Tyler Mason Quotes

Sleepy head," he whispers, slipping an arm around my waist, "you snore."
"Do not," I say in voice croaky from sleep.
He nibbles my earlobe. "It's cute."
"Middle-aged, overweight men snore. That's not cute."
He strokes my hip. "Everything you do's cute."
I love it when he talks like this. It means he has a softer, sweeter side. I hate it for the exact same reason. ~ Ashley Lynn Willis

Quinn would have closed the bar down if needed. There was nothing in this world that was more important to him than his family. He would always come when any of them, even Avalon, who barely ever came home, needed him. He would stand up for them, whether they were right or wrong. He would pick them up if they fell and he would always be proud of them - no matter how small their accomplishments. He was, and always would be, their elder brother, father figure, friend, or whatever role they needed him to be. ~ Alex Morgan

Which is the supplement? Fantasy or daily routine? ~ Mason Cooley

Revenge is sweet but not nourishing. ~ Mason Cooley

You know, people at Wal-Mart are standing there with their uniforms on. I feel like I'm putting on a uniform to do a movie. I don't feel like it's dressing in drag. ~ Tyler Perry

I can't live off the ego. ~ Steven Tyler

Being misunderstood - that's the thing that scares me. Because my life is about oversharing. ~ Tyler Oakley

My one guilty pleasure is, every airport, I will drop everything to get an airport massage at those kiosks. ~ Tyler Oakley

In every death, a busy world comes to an end. ~ Mason Cooley

Fifty years from now, strangers discovering this album at some parking-lot flea market would glance at us and flip the page, not even interested enough to wonder who we'd been. ~ Anne Tyler

Your vanity and my vanity will never be friends. ~ Mason Cooley

The lonely become either thoughtful or empty. ~ Mason Cooley

The madness of love can always be suspended
to cook dinner or catch a plane, for instance. ~ Mason Cooley

Mr. Tyler, drop the anchor. We are as close ~ Wilbur Smith

I live my life outside of the box because when I die they're going to put me into one! ~ Tyler Perry

If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason and Dixon's but between patriotism and intelligence on the one side, and superstition, ambition and ignorance on the other. ~ Ulysses S. Grant

What did you get her for the wedding gift?"

"Dude, I bought her a fucking Steinway."

"Are you kidding me?"

"No, I had to. She saw it in a store and played it in the showroom. The entire staff gathered around to watch her. She kept her eyes closed and wept while she played "Isolde's Love Death" from Tristan and Isolde. She played the whole fucking thing without any sheet music. The crowd clapped and whistled. I offered to buy it on the spot; I said we could write it off, but she said absolutely not. She wouldn't let me."

"How much was it?"

"A lot."

"Dude, tell me, how much?"

"A hundred."

"A hundred what?" Tyler said in disbelief.

"A hundred fucking shillings. A hundred thousand dollars, you moron."

"You bought her a hundred-thousand-dollar piano?"

"Well, technically, Alchemy Sound Studios bought it for her, but yeah ~ Renee Carlino

The iPhone is made on a global scale, and it blends computers, the Internet, communications, and artificial intelligence in one blockbuster, game-changing innovation. It reflects so many of the things that our contemporary world is good at - indeed, great at. ~ Tyler Cowen

On January 18, 1897, Indiana state representative Taylor I. Record argued in favor of changing the value of pi. Pi, which can be rounded to 3.14159, is the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. Tyler believed that the number was inconveniently long; in House Bill 246, he asked that it be rounded up to 3.2. The bill passed the House but was defeated in the Senate when the chairman of Purdue University's math department successfully pleaded that it would make Indiana a national laughingstock. The value of pi in Indiana remains the same as in every other state. ~ Paul A. Offit

But being able to talk to so many patients from so many walks of life gives a tremendous window into people's lives. This is not to say I want to write about individual patients, but I think that after listening to the concerns of people who are so different from me, I can more realistically portray characters who are so different from me. ~ Daniel Mason

Moralists love to discourse on the hollowness of success; about the hollowness of failure they are silent. ~ Mason Cooley

Self-criticism expands the opportunities for discourse and eliminates the need for an adversary. ~ Mason Cooley

Will you tolerate
the strangeness inside of me,
the quirks of my soul? ~ Tyler Knott Gregson

Best thing about doing Youtube as a job - the Youtube friends that I've met all around the world, that I never would have got the chance to meet without Youtube. ~ Tyler Oakley

Vacations prove that a life of pleasure is overrated. ~ Mason Cooley

African American women in particular have incredible buying power. Statistically, we go to the movies more than anyone. We have made Tyler Perry's career. His films open with $25 million almost consistently. ~ Lynn Nottage

Well, yes. I definitely consider myself to be your one that got away. ~ Tyler Oakley

Whatever happens" - his grip tightens a little - "I wish you all the best, Benjamin De Backer." He says it with a smile. "You deserve it. ~ Mason Deaver

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You did promise me it'd be the best date of my life...."
She smiled up at him. "Well, a promise is a promise. And I don't think you'll be disappointed. ~ Paige Tyler

I am too impatient to wait for temptation to come to me. ~ Mason Cooley