Sex After 60 Quotes

After sex, after coffee, after everything there is to be said
The hovering and beautiful alphabet as we form our first words after making love.
And somehow I'm still alive. ~ Carole Maso

It only takes around 60 seconds to cast your vote in the polling station. 60 seconds to protect the economy, 60 seconds to protect your jobs, 60 seconds to protect the services your family relies on. A lot is at stake during those 60 seconds. ~ Ross Kemp

It think acceptance levels sort of swings back and forth. Like in the 60's there was a lot more freedom with sex that doesn't exist today. Language has gotten pushed a bit farther and violence is way far out. ~ Bob Saget

If you had a daily printout from the brain of an average twenty-four-year-old male, it would probably go like this: sex, need coffee, sex, traffic, sex, sex, what an asshole, sex, ham sandwich, sex, sex, etc ~ Kate White

Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage! ~ Madeline Kahn

And the days of your mourning will be over. ~ Isaiah 60 20

I did a load of medicine cabinets a long time ago and I named them after Sex Pistols songs. I suppose I must be getting old if I'm naming work after Philip Larkin poems. ~ Damien Hirst

I came out after safe sex was invented and I always practiced safe sex. Except for when I lost my virginity. ~ Dale Peck

For 60 years you gave chance to Shasaks, now I request you to give a Sevak 60 months. I say give me 60 months and we will give you a life of peace and happiness. ~ Narendra Modi

The beautiful feeling after writing a poem is on the whole better even than after sex, and that's saying a lot. ~ Anne Sexton

In Hollywood a romantic man is one who talks to you after sex. ~ Kathy Lette

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you Darling after sex. ~ Julian Barnes

Do I look like I want to be eaten alive after sex? ~ Nalini Singh

I think of myself as no more than 60. What I could do at 60, I can still do now. ~ Oscar Niemeyer

Doctors say it's okay to have sex after a heart attack, provided you close the ambulance door. ~ Phyllis Diller

After being alive, the next hardest work is having sex. ~ Andy Warhol

Sex was lovely. Sex was sublime. Sex was flesh and cock and suck and fuck and come. This night sex was starlight. Sex was oxygen. Sex was us, and we were beautiful, beautiful and perfect in each other's arms. ~ Amy Lane

A woman who spends her time worrying about pregnancy is a virtual cripple, she'll never go very far. ~ Louis Ferdinand Celine

After the first couple weeks, when all your sex toys had met all my sex toys, ... ~ Giselle Renarde

I think my very best work came out when I was about 60, not when I was 20. I was publishing all the time when I was in my 20s, and some of those poems I still like. And there were a few after 60, and in my 70s, that I like. But they became fewer and fewer. ~ Donald Hall

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. ~ Woody Allen

Dubya! What in Tarnation!? Why, I'll tan yer hide fer this!So, what's sex like after fifty, anyway? ~ George W. Bush

At certain times I like sex - like after a cigarette. ~ Rodney Dangerfield

Come take a look at one of the oldest human urges- religion. After all, the only thing that makes us screwier is sex. ~ Lilith Saintcrow

A survey asked married women when they most want to have sex. 84 per cent of them said right after their husband is finished. ~ Jay Leno

We all have friends and loved ones who say 60's the new 30. No. Sixty's the new 60. ~ Iman

After retiring, I was a little bored with nothing to do and got fat. I thought, if a 60-year-old metabolic fat man, after five years, can get to Mount Everest, that would be very exciting. ~ Yuichiro Miura

I went to a hypnotist. He put me under a spell, and every time I had a craving for a cigarette, I would throw up. It's very embarrassing right after sex. I find it pretty hard to get that second date after that. Girls get all snobby after you barf on them. ~ Norm MacDonald

I felt in some ways we'd had some sort of sex, sex of the mind, sex of ideas, sex of words, hundreds and thousands of words... ~ Lily King

You feel bad about yelling in a graveyard after you just tried to have sex with me in a church? ~ Liliana Hart

