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Scott still stares at Sid, then turns to Alice and hands her the Scotch. "We're going to go see Joanie today," he says.

Alice grins. "And Chachi?" she asks.

Sid bursts out laughing and Scott turns back to him, then places a hand on his shoulder, which makes me fear for his life. "You be quiet, son," Scott says. "I could kill you with this hand. This hand has been places."

I shake my head and look at both Sid and Alex.

Scott lifts his hand off Sid's shoulder and turns again to his wife. "No, Alice. Our Joanie. Our daughter. We're going to give her anything she wants." He glares at me. "Think about what she would want, Alice. We're going to get it for her and bring it to her. Bring it right to her bed."

"Joanie and Chachi," Alice chants. "Joanie and Chachi!"

"Shut up, Alice!" Scott yells.

Alice looks at Scott as though he just said "Cheese." She clasps her hands together and smiles, staying in the pose for a few seconds. He looks at her face and squints. "Sorry, old gal," he says. "You go ahead and say whatever you want."

"It was funny," Sid says. "All I was doing was laughing. She has a good sense of humor. That's all. Maybe she knows she's being funny. I think she does."

"I'm going to hit you," Scott says. His arms hang alongside him, the muscles flexed, veins big like milk-shake straws. I know he's going to hit Sid because that's what he does. I've seen him hit Barry. I, too, h ~ Kaui Hart Hemmings
Sid Hartman quotes by Kaui Hart Hemmings
I drift off for a while. I don't know how long, but when I open my eyes, the Oscars are still on and Alex tells me that Sid has gone and this makes me a little sad. Whatever the four of us had is over. He is my daughter's boyfriend now, and I am a father. A widower. No pot, no cigarettes, no sleeping over. They'll have to find inventive ways to conduct their business, most likely in uncomfortable places, just like the rest of them. I let him and my old ways go. We all let him go, as well as who we were before this, and now it's really just the three of us. I glance over at the girls, taking a good look at what's left. ~ Kaui Hart Hemmings
Sid Hartman quotes by Kaui Hart Hemmings
Jockey Wilson, he comes from the valleys and he's chuffing like a choo-choo train! ~ Sid Waddell
Sid Hartman quotes by Sid Waddell
Meditation is practiced by traditions all over the world. It is not a Buddhist practice per se, or even a religious practice, and has existed for centuries. The only reason you and I ought to practice meditation is because our friend Sid used it as a tool to discover his innate wisdom, and lived happily ever after as a result. We too can touch the wisdom behind our confusion. We too can look at the display on our movie screen, and see it as illusory. Sid is most commonly ~ Lodro Rinzler
Sid Hartman quotes by Lodro Rinzler
Sid and Nancy's relationship forever illustrates the worst part of being in love with anyone, which is that people in love can't be reasoned with. ~ Chuck Klosterman
Sid Hartman quotes by Chuck Klosterman
Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength. ~ Sid Waddell
Sid Hartman quotes by Sid Waddell
Id like to acknowledge three people who early on knew Mel Brooks was one of the funniest people in the world: Sid Caesar, me, and Mel Brooks. ~ Carl Reiner
Sid Hartman quotes by Carl Reiner
A thousand regrets I've had in love,
A thousand times I've longed to change the past.
I know, my love, there is no going back.
No undoing of our thousand burdens.
We must go on despite our heavy hearts.
A thousand regrets I've had in love, but I shall never regret you. ~ Rachel Hartman
Sid Hartman quotes by Rachel Hartman
Claude rubs the back of his neck and wrinkles his nose, about to tell me he was never sad. I believe this is called bravado and is not limited to lawyers, or even men, although that combination makes it almost unavoidable. ~ Rachel Hartman
Sid Hartman quotes by Rachel Hartman
This is the part they don't tell you about in the movies. Or in On the Road. This is not rock 'n' roll.

