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#1. Anyone of my generation who trusts government probably has an I.Q. that would make a good golf score. - Author: Rita Mae Brown
Schmidtys Golf quotes by Rita Mae Brown
#2. I thought marriage was tough. Golf's like going over Niagara Falls in a barrel! It's a psychological game that gets into your blood. - Author: Sylvester Stallone
Schmidtys Golf quotes by Sylvester Stallone
#3. The only thing in my bag that works is the bug spray. - Author: Bruce Lansky
Schmidtys Golf quotes by Bruce Lansky
#4. There would be nothing to get me to run for president. I don't even understand how anyone would want that job at all. Although I would be able to play golf which I don't seem to have time now. - Author: Ellen DeGeneres
Schmidtys Golf quotes by Ellen DeGeneres
#5. Whether it's golf or writing, you have friends, and then you have 'friends' friends. Friends who are like family. I can count my close friends on two hands, which is good, I think. That's a lot. Some are at home in Spain, others are elsewhere, and some are in golf. - Author: Sergio Garcia
Schmidtys Golf quotes by Sergio Garcia
#6. I hated golf when we first started, but a big part of the training process was falling in love with this sport, so I went on tour with the UCLA Team. - Author: Shia Labeouf
Schmidtys Golf quotes by Shia Labeouf
#7. Concentrating for four hours will wear you out mentally. - Author: Sergio Garcia
Schmidtys Golf quotes by Sergio Garcia
#8. One thing about golf is you don't know why you play bad and why you play good. - Author: George Archer
Schmidtys Golf quotes by George Archer
#9. Jenny can still suck a golf ball through a garden hose and she guns my cock like a champ since she misplaced her false teeth! - Author: Tara Sivec
Schmidtys Golf quotes by Tara Sivec
#10. It's hard not to play golf that's up to Jack Nicklaus standards when you are Jack Nicklaus. - Author: Jack Nicklaus
Schmidtys Golf quotes by Jack Nicklaus
#11. President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner played golf this weekend. Obama's handicap is Joe Biden. - Author: Jay Leno
Schmidtys Golf quotes by Jay Leno
#12. Somebody once said that good conversation should be like a tennis match, with each player gracefully sending the ball back across the net; instead, most conversation is like a golf game, with each player stroking only his own ball, and waiting impatiently for the other to finish. - Author: Sydney J. Harris
Schmidtys Golf quotes by Sydney J. Harris
#13. If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course ... Real estate values go 'boom!' - Author: Adam Carolla
Schmidtys Golf quotes by Adam Carolla
#14. If I owned a Rembrandt and it had some dull colors, I don't think I'd go put reds and yellows in there just to brighten it up. I feel the same way about old golf courses. When you have a masterpiece, I sure wouldn't tinker with it. - Author: Ray Floyd
Schmidtys Golf quotes by Ray Floyd
#15. With the sax, I learned technique well enough so that it feels like part of my body, and I just express myself. That's where I want to get in golf. - Author: Kenny G
Schmidtys Golf quotes by Kenny G
#16. I guess that's why they call it Hell. - Author: Jack Nicklaus
Schmidtys Golf quotes by Jack Nicklaus
#17. Whenever I dream of playing a perfect round of golf, which I rarely do more than a dozen times a day, I picture myself on one of my favorite British Open-style links, and in particular the great courses of the west of Ireland, whose holes flow through naturally bunkered dunesland never far from the sight or sound of surf. - Author: Henry Beard
Schmidtys Golf quotes by Henry Beard
#18. Sometimes, I play a round of extremely poor golf. - Author: Bobby Keys
Schmidtys Golf quotes by Bobby Keys
#19. For me, 'choking' is just another term in golf. - Author: Johnny Miller
Schmidtys Golf quotes by Johnny Miller
