Trump Greatest President Ever Quotes

President Obama has been a disaster for America. He's wrecked our economy, saddled our children with more debt than America managed to rack up in 225 years, and gone around the world apologizing for our country - as if the greatest nation in the world needs to apologize for being a land of opportunity and freedom, which we were before Obama became president. ~ Donald Trump

Donald Trump announced that he's running for president. During his speech he told the crowd that if elected he would be 'the greatest jobs president that God ever created.' Then God said, 'Hey, don't drag me into this publicity stunt.' ~ Jimmy Fallon

Donald Trump is a racist. Donald Trump in fact is making fascist appeals. That's why many self-respecting Republicans are not supporting Donald Trump for president. ~ Martin O'Malley

President Obama is the least transparent president in the history of this country. ~ Donald Trump

Putin is no different than any other powerful man, like a Senator, or a President. ~ Donald Trump

Mitt Romney is not going to be running for president. So you know what that means. We are getting closer and closer to 'President Trump.' ~ David Letterman

I thought President Obama was bad and President Trump is even worse! ~ Steven Magee

President Obama wants to raise taxes on the country's richest people. And you thought Donald Trump hated him before. ~ Jay Leno

Donald Trump is not running for president. This is devastating news for Trump's supporters - all of whom are late night comedians. ~ Conan O'Brien

Donald Trump said that if President Obama releases his birth certificate, Trump will release his tax return. Obama said he won't run for a second term if Trump releases that thing on his head. ~ Conan O'Brien

Gary Busey said on the Today Show yesterday that Donald Trump would make a great President. Now Trump just needs endorsements from Randy Quaid and Charlie Sheen. ~ Conan O'Brien

We need a great president. ~ Donald Trump

Our father always made us work. I think that's the greatest thing a parent could ever do. ~ Eric Trump

President Obama and his wife are going to Kenya. Donald Trump said, 'While you're there, pick up your birth certificate.' ~ David Letterman

I assume everything that President Trump says is a lie until proven otherwise. ~ Steven Magee

If I'm going to be president, I will try the best I can, and I'm a very good dealmaker, believe me. ~ Donald Trump

Donald Trump isn't the first racist president, but he is the first to come to power because of racism against a president. ~ Thor Benson

What do you call a comedian who runs for president? A trump card. ~ Michael R. Burch

Do yourself a favor and ignore President Trump. ~ Steven Magee

Donald Trump announced that he is not running for president. He would rather spend his time making Gary Busey sell Snapple on the street. ~ David Letterman

If I'm president, we will win on everything we do. ~ Donald Trump

Marco Rubio has got the number one worst attendance record, and they want him to be president, right? ~ Donald Trump

It's no longer a question of if the American President is a Traitor, but rather if Republican voters are still Americans. ~ Ed Krassenstein

Keep calm and ignore President Trump. ~ Steven Magee

I'm not interested in being Donald Trump or anybody else's vice president, that's not what I'm aiming at ... ~ Marco Rubio

Donald Trump announces this morning that he will run for president. His hair will announce on Friday. ~ Albert Brooks

Thanks to NBC News and thanks to the NBC primetime TV network, Donald Trump has been in living rooms for 11 years being who he is. The Donald Trump running for president is not an unknown quantity. The Donald Trump running for president is the Donald Trump everybody's gotten to know, and quite a lot of people watch those Donald Trump TV shows, The Apprentice and whatever else on there. ~ Rush Limbaugh

Donald Trump says he's President Obama's worst nightmare. That's not true. Having to make a decision is Obama's worst nightmare. ~ Jay Leno

No president likes leaks, but it's worth noting candidate Trump's path to power was tread on a road of leaks. He didn't have a problem with leaks then. It's not a moral position if you only hold it when it applies to you. ~ Jake Tapper

Donald Trump is not qualified to be president because he's not qualified to deal with Vladimir Putin. ~ Jeb Bush

It used to be a Big Deal When The President Lied to the American Public. Now it's just expected. ~ Ed Krassenstein

President Trump has made it clear that he is the enemy of the environment. ~ Steven Magee

Roger Ailes said, we learned from a secret back channel that the ayatollah and Putin both intend to treat Donald Trump unfairly when they meet with him if he becomes president. ~ Michel Martin

I want trade deals, but they have to be great for the United States and our workers. We don't make great deals anymore, but we will once I become president. ~ Donald Trump

Donald Trump called George W. Bush 'the worst president in the history of the United States.' Then he added, 'Until, of course, I'm elected.' ~ Conan O'Brien

The best thing you can do with a bully is to ignore them, it is what I do with President Trump. ~ Steven Magee

It has been an 'Entertaining' 4 years with President Trump and it is now time for the finale. ~ Steven Magee

President Trump continues to attack Hillary Clinton for one reason and one reason only. He knows she is the legitimate President and he wants to convince himself that he is more deserving of the office which he stole. ~ Ed Krassenstein

President Kennedy was the greatest man I ever met, and the best friend I ever had. ~ David Powers

