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Smash cut to a smoke-bombed quarantine,
Guards like 'all signs correlate with sorcery',
It's more a dormant cell of valor as awoken by the smell of sordid power and defecting shortly after,
Fist bump dry land, brackish, cat nap 15, back to swiss-cheese the flagship,
Uh, blue in the menacing grip of a day for which you're manifestly unfit. ~ Aesop Rock
Swiss Cheese quotes by Aesop Rock
Her mother had smelled of cold and scales, her father of stone dust and dog. She imagined her husband's mother, whom she had never met, had a whiff of rotting apples, though her stationary had stunk of baby powder and rose perfume. Sally was starch, cedar, her dead grandmother sandalwood, her uncle, swiss cheese. People told her she smelled like garlic, like chalk, like nothing at all. Lotto, clean as camphor at his neck and belly, like electrified pennies at the armpit, like chlorine at the groin. She swallowed. Such things, details noticed only on the edges of thought would not return.
'Land,' Mathilde said, 'odd name for a guy like you.'
'Short for Roland,' the boy said.
Where the August sun had been steaming over the river, a green cloud was forming. It was still terrifically hot, but the birds had stopped singing. A feral cat scooted up the road on swift paws. It would rain soon.
'Alright Roland,' Mathilde said, suppressing as sigh, 'sing your song. ~ Lauren Groff
Swiss Cheese quotes by Lauren Groff
Swiss Cheese is a rip-off It's the only cheese I can bite into and miss ~ Mitch Hedberg
Swiss Cheese quotes by Mitch Hedberg
The common argument that men are naturally polygamous and women naturally monogamous is as full of holes as Swiss cheese. ~ Frans De Waal
Swiss Cheese quotes by Frans De Waal
He spread out in his chair like a melting shard of Swiss cheese and informed us: "The only lies I'll ever tell are: 'I won't come in your mouth' and 'I'll just rub it around your ass.'" It wasn't a pretty visual. ~ Neil Strauss
Swiss Cheese quotes by Neil Strauss
She was so full of holes now, she was like a Swiss cheese. ~ Danielle Steel
Swiss Cheese quotes by Danielle Steel
His very first story, he told me as he was dying, was set in Camelot, the court of King Arthur in Britain: Merlin the Court Magician casts a spell that allows him to equip the Knights of the Round Table with Thompson submachine guns and drums of .45-caliber dumdums.
Sir Galahad, the purest in heart and mind, familiarizes himself with this new virtue-compelling appliance. While doing so, he puts a slug through the Holy Grail and makes a Swiss cheese of Queen Guinevere. ~ Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
Swiss Cheese quotes by Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
But the Platonists never argued that evil's lack of ultimate reality meant that there was no moral evil in the world. Plato was well aware of wars, murders, and lies. Evil exists, but it exists as a lack of good, just as holes in a Swiss cheese exist only as lack of cheese. The evil of a lie is the absence of truth. Plato did not think that the nonbeing of evil removed evil from the world, only that it removed responsibility for evil from the creator. Evil arose not from the God, but from matter. ~ Jeffrey Burton Russell
Swiss Cheese quotes by Jeffrey Burton Russell
Life is like a nice fresh batch of Swiss cheese. Note to self: savor the holes, too, like the spaces between musical notes. ~ Anne Lamott
Swiss Cheese quotes by Anne Lamott
Lock yourself in here and if you hear
anything. Shoot. I don't care if you think God himself is about to waltz through that door, shoot him to
Swiss cheese--he'll survive. ~ Jamie Lynn Dougherty
Swiss Cheese quotes by Jamie Lynn Dougherty
For Arthur, who could usually contrive to feel self-conscious if left alone for long enough with a Swiss cheese plant, the moment was one of sustained revelation. ~ Douglas Adams
Swiss Cheese quotes by Douglas Adams
What young people didn't know, she thought, lying down beside this man, his hand on her shoulder, her arm; oh, what young people did not know. They did not know that lumpy, aged, and wrinkled bodies were as needy as their own young, firm ones, that love was not to be tossed away carelessly ... No, if love was available, one chose it, or didn't chose it. And if her platter had been full with the goodness of Henry and she had found it burdensome, had flicked it off crumbs at a time, it was because she had not know what one should know: that day after day was unconsciously squandered ... But here they were, and Olive pictured two slices of Swiss cheese pressed together, such holes they brought to this union
what pieces life took out of you. ~ Elizabeth Strout
Swiss Cheese quotes by Elizabeth Strout
Swiss cheese model' of accidents. Imagine a series of safety ~ Tim Harford
