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After the first couple weeks, when all your sex toys had met all my sex toys, ... ~ Giselle Renarde
Sex Toys quotes by Giselle Renarde
and my mother raised me by herself, supporting us by hosting home parties to sell sex toys instead of Tupperware. ~ Jodi Picoult
Sex Toys quotes by Jodi Picoult
Your Cat Has More Self Esteem Than I Do
There are no billboards for cats
advertising feline plastic surgery
feline acne gels
feline gastric bands
feline face-lifts.
There are no commercials about
feline makeup
feline sex toys
feline fashion.
There are porn movies with cats,
but no cats watch them. ~ A.S. King
Sex Toys quotes by A.S. King
You read the Miss Bea Haven column?" She sounded pleasantly surprised, almost flattered.
"Of course not. A column where the sexiest woman on earth pleasures herself with sex toys and then writes about it? Gross. ~ Tiffany Reisz
Sex Toys quotes by Tiffany Reisz
That's my gun," Ty said in an offended voice. "They hid my gun in the sex toys? That's not right, man. ~ Madeleine Urban
Sex Toys quotes by Madeleine Urban
Those barbaric contraptions at the gym intimidate me. I once sprained my wrist trying to change the amount of weight resistance on a rowing machine, and have you seen all the different strap, rope, and handle attachments for the cable machine? Half of them look like sex toys for horses. ~ R.S. Grey
Sex Toys quotes by R.S. Grey
She's buying sex toys now, you know. Sex toys for herself. Where the hell does that leave me? Have you ever seen a Vagazzler? That thing can give her an orgasm and then make her a Frappuccino. I can't compete with that. I don't know how to make a Frappuccino. ~ Tracy Brogan
Sex Toys quotes by Tracy Brogan
Westerners prefer sex toys so they can avoid playing mind games with each other. Conditioned by capitalism, they cannot share anything. They must hoard everything from their sins to their thoughts to their genitals. The sexual situation in the West is sorrowful nowadays, and that's why a country like Vietnam is the answer. ~ Linh Dinh
Sex Toys quotes by Linh Dinh
Either that's your mobile buzzing in your room, or there're sex toys you haven't told us about having a party in there without you."

~ Josh Larsen ~ J.A. Belfield
Sex Toys quotes by J.A. Belfield
So…" Nolan smirked. "Are you going to tell me why you had a trunk load of pleasure devices delivered to your door, or are we going to just keep ignoring the giant box of sex toys in the room? ~ Joya Ryan
Sex Toys quotes by Joya Ryan
Anyway, thanks to Bob, that Christmas, my mother bought my grandmother and myself both vibrators. Now, as unusual as a gift like this sounds, you have to admit that they are the ideal stocking stuffers. I mean, you can fit the vibrator into the long top part of the stocking and still be able to get another cute little gift in the toe.
Well, I have to admit, I enjoyed mine but my grandmother refused to use hers. She was concerned that it would short-circuit her pacemaker. She said she'd gone this long without an orgasm, she might as well go the whole way.
And that pacemaker, by the way, was later recalled. ~ Carrie Fisher
Sex Toys quotes by Carrie Fisher
When Lauren hired a woman to come to the party and sell sex toys, Kristi turned to her and said, 'This seems like something you would want more than I would. I mean, I have Todd now and we're getting married, so I don't really need a vibrator. But it's fun for the single girls, I guess. ~ Jennifer Close
Sex Toys quotes by Jennifer Close
My inclination during sex always is to use sex toys. That's not something men are often used to. ~ Margaret Cho
Sex Toys quotes by Margaret Cho
What do you think? The last party she threw for you, you
came home with an inflatable cock on your head as a tiara, totally drunk,
singing 'Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!' and carrying a huge basket full of sex toys. ~ Elle Aycart
Sex Toys quotes by Elle Aycart
Don't take the bait if she asks you if you like sex toys. ~ Wendy Byrne
Sex Toys quotes by Wendy Byrne
Let's see what my options are," he said, then slid open the drawer. Holy shit. It was like a fiesta of sex toys. "I think they might be mating in there. ~ Lauren Blakely
Sex Toys quotes by Lauren Blakely
Anyone who believes we're living in a postfeminist age will learn that violence against females - from female infanticide and child marriage to honor killings and sex trafficking - has now produced a world with fewer females than males, a first in recorded history. ~ Gloria Steinem
Sex Toys quotes by Gloria Steinem
Even though I was inexperienced with the opposite sex, I still craved the feel of a relationship, of a man's touch, of a kiss. It was an aspect of my life that I was sorely missing. ~ Meghan Quinn
Sex Toys quotes by Meghan Quinn
One of the general patterns of good (i.e., striking and memorable) writing is the effect of repetition. If you use a certain element - a plot device, an image, a noticeable phrase - once, readers may or may not notice it consciously, but it doesn't disturb the flow of their reading. If you use that element twice, they won't notice it consciously - but they will notice it subconsciously, and it will add to the resonance of the writing or to their sense of depth and involvement (and if it's a plot device, it will heighten the dramatic tension). But if you use that element three times, everybody will notice it the third time you do it. ~ Diana Gabaldon
Sex Toys quotes by Diana Gabaldon
There are two things we must get rid of early in life: a feeling of personal superiority and an exaggerated reverence for the sexual act. ~ Ayn Rand
Sex Toys quotes by Ayn Rand
Seriously, men." Gina scowls when she turns back to us. "We're royalty when they want to fuck. Thrilled to have as much sex as their anatomy allows, and then we're nothing.
Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place. ~ Katy Evans
Sex Toys quotes by Katy Evans
Eat your alcohol, or you won't get nonconsensual sex! ~ Brenda Song
Sex Toys quotes by Brenda Song
The problem with our feelings is we don't understand whether we are in love or we wanted to have sex. ~ M.F. Moonzajer
Sex Toys quotes by M.F. Moonzajer
I was coming down off the last painkiller left in my dresser drawer after Autumn tossed my stash. In that moment I was so groggy and happy I would have accepted a date with Oscar the Grouch - and planned to do some serious feeling up on the green furry beast too. Yeah, stooping to pharmaceutical-inspired sex fantasies about garbage can Sesame Street characters - that had to be the best Just Say No drug lecture a girl in a leg cast could ever receive to make her go cold turkey off the meds. ~ Rachel Cohn
Sex Toys quotes by Rachel Cohn
He who denies sex is a filthy person who smears in the lowest way his own parents who have begotten him ~ Egon Schiele
Sex Toys quotes by Egon Schiele
I only wanted a fuck. Not the world. ~ Alexandra Iff
Sex Toys quotes by Alexandra Iff
No significant American group hates like the left does. If you differ with them - from global warming, to race relations, to same-sex marriage, to the extent of rape on college campuses - they will humiliate, defame, libel and try to economically crush you. ~ Dennis Prager
Sex Toys quotes by Dennis Prager
I think honestly, some people who think they're gay, they're confused. ~ Stevie Wonder
Sex Toys quotes by Stevie Wonder
I don't know whether you have ever seen a map of a person's mind. Doctors sometimes draw maps of other parts of you, and your own map can become intensely interesting, but catch them trying to draw a map of a child's mind, which is not only confused, but keeps going round all the time. There are zigzag lines on it, just like your temperature on a card, and these are probably roads on the island, for the Neverland is always more or less an island, with astonishing splashes of colour here and there, and coral reefs and rakish-looking craft in the offing, and savages and lonely lairs, and gnomes who are mostly tailors, and caves through which a river runs, and princes with sex elder brothers, and a hut fast going to decay, and one very small old lady with a hooked nose. It would be an easy map if that were all, but there is also first day at school, religion, fathers, the round pond, needle-work, murders, hangings, verbs that take the dative, chocolate-pudding day, getting into braces, say ninety-nine threepence for pulling out your tooth yourself, and so on, and either these are part of the island or they are another map showing through, and it is all rather confusing, especially as nothing will stand still.
