Summer Facebook Status Quotes

I joined Facebook in the summer of 2008 - before that I was at Mozilla. ~ Mike Schroepfer

Sometimes I'll write a tweet that I'll just be like, 'Why do I have to say this to all of these people?' It's like writing a Facebook status: it's the same. I view tweeting as like writing a Facebook status. Remember when we used to write statuses? ~ Ansel Elgort

The summer night is like a perfection of thought. ~ Wallace Stevens

Every time somebody on Facebook changes their status to engaged or married, I panic. I'm convinced Facebook was invented to make single people feel bad about their lives. ~ Meg Jay

In summer, the song sings itself. ~ William Carlos Williams

Those who cannot win trophies and medals, they create status symbols for themselves. ~ Amit Kalantri

Still invulnerable,' He calmly reminded the guy, as if updating his Facebook status. ~ Elizabeth Gannon

You don't have to like me, I'm not a Facebook status. ~ Wiz Khalifa

If a June night could talk, it would probably boast it invented romance. ~ Bernard Williams

Who doesn't want to shoot for 'Vogue?' I remember updating my Facebook status to say 'Doing 'Vogue' today', it was so exciting. I thought it would be really intimidating, and I don't like photoshoots, but that was the most relaxed one I've done. ~ Kaya Scodelario

Summer will end soon enough, and childhood as well. ~ George R R Martin

I don't do Facebook. ~ Jason Medina

Facebook mistreats its users. Facebook is not your friend; it is a surveillance engine. For instance, if you browse the Web and you see a 'like' button in some page or some other site that has been displayed from Facebook. Therefore, Facebook knows that your machine visited that page. ~ Richard Stallman

Summer has always been good to me, even the bittersweet end, with the slant of yellow light. ~ Paul Monette

An Australian study entitled 'Who Uses Facebook?' found a significant correlation between the use of Facebook and narcissism. 'Facebook users have higher levels of total narcissism, exhibitionism, and leadership than Facebook nonusers', the study reported. 'In fact, it could be argued that Facebook specifically gratifies the narcissistic individual's need to engage in self-promoting and superficial behaviour. ~ Tim Chester

I haven't sworn off Facebook. I'm on Facebook. There's a fan page on Facebook that I will update, but I'm on there myself under a pseudonym, because there were a lot of people able to private-message me on Facebook, and it was getting really weird. ~ Patton Oswalt

There's a new Facebook app that will post a final status update for you after you die. That's ridiculous. I don't need someone to change my status when I die. I need them to water my Farmville crops. ~ Jimmy Fallon

I confess ... if I typo a Facebook post I will edit it. I know it's only Facebook but it's an editing sickness. ~ Michelle M. Pillow

A Facebook status is annoying if it primarily serves the author and does nothing positive for anyone reading it. ~ Tim Urban

Just because you've read someone's Facebook status doesn't mean you're truly in touch with that person. ~ George Wallace

You're actin' like a girl, wanting to add me on Facebook and change your relationship status, ~ L.A. Casey

People who are not on Facebook are face to face. ~ Amit Abraham

If you really care about Facebook likes, don't just post your stuff to Twitter and then rely on it being republished automatically to Facebook. In my sample size of one, Facebook penalizes you significantly for that and shows that content to far fewer people. ~ Michael Arrington

Love is to the heart what the summer is to the farmer's year. It brings to harvest all the loveliest flowers of the soul. ~ Billy Graham

If there's a danger at Facebook, it's the assumption that Facebook has us all locked in and we aren't going to go elsewhere. ~ Robert Scoble

Earthly families all look different. And while we do the best we can to create strong traditional families, membership in the family of God is not contingent upon any kind of status - marital status, parental status, financial status, social status, or even the kind of status we post on social media. ... ~ Carole M. Stephens

As a Facebook summer intern once told me, In my school's computer science department, there are more Daves than girls. ~ Sheryl Sandberg

