Suitable For Funeral Notices Quotes

I can be normal by myself; no one notices me. ~ Lindsey Vonn

Physiologically less violent and psychologically more suitable to a concrete type of mind. ~ Muhammad Iqbal

Nobody notices it when your zipper is up, but everyone notices when it's down. ~ Cynthia Lewis

In Italy, there are a lot of Coppolas - it's like being called Jones. No one really notices. ~ Gia Coppola

But you know what? When I die, everybody is invited to come take a selfie at my funeral. Except for my enemies. They're not invited to the funeral, period. ~ Ezra Koenig

Don't go to the funeral until the day of the funeral - live this day, ~ Valerie Harper

I see one single suitable role for my life's work: for it to be a gift to others. ~ Wojciech Kurtyka

God is coming to intersect us in our funeral processions ~ Louie Giglio

Low on his funeral couch he lies! ~ Thomas Gray

At my funeral, I want Meryl Streep crying in five different accents. ~ Joan Rivers

Life's too short for a funeral. ~ Bill Smith

Nobody notices your sorrow, your pain,
but everyone notices your mistakes. ~ Miley Cyrus

The suitable is the last thing we ever want. ~ Ellen Glasgow

Happiness, as a pursuit, is suitable only for pigs. ~ Albert Einstein

The perfect woman perpetrates literature as she perpetrates a small sin: as an experiment, in passing, glancing around to see whether anybody notices
and to make sure that somebody notices. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

The first thing one notices about Jill Abramson is her short stature. The second is her intensity. ~ Gail Sheehy

He actually listened, rather than pretending to listen while waiting a suitable interval before it was his time to talk again ... ~ Laini Taylor

Artists take on an alias that's suitable for their style of music. Everyone had a nickname when they were younger. ~ Tinie Tempah

Consistency is only suitable for ridicule. ~ Moliere

Conduct your triumph as a funeral. ~ Laozi

It's about waking up. A child wakes up over and over again, and notices that she's living. She dreams along, loving the exuberant life
of the senses, in love with beauty and power, oblivious to herself
and then suddenly, bingo, she wakes up and feels herself alive. She notices her own awareness. And she notices that she is set down here, mysteriously, in a going world.
~ Annie Dillard

It's funny, Lorraine said now, as the scene appeared in front of them. You always wonder about your funeral. How big? Who'll show up? In the end it's meaningless. You realize, once you die, that a funeral as for everyone else,not you. ~ Mitch Albom

After you died I could not hold a funeral,
And so my life became a funeral. ~ Han Kang

I never saw a dollar bill cry at anyone's funeral. ~ J. Lincoln Fenn

Hired mourners at a funeral say and do - A little more than they whose grief is true ~ Horace

I was dead, and I hadn't even been able to attend my own funeral. ~ Meg Cabot

What if I was the sexual equivalent of popcorn? Suitable for light snacking only? ~ Rachel Vincent

There still remain three studies suitable for free man. Arithmetic is one of them. ~ Plato

Is any man afraid of change? Why what can take place without change? What then is more pleasing or more suitable to the universal nature? ~ Marcus Aurelius

Funeral by funeral, theory advances. ~ Paul Samuelson

Then she wanted to know more about the funeral, but I didn't know what else to report, I had already said everything about Wertheimer's funeral, more or less everything. Was it a Jewish funeral, the innkeeper wanted to know. I said, no, no Jewish funeral, he was buried the fastest way possible, I said, everything went so fast I almost missed it. The ~ Thomas Bernhard

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. ~ Mark Twain

The purpose of a funeral service is to comfort the living. It is important at a funeral to display excessive grief. This will show others how kind-hearted and loving you are and their improved opinion of you will be very comforting. ~ P. J. O'Rourke

In a suitable temperature, an egg becomes a chicken, and there are no chickens born of stones. ~ Mao Zedong

Fortune is beastly - it is only suitable for cows and businessmen. ~ Irving Stone

ADDER, n. A species of snake. So called from its habit of adding funeral outlays to the other expenses of living. ~ Ambrose Bierce