You are not William Burroughs, and it doesn't make a damn bit of difference if Kurt Cobain was slumped over in an alleyway in Seattle the day Bleach came out. There is no junkie chic. This is not Soho and you are not Sid Vicious. You are not a drugstore cowboy and you are not spotting trains. You are not a part of anything - no underground sect, no counter-culture movement, no music scene, nothing. You have just been released from jail and are walking down Mission Street, alternating between taking a hit off a cigarette and puking, looking for coins on the ground so you can catch a bus as you shit yourself. ~ Joe Clifford
Sid Hartman quotes by Joe Clifford
Perma-grin.
Oblivion.
Love isn't blind. It's blinding ~ Ralph Hartman
Sid Hartman quotes by Ralph Hartman
For future reference: do not underestimate the seductive power of math. ~ Rachel Hartman
Sid Hartman quotes by Rachel Hartman
I'm a comedic actor, not to mix words, but it's something I think about. A comedic actor. I like to think that Christopher Guest, Phil Hartman, Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness are comedic actors. And Dan Aykroyd, too. Those are my heroes. ~ Mike Myers
Sid Hartman quotes by Mike Myers
I'm a really big fan of Bill Murray. ~ Phil Hartman
Sid Hartman quotes by Phil Hartman
This is my mind's garden, I tend it; I order it. I have nothing to fear. ~ Rachel Hartman
Sid Hartman quotes by Rachel Hartman
You have the most incredible eyes. I feel as if I can look into your soul."
Sid shivered. "Don't look too closely. ~ B. J. Daniels
Sid Hartman quotes by B. J. Daniels
The world is surprisingly hard to destroy. ~ Rachel Hartman
Sid Hartman quotes by Rachel Hartman
Adult novels are as ephemeral as newspapers. Children's books stay in print for decades. ~ Sid Fleischman
Sid Hartman quotes by Sid Fleischman
I talk fast because I'm asthmatic, and I'm desperately hoping the words get out before my breath fails. ~ Sid Waddell
Sid Hartman quotes by Sid Waddell
I felt lighter when I had finished, and for once emptiness was a sweet relief and a condition to be treasured. ~ Rachel Hartman
Sid Hartman quotes by Rachel Hartman
I tape every game I can get my hands on. Every game that's on TV, I tape it. My daughter, Terry Hill, lives in Eureka, and she has a satellite dish, so she tapes what I can't get. I try to keep up with what everybody is doing, so if the phone rings, I'll be ready. ~ Sid Gillman
Sid Hartman quotes by Sid Gillman
Marines die, that's what we're here for. But the Marine Corps lives forever. And that means YOU live forever. ~ Phil Hartman
Sid Hartman quotes by Phil Hartman
What was he looking for, a prince in fine velvets and a crown cocked on his head? Was it clothes that made a prince, Jemmy wondered, just as rags made a street boy? ~ Sid Fleischman
Sid Hartman quotes by Sid Fleischman
But,' I ducked the subject, 'don't heaps of artists use pseudonyms?'
'Who?'
'Um ... ' Only Cliff Richard and Sid Vicious came to mind. ~ David Mitchell
Sid Hartman quotes by David Mitchell
The cube contained knowledge of every person born and every battle fought; every kiss enjoyed and every secret kept; every word that was ever uttered and every thought that was ever conceived, from The Beginning until The End of Time.
"Looks a bit shit," said Sid. ~ Steven McKinnon
Sid Hartman quotes by Steven McKinnon
You're making assumptions."
"Deductions; and of course I am. It's my duty, as your friend. ~ Rachel Hartman
Sid Hartman quotes by Rachel Hartman
I love you, Sid. You're my home. The person I want to share every day with starting right now ~ Robin Bielman
Sid Hartman quotes by Robin Bielman
Invisible factors in my life would inevitably lead to my downfall. I felt I had known this all along. There was no escape. ~ Rachel Hartman
Sid Hartman quotes by Rachel Hartman
You mistake me. You'd be perfectly safe with my men,' said Gen shrewdly. 'If they touched a hair on your head, I'd make them castameri with this left hand.' Tess didn't know the term, but Gen made a clawed, cupping gesture, leaving no doubt as to what she would grasp and pluck like fruit. Tess flinched, and she didn't even own the requisite anatomy.
'Now ask me what I'll be doing with my other hand,' Boss Gen stage-whispered.
'Uh, what will you be doing, uh, with your - ' began Tess, not sure she wanted to know.
'I'll be writing a sonnet!' cried Gen, slapping her desk. ~ Rachel Hartman
Sid Hartman quotes by Rachel Hartman
I was 36, and I had decided to quit acting because it was so disappointing. ~ Phil Hartman
Sid Hartman quotes by Phil Hartman
You twist logic to your own purposes." "It's a lawyer's duty," sniffed Phloxia, ~ Rachel Hartman
Sid Hartman quotes by Rachel Hartman
The thing with darts players is they have always appeared available. They don't have to live like monks. I've only ever met one dry player in 35 years. ~ Sid Waddell
Sid Hartman quotes by Sid Waddell
It was sad when Sid Vicious died ... I was freaked out when Phil Lynott died from Thin Lizzy. I cried. It was too crazy. ~ Dee Dee Ramone
Sid Hartman quotes by Dee Dee Ramone
It was a place that wasn't a place, an inside that surrounded the outside. ~ Rachel Hartman
Sid Hartman quotes by Rachel Hartman
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