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Wagamama. Text messaging aficionados might like to note that this is one of the most satisfying words you can possibly type. ~ Danny Wallace
Text Messaging quotes by Danny Wallace
A study done at the University of London found that constant emailing and text-messaging reduces mental capability by an average of ten points on an IQ test. It was five points for women, and fifteen points for men. This effect is similar to missing a night's sleep. For men, it's around three times more than the effect of smoking cannabis. ~ David Rock
Text Messaging quotes by David Rock
There was no way she'd allow him to see her do 97 percent of her normal activities. She was a monster. A monster who was flat as a board with no ass. In fact, the only thing she had going on in the curves department was an enormous cystic pimple on her chin that hurt when she touched it. Yeah, no. ~ Mary H.K. Choi
Text Messaging quotes by Mary H.K. Choi
There's nothing wrong with sending a quick note if you're busy or just want to flirt, but it's hard to have any real interaction over text. In the buffet of communication, text messaging should be a side dish, not the entree. ~ Greg Behrendt
Text Messaging quotes by Greg Behrendt
I have lots of brothers and sisters, two of whom are younger than myself, so I rely on my phone, text messaging or e-mailing to stay in the loop and communicate when I'm away for big chunks of time. ~ Devon Aoki
Text Messaging quotes by Devon Aoki
What did we ever do before text messaging?' Vi asked...
Write notes to each other. On paper'
Seems positively archaic now.'
Pretty soon we'll just be wired into each other and orject our thoughts back and forth,' Skye said... ~ Paul Ruditis
Text Messaging quotes by Paul Ruditis
These kids aren't like us; they'll never be us. They're more like...young Lex Luthors. They've never known a world without the internet. Email. Text messaging. Social media. Likes and views are king, bullying dickheads are inescapable, and genuine social interaction can be almost completely avoided. It makes them really fucking smart technologically and really fucking stupid emotionally. ~ Emma Chase
Text Messaging quotes by Emma Chase
He had a rough idea where he was going, since Rylann had previously mentioned that she lived in Roscoe Village. At the stoplight at Belmont Avenue, he pulled out his cell phone and scrolled through his contacts. The beauty of text messaging, he realized, was in its simplicity. He didn't have to try to explain things, nor did he have to attempt to parse through all the banter in an attempt to figure out what she might be thinking. Instead, he could keep things short and sweet.

I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU.

He hit send.

To kill time while he waited for her response, he drove in the direction of his sister's wine shop, figuring he could always drop in and harass Jordan about something.

This time, however, she beat him to the punch.

"So who's the brunette bombshell?" Jordan asked as soon as he walked into the shop and took a seat at the main bar.

Damn. He'd forgotten about the stupid Scene and Heard column. Kyle helped himself to a cracker and some Brie cheese sitting on the bar. "I'm going to say…Angelina Jolie. Actually, no - Megan Fox."

"Megan Fox is, like, twenty-five."

"And this is a problem why, exactly?"

Jordan slapped his hand as he reached for more crackers. "Those are for customers." She put her hand on her hip. "You know, after reading the Scene and Heard column, I'd kind of hoped it was Rylann they were talking about. And that maybe, just maybe, my ne'er-do-well twin had decided ~ Julie James
Text Messaging quotes by Julie James
Most men would never tell a girl her Pikachu smells like a crab cake. It's just not done. But they would have no qualms about telling their guy friends. Similarly, if you're a guy and you pull your pants down, and the girl you're with immediately stats text messaging her friends, you have a small penis.
Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea ~ Chelsea Handler
Text Messaging quotes by Chelsea Handler
I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. And he thought that he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelt the word 'YOU' and I just put the letter 'U'. ~ Kelly Osbourne
Text Messaging quotes by Kelly Osbourne
I told them I didn't have time for this bullshit, and if either of them wanted to ask a lady out, he could do it by text message like a normal person. ~ Robin Sloan
Text Messaging quotes by Robin Sloan
She looks at Sam. 'Close your ears if you don't want to know what I suspect to be the sex of your child,' she says, and he blocks his ears.
'It's Sam's?' Jonesey asks, surprised, just as he gets a message.
'Where have you been, Jonesey?' Bernadette says. 'In La La Land?'
'Contrary to popular belief, I think it has no penis,' Georgie whispers to them while Lucia covers Sam's ears.
Jonesey looks up from his text messaging, shocked. 'Poor little guy. ~ Melina Marchetta
Text Messaging quotes by Melina Marchetta
Sinter: And if there's anything you want from London let me know. I'll send it