Is that a birthday? 'tis, alas! too clear; 'Tis but the funeral of the former year. ~ Alexander Pope

Death is the funeral of all our sorrows. ~ David Berg

Anyway, they took her body to McBurney's Funeral Home in Motley. They'll be planting her tomorrow. ~ Peter Hedges

Why should i go to his funeral? He ain't comming to mine. ~ Daniel Nielsen

you cannot have a funeral for your mother without also having a funeral for yourself."- it's time to begin the procession. ~ Amanda Lovelace

As a neighboring funeral terrifies sick misers, and fear obliges them to have some regard for themselves; so, the disgrace of others will often deter tender minds from vice. ~ Horace

If you wish to live, you must first attend your own funeral. ~ Katherine Mansfield

An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. ~ Mary Deasy

Anything awful makes me laugh. I misbehaved once at a funeral. ~ Charles Lamb

Visit me before I die. We can enjoy one another's company. A funeral is a rather one-sided affair. ~ Ralph Webster

Whenever I'm not writing, time trudges forward with the maddening, mortifying, miserable, morose, moribund pace of a funeral procession. ~ Cat Winters

The funeral business is so manipulative emotionally. I would want to be thrown into the sea or burned - something that's not a big hassle. ~ Bjork

I've always said I would want to be a funeral director if I wasn't an actor. ~ Torrey DeVitto

A wedding is like a funeral, but with musicians. ~ Patrick Dempsey

It's so much more romantic to end a story up with a funeral than a wedding. ~ L.M. Montgomery

NOMINATE, v. To designate for the heaviest political assessment. To put forward a suitable person to incur the mudgobbling and deadcatting of the opposition. ~ Ambrose Bierce

The wing structure of the hornet, in relation to its weight, is not suitable for flight, but he does not know this and flies anyway. ~ Albert Einstein

You are thirty minutes late."
"Yes."
"Would you be thirty minutes late to a wedding or a funeral?"
"No."
"Why not, pray tell?"
"Well, if the funeral was mine I'd have to be on time. If the wedding was mine it would be my funeral. ~ Charles Bukowski

My mother wanted me to be friends only with children she considered socially suitable. ~ Brigitte Bardot

I've had some really big hits with 'Groundhog Day' and 'Michael,' 'Multiplicity,' 'Four Weddings and a Funeral.' ~ Andie MacDowell

How unfortunate it is to be constrained by what people might say at our funeral or on our gravestone. ~ Lawrence Fagg

I'm telling you, Augustus Waters talked so much that he'd interrupt you at his own funeral. ~ John Green

Let no one pay me honor with tears, nor celebrate my funeral rites with weeping. ~ Quintus Ennius

Still, somewhere in the depths of ourselves we all harbor an ashamed, unsatisfied melancholy that quietly awaits a funeral. ~ Jean-Paul Sartre

As I'm lying there at my funeral I would hope to hear somebody say, Look, he's still moving! ~ Peter Costello

Not every difficult and dangerous thing is suitable for training, but only that which is conducive to success in achieving the object of our effort. ~ Epictetus

An object painted upside down is suitable for painting because it is unsuitable as an object. ~ Georg Baselitz

To hear how much of a great human being you were - even if you really weren't - open your ears at your funeral. ~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

An obituary should be an exercise in contemporary history, not a funeral oration. ~ Peter Utley

Beware of bartering the Word of God for a more suitable conception of your own. ~ Oswald Chambers

I expect my immortality will last about six seconds after my funeral. ~ Donald Hall

Wouldst thou find my ashes? Look
In the pages of my book;
And as these thy hand doth turn,
Know here is my funeral urn. ~ Adelaide Crapsey

I wear all black to remind you not to mess with me because I'm already dressed for your funeral. ~ Moosa Rahat

Life is but a story told at one's funeral ~ Charles Slamowitz

Well," Waxillium said. "Perhaps I should begin by asking after your health."
"Perhaps you should," Steris replied.
"Er. Yes. How's your health?"
"Suitable."
"So is Waxillium," Wayne added.
They all turned to him.
"You know," he said. "He's wearing a suit, and all. Suitable. Ahem. Is that mahogany? ~ Brandon Sanderson

