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It's like, 'Sorry I passed you an STD but I really enjoy your quirky web presence.' ~ Hannah
Std quotes by Hannah
Is Darling still awake?" She stepped back so that he could see Ryn. "He is." Hauk headed for the bed. "Fain sent me a note about what's going on with the locals. I'm here with backup." Darling growled. "Not helpless, people." "Not people, human," Hauk said in an exasperated tone. Darling made an obscene gesture at him. "I thought I got rid of you when I left the hospital." Hauk clutched his chest as if those words wounded him. "Aww now, Dar, you're going to hurt my feelings." "You don't have feelings." "True. Just think of me like a bad STD. I always show up at the worst time." He glanced back at Zarya. "So much for your hot date, huh?" Darling groaned. "You are ever a pain in my ass, Hauk. Should I reset the timers on my explosives in the city? Might give the Resistance pause if they think I'm going to take them or their families with me." Ryn ~ Sherrilyn Kenyon
Std quotes by Sherrilyn Kenyon
Globally, millions of married men and women engage the services
of sex workers each year. Despite growing health concerns about
the increased risk of STDs and HIV AIDS this trade continues to
blossom, leading to the premature termination of several lives and
the dissolution of several marriages. ~ Oche Otorkpa
Std quotes by Oche Otorkpa
There, alone in the sterile room, sitting on a pink vinyl chair that boasts many cracks in its once nice upholster, you wait. You think to yourself , who would have thought I would be ringing in the New Year by urinating into a cup to see if I have chlamydia? ~ Amanda Steele
Std quotes by Amanda Steele
Why do people drink? I mean seriously, what's the catch? It makes us crazy, we do stupid things and then we wake up the next day with a headache, a sore stomach and quite possibly, an STD. ~ Bella Jewel
Std quotes by Bella Jewel
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck chlamydia? ~ Sarah Mlynowski
Std quotes by Sarah Mlynowski
Hi, Nikki," Gavin said. Ariel didn't even bother looking up from Gavin's neck.
"Hey, Gavin," I said. "I thought that latest STD test came back positive? Ariel's head shot up. Good, I had her attention.
I kept my eyes on Gavin. "I'm happy to be wrong though."
Ariel pushed herself up off Gavin and stood there.
"It's not true," Gavin said, a disbelieving smile on his face.
"I've never even been tested."
"I'm out if here," Ariel said.
...
Gavin shot me a dirty look. "Thanks a lot Nikki."
Cole's lips twitched, obviously amused at what had just happened. ~ Brodi Ashton
Std quotes by Brodi Ashton
So because of their affair, Emmanuelle gets a promotion and a raise, Adam gets a vacation, and I got an STD panel. ~ Kristan Higgins
Std quotes by Kristan Higgins
How is it that mankind can engineer condoms to prevent pregnancy and STDs and not be able to invent some sort of emotional safeguard? Is it even possible to abstain from falling in love? ~ Daria Snadowsky
Std quotes by Daria Snadowsky
You know, Brodie, you're like an STD: no one wants you, everybody hates you, and you're a reminder of the devastating consequences of not using protection during sex. ~ Suzanne Wright
Std quotes by Suzanne Wright
When I travel, I get lovesick. Well, they call it chlamydia. ~ Jimmy Carr
Std quotes by Jimmy Carr
What in the world? I stare at him, my mouth open. I never said you had an STD! ~ Jenny Han
Std quotes by Jenny Han
Wait," I say. "Aren't soulmates supposed to be perfect? What if you find yours and shes not a virgin, not even a girl? What if he's a fixer upper? What if he has an STD? ~ Joey Comeau
Std quotes by Joey Comeau
You know where you can shove your joke. Just get me a new drink and try not to include and of your STD-laced body fluid in it this time. ~ Kim Harrington
Std quotes by Kim Harrington
It wasn't a question. So, I didn't reply. Instead, I flashed her a smile that I knew affected any
female's panties and took a step toward her. "I got a lot of names, baby," I finally responded.
Her eyebrows arched, straightened her stance and shot me the coldest glare I'd ever
witnessed. What was this chick's deal? "I'm sure you do. Let me guess STD, Loser, Jackass, and Drunk just to name a few," she clipped, stepping out of the door and slamming it behind her. ~ Abbi Glines
Std quotes by Abbi Glines
they catch initials -- STD, PMS, OCD, HIV, etc., as if MTV teamed up with KFC and licensed the Latin alphabet to the pharmaceutical industry so OTCs could replace MDs. If Romeo and Juliet were alive today, they'd be put on antidepressants, sent for counseling, and bundled off to separate boarding schools to meet socially acceptable partners with money-back guarantees. ~ Paula Young Lee
Std quotes by Paula Young Lee
Abstinence-only education - the best STD (Sexually Transmitted Disease) and pregnancy delivery system that politicians have ever devised. ~ Rachel Maddow
Std quotes by Rachel Maddow
Don't you have an STD to spread?" I tilted my head in cool indifference.
He pushed away from the wall, "Why, you open for business? ~ Rachel Van Dyken
Std quotes by Rachel Van Dyken
Because I'm suffering from a seriously nasty case of I.L."
"Um," I lean away from him and blink several times, some of my smarmy romantic swoon fading away. I was hoping maybe he was here to confess; instead he came to tell me he has an STD? "Is it contagious?"
Zayden tosses his head back and laughs, dropping his chin down and leaning in to press his face against the side of my neck. ~ C.M. Stunich
Std quotes by C.M. Stunich
Harpies, n. A disease transmitted to humans by birds with human faces. ~ Ron Brackin
Std quotes by Ron Brackin
Does Uncle Bob have anything?"
"I heard he has an STD."
"I mean on the women."
"Oh, I have no idea if they have any STDs. ~ Darynda Jones
Std quotes by Darynda Jones
Catching an STD doesn't excuse serial killing. ~ Kat Lowe
Std quotes by Kat Lowe
I didn't want to be here.
Seriously.
I mean, if I made it through the night without catching an STD from standing in this godforsaken shithole, it would be a miracle. ~ Lee Piper
Std quotes by Lee Piper
Ooooohh, I heard you had an STD, but I thought it was just a rumor. Does it really burn?"
- Moose in reference to Jadyn's "burning bush" - ~ Jillian Dodd
Std quotes by Jillian Dodd
I hope she has an STD. I hope she has all the STDs known to man, and a few new ones she'd created all on her own. ~ L.J. Shen
Std quotes by L.J. Shen
No sun cream or condoms, just in case you're looking at the lady-boys. There's plenty of AIDS lingering about and every STD you can imagine. ~ Simon Palmer
Std quotes by Simon Palmer
She says, "Do you have any rubbers?" I say, I thought she was barren. "Sure, I'm sterile," she says, "but I've had unprotected sex with a million guys. I could have some terrible fatal disease." I say that would only be a problem if I wanted to live a lot longer. Fertility says, " That's how I feel about my giant credit card debt." So we have sex. If you could call it that. ~ Chuck Palahniuk
Std quotes by Chuck Palahniuk
You know what's funny to me? You know what's really funny to me? The fact that you've been calling Lita the walking kiss of death, but tonight.. the walking KOD beat the walking STD. ~ Chris Jericho
Std quotes by Chris Jericho
My mom is all about risk vs. reward. So for example, if I were to go out on a date and have unprotected sex, the risk/reward would be possible STD for me vs. possible grandchild for her. Duh! Bring on the grandchildren! ~ Jarod Kintz
Std quotes by Jarod Kintz
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