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I feel about my phone the way horror-movie ventriloquists feel about their dummies: It's smarter than me, better than me, and I will kill anyone who comes between us. ~ Colson Whitehead
Ventriloquist Dummies quotes by Colson Whitehead
Obama Talks to Auto-Worker's Union [10w]
"We shall increase auto-industry employment
by using live crash-test dummies. ~ Beryl Dov
Ventriloquist Dummies quotes by Beryl Dov
Now I see in that laughter a good deal of desperation and sadness. About to leave the haven of our separate universities and be thrown out onto the brutal free-spinning of the world, as we walked arm in arm through the snow, we carried with us, if only unconsciously, the knowledge that it would be our last holiday together; and we drank and laughed and sneered with the resolute sadness of men who knew that tomorrow we'd be trying to free our own mortgaged Buicks from our own snowlocked drives. That is what most of us ended up doing. I didn't; but I don't question that my friends were right and I wrong, that they were happy and I not, that theirs was the hard and mine the easy way. What always saddened me on confronting them was the surety that had I been foolish enough to bring up "old times," none would have allowed himself a memory of sticking his finger into the vaporous and flaky air and shouting, "Shovel, you f*cking dummies!" A self-destructively romantic man, I accepted our jeering defiance as a pact; forever. ~ Frederick Exley
Ventriloquist Dummies quotes by Frederick Exley
Do I have to do everything myself?" The cry was a soul-freezing mixture of rage and torment. "Ain't there no one to stop asking questions and just do my bidding? By God, I'll kill and kill and kill and kill and never stop killing if people don't do what I say. I'll beat you dummies till the blood runs out of your eyes. I'll tie every man on this godforsaken island to a tree and he'll bark like a dog for me to throw him a bone. ~ Walter Kaylin
Ventriloquist Dummies quotes by Walter Kaylin
The goal of Football Rules & Positions In A Day For Dummies is to help you understand the basics of football rules and the player positions. ~ Howie Long
Ventriloquist Dummies quotes by Howie Long
The good news is that your child has a natural desire to do well. Your job as parent is to bring out this quality and cherish it until the day your kids leave home, and then some. ~ Marlene Targ Brill
Ventriloquist Dummies quotes by Marlene Targ Brill
I think when it comes to women who write or who fancy ourselves 'hip downtown literati', there is a certain contempt for being overly sexual or really looking for boyfriends. We tend to be marginalized as some 'Sex & The City' Carrie Bradshaw chick-lit dummies who just want shoes and a ring. ~ Julie Klausner
Ventriloquist Dummies quotes by Julie Klausner
Often he had the impression that the person answering questions from the scratchy armchair was a dummy he was controlling, that this had been true throughout his life, and that his life had become so involved with operating the dummy that he, the ventriloquist, had ceased to have a personality, becoming just an arm stuffed up the puppet's back. ~ Jeffrey Eugenides
Ventriloquist Dummies quotes by Jeffrey Eugenides
When I was a kid, I used to send away for those ventriloquist kits on the back of comic books. ~ Alan King
Ventriloquist Dummies quotes by Alan King
God bless my soul, woman, the more personal you are the better! This is a story of human beings - not dummies! Be personal - be prejudiced - be catty - be anything you please! Write the thing your own way. We can always prune out the bits that are libellous afterwards! ~ Agatha Christie
Ventriloquist Dummies quotes by Agatha Christie
It's like my old Aunt Joan always used to say: if you're going to end up fighting monsters, Pirate Captain, try to stick to ventriloquist's dummies who have gone alive. ~ Gideon Defoe
Ventriloquist Dummies quotes by Gideon Defoe
Children are so used to seeing puppets that when they see a real ventriloquist they don't understand it. ~ Paul Winchell
Ventriloquist Dummies quotes by Paul Winchell
Network selectively. Nothing says "business newbie" like shotgun networking. "You never know when someone might say yes" is marketing for dummies. Take the time to build a profile of your ideal customers, and target your networking activities to reach them. Speak to those who are already predisposed to want what you offer. Almost any profile is better than "anyone with a pulse." ~ Steve Pavlina
Ventriloquist Dummies quotes by Steve Pavlina
My uncle used to sit me on his lap and play "ventriloquist", only I wasn't wearing pants. ~ Thom Yorke
Ventriloquist Dummies quotes by Thom Yorke
I wonder if in part why so many people are angry at Microsoft is not just because their products frustrate them so much, but also because this frustration is ignored. The computer makes people feel like they are dummies, when in fact it is the computer that is stupid. ~ Rosalind Picard
Ventriloquist Dummies quotes by Rosalind Picard
I'm that annoying?"
