Rollerblades Funny Quotes

Nietzsche said 'What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger,'" Jim said to me as we slogged along another trash-strewn roadside." "Yeah, right," I said. "How about radiation? ~ Will McIntosh

Then with Lucy [Hale], her little thing that I kind of learned from her is her country music because she's obsessed with country and at the beginning, I wasn't a huge fan of it, but I was listening to some songs that she plays in the hair and makeup room and she's also so funny, too. She does these character impersonations and they're just so funny. Made up characters of course, but she can switch into someone else so fast. I'm always laughing at Lucy and she's like a little Polly Pocket, you know? The tiny one. ~ Shay Mitchell

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. ~ Bill Cosby

Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn't do for anything else. Same with money. ~ Satchel Paige

Yeah. I've been pretty fortunate to travel I guess, all around the place. ~ Ben E. King

The first step is always to succeed in becoming surprised - to notice that there is something funny going on. ~ David Gelernter

The nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least I can dream. ~ Marilyn Monroe

What President of the Airline is doing is, he's urging everyone to give up their frequent flyer miles for sick kids ... But as I was reading this, there were two empty seats next to me. Why can't sick kids sit there? If they're so concerned with sick kids, shouldn't they have like a pen of sick kids next to the gate? ~ David Cross

Sol? As much as I appreciate you making me this lovely womanly blanket ... you think we could try lying like normal people who don't want to merge into one being?"
"Can't have that. We'd make one gross merged being. Your ass and my ass together? The universe would run in terror. ~ Charlotte Stein

They say the recipe for Sprite is lemon and lime. I tried to make it at home. There's more to it than that. ~ Mitch Hedberg

He knew you can't really be strong until you can see a funny side of things. ~ Ken Kesey

It's a funny semantic turn - when someone paints a landscape, no one says they "borrowed" it, only that they painted it. ~ Joe Bradley

But of course these are scientists. Tell them to leave something alone, and all they want to do is poke it with a stick. ~ Beth Revis

Never make eye contact with a stranger when you're having a churro. ~ Rucy Ban

That's easy," Russell said. "Because everybody else in this here place is crooked as a dog's hind leg. ... ~ Les Standiford

There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails. ~ Jonathan Swift

Life is like a potato. Well, at least my life is. ~ Me

If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know when you're getting laid, and you know when it's all over. Those are the only two things you're aware of. ~ Adam Carolla

That's Hendrick's 19th home run. One more and he reaches double figures. ~ Jerry Coleman

I'm a whore!"
Miki hit the brakes ... her hands.. gripping the steering wheel, glanced at Sara. "You're not wearing any underwear, are you?"
Sara let out a strangled squeal ... ~ Shelly Laurenston

Peter is ... adjusting. He's back in school, and he's doing quite well. I wish you could find it in your heart to forgive him."
"I've got this funny resentful streak about people who try to kill me. ~ Josh Lanyon

I had no idea what they were saying in Italian as a child, they spoke too quickly on the radio. But I realized that language was very funny. ~ Dominic Chianese

9. How can we tell if a politician is telling the truth? Is there a way to know for sure? You may remember the old joke: "How do you know if a politician is lying? If he's moving his lips." It's not that funny anymore, is it? Obviously, there is no certain way to know at the moment something is said. But remember this: past performance serves to reveal future behavior. A person who has exhibited a pattern of lying is a liar. ~ Andy Andrews

... Pfiffikus, whose vulgarity made Rosa Hubermann look like a wordsmith and a saint. ~ Markus Zusak

Clint Eastwood is so fair and consistent. It does not matter who he is talking to, he is always nice. It doesn't matter whether he is with a production assistant or Steven Spielberg, he is friendly and never seems superior. I think it is hard for people to realize that he is accessible because they are caught up in the image and can't talk to him because he is 'Clint Eastwood', so they get tongue-tied. They get terrified. It is funny watching people with him. ~ Paul Walker

I always hate telling my jokes in print 'cause I always feel like it reads so not funny and people read it and they think, 'Oh, so that's what that guy does in his stand-up? That's terrible.' ~ Aziz Ansari

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. ~ Bill Watterson

Suddenly I began to wonder how to please so many people. do I take the magnesium citrate? What about the coffee enema? Do I do both? Do I do the abdominal message or the colonic? Do I tell the doctors about each other? East meets West in Gilda's body: Western medicine down my throat, Eastern medicine up my butt. ~ Gilda Radner

You may be the only guy my age I've ever met who knows what bergamot is, much less that it's in Earl Grey tea." "Yes, well," Jace said, with a supercilious look, "I'm not like other guys. Besides," he added, flipping a book off the shelf, "at the Institute we have to take classes in basic medicinal uses for plants. It's required." "I figured all your classes were stuff like Slaughter 101 and Beheading for Beginners." Jace flipped a page. "Very funny, Fray. ~ Cassandra Clare

[about sex and being married] It's like being the National Guard, we may not be seeing as much action as the front line, but we are living to fight another day. ~ Jeff Foxworthy

It's funny, the moment you dread the most, seeing yourself bald, is actually not such a bad moment at all. ~ Sylvie Meis

Thats the danger of democracy: If organizations can develop, if people are no longer just glued to the tube, you may have all these funny thoughts arising in their heads, like sickly inhibitions against the use of military force. That has to be overcome, but it hasn't been overcome. ~ Noam Chomsky

When I say something funny, I don't laugh. ~ Blake Lively

I am beautiful, famous and gorgeous. ~ Anna Kournikova

You may think that's funny Osama but you never can squeeze every last bit of pride out of a human being. It's like a tube of toothpaste. You can twist it and you can crush it but there's always a tiny bit left isn't there? ~ Chris Cleave