It doesn't take a psychiatrist to notice that our president is mentally compromised. ~ Bandy X. Lee

We have a president[Barack Obama] who doesn't have a clue. I would say he's incompetent, but I don't want to do that because that's not nice. ~ Donald Trump

Bush warned us about pandemics in 2005. I used to think he was the dumbest, most incompetent president ever. But compared to Trump, Bush looks like Einstein. ~ Oliver Markus Malloy

Donald Trump said he still wants to look more closely at Obama's birth certificate to make sure that it's real. Incidentally, President Obama said the same exact thing about Donald Trump's hair. ~ Jimmy Fallon

President Trump's response to police violence was to encourage more police violence. ~ Steven Magee

Donald Trump would be a better president every day of the week and twice on Sunday rather than Hillary Clinton. ~ Carly Fiorina

President Trump's health care plan is a human rights disaster. ~ Steven Magee

Whatever happened to Trump Airlines? How about Trump University? And then there's Trump Magazine and Trump Vodka and Trump Steaks, and Trump Mortgage?A business genius he [Donald Trump] is not. ~ Mitt Romney

Trump says he wants to run for president. Why not? It wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home. ~ Snoop Dogg

I think Donald Trump is totally unfit to be president of the United States. Let's not forget, this guy was one of the leaders of the so-called birther movement, which was an effort to delegitimize the presidency of the first African-American president we have ever had. ~ Bernie Sanders

I was surprised that President [Barak] Obama would be so bold to come here [UK] and tell people what to do.I think a lot of people don't like him and I think if he had not said it I think you're result might have been different. ~ Donald Trump

If I am elected President, I will end the special interest monopoly in Washington, D.C. ~ Donald Trump

Many presidents have believed in God, but Donald Trump evidently believes that he is God. ~ Michael R. Burch

Donald Trump isn't really running for president, come on! This is obviously a new reality show, Celebrity Presidential Apprentice. It ends with the incompetent celebrity being berated, humiliated, then unceremoniously fired. ~ Michael R. Burch

To impeach the President or not to impeach the President, that is the question. ~ Steven Magee

Donald Trump is worse than any horror story I've written. ~ Stephen King

Rick Wilson, a national GOP strategist, has called Trump "a virus that has infected the Republican party." He often recites a litany of vengeful acts Trump has engaged in which disqualify him from the position of Commander in Chief. ~ Gizmo, The Puzzled Puppy

What [Donald] Trump is saying is the pope will pray for Trump as president because Trump is gonna be the only guy trying to stop ISIS, which wants to take out the Vatican. It is. It is quite a curious thing. ~ Rush Limbaugh

My pick for Best Political Move of the Year, which is the decisive (ph) and this means it is actually the best political movement is Bill Clinton getting on the phone and encouraging Donald Trump to run for the president. ~ Lawrence O'Donnell

With President Trump, however, the masculine archetype seems to have regressed. Trump is less the strict father than the petulant child: a boyish figure who rejects advice, shirks discipline and refuses to be beholden to behavioral norms. He is rarely even seen as the patriarch of his own family; as Melania Trump said after he was caught boasting about assaults on tape, "Sometimes I say I have two boys at home. ~ Amanda Hess

NBC executives say that if Donald Trump does run for president, they will not renew The Apprentice. So some good may come out of this. ~ Conan O'Brien

I do have to say that I think that President Obama is the greatest President in the history of all of our Presidents, and that he can do no wrong in my book. So how's that for prejudice on the Democratic side? ~ Denis Leary

How would Trump travel as president? Obviously, he'd use Hair Force One. ~ David Letterman

Here's a guy [Marco Rubio] - here's a guy that buys a house for $179,000, he sells it to a lobbyist who's probably here for $380,000 and then legislation is passed. You tell me about this guy. This is what we're going to have as president. ~ Donald Trump

Donald Trump's not backing down. Yesterday he said he doesn't need to be lectured by the other Republican candidates, who he says have no business running for president. Not to be confused with Donald Trump, who ran for president and now has no business. ~ Jimmy Fallon

Donald Trump refuses to give details about his policy plans. Trump apologized by saying, 'When I announced I was running for president, I had no idea people would take me seriously.' ~ Conan O'Brien

The leading non-establishment Republican candidate for president, Donald Trump, is just sailing past [establishment Republican candidates] in the polls. He is still surging. He is basically killing them all. ~ Melissa Harris-Perry

I thought the Wall Street Journal quote, they got a guy in Iowa to say I think exactly where I think this race is right now for a lot Republicans. He said, "Nobody in Iowa wants [Donald]Trump for president. But everybody in Iowa wants somebody like Trump for president." That's what you need. ~ Dalia Mogahed

After living and working in Milan and Paris, I arrived in New York City 20 years ago, and I saw both the joys and the hardships of daily life. On July 28, 2006, I was very proud to become a citizen of the United States - the greatest privilege on planet Earth. ~ Melania Trump

