfamiliar British voic ~ Jeaniene Frost
Vlad Tepesh quotes by Jeaniene Frost
Wait, I can't kill him," he said, as if remembering something. "Ian made me swear not to kill anyone tonight."

"I release you from that vow!" Ian shouted.
"Oh, but I have a real problem," Vlad said with merciless mockery. "In fact, it's like a sickness for me, right?"
"I was wrong!" Ian yelled. "Not a sickness, it's a bloody marvelous gift. Now, practice that gift before I'm nothing more than a silver-pronged husk! ~ Jeaniene Frost
Vlad Tepesh quotes by Jeaniene Frost
Even though he was inside the house, I could still hear Vlad's sardonic mutter of "Where's a tissue when I need one?"
I turned my face away from Bones after a long moment, ending our kiss, and called out,
"If you're not too busy watching Hitman, I hear Dracula 2000 is a good movie."
"Vicious," came Vlad's reply, amusement clear in his tone. ~ Jeaniene Frost
Vlad Tepesh quotes by Jeaniene Frost
Don't squander what you have. If you do, you'll spend the rest of your days regretting it. ~ Jeaniene Frost
Vlad Tepesh quotes by Jeaniene Frost
There are many Draculas but there is only one Vlad. ~ Ilona Andrews
Vlad Tepesh quotes by Ilona Andrews
Did something happen with you and that guy Vlad at that party Friday night?"
Dread creeps over my skin. "Why?"
"Hmm, okay. I don't really know how to put this, but ... well, he was telling everybody today that you guys are dating and that you're his soul mate and that you're going to get married."
"What?" ~ A.M. Robinson
Vlad Tepesh quotes by A.M. Robinson
I am your brother. I was supposed to be your brother before either of us was born. Karmic debt. It appears I was Vlad the Impaler or Genghis Khan in a past life. ~ Rob Thurman
Vlad Tepesh quotes by Rob Thurman
IMBECILE!" the chef shouted. "Next time why don't you just put your whole HAND in the food, hey? Yes, your whole hand, or maybe your FACE! I arrange the food on plates with care, are you understanding what I am telling you? It is part of the art form of cooking, yes? A lovely plate of food is a thing of beauty! And then you, NUMBSKULL, come along and put your fat greasy FINGERS all over my plate, and SHAKE the plate, and move my food all around the plate until it looks like pigs' vomit!"
"Chef Vlad!" I cried out in delight. ~ Kenneth Oppel
Vlad Tepesh quotes by Kenneth Oppel
Two Leilas seemed to be battling it out inside me. The first was outraged that he still considered it a fait accompli that I'd give in to him, and the second ... that slutty bitch was wondering what Vlad looked like naked. ~ Jeaniene Frost
Vlad Tepesh quotes by Jeaniene Frost
That's it, I think, crumpling the pages into one tiny ball of suck. I'm done banging my head against this stone wall; I don't care if I have to begin my article, "Vlad likes three things: fencing, himself, and killing off his siblings." I don't care if I have to lie and - oops - report that Vlad likes finger painting with dolphin blood in his spare time. We're now entering full investigative mode. ~ A.M. Robinson
Vlad Tepesh quotes by A.M. Robinson
If I didn't want you so much," he said in a deadly purr, "I'd let you keep fucking me with your gaze, but you make me impatient. ~ Jeaniene Frost
Vlad Tepesh quotes by Jeaniene Frost
I'm attracted to a lot of hot guys. If Chris Hemsworth were here, I'd light him up like a firecracker with how fast I'd jump on him. ~ Jeaniene Frost
Vlad Tepesh quotes by Jeaniene Frost
Dracula!" She said, turning to Daniel.
He shook his head. "No, my name is Daniel. ~ Stefanie J. Pristavu
Vlad Tepesh quotes by Stefanie J. Pristavu
I've heard that Vlad the Impaler established without a doubt that having a stick up one's ass was detrimental to one's health. And I am very interested in keeping you healthy. ~ Patricia Briggs
Vlad Tepesh quotes by Patricia Briggs
Eric followed Vlad Tepes's stubby finger, identifying me as the future Happy Meal. Then he stared at Dracula, looking up from his kneeling position. I couldn't read his face at all, and I felt a stirring of fear. What would Charlie Brown have done if the Great Pumpkin wanted to eat the little red-haired girl? ~ Charlaine Harris
Vlad Tepesh quotes by Charlaine Harris
Less bitching...more learning. ~ Jeaniene Frost
Vlad Tepesh quotes by Jeaniene Frost
Besides, if Bones ever manifested the ability to control fire, Vlad would insist on a flame-off between them. He was competitive like that. ~ Jeaniene Frost
Vlad Tepesh quotes by Jeaniene Frost
Vlad twisted his wrist, pinching his fingers together, spinning the bronze coin on the table. When it fell, he picked it up and did it again, counting. Thirty-two times it had fallen Slayer Society up. Twenty-two times it was down. ~ Heather Brewer
Vlad Tepesh quotes by Heather Brewer
People says it gets easier. People are stupid.
-Vlad ~ Heather Brewer
Vlad Tepesh quotes by Heather Brewer
Leila, this is my friend and honorary sire, Menecheres, and his wife, Kira," he said, indicating the lopng-haired Middle Eastern man and the blonde. "Also let me introduce my friend, Cat." The redhead, and for some reason she looked familiar. "Her husband, Bones"-here Vlad smiled coolly at the short-haired brunet-"is not my friend. ~ Jeaniene Frost
Vlad Tepesh quotes by Jeaniene Frost
Horton, the kangaroo has sent Vlad!' Vlad? I know two Vlads. One is a cute little bunny that brings me cookies. The other is bad Vlad. Which Vlad?' Which one do you think?' Bad Vlad?' Good call. ~ Dr. Seuss
Vlad Tepesh quotes by Dr. Seuss
You arrogant, overpublicized, showy old bat, what are you waiting for? Aren't you the king of all bogeymen? The legend children fear will devour them if they misbehave? Come on Vlad, live up to your reputation! If you can't burn to death one Egyptian vampire chained to a wall how did you ever drive the Turks from Romania? ~ Jeaniene Frost
Vlad Tepesh quotes by Jeaniene Frost
Boss, she's a _Dragon_. They don't _believe_ in assassination. They consider it a _crime_. If you go up to her and
"
"Kragar," I interrupted, "I never said that I was going to go up to her and say, 'Aliera, I'm trying to assassinate this guy, how would you like to help set him up?' Give me credit for a little finesse, all right? ~ Steven Brust
Vlad Tepesh quotes by Steven Brust
Vlad hated doing the paperwork as much as he did when a human employee quit, which was why they'd both made a promise not to eat quitters just to avoid the paperwork. As Tess had pointed out, eating the staff was bad for marale and made it so much harder to find new employees. ~ Anne Bishop
Vlad Tepesh quotes by Anne Bishop
You might be the cruelest person I've ever met," he said in a conversational tone.
"What?" I gasped.
"My first wife killed herself. Took me centuries to get over it and love again, yet you weren't going to mention that you might be compelled to slay yourself in front of me. ~ Jeaniene Frost
Vlad Tepesh quotes by Jeaniene Frost
Words." His tone sharpened. "I shared my house, my bed, and my blood with you, as well as offered you a place in my life forever. What are words compared to that?"