Swiss Cheese quotes by Tim Harford
Willy Loman: I don't want change, I want Swiss cheese! ~ Arthur Miller
Swiss Cheese quotes by Arthur Miller
You look at our borders, they're like swiss cheese, everybody pours in. ~ Donald Trump
Swiss Cheese quotes by Donald Trump
Hey,' he said, touching my waist. 'Hey. It's okay.' I nodded and wiped my face with the back of my hand. 'He sucks.' I nodded again. 'I'll write you an epilogue,' Gus said. That made me cry harder. 'I will,' he said. 'I will. Better than any sh*t that drunk could write. His brain is Swiss cheese. He doesn't even remember writing the book. I can write ten times the story that guy can. There will be blood and guts and sacrifice. An Imperial Affliction meets The Prince of Dawn. You'll love it.' I kept nodding, faking a smile, and then he hugged me, his strong arms pulling me into his muscular chest, and I sogged up his polo shirt a little but then recovered enough to speak. ~ John Green
Swiss Cheese quotes by John Green
Hard-bitten had a double meaning: bitten hard by life, like her, or clamping meanly down on other people. But, as though belying his thoughts, she said, "I hope your days are good."
"If only. My eyes, you know, are like Swiss cheese, the doctor says. I see through the holes. ~ Edward Hoagland
Swiss Cheese quotes by Edward Hoagland
The most appealing thing to me about food is combining and layering flavors, tastes, and textures. So the perfect sandwich has to be toasted. It has to have Emmenthal Swiss cheese and a combination of sweet and savory - some cranberry or fig thing happening - with different kinds of meats like Black Forest ham and roast beef. ~ Kyle MacLachlan
Swiss Cheese quotes by Kyle MacLachlan
With no sense of smell, your memories dropped like pennies out of a ripped pocket, until the past was ashes and your parents were blanks: nothing more than the holes in Swiss cheese. ~ Ilsa Bick
Swiss Cheese quotes by Ilsa Bick
They shot me. (Talon) No, bud. They turned you into Swiss cheese. (Nick) ~ Sherrilyn Kenyon
Swiss Cheese quotes by Sherrilyn Kenyon
You women have more holes than swiss cheese. ~ Charles Bukowski
Swiss Cheese quotes by Charles Bukowski
I have said that the sanction regime is like Swiss cheese - that meant that they weren't very effective. ~ George W. Bush
Swiss Cheese quotes by George W. Bush
My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks. ~ Joan Rivers
Swiss Cheese quotes by Joan Rivers
Evolution is a theory with more holes than a Dutch dam of swiss cheese. ~ Eoin Colfer
Swiss Cheese quotes by Eoin Colfer
It's actually totally badass to go from your twenties to your thirties. There are so many awesome things that happen to you! Like deeply bonding with your yoga pants, developing a burning passion for expensive cheese, having real, actual orgasms (!), not giving two shits what other people think, figuring out the things you actually like to spend time and money doing, and embracing giant underwear. ~ Ingrid Reinke
Swiss Cheese quotes by Ingrid Reinke
Wine and cheese are ageless companions, like aspirin and aches, or June and moon, or good people and noble ventures. ~ M.F.K. Fisher
Swiss Cheese quotes by M.F.K. Fisher
Make scented geranium cream-Leaves steamed in cream, cream cheese and sugar. When cool-Eat with berries or poached peaches. ~ Sara Midda
Swiss Cheese quotes by Sara Midda
Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese. ~ Gene Perret
Swiss Cheese quotes by Gene Perret
I took a cookery course. On the examination, I had to cook a cheese omelet with peas and an egg custard. With the egg custard, which was supposed to be a dessert, I forget to put the sugar in, so that's more of a quiche, isn't it? ~ Lesley Nicol
Swiss Cheese quotes by Lesley Nicol
Okay, so this had all the makings of a cluster fuck, but there was a Dairy Queen Oreo Cheese-Quake Blizzard waiting for me somewhere. ~ Janet Evanovich
Swiss Cheese quotes by Janet Evanovich
Actors are like Swiss Army knives - we're ready to use any lever at any moment. But I learned long ago that, unfortunately, this industry only sees the one thing sticking out that they know us from, and that's the only thing they can imagine. ~ Allison Williams
Swiss Cheese quotes by Allison Williams
Believe it or not, my best meal is to go to the store and buy a DiGiorno pizza, come home, add some fresh Parmesan cheese, and just hang with my family! ~ Cheyenne Jackson
Swiss Cheese quotes by Cheyenne Jackson
I cut the cheese, and I cut the cheese. It's stinky and tasty. ~ Jarod Kintz
Swiss Cheese quotes by Jarod Kintz
The anger of the weak never goes away, Professor, it just gets a little moldy. It molds like a beautiful blue cheese in the dark, growing stronger, and more interesting. The poor and the weak die with all their anger intact and probably those angers go on growing in the dark of the grave like the hair and the nails. ~ Marge Piercy