President Obama has almost doubled our national debt to more than $19 trillion, and growing. And yet, what do we have to show for it? Our roads and bridges are falling apart, our airports are in Third World condition, and forty-three million Americans are on food stamps. ~ Donald Trump

Donald [Trump] is great at the one-liners, but he's a chaos candidate, and he'd be a chaos president. He would not be the commander in chief we need to keep our country safe. ~ Renee Montagne

Then there were the baffling, unnecessary lies. At one point, for example, the president told me that chief of staff Reince Priebus didn't know we were meeting, which seemed incredible. The chief of staff should know when the president is dining alone with the FBI director. Then, later on in that same dinner, Trump said casually, "Reince knows we're meeting. ~ James Comey

Well, part of the trick of getting elected president, if you look at George W. Bush and Barack Obama, is convincing the other side, at least temporarily, not to hate and fear. And that, Trump is not going to able to do that ~ Rich Lowry

Years from now we might be saying it's hyperbolic to compare someone to Donald Trump, because we will be quite sure no one is that cruel. ~ Thor Benson

I'm sick and tired of everyone making fun of the size of Trump's hands. We should all be bigger than that.
So should Donald Trump's hands ~ Ed Krassenstein

Yo mama so stupid, she watches Fox News and voted for Trump. ~ Oliver Markus Malloy

Donald Trump you're never going to be president of the United States by insulting your way to the presidency. ~ Carly Fiorina

Nobody respects women more than Donald Trump. ~ Donald Trump

The biggest problem this world has today is not President [Barack] Obama with global warming, which is inconceivable, this is what he's saying. The biggest problem we have is nuclear - nuclear proliferation and having some maniac, having some madman go out and get a nuclear weapon. That's in my opinion, that is the single biggest problem that our country faces. ~ Donald Trump

Conway agreed with Bannon that if the Trump campaign could make the race about Hillary, not Trump, they would win with those hidden Trump voters. If the race stayed about Trump, "we'll probably lose. ~ Bob Woodward

Patriots quarterback Tom Brady says he thinks it would be great if Donald Trump was president. Which is really weird because I thought Brady didn't like things that are filled with too much air. ~ Conan O'Brien

WHO's to blame, Mr. President?
Certainly not you. ~ Anthony T. Hincks.

There have been many amazing Presidents in American history, including George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Dwight Eisenhower and Ronald Reagan, all of whom I greatly admire. ~ Donald Trump

People looked at him as an orange-faced evil clown with silly hair. Like the Joker in Batman comics. Make Gotham great again! ~ Oliver Markus Malloy

Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him. ~ Al Franken

When all is said and done, Donald Trump will make History completely forget about Richard Nixon. ~ Ed Krassenstein

Presidents Trump's USA is not a good country to be a sickly person in. ~ Steven Magee

President Obama's administration, for all its racial posturing---failed to protect the people of Flint, Michigan, while the Trump administration has already awarded $100 million for Flint's clean-up efforts. ~ Horace Cooper

I mean gifts and trips and clothing and all sorts of things, and now he [Tim Kaine] is running for vice president. I don't get what's going on here. He was not a good choice for her. ~ Donald Trump

It is going to be too easy for things to start feeling normal - especially if you are someone who is not directly impacted by his actions.
So keep reminding yourself:
This is not normal.
Write it on a Post-It note and stick it on your refrigerator, hire a skywriter once a month, tattoo it on your ass.
Because a Klan-backed misogynist internet troll is going to be delivering the next State of the Union address.
And that is not normal.
It is fucked up. ~ John Oliver

I get these lightweights like Marco Rubio, he gets up and says'Oh, Donald Trump didn't talk about foreign policy'. ~ Donald Trump

I think I am actually humble. I'm much more humble than you would understand ~ Donald Trump Donald Trump Books

My father not only has the strength and ability necessary to be our next president, but also the kindness and compassion that will enable him to be the leader that this country needs. ~ Ivanka Trump

Just like Trump Tower, he [Donald Trump] must have hired a foreign worker to do his own tweets. ~ Marco Rubio

A new poll found that almost 70 percent of voters say that whoever our next president is, they must have political experience. You know, because it would be rude to say 'anyone but Donald Trump.' ~ Jimmy Fallon

Trump/Russia is Far Worse Than Watergate. It's basically Watergate on Russian-made steroids. That would also help explain Trump's man-boobs and crazy mood swings. ~ Ed Krassenstein

As President, my father will change the labor laws that were put into place at a time when women were not a significant portion of the workforce. And he will focus on making quality child care affordable and accessible for all. ~ Ivanka Trump

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. ~ Donald Trump

We have to change our whole way, our health care system is a disaster. It's going to implode in 2017, just like you're sitting there. It doesn't work. Nothing works in our country. If I'm elected president, we will win again. ~ Donald Trump

You have to think anyway, so why not think big? ~ Donald J. Trump

Copying is the greatest form of flattery, I guess. I am actually a little surprised that Vincent Lo didn't try and make a deal to be on The Apprentice,. ~ Donald Trump