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A G-string is a permanent self-inflicted wedgie. ~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Thong Underwear quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana
An hour later, a nameless, cold-faced man returned with a tray of fresh pasta, warm bread, and a few bags of brand new comfort clothes: yoga pants, tees, a few sports bras, and ... pink thong underwear? Well, of course. Wouldn't want to be held prisoner and have panty lines. ~ Mimi Jean Pamfiloff
Thong Underwear quotes by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff
No-pocket jeans are only slightly less irritating than thong underwear. ~ Patricia Briggs
Thong Underwear quotes by Patricia Briggs
The Amish can resist Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, pornography, ice-cold margaritas on tropical beaches, designer drugs, fast cars (actually, all cars), thong underwear, American Idol, Amazon.com, and sneakers. But they can't resist the bicycle. This is because the bicycle is a Truly Great Invention. A ~ BikeSnobNYC
Thong Underwear quotes by BikeSnobNYC
I decide to go out and spend all my money on underwear, then throw them about the room to
decide my fate like a satiny, lace-gusseted I Ching. Let the gods of Beau Bra decide. ~ Belle De Jour
Thong Underwear quotes by Belle De Jour
I went out in my goddamn underwear too! ~ Julia Roberts
Thong Underwear quotes by Julia Roberts
I actually don't care about his movies that much. I just want to twang that thong like a big elastic band. ~ Valerie Bertinelli
Thong Underwear quotes by Valerie Bertinelli
Down in the kitchen, I open the refrigerator. There is nothing there but the prize steer of the county fair, rearranged in neat and mysterious packages. Daily, the cook pushes her hand into the cold. The result in uncertain. A gristly Ouija. It could be pot roast or brisket, eye of the round or sirloin tip. The steer has invaded their lives. He is everywhere. There is no room for the sisters' diet-cola or for their underwear on sizzling mornings. They have been eating him for weeks. ~ Joy Williams
Thong Underwear quotes by Joy Williams
The one bit of color on the woman's body was the bright yellow of the stilettos peeking out from her sensible trousers.
Fuck me shoes. Damn. Any woman who wore those shoes had a streak of the unexpected. He wondered what her underwear looked like. Something delicate and lovely? ~ Lexi Blake
Thong Underwear quotes by Lexi Blake
I do not like people touching my underwear. That's just weird! I travel with a washer and dryer, and I like cooking on the bus, too. ~ Carrie Underwood
Thong Underwear quotes by Carrie Underwood
After Tom leaves for work, I take Evie to the park, we play on the swings and the little wooden rocking horses, and when I put her back into her buggy she falls asleep almost immediately, which is my cue to go shopping. We cut through the back streets towards the big Sainsbury's. It's a bit of a roundabout way of getting there, but it's quiet, with very little traffic, and in any case we get to pass number thirty-four Cranham Road. It gives me a little frisson even now, walking past that house - butterflies suddenly swarm in my stomach, and a smile comes to my lips and colour to my cheeks. I remember hurrying up the front steps, hoping none of the neighbours would see me letting myself in, getting myself ready in the bathroom, putting on perfume, the kind of underwear you put on just to be taken off. Then I'd get a text message and he'd be at the door, and we'd have an hour or two in the bedroom upstairs. ~ Paula Hawkins
Thong Underwear quotes by Paula Hawkins
I wondered why no one had shown the common courtesy to tell me to put on shoes, and why was I out there in my underwear, chicken legs exposed to the world? ~ John Green
Thong Underwear quotes by John Green
God, she's growing up, and I don't know when it happened, man. I used to buy her Minnie Mouse panties and little Winnie the Pooh underwear. I was helping my wife fold cloths. I picked up a pair of skimpy underwear. I looked at my wife and said: When you gonna wear these for me? She goes, I can't. They're your daughter's. Aaahh! No, no, no! There was nothing to them! The how-to-wash tag was the biggest piece of cloth on there. ~ Bill Engvall
Thong Underwear quotes by Bill Engvall
We'll drive backwards
in what will become your new car
to the beach where we first slept side by side.
The green waves will go back into the ocean,
yellow and blue.
You'll pull up my underwear.
I'll button your shirt.