I never go on Facebook! I like, haven't confirmed anybody to be my friend on Facebook. I have lots of friends; I'm just really bad at Facebook. ~ Hope Solo

Why do people deserve a penny when they update their Facebook status? Because they'll spend some of it on you. ~ Jaron Lanier

It was June, and the world smelled of roses. The sunshine was like powdered gold over the grassy hillside. ~ Maud Hart Lovelace

I am on Facebook, but mainly as a way to spy on my children. I find out more about them from their Facebook pages than from what they tell me. ~ Salman Rushdie

As far as I'm concerned, Twitter has wiped out Facebook. I'm done with Facebook. ~ Kevin O'Leary

Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people" ~ Andy Borowitz

Because while we all Facebook stalk, protocol is to not admit it. I might know, from status update, that a potential best friend swims laps every mornings, but it'd be creep to say "Don't worry about eating that doughnut, you deserve it after all those calories you burn!" Instead, I check out her profile and she reviews mine, but then we meet and pretend to know nothing. ~ Rachel Bertsche

It won't be long before the Facebook generation will be rejected by the non-Facebook people who will be rejected by the post-Facebook people. Everyone will be on their own planet. ~ Sigourney Weaver

I keep track of my blog stats, Facebook subs, my Amazon rank, Twitter followers, Facebook likes per posts, my chess ranking. I get stressed when they all don't go up. ~ James Altucher

Even though the place looked like Kansas, I didn´t need to tell Toto that my Facebook Places status wasnñt anywhere on the planet Earth, much less Kansas. ~ John Corwin

It amazes me that we are all on Twitter and Facebook. By "we" I mean adults. We're adults, right? But emotionally we're a culture of seven-year-olds. Have you ever had that moment when are you updating your status and you realize that every status update is just a variation on a single request: "Would someone please acknowledge me? ~ Marc Maron

The hours Facebook users put into their profiles and lists and updates is the labor that Facebook then sells to the market researchers and advertisers it serves. ~ Douglas Rushkoff

Everyone is on Facebook. It is very rare that I can't find a startup. Out of the 72 Y Combinator startups, almost all of them were on Facebook. ~ Robert Scoble

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. ~ Mark Zuckerberg

Were they dating? Sort of. Exclusive? Not as far as she knew ... Discovering new feelings was one thing. Actually changing your Facebook status? That was real.
Savannah ~ Katy Regnery

If I see what you're up to on Facebook but I don't see your updates on Flickr, I'll still care about Facebook. ~ Max Levchin

I'm on the Facebook board now. Little did they know that I thought Facebook was really stupid when I first heard about it back in 2005. ~ Reed Hastings

Things like Facebook have made you feel as though you're connected to everybody. You've got a thousand friends on Facebook, but you don't actually talk to anybody. You're not close to anybody. ~ Jason Reitman

do not expect high CTRs on Facebook. Unlike Google, where the average CTR is 1%, on Facebook you can expect CTRs of 0.1%, as on Facebook ads are displayed and not searched for. ~ Gabriela Taylor

I think Facebook's dangerous. So many people I know get into trouble with Facebook ... I'd rather just pick up the phone. Or Skype. ~ Zara Phillips

I wonder if – as I tumble towards the waves – I'll have time to get the iPhone out, hit Facebook and change my status to 'Dead'. ~ Iain Banks

What's the third largest nation in the world after China and India? It's the Facebook nation - 430 million people on Facebook. ~ James G. Stavridis

The true end users of Facebook are the marketers who want to reach and influence us. They are Facebook's paying customers; we are the product. And we are its workers. The countless hours that we - and the young, particularly - spend on our profiles are the unpaid labor on which Facebook justifies its stock valuation. ~ Douglas Rushkoff

To a man with an internet connection, every thought and every movement sounds like a tweet or status update. ~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I won't sell any Facebook shares as long as I'm on the board. When I leave, all my Facebook shares will be donated to two or three D.C. education-related charities I've supported over the years. Thus, a small portion of Facebook's success will be shared with low income students in Washington. ~ Donald E. Graham