Christ never preached any funeral sermons. ~ Dwight L. Moody

wasn't no bit of me willing to ride shotgun to my own funeral. ~ J.D. Jordan

That afternoon my mother had brought me the roses.
"Save them for my funeral," I'd said. ~ Sylvia Plath

[That] my body be buried as cheaply as possible and no speeches be permitted at my funeral. ~ Charles Bradlaugh

I'm fairly confident that if I died tomorrow, Don would find a way to preserve me until the season was over and he had time for a nice funeral. ~ Don Shula

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain ~ Michael J. McManus

My biggest blast-off hit was 'You Raise Me Up.' If you ever have a wedding or a funeral, it's a good pick. ~ Josh Groban

I always take photographs when I attend a funeral. Most people there know who I am and expect me to be there with my camera. ~ Martin Parr

The saddest face I ever saw on Martin Luther King was at the funeral of the four little girls slain in Birmingham, Alabama. ~ James A. Forbes

The man who is too set to change is dead already. The funeral is a mere detail. ~ Henry Ford

I got asked by a freelance journalist to jump in front of Princess Diana's funeral. How pathetic is that? That would have been the stupidest thing on the planet. ~ Mark Roberts

A solemn funeral is inconceivable to the Chinese mind. ~ Lin Yutang

The present is the funeral of the past, And man the living sepulchre of life. ~ John Clare

I hunted all through the four Gospels trying to find one of Christ's funeral sermons, but I couldn't find any. I found He broke up every funeral He ever attended! Death couldn't exist where He was. ~ Dwight L. Moody

I'm also very much aware that it is you who brought democracy to Chile, you set up a constitution suitable for democracy, you put it into effect, elections were held, and then, in accordance with the result, you stepped down. ~ Margaret Thatcher

Man should ever look to his last day, and no one should be called happy before his funeral.
[Lat., Ultima semper
Expectanda dies homini est, dicique beatus
Ante obitum nemo et suprema funera debet.] ~ Ovid

1-12, twice a day, this is how we measure our lives, and yet nobody notices the redundancy, and yet nobody notices the redundancy. Time flies while you're having fun - But what happens if you're not having fun, does time have to call Uber?
-Jarod Kintz and James Lee Schmidt ~ Jarod Kintz

Some people don't attend funeral not because they don't want to but they are not emotionally strong to see anybody GO. ~ Neeraj Bhanot

This is not suitable for me"- to say this is indeed madness, it is nothing but egoism. To say 'will not suit' is an offense. ~ Dada Bhagwan

Today we know with certainty that segregation is dead. The only question remaining is how costly will be the funeral. ~ Martin Luther King, Jr.

Don't wait for a funeral to pay a compliment. You may not make it in time. ~ Harvey MacKay

A funeral is not death, any more than baptism is birth or marriage union. All three are the clumsy devices, coming now too late, now too early, by which Society would register the quick motions of man. ~ E. M. Forster

The time to hesitate is through no time to wallowin the mire Try now we can only lose and our love become a funeral pyre ~ Jim Morrison

I order that my funeral ceremonies be extremely modest, and that they take place at dawn or at the evening Ave Maria, without song or music. ~ Giuseppe Verdi

No matter how great a man is, the size of his funeral usually depends on the weather. ~ Rosemary Clooney

O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? Where, indeed. Many a badly stung survivor, faced with the aftermath of some relative's funeral, has ruefully concluded that the victory has been won hands down by a funeral establishment - in disastrously unequal battle. ~ Jessica Mitford

In no part of the world is genteel visiting founded on esteem, in the absence of suitable furniture and complete dinner-service. ~ George Eliot

He is a pandit (man of knowledge) who speaks what is suitable to the occasion, who renders loving service according to his ability, and who knows the limits of his anger. ~ Chanakya

Apparently one of the most uncertain things in the world is the funeral of a religion. ~ Mark Twain