Of course the Neverlands vary a good deal. John's, for instance, had a lagoon with flamingos flying over it at which John was shooting, while Michael, who was very small, had a flamingo with lagoons flying over it. John lived in a boat turned upside down on the sands, ~ J.M. Barrie
Sex Toys quotes by J.M. Barrie
When those of our army whose voices are likely to coo tell us that the day of sex antagonism is over and that henceforth we only have to advance hand in hand with the male, I do not believe it. ~ Rebecca West
Sex Toys quotes by Rebecca West
People are chasing happiness
Cars are chasing destinations
Children are chasing new toys
And rest of all are chasing
What's not here yet. ~ Sayantan Sen
Sex Toys quotes by Sayantan Sen
She arches her body like a cat on a stretch. She nuzzles her cunt into my face like a filly at the gate. She smells of the sea. She smells of rockpools when I was a child. She keeps a starfish in there. I crouch down to taste the salt, to run my fingers around the rim. She opens and shuts like a sea anemone. She's refilled each day with fresh tides of longing. ~ Jeanette Winterson
Sex Toys quotes by Jeanette Winterson
Sex is like art: if you know what you're doing, you don't know what you're doing. ~ Hanif Kureishi
Sex Toys quotes by Hanif Kureishi
Although people often equate them, glamour is not the same as beauty, stylishness, luxury, celebrity, or sex appeal. It is not limited to fashion or film; nor is it intrinsically feminine. It is not a collection of aesthetic markers - a style, as fashion and design use the word. ~ Virginia Postrel
Sex Toys quotes by Virginia Postrel
Writers of either gender ought to be able to do the opposite sex-that's one basic test of competence, after all. ~ Julian Barnes
Sex Toys quotes by Julian Barnes
I have never turned a trick in my life, and I just resent the American definitions of 'sex slave' and 'prostitute' so much. I was a mistress! ~ Kola Boof
Sex Toys quotes by Kola Boof
I looked around the store and what I saw was not very encouraging. There were rows and rows of violent toys ... aisle after aisle of training devices for recreational slaughter. No wonder our world was such a mean and violent place ... if we teach children that killing is fun, can we really be surprised if now and then someone is smart enough to learn? ~ Jeff Lindsay
Sex Toys quotes by Jeff Lindsay
Everyone who knows anything of history also knows that great social revolutions are impossible without the feminine ferment. Social progress may be measured precisely by the social position of the fair sex (plain ones included). ~ Karl Marx
Sex Toys quotes by Karl Marx
If your golf instructor were to insist that you shave your head, sleep no more than four hours each night, renounce sex, and subsist on a diet of raw vegetables, you would find a new golf instructor. However, when gurus make demands of this kind, many of their students simply do as directed. ~ Sam Harris
Sex Toys quotes by Sam Harris
I believe in using words, not fists. I believe in my outrage knowing people are living in boxes on the street. I believe in honesty. I believe in a good time. I believe in good food. I believe in sex. ~ Bertrand Russell
Sex Toys quotes by Bertrand Russell
To endeavor to move by the same discourse hearers who differ in age, sex, position and education is to attempt to open all locks with the same key. ~ Jean Antoine Petit-Senn
Sex Toys quotes by Jean Antoine Petit-Senn
An intense desire for sex is a common response to trauma. The shrinks even coined a term for it - 'terror sex. ~ Victoria Vane
Sex Toys quotes by Victoria Vane
I'm not a one-sex person, and yet I hate the term bisexual. It sounds creepy to me, and I don't think I'm creepy. There are times when I feel downright romantic. ~ Martina Navratilova
Sex Toys quotes by Martina Navratilova
Most of my characters are romantic rather than sexual. I think that's an essential difference in my pictures. I think they are more accurate in portraying young people as romantic - as wanting a relationship, an understanding with a member of the opposite sex more than just physical sex. ~ John Hughes
Sex Toys quotes by John Hughes
Innovation is hard. It really is. Because most people don't get it. Remember, the automobile, the airplane, the telephone, these were all considered toys at their introduction because they had no constituency. They were too new. ~ Nolan Bushnell
Sex Toys quotes by Nolan Bushnell
The Web brings people together because no matter what kind of a twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you've got millions of pals out there. Type in 'Find people that have sex with goats that are on fire'and the computer will say, 'Specify type of goat.' ~ Richard Jeni
Sex Toys quotes by Richard Jeni
I am waltzing with death, flirting with him, but he stands there smiling and saying nothing because he does not need to woo or be wooed: he knows he gets us all in the end. ~ Nenia Campbell
Sex Toys quotes by Nenia Campbell
There are two things you never turn down: sex and appearing on television. ~ Gore Vidal
Sex Toys quotes by Gore Vidal
Despite its obscurity, probably no element on the periodic table has as colorful a history as antimony. Money, madness, poison, linguistics, charlatanism, sex - pretty much every theme that runs through the periodic table can be found in Element 51. ~ Sam Kean
Sex Toys quotes by Sam Kean
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