"Well, you have pretty sharp mouth."
"I don't want to sound like a smartass, but sir I can't handle my own smartassness for being uncontrollably sparkling from me and mentally hurts you due to its awesomeness. I'm just unbelievably genius. Dummies like you call us 'crazy' but it's such a strong word."
"See? That's why people hates you." "And 'us'?"
"I'm pretty sure I'm not the only living genius. ~ Rea Lidde
Ventriloquist Dummies quotes by Rea Lidde
Then Montesquiou was mentioned, and somebody described his first love-affair, a Baudelairean love-affair with a female ventriloquist who, while Montesquiou was straining to achieve his climax, would imitate the drunken voice of a pimp, threatening the aristocratic client. ~ Edmond De Goncourt
Ventriloquist Dummies quotes by Edmond De Goncourt
Love was for dummies, soulmates were the creation of pulp-fiction writers; romance was craved by ageing, lonely cat owners. Successful relationships were built on rationality and compromise. ~ Karan Bajaj
Ventriloquist Dummies quotes by Karan Bajaj
Nobody ever looks in the mirror and says, "Let's face it, I'm smarter than Gauss." And yet, in the last hundred years, the joined effort of all these dummies-compared-to-Gauss has produced the greatest flowering of mathematical knowledge the world has ever seen. ~ Jordan Ellenberg
Ventriloquist Dummies quotes by Jordan Ellenberg
I had seen the Magic Shop from afar several times; I had passed it once or twice, a shop window of alluring little objects, magic balls, magic hens, wonderful cones, ventriloquist dolls, the material of the basket trick, packs of cards that looked all right, and all that sort of thing, but never had I thought of going in until one day, almost without warning, Gip hauled me by my finger right up to the window, and so conducted himself that there was nothing for it but to take him in. ~ H.G.Wells
Ventriloquist Dummies quotes by H.G.Wells
Working with Your Budding Adolescent: 16 to 24 Weeks

When you and your puppy reach the budding adolescent stage, you may feel like hiding in the closet. Some days are livable. However, other days you feel like moving. Your puppy doesn't listen or respond to known directions. He bolts, chases, and nips at everything that moves. He demands your attention and barks or mounts you when he doesn't get his way. He insists on being the center of attention every moment of every day.

Keep in mind that this stage is normal. I managed to live through it, and you will too. ~ Sarah Hodgson
Ventriloquist Dummies quotes by Sarah Hodgson
It's true, you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway, it would be like a ventriloquist eating his dummy. ~ Alexander Theroux
Ventriloquist Dummies quotes by Alexander Theroux
For some people, history is simply what your wife looks good standing in front of. It's what's cast in bronze, or framed in sepia tones, or acted out with wax dummies and period furniture. It takes place in glass bubbles filled with water and chunks of plastic snow; it's stamped on souvenir pencils and summarized in reprint newspapers. History nowadays is recorded in memorabilia. If you can't purchase a shopping bag that alludes to something, people won't believe it ever happened. ~ Elizabeth McCracken
Ventriloquist Dummies quotes by Elizabeth McCracken
The dummies and slackers, by their mere existence, are imposing a negative externality on the skilled and dedicated, ~ Avinash K. Dixit
Ventriloquist Dummies quotes by Avinash K. Dixit
No, because I am not a ventriloquist. ~ Russell Banks
Ventriloquist Dummies quotes by Russell Banks
... and what happens slowly comes to life, unfolding in front of me like those reels of film of test dummies in cars being slowly smashed against a wall. I want to stop what is going to happen, but at the same time realise that it has already taken place. And that is, I think, the structure of tragedy. ~ Dexter Dias
Ventriloquist Dummies quotes by Dexter Dias
So where did you get your information? Werewolves for Dummies? No, wait, you watched Underworld? Or maybe you were raised by wolves? Stop me
when I'm warm. - Shella ~ Krista Alasti
Ventriloquist Dummies quotes by Krista Alasti
