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He told me he was used to getting what he wanted. ~ Celia Conrad
Strippers quotes by Celia Conrad
People come to New Orleans to forget themselves and party like a pagan. They gorge themselves on exotic spicy foods and five to seven course meals, taking hours to consume. They behave badly in bars and routinely encourage their willing female counterparts to flash their tits for cheap plastic beads. Beads women would never wear anywhere else but in New Orleans become triumphant symbols of one's insatiable allure. ~ Darwun St. James
Strippers quotes by Darwun St. James
You don't call them 'strippers.' They're dancers. 'Strippers' sounds cheesy and amateurish. These women are professionals." The man sipped his beer and glanced at Zoe. "And, you don't call them booger bars or strip joints, for the same reason. ~ Jackson Burnett
Strippers quotes by Jackson Burnett
Rhythm and sex go together and that's where I come from as far as the music goes. Rag Doll and Love In An Elevator are such sexual songs that you put them on & the strippers go NUTS! ~ Joe Perry
Strippers quotes by Joe Perry
Montreal was a very active jazz center until club owners started putting in strippers instead of music. Before long, there was nothing to hear. ~ Oscar Peterson
Strippers quotes by Oscar Peterson
I think we should throw money at artists, not at girls who take their clothes off because they made a bad choice in life. ~ Darnell Lamont Walker
Strippers quotes by Darnell Lamont Walker
She lives like tomorrow isn't coming and yesterday never happened. ~ Crystal Woods
Strippers quotes by Crystal Woods
Polls? Nah ... they're for strippers and cross country skiers. ~ Sarah Palin
Strippers quotes by Sarah Palin
What's funny is that male strippers don't wear thongs anymore. They wear flat backs. ~ Joe Manganiello
Strippers quotes by Joe Manganiello
The reason why we're strippers, is invariably more boring, more grounded in nonexistential needs like money - and pragmatic concerns, like money. ~ Ruth Fowler
Strippers quotes by Ruth Fowler
But damn it, if he could be nonchalant about a woman rubbing herself against his giant erection like it was a stripper's pole, then so could she. ~ Amy Andrews
Strippers quotes by Amy Andrews
I liken kissing baby cheeks to kissing stripper boobies. They're both irresistible, but you're bound to catch something. Scientists say there's at least an 18% chance that the world's next deadly viral pandemic is brewing in the saliva stew of a chubby baby's cheeks, or a stripper's boobies, at this very moment. ~ J. Matthew Nespoli
Strippers quotes by J. Matthew Nespoli
I want to do a documentary about strippers, 'cause it's a moneymaker. ~ Method Man
Strippers quotes by Method Man
Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes. ~ Sarah Silverman
Strippers quotes by Sarah Silverman
Of course, the strippers also take pains not to appear too innocent, valorous, or bookishly inclined. (In direct opposition to the Swayze Mandate of 1987, everybody puts Baby in a goddamn corner.) ~ Diablo Cody
Strippers quotes by Diablo Cody
My night was fine too," I volunteered. "Thanks for asking. I went to a strip club and then I robbed a bank with a bunch of strippers. We didn't take much, since y'know strippers don't tend to have many pockets. ~ R.S. Grey
Strippers quotes by R.S. Grey
I said no strippers, I said, watching dumbfounded as Trenton danced around the room to Britney Spears. ~ Jamie McGuire
Strippers quotes by Jamie McGuire
You can't touch the strippers. Why are you paying to not touch someone? That is weird. How do you win in that situation? That is like walking into a deli, starving, and being like, 'Here's $300 - can I stare at the roast beef? Better yet, I'll sit down in this chair and you can mash it around my mouth and balls. ~ Chris Hardwick
Strippers quotes by Chris Hardwick
Are you gay, Cherie?
Me, No… I'm not anything… I-I mean I prefer not to indulge, I stammered.
"Really... how do you mean?"
Well love has been an elusive story, like a fairytale adults tell children but I have never known any of it to be true. In reality it reminds me of religion. I am not sure God is real either, if God is real why do so many innocents suffer?
Innocents suffer because it is their destiny to suffer.
What? What does that mean?" I'm annoyed.
God has nothing to do with it. We are born into this world to experience all that is not God-like, so we can then be inspired to reach for higher spiritual goals.
I have never thought of it that way before. If that is so then I must be preparing for sainthood. Am I to think that all of my suffering as a child has been to prepare me for greatness? ~ Darwun St. James
Strippers quotes by Darwun St. James
I am not an educated person. I didn't come up through a ballet company. I came up through burlesque. So I have a lot of inferiority feelings concerning my own lack of education, my entry into show business. I'm not a Baryshnikov. I'm not a Nureyev. I came up in vaudeville. Strippers. So I've always had these feelings. But I think they've also helped me. ~ Bob Fosse
Strippers quotes by Bob Fosse
I loved county fairs in the South. It was hard to believe that anything could be so consistently cheap and showy and vulgar year after year. each year I thought that at least one class act would force its way into a booth or sideshow, but I was always mistaken. The lure of the fair was the perfect harmony of its joyous decadence, its burned-out dishonored vulgarity, its riot of colors and smells, its jangling, tawdry music, and its wicked glimpse into the outlaw life of hucksters, tattoo parlors, monstrous freaks, and strippers. ~ Pat Conroy
Strippers quotes by Pat Conroy
Between 60 and 80 percent of strippers come from a background of sexual abuse. ~ Caitlin Moran
Strippers quotes by Caitlin Moran
Looking about to burst into laughter, he replied, You have two male dogs in a pen which is wrapped in bright pink fishnet. They look like they're strippers. They look like hookers, Nat! ~ Belle Aurora
Strippers quotes by Belle Aurora
They got ninjas working as strippers in this town or something? Well. ~ L.A. Witt
Strippers quotes by L.A. Witt
Daddy is jive talking
and showering the stripper
Mommy is sleepwalking
while changing baby's diaper ~ Casey Renee Kiser
Strippers quotes by Casey Renee Kiser
Republicans don't believe government works, and get into it to prove it will fail. Same with strippers and relationships. ~ Dana Gould
Strippers quotes by Dana Gould
Making my way out towards the forest with a fresh fox-fur cap on my head, I felt like the most stylish of male strippers as I frolicked through the snow. ~ Brent Roth
Strippers quotes by Brent Roth
What does this research tell us? It tells us that fiscally concerned strippers should eschew contraception and double up their shifts just before ovulation. ~ David Eagleman