As for sex. Well, of course I could've had sex. Guys will have sex with a watermelon if they're desperate enough. Lots of girls try to prove their love by having sex. It only proves they're having sex. ~ Carol Matas

Think of it - all ours, to do as we like with, for as Harold Skimpole so rightly observes, £60 saved is £60 gained, and I'd reckoned on spending it all. ~ Dorothy L. Sayers

People sometimes strive after and think they will find deep satisfaction for their psyches in wealth, sex or drugs, but then find that ultimately these things do not satisfy human longings. ~ Desmond Tutu

Every time that I hear the orchestra tuning up, I get chills all over my body. You know, catharsis after catharsis. It's better than sex! ~ Rosie O'Donnell

I didn't have sex until I was 23 and that was with a man. I made up for lost time after that in a hurry. I wish I could have had sex when I was, like, 14, 15 or 16 because that's such an exciting age to have sex. ~ Elton John

I'm teaming up with Quaker and PLAY 60 to encourage kids to eat right, stay active and do something outside for at least 60 minutes a day. ~ Andrew Luck

After a man passes 60 , his mischief is mainly in his head ~ Washington Irving

He stands at six foot two
oozes confidence and money
and something else sex
Hot, steamy, wild, rough sex.
The kind of sex that has you gripping at the sheets
as wave after wave of orgasm rolls over you. ~ J.C. Reed

It's just sex."
"Its never just sex", he said. ~ A.J. Bennett

When I was twelve I was obsessed. Everything was sex. Latin was sex. The dictionary fell open at 'meretrix', a harlot. You could feel the mystery coming off the word like musk. 'Meretrix'! This was none of your mensa-a-table, this was a flash from a forbidden planet, and it was everywhere. History was sex, French was sex, art was sex, the Bible, poetry, penfriends, games, music, everything was sex except biology which was obviously sex but not really sex, not the one which was secret and ecstatic and wicked and a sacrament and all the things it was supposed to be but couldn't be at one and the same time - I got that in the boiler room and it turned out to be biology after all. ~ Tom Stoppard

If people get all the sex they can handle, they're so happy and content they just sit around and smile. I mean, you never feel aggressive just after you've gotten laid, right? Lots of sex for everybody, that's a solution to the world's problems. ~ Ted Turner

The votes of 60,000 Floridians were not counted. The Court threw out all 60,00 votes. And that's what the newspapers around the country are counting now. ~ Vincent Bugliosi

"After all," as a pretty girl once said to me, "women are a sex by themselves, so to speak." ~ Max Beerbohm

New motherhood gives you an opportunity to embrace the chaos and know that you are doing the best you ca - including in your sex life. ~ Sarah J. Swofford

Females, after all, were not just the fairer sex, but the fairly reasonable one. Which was the only reason the race had survived this long. ~ J.R. Ward

A honeymoon is, after all, a sex vacation you're giving yourself after a massive party in your honor. ~ Mindy Kaling

I spend 60 percent of my time planning, 60 percent with people, and all other duties are completed with whatever time is left ~ Alden W. Clausen

There are 60 seconds in a minute, 60 minutes in an hour, 24 hours in a day, 7 days in a week, 52 weeks in a year, and X years in a life. Solve for X. ~ Jenny Offill

After years of struggle, the U.S. Supreme Court today has made same-sex marriage a reality in California ... I have directed the California Department of Public Health to advise the state's counties that they must begin issuing marriage licenses to same-sex couples in California ~ Jerry Brown

Sex is perhaps like culture - a luxury that only becomes an art after generations of leisurely acquaintance. Why we scarcely approach either as individuals - it's mass propulsion still! ~ Alice B. Toklas

Feminist conversations about sex work are often seen as arguments between those who are 'sex positive' and those who are 'sex negative.' . . . We have no interest in positioning ourselves within that terrain. Instead, we assert the right for all women to be 'sex ambivalent. ~ Juno Mac & Molly Smith

