Unoptimized Quotes

Blue screen of death: she'd crashed his system. Oh, well. Boys were so unstable that way, full of buggy, self-contradictory code, pathetically unoptimized. ~ Lev Grossman

You turn the light on, you get all kinds of bugs. ~ Rob Bell

Then she was laughing. They both were, and the savage teeth were the most joyous sight Phaedra had seen for a long time. It was as if they were dancing. There it was. Suddenly the strangeness of Quintana of Charyn's face made sense. Because it was a face meant for laughing, but it had never been given a chance. ~ Melina Marchetta

I don't care if you're my brother - if we go play football, I'm gonna try to crack your head open. It doesn't mean that I don't love you. It doesn't mean that I don't respect you. ~ Daymond John

The time to grant anybody a favor is the day the favor is asked, for that day is the one psychological moment of the world when supply and demand are keyed exacty to each other's limits, and can be mated beatifically to grow old, or die young, together. But after that day
! ~ Eleanor Hallowell Abbott

A German Voice, Hans-Olaf Henkel, Calls for Euro's Abolition ~ Anonymous

For the spouse of someone in the service, you are your own provider, your own lover, you own best friend while that person's gone - the mother and father if you have kids. ~ Jessy Schram

I love Chicago. It's one of my favorite cities, hands down. ~ Nadia Ali