For a split second, Harry thought how absurd it was for Tonks to expect the dummy to hear her talking that quietly through a sheet of glass, when there were buses rumbling along behind her and all the racket of street full of shoppers. Then he reminded himself that dummies could not hear anyway. ~ J.K. Rowling
Ventriloquist Dummies quotes by J.K. Rowling
Take the very word "etiquette." From the French for "little signs," it also connotes "social rules" both in French and in English. In fact, the two meanings share a history. King Louis XIV of France needed to give his nobles a bit of help behaving properly at his palace at Versailles, so little signs were posted telling them what was what - social dos and don'ts for dummies, so to speak. ~ Daniel Post Senning
Ventriloquist Dummies quotes by Daniel Post Senning
You gotta remember the smartest thing the Congress did was to limit the voters in this country. Out of 3 1/2 to 4 million people, 200,000 voted. And that was true for a helluva long time, and the republic would have never survived if all the dummies had voted along with the intelligent people. ~ Richard Nixon
Ventriloquist Dummies quotes by Richard Nixon
My eyes flipped open at exactly six A.M. This was no avian fluttering of the lashes, no gentle blink toward consciousness. The awakening was mechanical. A spooky ventriloquist-dummy click of the lids: The world is black and then, showtime! 6-0-0 the clock said -in my face, first thing I saw. 6-0-0. It felt different. I rarely woke at such a rounded time. I was a man of jagged risings: 8:43, 11:51, 9:26. My life was alarmless. ~ Gillian Flynn
Ventriloquist Dummies quotes by Gillian Flynn
Facts are ventriloquist's dummies. Sitting on a wise man's knee they may be made to utter words of wisdom; elsewhere, they say nothing, or talk nonsense, or indulge in sheer diabolism. ~ Aldous Huxley
Ventriloquist Dummies quotes by Aldous Huxley
Walking on the beach like a ventriloquist, I'll make it sound like the ocean is calling out to you - through a conch shell. ~ Jarod Kintz
Ventriloquist Dummies quotes by Jarod Kintz
Cooks are in some ways very much like actors; they must be fit and strong, since acting and cooking are two of the most exacting professions. They must be blessed - or cursed, whichever way you care to look at it - with what is called the artistic temperament, which means that if they are to act or cook at all well, it cannot be for duds or dummies. ~ Andre Simon
Ventriloquist Dummies quotes by Andre Simon
I do not speak through my characters; it's not a ventriloquist act. ~ Aaron Sorkin
Ventriloquist Dummies quotes by Aaron Sorkin
Many accepted authors simply do not exist for me. Their names are engraved on empty graves, their books are dummies, they are complete nonentities insofar as my taste in reading is concerned. Brecht, Faulkner, Camus, many others, mean absolutely nothing to me, and I must fight a suspicion of conspiracy against my brain when I see blandly accepted as "great literature" by critics and fellow authors Lady Chatterley's copulations or the pretentious nonsense of Mr. Pound, that total fake. I note he has replaced Dr. Schweitzer in some homes. ~ Vladimir Nabokov
Ventriloquist Dummies quotes by Vladimir Nabokov
Then my gaze slid over the people to the blaze of green beyond the diaphanous
curtains, and I felt as if I were sitting in the window of an enormous department store. The figures around me weren't people, but shop dummies, painted to resemble people and propped up in attitudes counterfeiting life. ~ Sylvia Plath
Ventriloquist Dummies quotes by Sylvia Plath
Of course it's your fault," Grandma said. "You must be doing something wrong, if you know what I mean. Maybe you need to buy a book that tells you how to do it. I hear there are books out there with pictures and everything. I saw one in the store the other day. It was called A Sex Guide for Dummies. ~ Janet Evanovich
Ventriloquist Dummies quotes by Janet Evanovich
