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I like definitive things. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Moil quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
I have no interest in gender or race or anything like that. But everyone else is kind of, with their calculating - is this the exact right mix? I think that's - to me it's anti-comedy. It's more about PC-nonsense. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Moil quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
The padded outfits, the bad scripts, the phony-looking sets ... he dealt with it all. He had to. He was Superman. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Moil quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
The Seinfeld writers began checking message boards and other sites regularly to gauge fan response to the episodes. ~ Jennifer Keishin Armstrong
Seinfeld Moil quotes by Jennifer Keishin Armstrong
In our first season we had a 22 rating. Today Seinfeld, a hit show, gets a 15. Lost in Space actually had a bigger audience than Star Trek got at that time. ~ Mark Goddard
Seinfeld Moil quotes by Mark Goddard
Never met Levinson. Ever. He directed those American Express spots for us for Seinfeld, and I was off on some guest spot that I didn't even want to do ... and I got talked into doing it. ~ Patrick Warburton
Seinfeld Moil quotes by Patrick Warburton
You can measure distance by time. 'How far away is it?' 'Oh about 20 minutes.' But it doesn't work the other way. 'When do you get off work?' 'Around 3 miles.' ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Moil quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
Boy, I miss the days they made toys that could kill a kid. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Moil quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
Celebrity is no different from any other energy. It's a force for good or evil. It's no different from money. It's power. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Moil quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
The blessing in life is when you find the torture you are comfortable with. That's marriage, it's kids, it's work, it's exercise. Find the torture you're comfortable with and you'll do well. You've mastered that, you've mastered life. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Moil quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
If professional wrestling did not exist, could you come up with this idea? Could you envision the popularity of huge men in tiny bathing suits, pretending to fight? ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Moil quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
It's shrinkage! Hasn't she heard of shrinkage? -George Costanza, Seinfeld ~ Genna Rulon
Seinfeld Moil quotes by Genna Rulon
What causes homophobia? What is it that makes the heterosexual man worry about this? I think it's because deep down all men know that we have weak sales resistance. We're constantly buying shoes that hurt us, pants that don't fit right. Men think, 'Obviously I can be talked into anything. What if I accidentally wander into some sort of homosexual store thinking it's a shoe store and the salesmen says, 'Just hold this guy's hand, walk around a little bit, see how it feels. No obligation, no pressure, just try it.' ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Moil quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
I love advertising because I love lying. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Moil quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
See, the thing of it is, there's a lot of ugly people out there walking around but they don't know they're ugly because nobody actually tells them. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Moil quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
Maybe if we lie down our brains will work. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Moil quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
Jessica Seinfeld made a toast. She turned to the assembled guests. 'And you are all so lucky to be part of Gwyneth's world. Because this is the real deal. And she's invited all of you good people in here. I would never do that.' ~ Gwyneth Paltrow
Seinfeld Moil quotes by Gwyneth Paltrow
What is this obsession people have with books? They put them in their houses like they're trophies. What do you need it for after you read it? ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Moil quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
Folks who go through the tabloids ought to have to be lied to. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Moil quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
I wonder is illiterate people know the full meaning of alphabet soup? ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Moil quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
I love being a dad. I just love it. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Moil quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
Every other man is looking great saint after marriage. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Moil quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
After you get a job and before you have to do it. Nothing beats that. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Moil quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
What's the deal with Ovaltine? It comes in a round container, you put it in a round glass, why don't they call it Roundtine? ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Moil quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
Ask not what I can do for you. Ask what you can do for me ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Moil quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
One day I was watching these construction workers go back to work. I was watching them kind of trudging down the street. It was like a revelation to me. I realized these guys don't want to go back to work after lunch. But they're going. That's their job. If they can exhibit that level of dedication for that job I should be able to do the same. Trudge your ass in. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Moil quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
I have this old '57 Porsche Speedster, and the way the door closes, I'll just sit there and listen to the sound of the latch going, 'cluh-CLICK-click.' That door! I live for that door. Whatever the opposite of planned obsolescence is, that's what I'm into. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Moil quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
On the side of box of my superman costume it actually said - 'Do not attempt to fly!' ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Moil quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
The biggest laugh has to come at the end. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Moil quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
This is one of my big things of creative pursuits. You have your idea you want to do, but then you got to figure out what does this thing want to be? You got to let it lead you a little. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
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