I do not see that the sex of the candidate is an argument against her admission as a Privatdozent. After all, the Senate is not a bathhouse. Objecting to sex discrimination being the reason for rejection of Emmy Noether's application to join the faculty at the University of Gottingen. ~ David Hilbert

...why, after all this sex, am I still ashamed about sex? Why, when I look at a woman, does the guilt follow so quickly upon the desire that the two have become indistinguishable? ~ Sy Safransky

The trafficking of sex and violence is comes after the demand for ratings. ~ Norman Lear

Good sex is about knowing each other's deepest and kinkiest desires. ~ Abhijit Naskar

It often puzzles me when people think that matters connected with sex ought to be suppressed. Sex itself cannot be suppressed, and the efforts to do it, it seems to me, result in greater damage than it can do itself. After all, it was not an invention of man, but of God. ~ Maxwell Perkins

I have 60-plus videos on YouTube and over 30 million views. Of those 60, only three or four are branded videos. I built that audience by telling stories the way I like to tell them. ~ Casey Neistat

Art, like sex, cannot be carried on indefinitely solo; after all, they have the same enemy, sterility. ~ Ursula K. Le Guin

Truth is, if someone doesn't see you before sex, they definitely don't see you any more after. ~ Erin Bowman

There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain. ~ Audrey Hepburn

The best sex I have ever had was with my vibrator. ~ Eva Longoria

I am able to hug Rosie. This was the issue that caused me the most fear after she agreed to live with me. I generally find body contact unpleasant, but sex is an obvious exception. Sex solved the body contact problem. We are now also able to hug without having sex, which is obviously convenient at times. ~ Graeme Simsion

It's best if we just keep this casual and sleeping together after sex isn't casual. At least not to me."

"You're right. Sleeping together after sex does complicate casual. You're anything but casual, Kate. I want you and I always get what I want. ~ K.L. Kreig

For women born after 1949, the odds were that they would have sex before they reached age twenty.1 Despite the increase in the number of young people having sex in the 1950s and 1960s, access to birth control and sex education lagged far behind. Fearing that sex education would promote or encourage sexual relations, parents and schools thought it best to leave young people uninformed. During this time, effective birth control was difficult to obtain. ~ Ann Fessler

In the two million years during which we climbed from stone-tool-wielding Homo erectus with sloping brows to high-foreheaded Homo urbanis - man, the inventor of the city - we underwent 60 glaciations, 60 ice ages. ~ Howard Bloom

Extra-marital sex is as overrated as pre-marital sex. And marital sex, come to think of it. ~ Simon Gray

Race mixing becomes a crime worse than treason. Humans being humans, and sex being sex, that prohibition never stopped anyone. There were mixed kids in south Africa 9 months after the first Dutch boats hit the beach at Table Bay. ~ Trevor Noah

Sex was never as neat as the movies made it. Real sex was messy. Good sex was messier. ~ Laurell K. Hamilton

Good sex requires further exposure than simply removing one's clothes. And as for a good relationship? Ah! For this one must be prepared to reveal even more."
- André Chevalier ~ Nikki Sex

When you've been around as long as me, Lucy, you'll know that there are three types of sex ... One - brand-new, kitchen-table sex. Two - bedroom sex. Then number three - hallway sex, when you pass each other in the hallway and say 'Fuck you.' - Lockie ~ Kathy Lette

Writers of either gender ought to be able to do the opposite sex-that's one basic test of competence, after all. ~ Julian Barnes

There's stranger sex than sex with strangers. ~ Kris Kidd

My public is growing up just as I am. After all, I'm not 19 anymore and if I stick with the sex bit, who will be paying to see me when I'm 50? ~ Marilyn Monroe

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. ~ Brendan Behan

And after that, after the awkward shuffling away of that last thin layer of clothes, words retreated to the sounds they once were. We had sex. A happy entanglement of warm limbs and warmer love. A physical and psychological merging that conjured a kind of inner light, a bio-emotional phosphorescence, that was overwhelming in its gorgeousness. I wondered why they weren't prouder of it. Of this magic. I wondered why, if they had to have flags, why they didn't just opt for one with a picture of sex. ~ Matt Haig