I sighed, my anger dissipating as quickly as his flames had. "Oh, Vlad, if you believed that, you would've told me what I wanted to hear to just appease me. You didn't, which proves saying 'I love you' means more to you than everything else. ~ Jeaniene Frost
Vlad Tepesh quotes by Jeaniene Frost
Le sang nouveau est arrivé," said Vlad.


"Carpe diem," said the Count.


"By the throat," said the Countess. ~ Terry Pratchett
Vlad Tepesh quotes by Terry Pratchett
Sometimes you have to be alone to think, and sometimes the best place for thinking isn't home. ~ Heather Brewer
Vlad Tepesh quotes by Heather Brewer
Though a good cop, Luc Claudel has the patience of a firecracker, the sensitivity of Vlad the Impaler, and a persistent skepticism as to the value of forensic anthropology.
Snappy dresser, though. ~ Kathy Reichs
Vlad Tepesh quotes by Kathy Reichs
I want a hardened man, not a mass-murdering, pathologically vengeful one," Vlad said. "There's only room for one of those in my line right now, and that's me. ~ Jeaniene Frost
Vlad Tepesh quotes by Jeaniene Frost
Don't take your hands off me even once tonight. (Vlad) ~ Jeaniene Frost
Vlad Tepesh quotes by Jeaniene Frost
Vladimir Putin had once been known as Vlad Tepes, or Vlad the Impaler, the inspiration for Dracula. And that he had also, in fact, been Grigori Rasputin before the Russian Revolution of 1917. ~ Jeff Kirvin
Vlad Tepesh quotes by Jeff Kirvin
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