Swiss Cheese quotes by Marge Piercy
The next day, a dead turtle was left on my doorstep as a warning. I couldn't figure out as a warning for what, and I guess whoever was watching me picked up on that, because the next morning there was another dead turtle, but this one had several sheets of paper glued to it's back leg. The pieces of paper contained a long footnoted explanation of all the symbolism involved. It didn't make a lot of sense to me. The turtle was the "turtle of inquisitiveness" and the cheese smeared on it's shell meant something, and the little cowboy boots on its feet meant something. Everything about this animal meant something apparently to whoever sent it. I still didn't get what it was all about. The next morning there was no turtle. Somebody just shot at me from the bushes. ~ John Swartzwelder
Swiss Cheese quotes by John Swartzwelder
What brings me the most joy is stories about progressive thinking. When a mother or father accepts their child for whoever they are ... when goodness prevails ... blah blah blah. I'm a cheese ball. ~ Jinkx Monsoon
Swiss Cheese quotes by Jinkx Monsoon
I eat mostly organic, but I love macaroni and cheese, Mexican food, and egg-and-cheese croissants. So when I indulge, I eat protein and veggies for the rest of the day. It really is all about moderation and balance. ~ Marisa Miller
Swiss Cheese quotes by Marisa Miller
Yeah, I made it. It sneaks up on you. You're some schmuck and you wake up one day and you go, Good God, I'm the cheese. ~ William H. Macy
Swiss Cheese quotes by William H. Macy
prepackaged slices or the Supermarket swiss (which has the texture but no where near the flavor, of rubber gloves) ~ Robert Farrar Capon
Swiss Cheese quotes by Robert Farrar Capon
Mysteriously, almost unaccountably, my family had ended up in the trees, sort of like the Swiss Family Robinson. ~ Richard Preston
Swiss Cheese quotes by Richard Preston
I set my words carefully upon the page; they have taken time to prove, to ripen and mature.
I look and listen to their cadence, shape and syllables.
Like bread and cheese and wine, I lay them out for you ~ Liz Minister
Swiss Cheese quotes by Liz Minister
The only cheese I have in the apartment is a wedge of Brie in the refrigerator and before leaving I place the entire slice--it's a really big rat--along with a sun-dried tomato and a sprinkling of dill, delicately on the trap, setting it. ~ Bret Easton Ellis
Swiss Cheese quotes by Bret Easton Ellis
Trimming your dogs nails is a traumatic event that requires three people, a beach towel, and a can of spray cheese. ~ Allie Brosh
Swiss Cheese quotes by Allie Brosh
We need to a new word to describe Swiss happiness. ~ Eric Weiner
Swiss Cheese quotes by Eric Weiner
The actual, original 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,' I have vague memories of because I was pretty small, but I loved, loved, loved it. I have only those weird, visceral little-kid memories: I remember the extreme flat, two dimensional green that was their skin or the weird pizza with no sauce - it was just like yellow, drippy cheese. ~ Mae Whitman
Swiss Cheese quotes by Mae Whitman
Thus, after finishing high school, I started with high expectations and enthusiasm to study chemistry at the famous Swiss Federal Institute of Technology in Zurich. ~ Richard Ernst
Swiss Cheese quotes by Richard Ernst
Ah, Mastery of the Five Elements!" "Is that the one we want?" I asked. "No, but a good one. How to tame the five essential elements of the universe - earth, air, water, fire, and cheese!" "Cheese? ~ Rick Riordan
Swiss Cheese quotes by Rick Riordan
Fame: a million rats fighting over the same piece of cheese. ~ Marty Rubin
Swiss Cheese quotes by Marty Rubin
He stops his conversation with Grom and leans over to kiss my forehead. "How do you feel?"
"Hungry."
Rachel sets a plate full of eggs, jalapenos, bacon, cheese, and a bunch of other ingredients that a less-famished person might care about. I don't even blow on it before I spoon it into my mouth. As soon as I do, of course, Grom says, "Good morning, Emma."
I nod politely. "Goo monig," I tell him around my good.
Galen winks at me, then takes a bite of his own breakfast, which looks like a crab cake the size of his face. Also, it smells like dirty socks and sauerkraut. ~ Anna Banks
Swiss Cheese quotes by Anna Banks
She'd heard my theory on funnel cake and celery stalker men before. Most men were either like funnel cake: delicious and interesting, but who at the end of the day just aren't good for the heart or complexion. Or they were celery: a sensible, healthy choice that didn't really bring much to the table but an occasional crunch. If you OD on celery, you end up bingeing on cake behind closed doors.

