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#1. I'm big into fashion, so after swimming, when I hang up the Speedo, I definitely want to get into fashion and start designing my own clothing line. - Author: Ryan Lochte
Speedo quotes by Ryan Lochte
#2. I'm definitely not comfortable in a Speedo! That's as uncomfortable as it gets! - Author: Adam Rodriguez
Speedo quotes by Adam Rodriguez
#3. Somebody pinch me."
A man with a horrendously hairy chest and a Speedo so tight it was probably cutting off circulation passed by me at that moment, and did just that. I yelped and held a hand to my ass, gawking at his retreating back.
Jenny laughed. "Maybe this place is magic, and whatever we say comes true. Ryan Gosling, please! - Author: Cora Carmack
Speedo quotes by Cora Carmack
#4. Jess in a Speedo.
Just kidding. That was too bold a look even for him. Maybe a ...
Naked. Yeah, naked. - Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
Speedo quotes by Sherrilyn Kenyon
#5. I've been in a Speedo half my life. So I am really comfortable with my body. - Author: Eric Shanteau
Speedo quotes by Eric Shanteau
#6. On the correctly formed pubescent girl, a Speedo looked wonderful. When it was wet, it was an incitement to riot. - Author: Clive James
Speedo quotes by Clive James
#7. So I guess this makes me your sidekick, right?" he asked. "Like I could be ... " "Robin?"
He scowled. "I ain't no Robin."
"What's wrong with Robin?"
"What's wrong?" Ray rolled his eyes. "Two words: green Speedo. And he was lame. Batman was always having to save his ass." I didn't say anything. - Author: Karen Chance
Speedo quotes by Karen Chance
#8. I might wear my pink Speedo. I think I should. - Author: Ryan Lochte
Speedo quotes by Ryan Lochte
#9. Sometimes when I'm swimming, I think that maybe someday I'll put my red Speedo up for auction. Or maybe I'll donate it to the Smithsonian. They can stuff it with two plums and a gherkin and put it on display. - Author: David Duchovny
Speedo quotes by David Duchovny
#10. Nekhbet shrieked in alarm. I turned to see what was going on. Immediately, I wished I could burn my eyes out of my head.

Liz made a gagging sound. "Lord, no! That's wrong!"

"Agh!" Emma shouted, in perfect baboon-speak. "Make him stop!"

Bes had indeed put on his ugly outfit.He climbed onto the roof of the limo and stood there, legs planted, arms akimbo, like Superman- except with only the underwear. For those faint of heart I wont go into detail, but Bes, all of a meter tall, was showing off his disgusting physique- his potbelly, hairy limbs, awful feet, gross flabby bits- and wearing only a blue Speedo. Imagine the worst looking person you've ever seen on a public beach- the person for whom swimwear should be illegal. Bes looked worse than that.

I wasn't sure what to say except: "Put some clothes on!"

Bes laughed= the sort of guffaw that says Ha-ha! I'm amazing!
"Not until they leave," he said. "Or I'll be forced to scare them back to the Duat."

"This is not your affair, dwarf god!" Nekhbet snarled, averting her eyes from his horribleness. "Go away!"

"These children are under my protection," Bes insisted

"I don't know you," I said. "I never met you before today."

"Nonsense. You expressly asked for my protection."

"I didn't ask for the Speedo Patrol!"

Bes leaped off the limo and landed in front of my circle placing himself between Babi and me. The dwa - Author: Rick Riordan
Speedo quotes by Rick Riordan
#11. I have such freedom when I'm living through a mask, and by contrast, can feel very exposed when a camera is capturing my real face. Kind of like the difference between walking out your front door in a sweater and jeans or in a Speedo. - Author: Doug Jones
Speedo quotes by Doug Jones
#12. On Fire Island everyone was in a Speedo pulling a wagon of groceries across the bumpy boardwalk; you couldn't tell the houseboys from the bankers. - Author: Edmund White
Speedo quotes by Edmund White
#13. I don't get all this Speedo stuff actually, I mean, whatever happened to the feather boa? - Author: Boy George
Speedo quotes by Boy George
#14. To be honest, I just want to go somewhere where I can wear a white Speedo. - Author: Johnny Weir
Speedo quotes by Johnny Weir
#15. We went sailing one time, and he wore a Speedo, and any smart woman should know that means bisexual at least. - Author: Chuck Palahniuk
Speedo quotes by Chuck Palahniuk
#16. One guy wore nothing but a Speedo. He'd painted himself blue and was armed only with a baseball bat. Across his chest were the words COME AT ME, BRO. - Author: Rick Riordan
Speedo quotes by Rick Riordan

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