If being a sex symbol means you have lots of sex, then I am glad to be a sex symbol. But in real life I'm not. That doesn't happen. ~ Diego Luna

And let's stop calling them "sex offenders," as if their crimes had anything to do with sex. (Perhaps Jeffry Dahmer was a "food offender.") ~ Mike Lew

After puberty, you look to one sex for more than friendship and to the other for less-than-complete intimacy. ~ Rafael Yglesias

Religion is probably, after sex, the second oldest resource which human beings have available to them for blowing their mind. ~ Susan Sontag

My standards were, after all, abnormally high." - the fictional ghost of Hugh Hefner, lamenting on sex in the after-life. ~ Michael Czyzniejewski

Ava is like a praying mantis on crack. She will not only chew off his head after she has sex with him, she will have sex with his headless body afterwards and then light it on fire. ~ Tara Sivec

If General Motors is worth $60 a share to an investor it must be because the full common-stock ownership of this gigantic enterprise as a whole is worth 43 million (shares) times $60, or no less than $2,600 million. ~ Benjamin Graham

I was very invested in love but it was just this long sex thing that could end at any moment because after all, it's about getting off. ~ Chuck Palahniuk

Saltwater fishing is only for the strong man with a hard stomach. It's like sex after lunch. ~ Charles Ritz

A lot of rookies hit the wall after 50 or 60 games. ~ Andrew Bogut

For there is no sex. There is but sex that is oppressed and sex that oppresses. It is oppression that creates sex and not the contrary. ~ Monique Wittig

Oral sex is one of the most intimate sex acts you can take part in, and in many ways it can feel more intimate than penetrative sex. It is a vulnerable act in which you relinquish control of your most private and sensitive body part to your partner. ~ Elle Chase

When you make sex to a person, woman or man, you think it unites you. For a moment it gives you the illusion of unity, and then a vast division suddenly comes in. That's why after every sex act, a frustration, a depression sets in. One feels that one is so far away from the beloved. Sex divides, and when love goes deeper and deeper and unites more and more, there is no need for sex. Your inner energies can meet without sex, and you live in such a unity. ~ Rajneesh

Real sex is as much about reciprocity as it is exploration and if you need a reason to resent a man later on, just consider the guy who doesn't believe in cunnilingus ... ~ Roberto Hogue

As much as I think about sex, I can only with extreme difficulty conceive of myself actually performing the act. And here's another thing I wonder about. How could you ever look a girl in the eye after you've had your winkie up her wendell? I mean, doesn't that render normal social conversation impossible? Apparently not. ~ C.D. Payne

Sex is an act of pleasure and an expression of love. How better to communicate one's deepest feelings than without the clumsy use of words?
- André Chevalier ~ Nikki Sex

Sex sells everything and sex kills. ~ Joni Mitchell

Sex ages us. Priests are boyish, spinsters stay black-haired until after fifty. We others, the demon rots us out. ~ John Updike

Life after death. Sex after marriage. While claims are made for the existence of both, the sources are oftentimes unreliable and the evidence, at best, anecdotal. ~ J.D. Lexx

I've done so many sex scenes in my life and it's much easier to do a funny sex scene than a sex scene that is supposed to look like it feels. ~ Stellan Skarsgard

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. ~ Billy Joel

Ironically, survey after survey shows that married men are happier and healthier than unmarried men. Oh, and they also have more sex. ~ Michael Kimmel

I think I'm doing a service to black women by portraying myself as a sex machine. I mean, what's wrong with being a sex machine, darling? Sex is large, sex is life, sex is as large as life, so it appeals to anyone that's living, or rather it should. ~ Grace Jones

It's hard to say which I like more, the perfectly happy days or the hours right after we've ended a good fight. ~ Crystal Woods

Sex is like washing your face - just something you do because you have to. Sex without love is absolutely ridiculous. Sex follows love, it never precedes it. ~ Sophia Loren