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Keep your head up in failure, and your head down in success. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
Taking in a baseball game on TV is also a big treat. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
This is one of my big things of creative pursuits. You have your idea you want to do, but then you got to figure out what does this thing want to be? You got to let it lead you a little. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
The big advantage of a book is that it's very easy to rewind. Close it and you're right back at the beginning. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
You'll fold faster than Superman on laundry day ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
There is no such thing as love for the whole family. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
I don't wanna be a Pirate!!!! ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
Maybe if we lie down our brains will work. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
Being funny is one of the ultimate weapons a person can have in human society. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
i chose not to run ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
I look at Seinfeld - he looks like he's having fun. He's just enjoying being Jerry Seinfeld, you know, on 'Seinfeld.' ~ Jerrod Carmichael
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerrod Carmichael
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
Can't you at least die with a little dignity? ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
Every other man is looking great saint after marriage. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
The biggest laugh has to come at the end. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
If I want a long boring story with no point to it, I have my life. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
There's a tremendous power and energy in sharing your life with another person. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
You see, that's the true spirit of Christmas: people being helped by people other than me. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
We sold 'Seinfeld' all over the world but it was a very specific kind of show. In some countries it went down really well, in others they hated it. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
I like money, but it's never been about the money. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
You can be passionate about anything. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
That's why breakups take two or three times- to build up immunity. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
I love how you just make coffee and then somehow something gets done. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
Boy, I miss the days they made toys that could kill a kid. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
Writer's block is a phony, made up, BS excuse for not doing your work. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
No encounter, mouth open up ... that is how the drug businesses see the general public. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
I love Amazon 1-Click ordering. Because if it takes two clicks, I don't even want it anymore. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
On the side of box of my superman costume it actually said - 'Do not attempt to fly!' ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
No, no. It's not your fault. Books, books, I need my books. Have you re-read those books yet, by the way? - Jerry ~ Seinfeld
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According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
I always did well on the essay questions. Just put everything you know on there, maybe you'll hit it. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
Economy is essential to all good art. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
Fatherhood makes you cute. Women find bumbling fathers cute and attractive. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
I like definitive things. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
I can't eat chicken and look at strippers at the same time. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
He'd never seen Seinfeld, so he didn't know who Puddy was or anything. ~ Patrick Warburton
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Patrick Warburton
Sometimes I think more creativity is put into muffin recipes than into the rest of society combined. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
Why would anybody want a friend? ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME! ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
Cremation has become the most popular form of burial in the United States ... People used to want a big, thick granite stone, their names carved into with a chisel. I was here dammit! Cremation is like you're trying to cover up a crime. Burn the body. Scatter the ashes around. As far as anyone's concerned this whole thing never happened. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
I have no illusions about having another 'Seinfeld' in my life. ~ Jason Alexander
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jason Alexander
You know, crankiness is at the essence of all comedy. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
My wife is funny. And I dabble in it. So being funny is big around our house. But what's surprised me is my daughter can do an English accent. I don't know how she learned this. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
In my world, the wronger something feels, the righter it is, ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
Success is the enemy of comedy. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
Having fun is a very particular skill. And not everyone has that skill. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
Dating is pressure and tension. What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night? ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
After you get a job and before you have to do it. Nothing beats that. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
Forty is when you actually begin even deserving to be on stage telling people what you think. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
I'll tell you one thing, since I'm married, single people look absolutely ridiculous to me. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
Cry when you get a Golden Globe. Then you can get an Oscar nomination. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
I watch sitcoms like Seinfeld, and here's a newsflash, but what a great show. ~ Scott Wolf
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Scott Wolf
There's nothing more fun than entertaining kids. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
If airline seat cushions are such great flotation devices, why don't you ever see anyone take one to the beach? ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
Every day when everybody would have lunch I would do TM [Transcendental Meditation] and then I would eat while I was working because I had missed lunch but that is how I survived the 9 years [of Seinfeld], it was that 20 minutes in the middle of the day would save me. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
Elaine: Ugh, I hate people. Jerry: Yeah, they're the worst. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
Not to have a big head about it, but people love me. ~ Ryan Lochte
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Ryan Lochte
What is this obsession people have with books? They put them in their houses like they're trophies. What do you need it for after you read it? ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
A chef who doesn't wash his hands is like a cop who steals. It's a cry for help. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
It's hard to do nothing because you tend to do something and then you have to drop everything. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
I like to try anything ... You have to do the experiments to find out what the formulas are. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
My theory is 98 percent of all human endeavor is killing time. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That's how you know you're still alive. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
The best piece of advice I received before I got married was, "Be careful what you say when you're in a fight, because it could stick in someone's head." I don't think I've ever said anything I really regretted. I'm very sympathetic to women. I've really studied wife-ology, and I know you've got to figure out the feelings. Deal with the feelings. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
If professional wrestling did not exist, could you come up with this idea? Could you envision the popularity of huge men in tiny bathing suits, pretending to fight? ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
Men, as an organization, are getting more women than any other group working anywhere in the world. Wherever women are, we have men looking into it. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
What's the deal with Ovaltine? It comes in a round container, you put it in a round glass, why don't they call it Roundtine? ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
Stand-up is hard. Or to keep it at a certain level is hard: I have no writers but me. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
There's no way that moving in with your parents is a sign that your life is on track. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
In terms of 'Seinfeld', I think there's lot of reality in a show that's supposed to be about nothing. ~ Wale
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Wale
I mean, she's giving and caring and genuinely concerned about the welfare of others. I can't be with someone like that. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
Most people, you do a TV series, it ends three, four, five years later; it's a relic, ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
A really hard laugh is like sex-one of the ultimate diversions of existence. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
I don't return fruit. Fruit's a gamble. I know that going in. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
The worst way of flying, I think, is standby. It never works. That's why they call it standby. You end up standing there going, 'Bye!' ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
The minute I get a big head and start acting like the big man on campus, it's all downhill from there. ~ Scotty McCreery
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Scotty McCreery
The best revenge is living well. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
I had three jobs in college. The best day of my life was when I paid off my student loans, on my own. ~ Jessica Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jessica Seinfeld
Sex to save the friendship? Well if we have to we have to. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
Folks who go through the tabloids ought to have to be lied to. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
I have no plants in my house. They won't live for me. Some of them don't even wait to die, they commit suicide. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
I've compiled a book from the Internet. It's a book of quotations attributed to the wrong people. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
If you've got a bloodstain on your T-shirt, maybe dirty laundry isn't your biggest problem. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
When someone does a small task beautifully, their whole environment is affected by it. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
Well, Howard Stern has been doing his impression of me for years. It doesn't really bother me. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
If you get something right, you really feel it, right in your chest, on stage. I think it's an incomparable experience. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
There is no more embarrassing thing in my life that the fact that I have actually uttered the phrase, I would like to order the Ginsu Knife. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
Sex, that's meaningless, I can understand that, but dinner; that's heavy. That's like an hour. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
See, the thing of it is, there's a lot of ugly people out there walking around but they don't know they're ugly because nobody actually tells them. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
We got the hot fudge on the bottom ... that allows you to control the fudge distribution while you're eating your ice cream. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
There's more to life than making shallow, fairly obvious observations. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
The padded outfits, the bad scripts, the phony-looking sets ... he dealt with it all. He had to. He was Superman. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
I love meeting Israeli people. They look at me like a son ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld Big Head quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
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