Rea Earl Quotes

There is never just one bitch in a fat, mad girl's life. ~ Rae Earl

Hearing may make shorter intuitive leaps than sight, but it too is subject to illusions. The most pleasant of these are 'mondegreens,' named by the author Sylvia Wright from her youthful mishearing of the Scottish ballad that actually says, 'They hae slain the Earl o' Moray / and they layd him on the green'--not, alas, 'the Lady Mondegreen.' Children, with their relaxed expectations for logic, are a rich source of these (pledging allegiance to 'one Asian in the vestibule, with little tea and just rice for all'), but everyone has the talent to infer the ridiculous from the inaudible--and, what's more, to believe in it. Here, at least, we do behave like computers, in that our voice-recognition software has little regard for probability but boldly assumes we live in a world of surrealist poets. We are certain that Mick Jagger will never leave our pizza burning and that the Shadow knows what evil lurks in the hot cement. ~ Michael Kaplan

And listen
tell your friend to try English Breakfast net time. It's a little more robust. Earl Grey is really more of a 'Sense and Sensibility' kind of tea.
Cab driver to J.D. Jameson ~ Julie James

Play the game with a smile. ~ Earl Monroe

Miss Tarabotti pinched him for such blatant innuendo. It did not matter where she pinched, as the earl was a bare canvas of pinchability. ~ Gail Carriger

You'll find boredom where there is the absence of a good idea. ~ Earl Nightingale

The best way to help a man increase his output is to help build the man. Help him increase his stature as a man, and he will just naturally do better-on the job and off. ~ Earl Nightingale

Throughout all history, the great wise men and teachers, philosophers,
and prophets have disagreed with one another on many different things.
It is only on this one point that they are in complete and unanimous agreement. We become what we think about. ~ Earl Nightingale

Fuck exercise now. I'll start it when I'm thin. ~ Rae Earl

Trust in God and go to church. ~ Earl Hamner, Jr.

Only by knowledge of that which is not thyself, shall thyself be learned. ~ Robert Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Earl Of Lytton

Christ was one person, limited to ministry in only one place at a time. In order to minister as an omnipresent Spirit, Jesus relinquished His fleshly dimension with its limitations of time and place. He entered a higher realm of restoration and love by becoming an indwelling Spirit. ~ Earl Paulk

People ask me to smile for the camera, but somehow it always comes out gloomy. ~ Stephen Rea

What kind of tea do you want?"
"There´s more than one kind of tea?...What do you have?"
"Let´s see... Blueberry, Raspberry, Ginseng, Sleepytime, Green Tea, Green Tea with Lemon, Green Tea with Lemon and Honey, Liver Disaster, Ginger with Honey, Ginger Without Honey, Vanilla Almond, White Truffle Coconut, Chamomile, Blueberry Chamomile, Decaf Vanilla Walnut, Constant Comment and Earl Grey."
-"I.. Uh...What are you having?... Did you make some of those up? ~ Bryan Lee O'Malley

I love being with people and hate being disliked. It's a mass thing ... but I want a special kind of relationship with one person too.
I just can't seem to have both ~ Rae Earl

No life can be pure in its purpose, and strong in its strife, and all life not be purer and stronger thereby. ~ Robert Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Earl Of Lytton

Optimism is the cheerful frame of mind that enables a teakettle to sing, though in hot water up to its nose. ~ Earl Weaver

When I hold you, you will be the Duchess of Earl. ~ Gene Chandler

I wish I was Rapunzel
Letting down her hair
But at the bottom of my tower
There's nobody stood there.
No prince to carry me off to the sunset ...
The reason why of course,
I don't look like his princess,
I look like his horse. ~ Rae Earl

When the jig is up, there is no need for additional dancing. ~ Earl Derr Biggers

Each person's grief journey is unique as a fingerprint or a snowflake. ~ Earl A Grollman

The Earl of Mayne's kisses would never be called objectionable. They were so sophisticated and sleek, persuasive and delicate, that Helene didn't mind them - much. It was just that she really wanted to get back to Rees. She had a thought about the score he had given her.
"I must go," she said, pulling back. And then added, "alas. ~ Eloisa James

I feel that the greatest reward for doing is the opportunity to do more. ~ Earl Warren

However we pass Time, he passes still,
Passing away whatever the pastime,
And, whether we use him well or ill,
Some day he gives us the slip for the last time. ~ Robert Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Earl Of Lytton

How can I be of the greatest service doing that which I most enjoy doing? ~ Earl Nightingale

The fruits of life fall into the hands of those who climb the tree and pick them. ~ Earl Tupper

Successful people are not without problems. They're simply people who've learned to solve their problems. ~ Earl Nightingale

Jesus Christ, as the first-fruit of the Kingdom, began the work of conquering death on an individual basis, but we, as His church, will be the ones to complete the task. Jesus said (Matthew 28:18), "all power is given unto me in heaven and in earth," and the church today has that same power. Death will not be conquered by Jesus returning to earth. It will be conquered when the church stands up boldly and says, "We have dominion over the earth." ~ Earl Paulk

It is a duty not only to punish, but to prevent all manner of evil. ~ Philip Cunliffe-Lister, 1st Earl Of Swinton

The union of Church and State is not to make the Church political, but the State religious. ~ John Scott, 1st Earl Of Eldon

Your rewards in life are in direct proportion to your service ~ Earl Nightingale

She told me to wait,that I was going to lose a finger." Earl looked toward the kitchen and back at Ty and Duece. He snorted. "I asked her, did she think I was stupid? Then a couple of snips later, whack. Off went the finger. And you know what that woman said to me? I said 'Mara you cut my finger off.' And your mother said to me, 'Well Earl who's stupid now? ~ Abigail Roux

We tend to live up to our expectations. ~ Earl Nightingale