#20. Mrs. Heath wanted to sprinkle their minds with grass seed and watch the blades spike up through the earth, flat and predictable as a golf course. She wanted dependable students, well fed but not necessarily nourished. But he was not in that category. Admittedly, he could not count on his perceptions of letters and words, and he was not always accurate. He misused words most when he liked their sound. A sentence had a kind of music, and the word sounded right. The definitions were never as interesting as the sound they made coming out of your mouth. He rolled their flavors around on his tongue, tasting every nook and cranny, but he could not be trusted to deliver the right answer and she would never give him better than a C, no matter what genius work he produced. The way he saw it, his mind was a big unruly field of wildflowers. One day he would shower the world with blossoms. - Author: Elizabeth Brundage
Schmidtys Golf quotes by Elizabeth Brundage
#21. Look, there are no shortcuts in golf, and there are no shortcuts in life. You have to work for it. Dream big and keep your dreams for yourself. Because the dreams that you have are those things that separate you from others. If you give up your dream, you give up hope. And without hope, you are nothing. - Author: Tiger Woods
Schmidtys Golf quotes by Tiger Woods
#22. The Scots say that Nature itself dictated that golf should be played by the seashore. Rather, the Scots saw in the eroded sea coasts a cheap battleground on which they could whip their fellow men in a game based on the Calvinist doctrine that man is meant to suffer here below and never more than when he goes out to enjoy himself. - Author: Alistair Cooke
Schmidtys Golf quotes by Alistair Cooke
#23. On either side of them the essence of honky tonk beach resort had now enclosed them: gas stations, fried clam stands, Dairy Treets, motels painted in feverish pastel colors, mini golf.

Larry was drawn two painful ways by these things. Part of him clamored at their sad and blatant ugliness and at the ugliness of the minds that had turned this section of a magnificent, savage coastline into one long highway amusement park for families in station wagons. But there was a more subtle, deeper part of him that whispered of the people who had filled these places and this road during other summers. Ladies in sunhats and shorts too tight for their large behinds. College boys in red and black striped rugby shirts. Girls in beach shifts and thong sandals. Small screaming children with ice cream spread over their faces. They were American people, and there was a kind of dirty, compelling romance about them whenever they were in groups never mind if the group was in an Aspen ski lodge or performing their prosaic/ arcane rites of summer along Route 1 in Maine. And now all these Americans were gone. - Author: Stephen King
Schmidtys Golf quotes by Stephen King
#24. His driving is unbelievable. I don't go that far on my holidays. - Author: Ian Baker-Finch
Schmidtys Golf quotes by Ian Baker-Finch
#25. It is more satisfying to be a bad player at golf. The worse you play, the better you remember the occasional good shot. - Author: Nubar Gulbenkian
Schmidtys Golf quotes by Nubar Gulbenkian
#26. I got no pride on the hole. It's a par-5 and I play it that way. A four is a birdie. - Author: Lee Trevino
Schmidtys Golf quotes by Lee Trevino
#27. I'm not the only foreigner who took up golf while living in Jakarta. - Author: Raymond Bonner
Schmidtys Golf quotes by Raymond Bonner
#28. I've always tried to play golf with a golf club. I have a hard time driving with my rifle. I mean, 18 is really narrow ... I have no problem with the course, except for the tee shot on 18. - Author: Jack Nicklaus
Schmidtys Golf quotes by Jack Nicklaus
#29. If the wind is in your face, you swing too hard just to get the ball through it; if the wind is at your back, you swing too hard just to see how far you can get the ball to go. - Author: Henry Beard
Schmidtys Golf quotes by Henry Beard
#30. You can win tournaments when you're mechanical, but golf is a game of emotion and adjustment. If you're not aware of what's happening to your mind and your body when you're playing, you'll never be able to be the very best you can be. - Author: Jack Nicklaus
Schmidtys Golf quotes by Jack Nicklaus
#31. Addressing a golf ball would seem to be a simple matter; that is, to the uninitiated who cannot appreciate that a golf ball can hold more terrors than a spacious auditorium packed with people. - Author: Bobby Jones
Schmidtys Golf quotes by Bobby Jones
