The Fifth Element Chris Tucker Quotes

What!? You tell people that, I won't get no more black movies? ~ Chris Tucker

You see people waving. You dont see people having problems, with each other at least. ~ Chris Tucker

You know, we're missing so much as African-Americans and we should be concerned about what's going on in Africa. ~ Chris Tucker

I wanted to cut down on the profanity, because I think I'm funnier without sayin' a lot of cuss words. ~ Chris Tucker

A lot of lines in movies were written, but I'm always improvising. Once you get into the scene, it just comes to me. ~ Chris Tucker

I love to talk about people I've met being an entertainer. All my encounters in life - I roll it all into an hour and 30 minutes. ~ Chris Tucker

I will always do stand-up, even if my acting career takes off. Stand-up is my life. ~ Chris Tucker

I couldn't imagine not having clean water. ~ Chris Tucker

You got to control your own destiny. You got to keep writin different stuff. Keep switchin up and never do the same thin too many times. ~ Chris Tucker

I love traveling. It not only opens my mind up, but it also allows me to use my fame in another way through humanitarian works and stuff, and being an influence around the world. ~ Chris Tucker

I think my life is a movie and your life reflects your work. ~ Chris Tucker

A lot of directors, they're creative, but they're different. ~ Chris Tucker

Words alike make the destiny of empires and of individuals. Ambition, love, hate, interest, vanity, have words for their engines, and need none more powerful. Language is a fifth element - the one by which all the others are swayed. ~ Letitia Elizabeth Landon

I tell people that stand-up's like golf: you gotta do it every day to get it down - or at least three times a week to get it down. ~ Chris Tucker

The fifth regular solid must then, they thought, correspond to some fifth element that could only be the substance of the heavenly bodies. ~ Carl Sagan

I travel. I do a lot of traveling around the world. ~ Chris Tucker

When you're on your fifth album, you are going to be judged against all your previous work and expectations. ~ Chris Martin

I think all the knowledge and all the travels that I've done, I'm going to do a lot of great work in the future. ~ Chris Tucker

One thing about me, when I make a decision about something, I realize when you make choices in life, that dictates your life. ~ Chris Tucker

You don't know who you messing with man, I slap people for fun. That's what I do man! You wanna play rough, huh, I kill for fun! ~ Chris Tucker

I really loved what I was doing being creative and being funny as a stand-up comedian. ~ Chris Tucker

It's crazy because people expect you to be funny all the time and every day is not a funny day. I go to funerals and people are like 'tell a joke' and 'say one of your lines in a movie.' It's a funeral, man! ~ Chris Tucker

It takes intelligence to make real comedy, and it takes a reality base to create all that little stuff I like to do that makes you giggle inside. ~ Chris Tucker

Tucker: You guys going to Milwaukee? Guy: Yes sir, heading home after a vacation. Tucker: Did you know there are midgets in Milwaukee? [The man and his wife are silent and confused.] Tucker: HUNDREDS OF THEM! ~ Tucker Max

Random Girl after a hookup: "Do you love me"
Tucker: "I don't understand the question. ~ Tucker Max

I told a joke and people laughed and it was the best feeling. I knew I wanted to do this as a career. I never knew I could get such a high from telling a joke. There's something so extraordinary about having people listening to you and hanging onto your words - it's a great feeling. ~ Chris Tucker

Just believe in yourself and work really hard. And when doors open, take advantage of every opportunity you can. ~ Chris Tucker

Making people laugh is giving, and it's healing, too, when people can go up to the movies and forget about their problems. It's a good thing. That's why I want to work. ~ Chris Tucker

I played tournament chess from fifth grade up into high school. ~ Chris Hardwick

The look of a smug teacher is priceless. ~ Tucker Elliot

Everybody goes through a lot of the same things, and I talk about those, and that's the key. You have to connect with your audience, and I might take them on a trip with me, tell them I went here and I went there and they'll go with me, you know, to hear the stories. ~ Chris Tucker

I think you've got to have a depth, a deeper depth to take stand-up into acting, but I think it really helps you as a stand-up to home into different characters and stuff easily. ~ Chris Tucker

I've lived a little bit and traveled the world and experienced a lot of things that I can play any role, and I think I can get into stuff that people never thought I would ever do because of my experiences and growth as a person. ~ Chris Tucker

For your own security it's imperative you blend in with the native population. ~ Tucker Elliot

Day-to-day life is a lot of work. I work a lot on stand-up stuff, and then day-to-day life and, you know, just living. It's always different. Try to work out, try to stay in shape, and try to have some fun. ~ Chris Tucker

I've been fortunate to work with good directors who understand improvisation and understand the way comedians work. Luke Basan let me do my thing like do what you feel and take the character to another level. Quentin Tarrantino was more of an acting coach. He can teach you beats and then hell say go with it but give this feeling. So I've been fortunate to work with good, seasoned directors. ~ Chris Tucker

I want to keep working, I want to keep doing my humanitarian stuff around the world, shining light on different places that have problems. Keep making movies, make people laugh. ~ Chris Tucker

We really don't get all the government we pay for, and thank goodness. Lord protect us on the day that we do. ~ Jeffrey Tucker

I feel like every time I go out, I want to do a good job. I want people to say that he's just as good at stand-up as he is in some of the movies I've seen him in, so I try to do the best every time I go out there. ~ Chris Tucker

No human can bury their past indefinitely. It's only a matter of time before you crack. ~ K.A. Tucker