I've never had a MySpace or a Facebook page. I avoid that entirely. ~ Haley Joel Osment

Facebook is a place where you can read everything except faces. ~ Amit Abraham

Facebook gives people an illusory sense of being LIKED. ~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Now friendships depend on and are subject to the Facebook's privacy policy ~ Sunil Raina

Cohler advertised for summer interns, then sometimes told promising applicants when they came for an interview that Thefacebook was only hiring full-timers. ~ David Kirkpatrick

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status ~ Laurence J. Peter

But thy eternal summer shall not fade. ~ William Shakespeare

As a Facebook user, do I have control of the data Facebook keeps about me? Concretely: can I examine and modify that data using tools of my choosing which are built for my needs? ~ Eric S. Raymond

I'm not interested in preserving the status quo; I want to overthrow it. ~ Niccolo Machiavelli

You're Facebook friends with Tiny?" "Yes. He request-friended me," Mom says, epically failing to speak Facebook. ~ John Green

What do women want?" Sigmund Freud cried. Books and cats are a good start. ~ Carole Nelson Douglas

Companies with aspirations to be larger publishers - Kabam, Kixeye, even Zynga - are moving aggressively off the Facebook platform to mobile and the open Web. Publishers aren't convinced that the costs of being on Facebook are worth it. ~ Mitch Lasky

I make sure to use both Twitter and Facebook a lot which helps me connect to the fans. ~ Avicii

Social media is its own sort of thing: Twitter and Facebook have changed the way everyone perceives everything. ~ Steve Kazee

You cannot let anyone know what you are."
"Gee. Really? I was thinking about updating my Facebook to halfling status."
He cocked his blondish-white head to the side. "You don't have a Facebook, Ivy."
I sighed.
Tink continued, because of course. "I looked for you. Wanted to add you as my friend so I could poke you, and I know people don't poke anymore, but I think poking is a great way to express how one - ~ Jennifer L. Armentrout

You don't have to announce on Facebook when you're taking a Facebook break. There's nobody you need to apply for leave to, and nobody really cares that much for you. ~ Nitya Prakash

We started off as this platform inside Facebook; and we were pretty clear from the beginning that that wasn't where it was going to end up. A lot of people saw it and asked, 'Why is Facebook trying to get all these applications inside Facebook when the web is clearly the platform?' And we actually agreed with that. ~ Mark Zuckerberg

When we founded Facebook, we put a lot of hours into it and worked hard every day. 'The Social Network' painted this picture that we were partying all the time, when really we only attended 2 or 3 parties during Facebook's first year. ~ Dustin Moskovitz

If there is a Like button in a page, Facebook knows who visited that page. And it can get IP address of the computer visiting the page even if the person is not a Facebook user. ~ Richard Stallman

It will always be a battle a day between those who want maximum change and those who want to maintain the status quo. ~ Gerry Adams

Once everyone is connected to everyone and everything else, nothing matters anymore. If everyone in the world is your Facebook friend, then why have any Facebook friends at all? We're back where we started. The ultimate complexity is just another entropy. ~ Douglas Rushkoff

I wrote 'The Facebook Era' because I felt like it needed to be written, and I was one of the people who might be qualified to do so. Specifically, my background is that I developed the first business application on Facebook. ~ Clara Shih

I don't care for moon to be on my side, I already have his Master. ~ Jawwad Zafar

One of the companies that we've invested in is called Facebook. In only two years, between 2009 and 2011, the information exchanged between people increased 28 times. And that cannot be explained by new people joining Facebook. ~ Yuri Milner

My phone dings and before I can pick it up, it dings several more times. I catch sly grins and snickers in my direction from my 'friends' and I just know that this can not be good. I check my phone to find that there's several updates on Facebook. Oh, no.