#32. Golf may be played on Sunday, not being a game within the view of the law, but being a form of moral effort. - Author: Stephen Leacock
Schmidtys Golf quotes by Stephen Leacock
#33. I feel like I'm back visiting an old grandmother. She's crotchety and eccentric, but also elegant, and anyone who doesn't fall in love with her has no imagination. - Author: Tony Lema
Schmidtys Golf quotes by Tony Lema
#34. Achievements on the golf course are not what matters, decency and honesty are what matter. - Author: Tiger Woods
Schmidtys Golf quotes by Tiger Woods
#35. Sometimes I lie awake ay night, and I wonder, "is life like golf or is it more like baseball?" Then a voice comes to me out of the dark that says, "try shuffleboard. - Author: Charles M. Schulz
Schmidtys Golf quotes by Charles M. Schulz
#36. It is nevertheless a game of considerable passion, either of the explosive type, or that which burns inwardly and sears the soul. - Author: Bobby Jones
Schmidtys Golf quotes by Bobby Jones
#37. My main goal is to be the No. 1 American and the No. 1 player in the world. If an American is on top of the leader board every week, it will bring more people into the game of golf. - Author: Paula Creamer
Schmidtys Golf quotes by Paula Creamer
#38. Few golfers are born with the natural talent for hitting the ball, but every player is blessed with the God-given ability to throw a club. - Author: Henry Beard
Schmidtys Golf quotes by Henry Beard
#39. There's a million dark little corners in Baytowne for you two to snuggle-"
"Ohmysweetgoodness, Chloe, stop!" I giggle and shiver at the same time and accidentally imagine walking around The Village in Baytowne Wharf with Galen. The Village is exactly that-a sleepy little village of tourist shops in the middle of a golf-course resort. During the daytime anyway. At night though...that's when the dance club wakes up and opens its doors to all the sunburned partiers roaming the cobblestoned walkways with their daiquiris. Galen would look great under the twinling lights, even with a shirt on...
Chloe smirks. "Uh-huh. Already thought of that, huh?"
"Uh-huh. Then why are your cheeks as red as hot sauce?"
"Nuh-uh!" I laugh. She does, too.
"You want me to go ask him to meet us, then?"
I nod. "How old do you think he is?"
She shrugs. "Not creepy-old. Old enough for me to be jailboat, though. Lucky for him, you just turned eighteen...What the...did you just kick me?" She peers into the water, wswipes her hand over the surface as if clearing away something to see better. "Something just bumped me."
She cups her hands over her eyes and squints, leaving down so close that one good wave could slap her chin. The concentration on her face almost convinces me. Almost. But I grew up with Chloe-we've been next-door neighbors since the third grade. I've grown used to fake rubber snakes on my front porch, salt in the sugar dish, and Saran wrap spr - Author: Anna Banks
Schmidtys Golf quotes by Anna Banks
#40. What is Love compared with holing out before your opponent? - Author: P.G. Wodehouse
Schmidtys Golf quotes by P.G. Wodehouse
#41. If golfers can run around and crow when they make a birdie, I think it would be just as proper to lie down on the green and cry when you make a bogey. - Author: J. C. Snead
Schmidtys Golf quotes by J. C. Snead
#42. My dad was a big believer of having a golf club that fit me. Always have a golf club that fits you, so you don't have to make any swing compensations for that particular golf club. - Author: Tiger Woods
Schmidtys Golf quotes by Tiger Woods
#43. If you'd offered me a 69 at the start this morning I'd have been all over you! - Author: Sam Torrance
Schmidtys Golf quotes by Sam Torrance
#44. Tempo is the glue that sticks all elements of the golf swing together. - Author: Nick Faldo
Schmidtys Golf quotes by Nick Faldo
#45. Golf has been such a gift in my life, and I've enjoyed it so much and enjoyed lots of wonderful times on the golf course with my husband first, and then I got to play in all these celebrity tournaments. I'm often the only female celebrity in the tournament, hence the term 'Token Chick.' So it's been such a great, great gift in my life. - Author: Cheryl Ladd
Schmidtys Golf quotes by Cheryl Ladd

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