Funnel cake, while warm and delicious, is difficult to make. But you go there because you long for it like the double-twist stomach-dropping roller coaster as soon as you arrive at the amusement park. Wet ribbons of batter crackle and pop until golden and crisp, yielding in the center. The steamy swirls of tender yellow dough absorb confectioners' sugar like pores. When the luxurious fat melts on your tongue, you exhale. You've got sticky batter, dribbling down spouts, leaving rings on your clean countertops, splattering oil growing darker and beginning to smoke. Layers of paper towels and oil-draining weapons clutter your space. With funnel cake, you've got steps to follow. Procedures. Rules.

No one makes rules about celery. It's always around for the snacking. You choose it when you're dieting or trying not to consume too many wings over football. Come to think of it, you don't even bother eating it when you diet. Instead it's a conduit for blue cheese. You use it to make stocks and stuffing. It becomes filler, pantry almost. ~ Stephanie Klein
Swiss Cheese quotes by Stephanie Klein
Heaven would be a comfortable chair, a library, Diet Coke, and an occasional cheese pizza. Sex once in a while. No talking. ~ Drew Stirling ~ Jayden Hunter
Swiss Cheese quotes by Jayden Hunter
One of these days, I was going to find out what kind of soap he used so I could put it through a cheese grater and snort it like it was coke. Someday, my body would be found in a dirty alley somewhere, OD'd on the stuff. ~ T. Torrest
Swiss Cheese quotes by T. Torrest
I put Algernon's body in a cheese box and buried him in the backyard. I cried. ~ Daniel Keyes
Swiss Cheese quotes by Daniel Keyes
Life is great. Cheese makes it better. ~ Avery Aames
Swiss Cheese quotes by Avery Aames
You needn't worry. I don't think you have aged enough for me to partake of you. Blood, women, wine, and cheese all get better with the passage of time. You are not quite ripe.
Lane DeLuca ~ Wynter Wilkins
Swiss Cheese quotes by Wynter Wilkins
With iPad publishing, you can try new things, experiment, and even launch new magazines without the massive risk normally associated with print publishing. The future is digital, so there will be a digital version of everything we do going forward. There has to be. The cheese has been moved. ~ Scott Kelby
Swiss Cheese quotes by Scott Kelby
Revolutionaries don't get job security. ~ Ruby Dee
Swiss Cheese quotes by Ruby Dee
I think we're all bugs and mice, and are only different expressions of an all-inclusive cheese. ~ Charles Fort
Swiss Cheese quotes by Charles Fort
Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese. ~ Billie Burke
Swiss Cheese quotes by Billie Burke
I've downed two shots and a tumbler of whiskey by the time Racer and Tucker show up. The House of Reardon, our go-to bar, isn't very far from where we all live, kind of in the middle, but given my race to get some alcohol into my system, I'm a few drinks in already.

