Vacation Caption Quotes

A good vacation is over when you begin to yearn for your work. ~ Morris Fishbein

That's my lesson for taking a vacation: vacation will kill you. ~ Elon Musk

Make your Vacation into Vacation and you will not have to work a single day. ~ Nicholas Lore

A vacation is like love - anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia. ~ Evan Esar

It was one of those pictures which are so contrived that the eyes follow you about when you move. BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU, the caption beneath it ran. ~ George Orwell

Her purchases just about busted her vacation budget, but what else is a vacation for, if not for overindulgence and mindless extravagance? ~ Candace Schuler

A vacation is three times more work without the payment. ~ Debasish Mridha

I told Leonard, in the immortal words of Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible 2, 'I'm going on vacation. If I tell you where I'm going, then it won't be a vacation.' ~ Shaquille O'Neal

My family never went skiing. My dad was afraid of heights and my mom felt that a vacation was only a vacation if it involved reading at least two books on the beach. ~ Lisa Greenwald

Seven a.m. on the first day of summer vacation was, to her mind, a dangerous time to be awake. Even God had to be sleeping in. ~ Victoria Kahler

[On George W. Bush:] How is it possible that the president is off on vacation and the vice president is, too? Not that it matters that much if the president is on vacation; on some level, the president is always on vacation. ~ Nora Ephron

I don't go on vacation. I don't really need vacation. ~ James Franco

Like most arts, the link between the mind and the pen can chain you like an enslaved workaholic. Even on an intended vacation you suddenly have this killer urge to record whatever the vacation may teach. ~ Criss Jami

Mussolini never killed anyone, he just sent dissenters abroad for vacation. ~ Silvio Berlusconi

This kind of heat sucks when you're not at the beach with a cold beer in your hand. I need a vacation from my vacation. ~ April Mae Monterrosa

I can enjoy a vacation as well as the next person, as long as I know it's a vacation and not a premature retirement. ~ Mary Crosby

My best vacation is your worst nightmare. ~ Jim Bridwell

I always try to have a vacation. ~ Sophia Loren

In hospitality, people vacation where you live. And so when I stay home from work it's like a double vacation. ~ Jarod Kintz

I take a lot of vacation because I get a lot of vacation ~ Jim Rome

No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one. ~ Elbert Hubbard

There really is no vacation from the world in which we live. ~ Michael Chertoff

When you're little, time stretches obligingly, and vacation is forever. ~ Peg Bracken

Every time I try to write on vacation, I fail miserably. ~ Christopher Bollen

It's official," he declared to no one in particular. "This is the worst vacation ever. ~ Cassandra Clare

This is the strangest family vacation ever," Liam said. ~ Deborah Blake

Find what brings you joy and go there. ~ Jan Phillips

Here's to books, the cheapest vacation you can buy. ~ Charlaine Harris

Unleash your TRAVEL BEAST ... explore the world. It's time to begin your next adventure! No man needs a vacation so much as the person who has just had one. ~ Elbert Hubbard

I took a month long vacation in the stratosphere, and you know it's very hard to hold your breath. ~ Bruce Springsteen

The man who is so run down that he needs a vacation can never adjust or reform himself in two weeks. What he really needs is to re-transform his life. ~ Elbert Hubbard

I have many favorite vacation destinations, but my favorite destination is Maui. ~ Bobby Lee

Things have slowed down considerably since the new series has started airing and I am currently looking for work. It has been a nice year-long vacation nonetheless. ~ Rob Mariano

My favorite vacation spot is a beautiful beach. I've been to many, many beaches on many continents: Mombasa, the Dominican Republic, the Bahamas, Bermuda, Barbados, Mexico and the U.S. What's beautiful about beach communities is for whatever reason, they feel like vacation to me. ~ Hill Harper

In matters of healing the body or the mind, vacation is a true genius! ~ Mehmet Murat Ildan

If it wasn't for the military I probably would not have ever come to Bosnia for vacation. ~ Coolio

I wanna take it deeper than money, pussy, vacation and influence a generation that's lacking in patience ~ Drake

Take Time Out. It's not a real vacation if you're reading email or calling in for messages. ~ Randy Pausch

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in. ~ Robert Orben

I pace myself by taking a week-long vacation every four months. ~ Marissa Mayer

Life's short. Eat dessert first, work less and vacation MORE!! ~ Lea Mishell

My best vacation memory is getting barreled at the beach in Hawaii. ~ Troy Polamalu

Having someone cook all your meals is the best vacation ever! ~ Tamra Davis

I represent Orlando, Florida, the world's number one vacation destination. ~ Ric Keller

Why go on vacation when work is so much more fun. ~ Taylor Hawkins

Basically, between 1989 and 1994, I hadn't taken a vacation. ~ Evan Dando

John Kerry announced that he and his wife are leaving on a week-long vacation. He's going to take her back to the place where he first proposed to her - at her bank. ~ Jay Leno

I don't know what to say, except it's Christmas and we're all in misery. ~ Beverly D'Angelo

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. ~ Jon Tester

Well, The Dirty Dozen was like a vacation. ~ Clint Walker

Remember when vacation photos meant toting along a bulky camera? ~ Peter Diamandis

My favorite place to vacation is anyplace by the ocean. ~ Nina Arianda

I know I'm never going to be as successful as my dad, but I get bored doing nothing. I couldn't go from vacation to vacation and have no motivation. ~ Tamara Ecclestone

I'm a big believer in living life as an extended working vacation. ~ Victoria Moran