We'll dress and dress and dress.
Then we'll step into our footprints
and erase our trail. ~ Hiroshi Sugimoto And J Safran Foer
Thong Underwear quotes by Hiroshi Sugimoto And J Safran Foer
Three rules of hospitality industry.
1. Always smile no matter what.
2. Never discuss religion and politics
3. You may wear a torn underwear inside but always wear the three piece suit outside. ~ Himmilicious
Thong Underwear quotes by Himmilicious
In everyday life I am quiet and reserved, not the housekeeper type but cool and relaxed. I don't get up in the morning wearing false eyelashes and I don't wear fancy underwear when I'm cooking popcorn. I'm a nice little ducky. ~ Madonna Ciccone
Thong Underwear quotes by Madonna Ciccone
We took a hike in Malibu and shared ice cream. I stayed with him while he had walking pneumonia, heating soup and pouring him glass after glass of ginger ale and feeling his fevered forehead as he slept. He warned me of the life that was coming for me if I wasn't careful. Success was a scary thing for a young person, he said. I was twenty-four and he was thirty-three ("Jesus's age," he reminded me more than a few times). There was something tender about him, broken and gentle, and I could imagine that sex with him might be similar. I wouldn't have to pretend like I did with other guys. Maybe we would both cry. Maybe it would feel just as good as sharing a bed. On Valentine's Day, I put on lace underwear and begged him to please, finally, have sex with me. The litany of excuses he presented in response was comic in its tragedy: "I want to get to know you." "I don't have a condom." "I'm scared, because I just like you too much." He took an Ambien and fell asleep, arm over my side, and as I lay there, wide awake and itchy in my lingerie set, it occurred to me: this was humiliating, unsexy, and, worst sin of all, boring. This wasn't comfort. This was paralysis. This was distance passing for connection. I was being desexualized in slow motion, becoming a teddy bear with breasts. ~ Lena Dunham
Thong Underwear quotes by Lena Dunham
Energy in itself is a sort of redemption. No wonder we admire Satan. But if the Devil were listless, if he were a pale man in his underwear who watched television by day behind closed venetian blinds - oh if that were the devil I would fear him. ~ Edmund White
Thong Underwear quotes by Edmund White
But no underwear. Did they just disappear? Dissolve right off my body? In that case, kudos to the guy. ~ Anonymous
Thong Underwear quotes by Anonymous
When I hear homestyle, I always think of some guy in his underwear standing next to a microwave. You want me to nuke a hot dog for ya? I got some old Chinese in the fridge, but I think it's my roommate's. ~ Jim Gaffigan
Thong Underwear quotes by Jim Gaffigan
I'm a Skeptic. And I'm a Journalist. I look up things in the library - a lot! I believe in the motto of Missouri, the 'Show-me, don't just blow me' state. I need evidence. I need demonstrations. I need show-and-tell. Even though I pray to God every once in a while, especially when I'm in trouble - which for most guys my age is every 28 days - I still think deeply about the issues and don't automatically jump to a religious or mystical answer to questions. I am, by nature, doubtful about the existence of God, and even whether He is a He or a Her. I don't believe in New Age stuff. For me, 'Past Life Regression' means not calling a girl after she gives me her phone number. Sure I own a lucky rabbit's foot, a lucky penny, a lucky 4-leaf clover and a lucky horeshoe [sic], and a pair of lucky underwear and several pairs of lucky socks that I only wash every seven days. But under it all I am a died–in-the-wool skeptic. ~ Earl Lee
Thong Underwear quotes by Earl Lee
A good writer can fake being an expert in anything - even men's underwear. ~ Greg Dybec
Thong Underwear quotes by Greg Dybec
What is it about women and luggage? You don't have to bring everything you own, and it shouldn't take this long to throw some clothes into a bag. In fact, if it will save you any time, just leave the underwear out all together. ~ Rachel Vincent
Thong Underwear quotes by Rachel Vincent
A novelist is someone who sits around the house all day in his underwear, trying not to smoke. ~ Scott Spencer
Thong Underwear quotes by Scott Spencer
Every day, put a little makeup on, put on some nice underwear, and you'll keep your husband. ~ Miranda Kerr
Thong Underwear quotes by Miranda Kerr