Andy: Really, you'd ship over Tom Hiddleston? That's sweet ~ Molly Ringle
Text Messaging quotes by Molly Ringle
People will now go to films with subtitles, you know. They're not afraid of them. It's one of the upsides of text-messaging and e-mail. Maybe the only good thing to come of it. ~ Kristin Scott Thomas
Text Messaging quotes by Kristin Scott Thomas
There was no way Penny would go to House and let Sam see her. That would ruin everything. Sam would take one look at her and be like, "Yikes, never mind. ~ Mary H.K. Choi
Text Messaging quotes by Mary H.K. Choi
There is some argument about who actually invented text messaging, but I think it's safe to say it was a man. Multiple studies have shown that the average man uses about half as many words per day as women, thus text messaging. It eliminates hellos and goodbyes and cuts right to the chase. ~ Ashton Kutcher
Text Messaging quotes by Ashton Kutcher
Twitter is basically text messaging. Twitter is a guy you can always elbow in the side and say, "Hey, look, a guy in a clown suit just threw up!" And I don't have 400-800 words to say about that, I just wanted to say that one thing. ~ Chris Hardwick
Text Messaging quotes by Chris Hardwick
I can look into someone's eyes and feel like I know her better, versus a phone call, where you can't get that same type of emotion. That's why text messaging gets you in trouble: You can't bond, and emoticons explain only so much. ~ Apolo Ohno
Text Messaging quotes by Apolo Ohno
study done at the University of London found that constant emailing and text-messaging reduces mental capability by an average of ten points on an IQ test. ~ David Rock
Text Messaging quotes by David Rock
She had such control of tone, in her text messages, she was the Edith Wharton of text messaging. ~ Keith Gessen
Text Messaging quotes by Keith Gessen
He has a frightening aversion to text messaging in general.
"It's a phone. It's for making calls, not for writing novels". ~ Patrick Carman
Text Messaging quotes by Patrick Carman
There's a moment in [Anne of Green Gables] where Anne Shirley (great character) […] is in the same classroom as Gilbert Blythe and she hit's him over the head with a slate, which is their kind of writing tool, and I always say that moment for me was just, I was just absolutely mesmerised. I thought it was so romantic, though she hated his guts. I would always say that in every one of my novels there is a moment where my characters metaphorically hit their potential love interests over the head with a slate. It could be that winning an argument or getting the upper hand, an example in say The Piper's Son could be here's Tom thinking it will be easy, text messaging Tara saying 'How's it going, babe' and her response, that for me is the hitting someone over the head with a slate. It happens in Saving Francesca when she kind of meets Will and Will's such a bastard to her. So they're moments I kind of adopted and I loved that particular one, so I would say [L.M. Montgomery] was a major influence. ~ Melina Marchetta
Text Messaging quotes by Melina Marchetta
I don't expect anything from you. One day you'll marry a different person, will make children and one day you'll completely forget me.. But I don't expect anything from you. Not even a single call or a text. No matter what happens.. Where you go, what you do will not be an issue. Everything will change with the time. But my love will never change. I love you a lot and nothing can stop it. I love you and I don't expect anything from you as I said before. I LOVE YOU FOREVER. ~ Masha Prathibaya
Text Messaging quotes by Masha Prathibaya
In her only departure from her prepared text, Heckler added, "We must conquer AIDS before it affects the heterosexual population and the general population…. We have a very strong public interest in stopping AIDS before it spreads outside the risk groups, before it becomes an
overwhelming problem."