"I brought reinforcements," Racer says as he tosses a box of Swiss Rolls in front of me. I can always count on Racer to bring Little Debbie snacks, our sacred lover. "Your text made it seem like you needed to suckle at Debbie's teet tonight."

"I do." I rip open the box, tear open a wrapper, and pop an entire roll in my mouth in seconds.

"I guess so," Racer says, a little astonished.

"Tucker close?"

"Right here," Tucker says, pulling up a chair next to me at the bar. He pats my shoulder and tosses a box of Zebra Cakes in front of me. My boys know me well.

"Zebra Cakes? Dude, I brought Swiss Rolls. Zebra Cakes are piss when it comes to times like this."

"It's all I had left. Emma's been eating all my Nutty Bars."

"Why even buy Zebra Cakes? You know that frosting turns into a paste."

From the corner of my eye, I see Tucker run his hand over his face. "Emma got them. When she shops, she literally doesn't consider which ones she buys; it's just a sweep of her arm over the shelf. Can't complain about that."

"I guess you can't. ~ Meghan Quinn
Swiss Cheese quotes by Meghan Quinn
Bring wine," she hissed into the phone. "And Matthew's pizza. Those lima beans with feta cheese from Mezze. Sopa-pillas from Golden West. Hurry! ~ Laura Lippman
Swiss Cheese quotes by Laura Lippman
Get out of here, and do your little life, but remember I'm watching you, Raymond Hessel, and I'd rather kill you than see you working a shit job for just enough money to buy cheese and watch television. ~ Chuck Palahniuk
Swiss Cheese quotes by Chuck Palahniuk
Swiss chard is undervalued in Britain. It's a great substitute for spinach and keeps its shape well. ~ Yotam Ottolenghi
Swiss Cheese quotes by Yotam Ottolenghi
When we pull back into the castle courtyard, James is waiting. And he does not look happy. Actually he looks like a blond Hulk . . . right before he goes smash. Sarah sees it too.

"He's miffed."

"Yep."

We get out of the car and she turns so fast there's a breeze. "I should go find Penny. 'Bye."

I call after her. "Chicken!"

She just waves her hand over her shoulder.

Slowly, I approach him. Like an explorer, deep in the jungles of the Amazon, making first contact with a tribe that has never seen the outside world. And I hold out my peace offering.

It's a Mega Pounder with cheese.

"I got you a burger."

James snatches it from my hand angrily. But . . . he doesn't throw it away.

He turns to one of the men behind him. "Mick, bring it here."

Mick - a big, truck-size bloke - brings him a brown paper bag. And James's cold blue eyes turn back to me.

"After speaking with your former security team, I had an audience with Her Majesty the Queen last year when you were named heir. Given your history of slipping your detail, I asked her permission to ensure your safety by any means necessary, including this."

He reaches into the bag and pulls out a children's leash - the type you see on ankle-biters at amusement parks, with a deranged-looking monkey sticking its head out of a backpack, his mouth wide and gaping, like he's about to eat whoever's wearin ~ Emma Chase
Swiss Cheese quotes by Emma Chase
How's yours?" inquires Marv soon after. "Or more to the point, what is it?"
"Eggs and cheese and something."
"Do you even like eggs?"
"No."
"Then why'd you get it?"
"Well, it didn't look like eggs when it was on that other guy's plate."
"Fair enough. You want some of mine? ~ Markus Zusak
Swiss Cheese quotes by Markus Zusak
I have wished to see chemistry applied to domestic objects, to malting, for instance, brewing, making cider, to fermentation and distillation generally, to the making of bread, butter, cheese, soap, to the incubation of eggs, &c. ~ Thomas Jefferson
Swiss Cheese quotes by Thomas Jefferson
With people in corsets you need, an hour and a half in you have to give somebody something, you have to have those trays with a little bit of fruit going around or something because you get that blood sugar [dropping] thing, so it's curious because that's in your mind at the same time as you're about to say, 'I think it's about the humanity and the depth of feeling and we need to feel [Cinderella] soul expand and by the way, more cheese for the people in the back.' ~ Kenneth Branagh
Swiss Cheese quotes by Kenneth Branagh
Frances was not only grieving her sister's loss, but also striving to reconcile in her mind the tragedy with the idea of a loving God. Restless and aching, Frances climbed mountains in the Swiss Alps, where their hotel had a view of beautiful Mount Rigi. ~ Nancy Carpentier Brown
Swiss Cheese quotes by Nancy Carpentier Brown
The Swiss are a neat and an industrious people, none of whom is under seventy-five years of age. ~ Dorothy Parker
Swiss Cheese quotes by Dorothy Parker
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