Military life is hard, even cruel - especially for the kids. ~ Tucker Elliot

I felt like I should salute. If only I knew how. ~ Tucker Elliot

In stand-up you can go either way. It's live. Somebody might say something in the crowd, you might respond to it. But in a movie you could be spontaneous too. But you pretty much have to stick to that story or that scene or that script, but in stand-up you can go wherever you want to. It's more freedom. ~ Chris Tucker

Must have been some kind a nightmare."
"Yeah," I answer, my usual calm, vacant voice returning. "Can't wait to wake up. ~ K.A. Tucker

This is who I was, before I was dead. When I cared, when I was relentless. ~ Tucker Elliot

Back the fuck off fluffy! ~ Seth Tucker

Bigot: Someone who hates different people than I do. ~ Jerry Tucker

It is better to ask for forgiveness then permission. ~ Tucker Max

Society is better off with me in a gym. ~ K.A. Tucker

I'm in the business of value judgments . ~ Tucker Carlson

Life sucks, but don't let it suck you in ~ Clancy Tucker

It is increasingly important to be open-minded. ~ Tucker Carlson

I'm fresh out of fucks to give. ~ Tucker Max

Did you hear the nonsensical prattle spewing from her pie-hole? ~ Tucker Max

WAKE UP! WE'RE LATE FOR DRINKING!! ~ Tucker Max

I think [Pat] Buchanan is far too easily and glibly dismissed. ~ Tucker Carlson

The cost of government control is human liberty, prosperity, and dignity. ~ Jeffrey Tucker

Who would change anything if they felt nice and comfy all the time? ~ Heather Tucker

We all need something that takes us out of day to day and reminds us that it's all ok."

Ian Tucker www.yoursimplepath.co.uk ~ Ian Tucker

It's like a mini Bourbon Street with less culture and more disgusting hookers. ~ Tucker Max

Don Quixote could never manage without his patient servant Sancho Panza. ~ Nicholas Tucker

What's wrong is that every morning and every night, I lie in bed wondering why you're not beside me. ~ K.A. Tucker

There's no getting better, Storm. This is it. There's no coming back from the dead. ~ K.A. Tucker

Lion emits a low whistle as he spots Bo entering his fifth-period Journalism class. 'What happened to your face?'
Bo touches it tenderly and smiles. 'Nothing ...
'This wasn't your Dad.'
Bo smiles again. 'No. My dad leaves bruises on the inside. ~ Chris Crutcher

Every answer you ever need lies within your own silence.. ~ Ian Tucker

(More radioactive material fell on Harrisburg, Pennsylvania as a result of Chernobyl than from Three Mile Island.) ~ William Tucker

Almost everything that I've ever worried about has never happened .. ~ Ian Tucker

I could lay here and stare at him forever. I don't want to let go. Ever. ~ K.A. Tucker

The government never minds having more power, and is always prepared to paper over the problems it creates. An economy not bludgeoned by powerful elites is the ideal we should seek, even if it has a name that is wildly unpopular: capitalism ~ Jeffrey Tucker

I might take risks, but they're always worth it. ~ K.A. Tucker

People's entire lives can be uncovered in phones. Maybe ~ K.A. Tucker

Maybe we're both lucky to have found each other. ~ K.A. Tucker

If it gathers dust, give it away ... ~ Ian Tucker

Simply being kind brings happiness every time ... ~ Ian Tucker

Trent has kept his promise. He makes me smile every day. ~ K.A. Tucker

Social and political change is an effect - it comes only after we change ourselves. ~ Jeffrey Tucker

Boys do suck the brains out of smart girls. ~ K.A. Tucker

I have shamed Mr. Cuervo ~ K.A. Tucker

child birthing to women is like what battles are to men. ~ Sarah Tucker

Ben Morris is fucking Switzerland ~ K.A. Tucker

And there's nowhere I'd rather be than with you. ~ K.A. Tucker

The only way I can bear his absence is to keep looking for his presence. ~ Heather Tucker

Don't be limited by your limitations. ~ Sharon Law Tucker

Instead, he sat in the parlor of his family's Fifth Avenue mansion, growing older by the minute just like everybody else. ~ Anna Godbersen

You look like the type of people who would criticize a misspelling in a suicide note. ~ Tucker Max

Even Google can't reach God. ~ Brian L. Tucker

I'm now unmistakeably attracted to the yeti. ~ K.A. Tucker

Probably the same thing she always says: Go live and let yourself make mistakes. ~ K.A. Tucker

The general intellectual level of South Florida is somewhere just above "functionally retarded". ~ Tucker Max

The first time I heard the saying 'Live every day like you are going to live forever and every day like is your last.' I thought it was one of those unsolvable story problems from my fifth grade arithmetic books, but it turned out to be the truest thing about my year. ~ Chris Crutcher

I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds. ~ Tucker Max

How can you break that which bends? ~ Lael Tucker Wertenbaker

One mistake I will never regret for the rest of my life, it is Ashton Henley. ~ K.A. Tucker

Some of the films that I have really enjoyed include: The Fifth Element, The Crow, Toys, Seven, Forrest Gump, The Lion King, 12 Monkeys, Doctor Zhivago, Being There, and Trainspotting. ~ Frederick Lenz

You're not a doctor. Remember that.
No, but I play one on the internet. ~ Tracy H. Tucker

Maybe faith really is the answer. ~ Tucker Elliot

What if he's a psychopath who tries to stuff kittens in ATMs? ~ K.A. Tucker

We are here, on earth. Not one of us has any right to the earth. ~ Benjamin Tucker

Carpe diem, miss. Foolish youth is a strange and wondrous time that vanishes too quickly. ~ K.A. Tucker

His gentleman's hesitation in the car earlier is gone, replaced with a confidence that provokes. ~ K.A. Tucker