The statement infuriated organizers from AIDS groups who considered AIDS already an "overwhelming problem" and did not consider it a priority of AIDS research to stop the scourge only "before it affects the heterosexual population." Moreover, many gay leaders wondered who had determined that homosexuals were not part of the "general population" that so concerned the Secretary. ~ Randy Shilts
Text Messaging quotes by Randy Shilts
Mujāhada, a collateral form of jihād (the so-called "holy war"), taken [by Sufis] to mean "earnest striving after the mystical life." The term is based on the Koranic text, "And they that strive earnestly in Our cause, them We surely guide upon Our paths." A Tradition makes the Prophet rank the "greater warfare" (al jihad al-akbar) above the "lesser warfare" (al jihad al-asghar, i.e., the war against infidelity), and explain the "greater warfare" as meaning "earnest striving with the carnal soul" (mujāhadat al-nafs). ~ A.J. Arberry
Text Messaging quotes by A.J. Arberry
Scheduling chatter is merely one of the many forms of useless banter that makes dating in the digital age so frustrating, especially for women over twenty-five, since they have less patience for constant text exchanges. ~ Aziz Ansari
Text Messaging quotes by Aziz Ansari
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No A Thing About Texting ~ C.H. Garbutt
Text Messaging quotes by C.H. Garbutt
A student researching into my work has actually traced the newspapers and magazines where I found theses images and has found out that many of them illustrate a collection of gruesome stories, murders and suicides which contrast with the images used. There is a contrast between the message carried by the text and that suppressed by the illustration. ~ Gerhard Richter
Text Messaging quotes by Gerhard Richter
Do you believe in reincarnation?" I asked as we looked together at the intricate drawings, reading bits about them in the paragraph of text on each page. "I don't," he said. "I believe we're here once and what we do matters. ~ Cheryl Strayed
Text Messaging quotes by Cheryl Strayed
We tend to think of the Bible as a book of answers to our questions, and it is that. However, if we really let the text speak, we may find that God will show us that we are not even asking the right questions. ~ Timothy J. Keller
Text Messaging quotes by Timothy J. Keller
Why? Because true translation is not a binary affair between two languages but a triangular affair. The third point of the triangle being what lay behind the words of the original text before it was written. True translation demands a return to the pre-verbal ~ John Berger
Text Messaging quotes by John Berger
Poetic language features an iconic rather than a predominantly conventional relationship of form and content in which all language (and cultural) elements, variant as well as invariant, may be involved in the expression of the content.", "Analysis of the Poetic Text. ~ Yuri Lotman
Text Messaging quotes by Yuri Lotman
There is no basis in text, tradition, or even in contemporary practice (if that were enough), for finding in the Constitution a right to demand judicial consideration of newly discovered evidence of innocence brought forward after conviction. My concern is that in making life easier for ourselves we not appear to make it harder for the lower federal courts, imposing upon them the burden of regularly analyzing newly-discovered-evidence-of-innocence claims in capital cases (in which event such federal claims, it can confidently be predicted, will become routine and even repetitive). ~ Antonin Scalia
Text Messaging quotes by Antonin Scalia
Credit card agreements run as long as 30 pages, and it's 30 pages of largely incomprehensible text. ~ Elizabeth Warren
Text Messaging quotes by Elizabeth Warren
A frequent exchange of text messages is not a relationship. It's not even a pen-pal. ~ Ethlie Ann Vare
Text Messaging quotes by Ethlie Ann Vare
Everything stated or expressed by man is a note in the margin of a completely erased text. From what's in the note we can extract the gist of what must have been in the text, but there's always a doubt, and the possible meanings are many. ~ Fernando Pessoa
Text Messaging quotes by Fernando Pessoa
A text without a context is a pretext for a proof text. ~ D. A. Carson
Text Messaging quotes by D. A. Carson