[Bradley Patrick is marrier to Colleen Frasier Patrick)]

[Bradely Patrick likes Colleen Frasier Patrick's status]

My eyes grown wide and I see that all of my 'friends' like my status. But I haven't been on Facebook since we left Boston. What the fuck? And why has my name changed!

[Colleen Frasier Patrick is having lunch with 'the hubs' Bradley Patrick]

Who hacked my Facebook account? I glare around at each of them. I can't tell who did it. They all look guilty. I try to log into my account, but the password has been changed. Who changed my password? I know I'm screaming but I can't stop myself. They all burst out laughing. ~ J.C. Emery

I'm a harsh critic of the status quo. ~ Andrew Cuomo

Sometimes people think you're smart if you question the status quo, if nothing else. ~ Craig Ferguson

With Facebook and Twitter, we're all our own little publicists in a way. ~ Jess Walter

Facebook people are finding me that I don't really know. People poke you on Facebook. I'm like, 'Why? Why are you poking me?' ~ Bridget Kelly

Recently thought of deleting my Facebook account and start using twitter, but realized it's not easy. Facebook has become like the boyfriend I no longer like but scared to dump because I've invested so much time in the relationship. ~ Manasa Rao

Lu Googles "Jonnie Forke" - nothing. Literally, nothing, which is bizarrely impressive. She plugs "Jonnie Forke" in Facebook, finds an entry for Juanita Forke. Graduated Centennial High School. No overlap with Drysdale there. Relationship status, single. She has only seventy-four friends, so she's one of those people who actually uses Facebook for friends, yet doesn't think to opt for the highest-security settings. To be fair, the site changes its privacy policy so often, some well-intentioned people don't realize their fences are down. Lu ~ Laura Lippman

You think Facebook was created by some asshole at Harvard? That asshole is on the government payroll. ~ Amy Kinzer

Whoever has an original thing to say, it is sort of a threat to the status quo. ~ Steve Lacy

Facebook's the real deal. Nobody can buy Facebook now. Everybody has taken an angle at it. But Facebook may be the place that organizes everybody's personal information. It's got a very good chance of being that. ~ Barry Diller

Summer was here again. Summer, summer, summer. I loved and hated summers. Summers had a logic all their own and they always brought something out in me. Summer was supposed to be about freedom and youth and no school and possibilities and adventure and exploration. Summer was a book of hope. That's why I loved and hated summers. Because they made me want to believe. ~ Benjamin Alire Saenz

It's not that MySpace lost and Facebook won. It's that MySpace won first, and Facebook won next. They'll go down in the same order. ~ Douglas Rushkoff

Anger is about status injury. ~ Martha C. Nussbaum

Relief washed over me like that first air-conditioned breeze on a hot summer day. ~ Rachel Vincent

Facebook refuses to let Google index or display content from its site. Facebook has partnered with Bing to make its results more social. Is Facebook acting to leverage its dominance in social towards a dominance in search? ~ Marvin Ammori

Facebook didn't know how successful Zynga would be. ~ Yuri Milner

Faith in God's revelation has nothing to do with an ideology which glorifies the status quo. ~ Karl Barth

Bees do have a smell, you know, and if they don't they should, for their feet are dusted with spices from a million flowers. ~ Ray Bradbury

Most of the press is in league with government, or with the status quo. ~ Harold Pinter

Now is the winter of our discontent. ~ William Shakespeare

I'm going to go after what I want.", Summer Jones in Loving Summer by Kailin Gow ~ Kailin Gow

These days, tales of what Facebook did with its users during the singularity are commonly used to scare naughty children in Wales. ~ Cory Doctorow

Unfriend people who do not post to Facebook or engage with anyone else. You'll find your posts start getting reach they never did before. Why? Facebook only releases your posts to a few people at first and watches what they do with it. ~ Robert Scoble

The younger generation has embraced Twitter and Facebook massively, and they spend most of their time on there. So if I want to reach new fans or keep in touch with my current, I try to use Twitter and Facebook as much as possible. ~ Armin Van Buuren