Strippers quotes by David Eagleman
I frowned at the list. So ... I'll go back and tell the Traynors that I'm going to get their suicidal quadriplegic son drunk, spend their money on strippers and lap dancers, and then trundle him off to the Disability Olympics - ~ Jojo Moyes
Strippers quotes by Jojo Moyes
I can't eat chicken and look at strippers at the same time. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Strippers quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
Strippers. Zombies. Lesbian anti-heroes. It's all in a days work for me. ~ Cain S. Latrani
Strippers quotes by Cain S. Latrani
We're looking for stories that speak to us. We're looking for stories that connect us with something true. But, instead, a lot of the time we get strippers. All I'm saying is, when boys are writing the stories, the percentage of strippers is bound to go up. And real stories about real women kinda don't get written at all. ~ Katherine Center
Strippers quotes by Katherine Center
Around the outside of the room other beautiful women wearing little or nothing at all flitted between the infatuated, intoxicated men, sometimes luring them away for a private dance. The men would follow obediently, weighed down by lust and credit cards. ~ R.D. Ronald
Strippers quotes by R.D. Ronald
Sorry to disappoint you," I laugh as his scrawny body comes barreling down the aisle toward me. "No strippers, just me. ~ Jessica Pennington
Strippers quotes by Jessica Pennington
... The shocking thing about any stripper gathering, I discovered, was that you have never heard women talk so fast and so explicitly about money in all your life. They make the guys on the trading floor on Wall Street look like a bunch of pansies. ~ Susie Bright
Strippers quotes by Susie Bright
Are you kidding I was raised Catholic, my mom just came back from a Saint Francis Pilgrimage in Italy and bought a huge statue to prove it, big as you. Big as you. Catholics aren't like that, they can be a little slutty at times, sure and there's the pedophilia, but they aren't allowed to be strippers! It's not allowed! ~ Laurie Notaro
Strippers quotes by Laurie Notaro
He said I'm the winning lottery ticket, like he's never meant anything more. ~ Crystal Woods
Strippers quotes by Crystal Woods
The way I see it, all the popular singers are strippers. ~ Juliana Hatfield
Strippers quotes by Juliana Hatfield
Americans are gluttons. We shop with forklifts. We have a holiday where we stuff food into other food. Our strippers wrestle in Jell-O, where other countries have to use mud. ~ Bill Maher
Strippers quotes by Bill Maher
My wallet was empty after the charity auction. Of course, my wallet was empty before the auction too. I donated my time and money to strippers. ~ Jarod Kintz
Strippers quotes by Jarod Kintz
Which was one reason why Revolt of the Zombie Strippers was being shot in Gallup and not in a warehouse in Van Nuys. ~ Janet Evanovich
Strippers quotes by Janet Evanovich
Even with my bachelor's degree, I still felt more comfortable at the strip club than anywhere else. And that feeling hit me the very first time I walked through those doors. While I initially starting dancing to avoid eviction, I stayed because I felt more at home in the strip club than I did in college, at church and at my parent's. Not only was I accustomed to feeling degraded, I believed I didn't deserve any better or that any man would treat me better than the men at the club. ~ Elona Washington
Strippers quotes by Elona Washington
What modern day burlesquer hasn't been influenced by Sally Rand? My own pink ostrich fans -designed by Catherine, naturally- were the largest fans on any stage in the world (even I must up the ante). They are absolutely stunning! Made with four graduated shades of pink and hundreds of rose-colored crystals, they measure seven feet across and weigh 2.3 pounds each. ~ Dita Von Teese
Strippers quotes by Dita Von Teese
I was a hip kid. When I saw Bambi it was the midnight show. ~ George Carlin
Strippers quotes by George Carlin
She was no stripper with a heart of gold, that was for sure. A heart of steel, more like. ~ Shannon Celebi
Strippers quotes by Shannon Celebi
My time in heaven was up, and I was being told I wasn't the marrying kind by someone who undresses for a living. ~ Chelsea Handler
Strippers quotes by Chelsea Handler
To a bystander like me, those who made 190 million pounds deliberately underselling the shares of HBOS, in spite of its very strong capital base, and drove it into the bosom of Lloyds TSB Bank, are clearly bank robbers and asset strippers. ~ John Sentamu
Strippers quotes by John Sentamu
Do the laws against sexual assault not apply to strippers? To girlfriends? ~ Patty Blount
Strippers quotes by Patty Blount
We skipped over the part where we just accept and respect that some women like to seem exhibitionistic and lickerish, and decided instead that everyone who is sexually liberated ought to be imitating strippers and porn stars. ~ Ariel Levy
Strippers quotes by Ariel Levy
You walk into a strip club with a wad of cash; they all flock around you. Strippers are just pigeons with tits. They go where the bread is. ~ Chris Hardwick
Strippers quotes by Chris Hardwick
It is captivating, isn't it? England has such a great scene of electronic music, and I think that was very prominent in Pusher, and the nightlife was the beat of the film. I feel what is really great about Pusher is that it wasn't about drugs and guns and strippers. That was just all circumstantial. I felt like it was really about people and how decisions and circumstances can change relationships. Something just happens. Everything changes for a reason. ~ Agyness Deyn
Strippers quotes by Agyness Deyn
Cuttin' taxes for strippers and thugs. ~ Ja Rule
Strippers quotes by Ja Rule
In each club we went the dancers had the same moves, none nearly as sensuous as mine on any dance floor, but because they are scantily clad and stripping off the men go nuts and throw money at them. In the largest club and the last we went to I watched one pretty girl with big boobs pull a handful of twenties in one set. I followed her to the ladies-room to learn she only danced a few rounds per night and averaged $250 every night and with my face and body she said I would bank much more. ~ Darwun St. James
Strippers quotes by Darwun St. James
Yes, it's me, your PA, now your stripper for the evening. How do you do? ~ Kate Meader
Strippers quotes by Kate Meader
Yeah I'm telling real stories, but if you pick up a documentary on strippers, you're going to want to see some stripping, so we definitely got that in there. ~ Method Man
Strippers quotes by Method Man
Ten Best Song to Strip
1. Any hip-swiveling R&B fuckjam. This category includes The Greatest Stripping Song of All Time: "Remix to Ignition" by R. Kelly.