It takes great faith in Easter, particularly faith in the gift of the Holy Spirit, to be honest with our people that we have not a clue to the meaning of some biblical passage, or that we have no sense of a satisfying ending for a sermon, or that we are unsure of precisely what the congregation ought to do after hearing a given text. The most ethically dangerous time within a sermon is toward the end of the sermon, when we move from proclamation to application and act as if we know more than God. 133 ~ William H. Willimon
Text Messaging quotes by William H. Willimon
I didn't care about that because I'm not a diplomatic person to begin with. I just went along with things and did what I wanted to do because I knew they had to shoot their 12 pages a day. And when they realized that I didn't alter the text they really didn't mind what I did. ~ William Devane
Text Messaging quotes by William Devane
The finding that rereading textbooks is often labor in vain ought to send a chill up the spines of educators and learners, because it's the number one study strategy of most people - including more than 80 percent of college students in some surveys - and is central in what we tell ourselves to do during the hours we dedicate to learning. Rereading has three strikes against it. It is time consuming. It doesn't result in durable memory. And it often involves a kind of unwitting self-deception, as growing familiarity with the text comes to feel like mastery of the content. ~ Peter C. Brown
Text Messaging quotes by Peter C. Brown
I am paralyzed. This is not me. I am an invention created by an invention, which was created by an author whose name appears at the top of this text. If you have not read Baudrillard, you should stop reading this and go seek him out right now. ~ Christopher Higgs
Text Messaging quotes by Christopher Higgs
There are already a lot of devices in our lives that have rich text or the ability to handle graphics. Our devices are designed to be understood in less than a quarter of a second. ~ David Rose
Text Messaging quotes by David Rose
Now, as a culture, we've accepted that texting, video chatting, and instant messaging are to be respected, and that means that you stop whatever you are doing in real life, pick up your smartphone and respond to whatever push notification you are receiving. ~ Suzana Flores
Text Messaging quotes by Suzana Flores
The original text of New York is all below Chambers Street. ~ Pete Hamill
Text Messaging quotes by Pete Hamill
In religion, What damned error but some sober brow Will bless it, and approve it with a text, Hiding the grossness with fair ornament? ~ William Shakespeare
Text Messaging quotes by William Shakespeare
The meaning is in the content of the text and not in the typeface, and that is why we loved Helvetica very much. ~ Wim Crouwel
Text Messaging quotes by Wim Crouwel
Print encourages a sense of closure, a sense that what is found in a text has been finalized, has reached a state of completion. ~ Walter J. Ong
Text Messaging quotes by Walter J. Ong
Fight less, cuddle more. Demand less, serve more. Text less, talk more. Criticize less, compliment more. Stress less, laugh more. worry less, pray more. With each new day, find new ways to love each other even more. ~ Dave Willis
Text Messaging quotes by Dave Willis
I think the Greek New Testament is the strongest and most successful misreading of a great prior text in the entire history of influence. ~ Harold Bloom
Text Messaging quotes by Harold Bloom
A text from Fable and it says one word. Marshmallow ~ Monica Murphy
Text Messaging quotes by Monica Murphy
The problem with the Bible, the Qur'an, the Torah - or any sacred text - as an authority is that so much depends on how the text is read and the interests of the reader. The Bible has been used to justify slavery, apartheid, the suppression of women, the 'evils' of sexuality, the 'evils' of homosexuality, a male-only priesthood, the denial of any priests at all, the supremacy of the Pope, the irrelevance of the Pope, the authority of the Church, a denial of the authority of the Church, a feminist agenda, war, pacifism and almost every other position that people may wish to hold. ~ Peter Vardy
Text Messaging quotes by Peter Vardy
No text message will ever replace the first kiss. ~ Tom Brokaw
Text Messaging quotes by Tom Brokaw
«"The translator, no matter how true he thinks he's staying to the text, still brings his own life experiences and opinions to the decisions he makes. Maybe not consciously, but every time a choice is made
between one meaning of a word or another, the translator determines which one to use based on what he believes is correct, based on his own personal history with the subject."» ~ Stephanie Perkins
Text Messaging quotes by Stephanie Perkins
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