Risck Riordan Quotes

I was the first to regain my wits. I hate it when that happens.
"Hello," I said to the giant.
I'm diplomatic that way, always knowing the right greeting. ~ Rick Riordan

Piper to Drew:
P: In case youthink Im not a true Daughter of Aphrodite dont even look at Jason Grace. He may not know it yet but he's mine. If you even try to make a move, I will load you into a catapult and shoot you across Long Island Sound. ~ Rick Riordan

Nico di Angelo has warned them: the House of Hades would stir their worst memories, make them see things and hear things from the past Their ghosts would become restless. ~ Rick Riordan

Mark my words, nothing smells worse than burned scorpion. ~ Rick Riordan

Percy threw his arms around her. They kissed, and for a moment nothing else mattered. An asteroid could have hit the planet and wiped out all life, and Annabeth wouldn't have cared. ~ Rick Riordan

I thought maybe she'd whisk us off by magic, or at least hail a taxi. Instead, Bast borrowed a silver Lexus convertible.
"Oh, yes," she purred. "I like this one! Come along, children."
"But this isn't yours," I pointed out.
"My dear, I'm a cat. Everything I see is mine." She touched the ignition and the keyhole sparked. The engine began to purr. [No, Sadie. Not like a cat, like an engine.] ~ Rick Riordan

Hi," Piper said, as casually as she could. "We're back. ~ Rick Riordan

Just Leo's luck. A super-hot immortal girl was waiting for him on Ogygia, but he couldn't figure out how to wire a stupid chunk of rock into the three-thousand-year-old navigation device. Some problems even duct tape couldn't solve. ~ Rick Riordan

They passed a couple of guys making a bronze windup toy. At least that's what it looked like. It was a six-inch-tall centaur - half man, half horse - armed with a miniature bow. One of the campers cranked the centaur's tail, and it whirred to life. It galloped across the table, yelling, "Die, mosquito! Die, mosquito!" and shooting everything in sight. ~ Rick Riordan

Please tell me we don't have to find it," Percy said. "I've had enough giant magic statues for one trip. ~ Rick Riordan

The images from the book you make in your head are always going to be the best images. ~ Rick Riordan

a missile hurtling toward him and screaming like a little girl...what ~ Rick Riordan

Even after four thousand years, I could still learn important life lessons. For instance: never go shopping with a satyr.
Finding the store took forever, because Grover kept getting sidetracked. He stopped to chat with a yucca. He gave directions to a family of ground squirrels. He smelled smoke and led us on a chase across the desert until he found a burning cigarette someone had dropped onto the road.
"This is how fires start," he said, then responsibly disposed of the cigarette butt by eating it.
I didn't see anything within a mile radius that could have caught fire. I was reasonably sure rocks and soil were not flammable, but I never argue with people who eat cigarettes. ~ Rick Riordan

I sort of fell."
"Percy! Six hundred and thirty feet? ~ Rick Riordan

But how do we even get to the land of the dead?" I asked. "I mean ... without dying. ~ Rick Riordan

Sadie Kane here. If you're listening to this, congratulations, you survived doomsday. ~ Rick Riordan

Hazel blinked. "Two gods had a horse for a kid?"
"Long story. ~ Rick Riordan

You're a stalker with hooves."
"I am not! I followed her to the Big House and hid in a bush and watched the whole thing. ~ Rick Riordan

Sadie and Bes laughed like crazy. Me, I was too busy yelling, "Crevice! Look out! Flaming geyser! Go left!" Call me practical. I wanted to live. I grabbed Zia's hand and tried to hang on. ~ Rick Riordan

All right cupcakes listen up! ~ Rick Riordan

The circumference could have accommodated a Roman hippodrome. A ~ Rick Riordan

The only thing they had in common was Calypso, and every time Leo thought about that he wanted to punch Percy in the face. ~ Rick Riordan

Stop that, I told my brain.
Also, the wedding is tomorrow, said my brain.
Get out of my head.
My brain refused to get out of my head. Inconsiderate brain. ~ Rick Riordan

As for her charmspeak, she'd gotten so powerful it made Leo nervous. If she told him to eat his vegetables, he might actually do it. ~ Rick Riordan

Whenever I'm tempted to hug a dwarf, that's usually a sign I need to move along. ~ Rick Riordan

Do you have any strix-pertinent information or not, O Wise Projectile?"
The arrow buzzed, no doubt trying to access Wikipedia. It denies using the Internet. Perhaps, then, it's just a coincidence the arrow is always more helpful when we are in an area with free Wi-Fi. ~ Rick Riordan

She would expect explanations from her Main Man, and while I had invented mansplaining and was its foremost practitioner, I had no answers to give her. ~ Rick Riordan

Festus, good news!' he shouted. 'Our navigation readings are completely messed up! ~ Rick Riordan

Two aisles, each a quarter of a mile long, were entirely devoted to camouflage clothing in every possible colour: desert brown, forest green, arctic grey, and hot pink, just in case your spec-ops team needed to infiltrate a child's princess-themed birthday party. ~ Rick Riordan

Thank Ra!" She exclaimed.
"Yeah, I'm alive."
"No, I almost jumped in after you. I hate the water! ~ Rick Riordan

If the world ended the day after tomorrow, I would not go to my death without first knowing I'd done everything I could to save my friend. ~ Rick Riordan

Get the parents out of the way and then something interesting can happen. ~ Rick Riordan

Annabeth's face, her blond hair and gray eyes, the way she laughed, threw her arms around him, and gave him a kiss whenever he did something stupid.
She must have kissed me a lot, Percy thought. ~ Rick Riordan

Now, personally, I'm not fond of huge snakes, especially ones with human heads and stupid hats. If I'd summoned this thing, I would've cast a spell to send it back, super quick. But Setne just rolled up his scroll, slipped it in his jacket pocket, and grinned. "Awesome!" The cobra lady hissed. "Who dares summon me? I am Wadjet, queen of cobras, protector of Lower Egypt, eternal mistress of - " "I know!" Setne clapped his hands. "I'm a huge fan!" I ~ Rick Riordan

Juno: "All roads lead there child. You should know that."
Percy: "Detention? ~ Rick Riordan

Hold up," Leo said. "You guys lost a dragon? A Real full size dragon? ~ Rick Riordan

That's great. Except for the fact that it's completely unimportant. ~ Rick Riordan

When one is a god, the world hangs on your every word. When one is sixteen…not so much. ~ Rick Riordan