2. "Purple Rain" by Prince, but you have to be really theatrical about it. Arch your back like Prince himself is daubing body glitter on your abdomen. Most effective in nearly empty, pathos-ridden juice bars.

3. "Honky Tonk Woman" by the Rolling Stones. Insta-attitude. Makes even the clumsiest troglodyte strut like Anita Pallenberg. (However, the Troggs will make you look like even more of a troglodyte, so avoid if possible.)

4. "Pour Some Sugar on Me" by Def Leppard. The Lep's shouted choruses and relentless programmed drums prove ideal for chicks who can really stomp. (Coincidence: I once saw a stripper who, like Rick Allen, had only one arm.)

5. "Amber" by 311. This fluid stoner anthem is a favorite of midnight tokers at strip joints everywhere. Mellow enough that even the most shitfaced dancer can make it through the song and back to her Graffix bong without breaking a sweat. Pass the Fritos Scoops, dude.

6. "Miserable" by Lit, but mostly because Pamela Anderson is in the video, and she's like Jesus for strippers (blonde, plastic, capable of parlaying a broken nail into a domestic battery charge, damaged liver). Alos, you can't go wrong stripping to a song that opens with the line "You make me come."

7. "Back Door Man" by The Doors. Almost too eas ~ Diablo Cody
Strippers quotes by Diablo Cody
But it's Atlanta that can lay claim to the best of the best (which is to say worst) chef-friendly dives in America: the legendary Clermont Lounge, a sort of lost-luggage department for strippers, who perform - perfunctorily - on a stage behind the bar. ~ Anthony Bourdain
Strippers quotes by Anthony Bourdain
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