Is there any chance you'd overthrow the tyrannical Beast Lord and his psychotic consort?" "Yeah, I want a vacation." -Kate & Curran to Jim ~ Ilona Andrews

Every year my family would pile into the car for our vacation and drive 80 trillion miles just to prove we couldn't get along in any setting. ~ Janeane Garofalo

I swear by the invigorating shampoo and conditioner by Como Shambhala. When you're in need for a quick mental vacation, it does the trick ~ Phillip Lim

One would have to say "in the end everything is a gag, etc" because everything is infinitely more than just a gag. The same applies to other "is"-statements such as "Laughter is an instant vacation" ~ Alfred Korzybski

I always tell my kids make your vocation your vacation. ~ Chynna Phillips

Life is a vacation God gives to you! ~ Celedonio Romero

Everyone has the right to go on a vacation without kids if they want. ~ Laura Schlessinger

Jay Z got Cano a big raise, but he got him an extra 30-day vacation
and it's called October, ~ Pete Rose

What shall you do all your vacation?', asked Amy. "I shall lie abed and do nothing", replied Meg. ~ Louisa May Alcott

Every summer my father gave us this incredible vacation, in the Philippines, Thailand, Europe - wherever. ~ Marie-Chantal Claire

L.A. is a vortex. The weather there tricks you into thinking you're on vacation, even when you're working fourteen hours a day. ~ Julian Casablancas

I called a company and asked to speak to Bob. The person who answered said, Bob is on vacation. Would you like to hold? ~ Dave Barry

Comedians are never really on vacation because you're always at attention ... that antenna is always out there. ~ Bob Newhart

My idea of a vacation is to rest quietly in the shade of a blond. ~ Dick Powell

Over the years, I've spent time in Saudi Arabia, the Bekaa Valley, Afghanistan, Jordan, and Kenya, among other vacation hotspots. ~ Alex Berenson

Expanding your notion of fun beyond a two-week vacation in Maui increases the chances you'll have more of it. ~ Karen Karbo

Runes, runes, runes ... Runes. An inverted Algiz rune. The caption next to it said "Chernobog." The Black God. Right. Of course, it wouldn't be Chernobog, God of Morning Dew on the Rose Petals, but a woman could always hope. ~ Ilona Andrews

The first axiom of the family vacation is that someone, possibly everyone, will get sick. ~ Marni Jackson

In the technology industry, a 48 hour work week would be, for most, a vacation. ~ Jason Calacanis

Buying experience such as going out to dinner or taking a vacation increases our own wellbeing and the wellbeing of others. Experiences last while material purchases fade. ~ Tom Rath

In choosing where to live or vacation, we may be setting the stage for the play of ourselves, treating nature as prop. ~ Deborah Tall

My dad was a telegraph operator for the Cotton Belt Railroad. He worked seven nights a week from 4 until midnight, no vacation. ~ Johnny Gimble

Mussolini never killed anyone. Mussolini used to send people on vacation in internal exile. ~ Silvio Berlusconi

The women's movement ruined a permanent vacation. ~ Natasha Leggero

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. ~ Mark Twain

I was on vacation with my family when I got the scripts for 'Wanderlust' and I was trying to work on the audition while I was on vacation. I remember a big gust of wind blew the entire script into the pool, so I had to dry it with a hairdryer. ~ Kathryn Hahn

Make everyday as productive as the day before you go on vacation. ~ Jeffrey Gitomer

On vacation, I totally unplug. I don't bring a laptop with me. ~ Will Wright

I'd like to dial it back 5% or 10% and try to have a vacation that's not just e-mail with a view. ~ Elon Musk

I get bored of vacation. ~ Jose Andres

Maybe that's the best part of going away for a vacation-coming home again. ~ Madeleine L'Engle

As you grow older, you learn a few things. One of them is to actually take the time you've allotted for vacation. ~ John Battelle

If you go on vacation for one week, you'll come back to two weeks of work. If you go on vacation for two weeks, you'll come back to four weeks of work. If you go on vacation for three weeks, people seem to figure it out for themselves. ~ Paul Orfalea

The number of vacations me and my husband have canceled ... if you really want a job, book a non-refundable vacation. But obviously we're blessed too. ~ Melissa Rosenberg

I'd come out to Los Angeles for a vacation to see a friend and just fell in love with it. ~ Claire Forlani

The first two days of a vacation are endless; then it flies. ~ Mignon McLaughlin

Look deep inside, and when you locate the sadness, give it a vacation, and focus on the simple things. ~ Larry Norman

Around the holidays, or anytime I'm going on vacation, I try to bump up my cardio or lose a pound before leaving. ~ Stacy Keibler

I'm a Catholic, but I used to love going to Vacation Bible School with my fundamentalist friends. ~ Paul Begala

For me, the best vacation is just relaxing on the couch! ~ Scotty McCreery

Your mind is on vacation and your mouth is working overtime. ~ Buddy Guy

The White House says that the vacation in Texas will give President Bush the chance to unwind. My question is, when does the guy wind? ~ David Letterman

Business owners can go on vacation forever because they own a system, not a job. If the B is on vacation, the money still comes in. ~ Robert T. Kiyosaki

During inflation, Goodwill is the gift that keeps on giving. ~ Warren Buffett

My first holiday to San Francisco in 1998-99 was supposed to be a two-week vacation but I ended up staying five weeks and nearly didn't come home. ~ Johnny Vegas

What do I want to take home from my summer vacation? Time. The wonderful luxury of being at rest. The days when you shut down the mental machinery that keeps life on track and let life simply wander. The days when you stop planning, analyzing, thinking and just are. Summer is my period of grace. ~ Ellen Goodman