Stephano Pewdiepie Quotes

When there's just so many games out there to play, Nintendo games just went to the bottom of that list. ~ PewDiePie

I'd like to help other YouTubers. ~ PewDiePie

Don't be something you're not. Unless you can be a fabulous unicorn. Always be a fabulous unicorn. ~ PewDiePie

The fact that Disney bought Maker Studios doesn't really change anything for me. ~ PewDiePie

Do you speak Chopnese huh? Do ya? Chop chop chop chop chop. Aha you don't. ~ PewDiePie

The thing that has made YouTube so successful is that you can relate to the people you're watching to a much higher degree than to the people you see on TV. ~ PewDiePie

I'm afraid the engine is quite dead," Mr. Poe called out.
"And before long," Stephano muttered to the children, "you will be too."
"I'm sorry," Mr. Poe said. "I couldn't hear you. ~ Lemony Snicket

For the love of all that is holy, just give me a straight-up, stand-up sword fight! I hate court intrigue and all the closet-hiding, eavesdropping, secret-liaisoning, lying, and manipulating, who's-watching-who-watching-who bastards that bow and scrape and simper as they slip arsenic into your claret. You can't tell your friends from your enemies from one day to the next. - Stephano De Guichen ~ Margaret Weis

Comments are my main way to communicate with you bros. ~ PewDiePie

God does not want anything from us
He just want us ~ Stephano

With my channel, and what people associate with Internet, most people think it goes viral, you become this huge thing super quick. I never had an explosion or a huge thing. It's just been something that has progressively been growing. It's been building. ~ PewDiePie

One of the reasons why I love to do Shakespeare is that this great artist was able to talk to a wide variety of audiences. He could do the bawdy plays and the humor and the clowns-as you know, because you're a wonderful Stephano-that speaks to the populace, the masses, the groundlings, whatever. ~ Julie Taymor

I don't do interviews. ~ PewDiePie

Stay awesome bros, I know you will. ~ PewDiePie

Out o' th' moon, I do assure thee. I was the man in the moon when time was,
--Stephano
(Act II, scene 2, lines 136-137) ~ William Shakespeare

Don't be a salad. Be the best god damn broccoli you can ever be. ~ PewDiePie

Everyone has played video games at some point these days, and video games are fun. ~ PewDiePie

It was so much easier to connect with my fans when I was smaller. I could answer every message, and I enjoyed doing that. ~ PewDiePie

Now, get in the damn jeep. It is, as you know, very, very rude and usually unnecessary to use profanity, but the Baudelaire orphans were too terrified to point this out to Stephano. Taking one last look at their poor Uncle Monty, the three children followed Stephano to the door of the Reptile Room to get in the damn jeep. ~ Lemony Snicket

I'm not out to max my income. I think my viewers would call me on that right away if I did. ~ PewDiePie

You have to be honest, you can't love someone out of sympathy. ~ PewDiePie

Dropping the news to my parents that I was skipping my 'dream education' at Chalmers to sit at home recording videos while playing video games was not easy. ~ PewDiePie

Don't you dare die on me,Bob! I'll freakin' kill you if you die! ~ PewDiePie

How clever of you to figure that out,' said a voice at the top of the stairs, and Violet, and Klaus were so surprised they almost dropped the lamp. It was Stephano, or, if you prefer, it was Count Olaf. It was the bad guy. ~ Lemony Snicket

I often get recognized on the street. ~ PewDiePie

...[A]nd I'll be wiser hereafter
And seek for grace. What a thrice-double ass
Was I to take this drunkard for a god
And worship this dull fool!
---Caliban speaking of Stephano and Trinculo
(lines 298 -301). ~ William Shakespeare

I make funny videos of me playing video games, and I share those moments. ~ PewDiePie

By 'aha' she means 'one minute' Stephano claims he knows nothing about snakes, the next he claims he is an expert! By 'aha' she means 'Stephano has been lying to us'. By 'aha' she means 'we've finally exposed his dishonesty to you'! By 'aha' she means 'aha'! ~ Lemony Snicket

It is unfortunate, of course, that this quiet happy moment was the last one the children would have for quite some time, but there is nothing anyone can do about it now. Just when the Baudelaires were beginning to think about lunch, they heard a car pull up in front of the house and toot its horn. To the children it signaled the arrival of Stephano. To us it should signal the beginning of more misery. ~ Lemony Snicket

Don't be yourself, be a pizza. Everyone loves pizza. ~ PewDiePie

Unless you stop trying, how can you not fail anymore? ~ PewDiePie

I have gone into town to buy a few last things we need for the expedition: Peruvian wasp repellent, toothbrushes, canned peaches, and a fireproof canoe. It will take a while to find the peaches, so don't expect me back until dinnertime.
Stephano, Gustav's replacement, will arrive today by taxi. Please make him feel welcome. As you know, it is only two days until the expedition, so please work very hard today.
Your giddy uncle,
Monty ~ Lemony Snicket

I always think about the fact that PewDiePie, who has tens of millions of followers, started with zero. All of my favorite creators started with zero. And all it takes is one video to dive deep, and you are officially a YouTuber. So you've got to make that first video. It's not going to be your best, but you will learn as you go. ~ Tyler Oakley

If only Uncle Monty knew what we know," Violet said, "and Stephano knew that he knew what we know. But Uncle Monty doesn't know what we know, and Stephano knows that he doesn't know what we know."
"I know," Klause said.
"I know you know," Violet said ~ Lemony Snicket

Money can't buy you happiness but it buys you all the things you don't have, even friends. ~ PewDiePie