He looks down at his legs as if noticing his outfit for the first time. Then he whips off his hospital gown, leaving him in just his underwear. "Why? Do you find this" - he strikes a ridiculously provocative pose - "distracting? ~ Suzanne Collins
Thong Underwear quotes by Suzanne Collins
Be optimistic. Always put on clean underwear if you're going on a date. ~ Jacob M. Appel
Thong Underwear quotes by Jacob M. Appel
Passwords are like underwear: you don't let people see it, you should change it very often, and you shouldn't share it with strangers. ~ Chris Pirillo
Thong Underwear quotes by Chris Pirillo
Fighting a fully armed trained killer while naked always tipped the favor towards the guy with more than his underwear on. ~ Jason E. Fort
Thong Underwear quotes by Jason E. Fort
You will treat my underwear with the reverence it deserves. Next time, you will stop and appreciate
hell, you'll marvel at the miracle of my ass clad in silk. ~ Molly Harper
Thong Underwear quotes by Molly Harper
He helped me into the bathtub, where I sat, letting my underwear get soaked. He searched the cabinet under the sink, scattering a straight razor, an empty bottle with a worn label, and a comb with broken teeth before he found a lump of soap, and offered it to me.
He was quiet, setting his hand on me to suppress the currentshadows while I scrubbed streaks of red from my body. The worst part was probing the edges of the silverskin to wash away a few days' worth of gore, so I did it first, biting down hard on my lip to keep from crying out. Then his thumb was pressing, working a knot from my shoulder, from my neck. Goose bumps spread up and down my arms.
His fingers fluttered over my shoulders, finding places to soothe. His eyes, when they found mine, were soft and almost shy, and I wanted to kiss him until he blushed again.
Later. ~ Veronica Roth
Thong Underwear quotes by Veronica Roth
I was standing right behind Marilyn, completely invisible, when she sang 'Happy birthday, Mr. President.' And indeed, the corny thing happened: Her dress split for my benefit, and there was Marilyn, and yes, indeed, she didn't wear any underwear. ~ Mike Nichols
Thong Underwear quotes by Mike Nichols
What does it matter if you are flashing them your underwear, as long as you kick the hell out of them?"
"What have I heard about flashing underwear? Whatever it is, I'm in. ~ Veronica Roth
Thong Underwear quotes by Veronica Roth
I don't believe in an afterlife, but I'm taking an extra pair of underwear just in case. ~ Woody Allen
Thong Underwear quotes by Woody Allen
There's a world I could do without: public underwear showings. There was a time in my lifetime when you had to open a J.C. Penney catalog to see people in their underwear. Now it's like the national pastime, hanging out in your underwear. I don't see why they have to pay anyone to model it. ~ Kristin Billerbeck
Thong Underwear quotes by Kristin Billerbeck
I remember in elementary school, Mother used to write my name on every single pair of my underwear. I guess she did that so none of my classmates would mistake my lunch for theirs. ~ Jarod Kintz
Thong Underwear quotes by Jarod Kintz
In an incredulous tone, he said, "You don't know the meaning of virtue!"
"Of course I do-it means your thong must be white." (Sabine) ~ Kresley Cole
Thong Underwear quotes by Kresley Cole
Chicken, yeah, that's me. I'd rather fight an old rogue-vamp in my underwear, with my bare hands, than deal with relationship problems. ~ Faith Hunter
Thong Underwear quotes by Faith Hunter
The children of the Fulcrum are all different: different ages, different colors, different shapes. Some speak Sanze-mat with different accents, having originated from different parts of the world. One girl has sharp teeth because it is her race's custom to file them; another boy has no penis, though he stuffs a sock into his underwear after every shower; another girl has rarely had regular meals and wolfs down every one like she's still starving. (The instructors keep finding food hidden in and around her bed. They make her eat it, all of it, in front of them, even if it makes her sick.) One cannot reasonably expect sameness out of so much difference, and it makes no sense for Damaya to be judged by the behavior of children who share nothing save the curse of orogeny with her. ~ N.K. Jemisin
Thong Underwear quotes by N.K. Jemisin
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