It is, as I say, easy enough to describe Holden's style of narration; but more difficult to explain how it holds our attention and gives us pleasure for the length of a whole novel. For, make no mistake, it's the style that makes the book interesting. The story it tells is episodic, inconclusive and largely made up of trivial events. Yet the language is, by normal literary criteria, very impoverished. Salinger, the invisible ventriloquist who speaks to us through Holden, must say everything he has to say about life and death and ultimate values within the limitations of a seventeen-year-old New Yorker's argot, eschewing poetic metaphors, periodic cadences, fine writing of any kind. ~ David Lodge
Ventriloquist Dummies quotes by David Lodge
I didn't want any degrees if all the ill-read literates and radio announcers and pedagogical dummies I knew had them by the peck. ~ J.D. Salinger
Ventriloquist Dummies quotes by J.D. Salinger
I ain't go on media and spazz. That's what crash dummies do. That ain't what I do. ~ Shy Glizzy
Ventriloquist Dummies quotes by Shy Glizzy
Only a lunatic would fail to distinguish between himself and his representative self. This banal distinction may be most obvious in the workplace, where invariably one must avail oneself of an even-tempered, abnormally industrious dummy stand-in who, precisely because it is a dummy, makes life easier for all the others, who are themselves present, which is to say, represented, by dummies of their own. ~ Joseph O'Neill
Ventriloquist Dummies quotes by Joseph O'Neill
Most people don't realize the many steps that a pop-up goes through. There are a variety of "Dummies" (the sketch phase of the book). Then finally the pencil "dummy", then the finished art which is like painting pieces of a jig saw puzzle. ~ Tomie DePaola
Ventriloquist Dummies quotes by Tomie DePaola
Watching you try to be a smooth manipulator is like watching a moose do ballet. What did you do, read Machiavelli for Dummies? Or ~ Elliott James
Ventriloquist Dummies quotes by Elliott James
Had I done what they accused me of, I would have relieved myself on day one. But the problem is that you cannot just admit to something you haven't done; you need to deliver the details, which you can't when you hadn't done anything. It's not just, "Yes, I did!" No, it doesn't work that way: you have to make up a complete story that makes sense to the dumbest dummies. ~ Mohamedou Ould Slahi
Ventriloquist Dummies quotes by Mohamedou Ould Slahi
All through college, I was searching for characters that would make me unique and set me apart from the typical ventriloquist with the typical dummy that was the little boy, cheeky hard figure like Charlie McCarthy. ~ Jeff Dunham
Ventriloquist Dummies quotes by Jeff Dunham
If she could get into the one here at The Texas Player's Club, she'd drag Trace Corbin out by his ass, stick her arm up it, and do his entire set ventriloquist style if she had do. ~ Caisey Quinn
Ventriloquist Dummies quotes by Caisey Quinn
If you live around dummies and fake blood for six months, it becomes a part of you. It's fake blood, but sometimes I still feel the real scent of blood, so it's more mentally collapsing, not only physical. ~ Min-sik Choi
Ventriloquist Dummies quotes by Min-sik Choi
I had a dream about you last night. It wasn't until after you sold me the talking car, I realized you were the world's best ventriloquist. ~ Michael Summers
Ventriloquist Dummies quotes by Michael Summers
Sittin' in a café in dark glasses sippin' coffee dunkin' doughnuts while it's sunny thinking guns guns guns and I've got pockets full of bullets and a suitcase full of money and a fuckin' awful headache and a police rifle that fires dummies and I'm listening to Barney because she really wants to tell me all the fifty million reasons why she's feelin' fuckin' funny and she wants to kill her mummy and she wants me to kill her daddy but there really is no logic to the way we're spending Sunday because we don't know where we're going and we've been drinking since last Monday and Booga's sharpening sticks and he's looking like a monkey and I'm waiting for my tank and I know it will look chumly because Dobson is my man and he's part of my fuckin' family and when I see him next I'm gonna buy him half a shandy. ~ Alan C. Martin
Ventriloquist Dummies quotes by Alan C. Martin
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