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The people were all busy in their cars, listening to the radio, so there was no one to smile at, so I just sent my love to the traffic lights. No one ever appreciates them, all day long, working so hard to turn red and yellow and green, right in time with us to make sure we don't crash into each other. If there was any tiny chance, even the tiniest chance, that they happened to be alive, I bet I was the first person ever to tell them they were special. You are special, I said out loud in my car, but in case they couldn't hear, I cracked my window open. "You are special," I said, to the night air.
And just like that, a green light. ~ Aimee Bender
Quirky Humor quotes by Aimee Bender
Cam shook his head. 'Do you ever listen to how much crazy shit comes out of your mouth?'
'Nope.' I hooked my fingers into his waistband and pulled him closer. 'Nobody does. That's why I remain undiagnosed.' ~ Lisa Henry
Quirky Humor quotes by Lisa Henry
I relaxed back into the mattress as other elements in the room began to filter though my senses, namely the extraordinary warmth at my back. The air was filled with the smell of masculine skin and hints of cologne, soap, and dryer sheets.

Hank was back. And his scent wasn't the only thing surrounding me; his arm was thrown over my hip and my back was tucked nicely against his front. ...

It was nice. Good. Right, even. And then another feeling struck me in a novel way. Protected. I felt protected. A disbelieving laugh bubbled in my throat as I lay there, a small smile parked on my face.

I was always the one out there protecting people. And after Will and I had split, I'd had no one to go to for comfort, to let all my guards down, to take a rest from being the caregiver, provider, guard, and detective. To let someone else be tough for a while.

Had to admit, I liked it. And I never thought in a gazillion years I'd find this feeling with an off-worlder. I liked Hank's strength, his power, his quirky humor, even the badass attitude he caught sometimes.

I was in so much trouble. ~ Kelly Gay
Quirky Humor quotes by Kelly Gay
He was in search of a story, nothing more. He shouldn't be thinking about her bedroom at all. But, in a matter of minutes, the Greek aerialist had drawn him in with her shy smiles and quirky humor. ~ Aria Kane
Quirky Humor quotes by Aria Kane
I hadn't realized she could shrink ... It makes sense now with the tricks Ari was able to perform with her."
"She wasn't born that way. Her mother was a scientist working to reduce subatomic particles."
"And whose mom isn't?" Raven joked. "Was Rick Moranis involved somehow? ~ J.T. Bock
Quirky Humor quotes by J.T. Bock
I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm ... I'm hungry actually. ~ Kristen Schaal
Quirky Humor quotes by Kristen Schaal
I wasn't really naked. I simply didn't have any clothes on. ~ Josephine Baker
Quirky Humor quotes by Josephine Baker
She told her daughter to never marry for money, the price is too high. But, don't hang out at the trailer park while you're looking. ~ Dawn Galland
Quirky Humor quotes by Dawn Galland
If it's attention you want, don't get involved with a man during play-off season. ~ Rita Rudner
Quirky Humor quotes by Rita Rudner
There are times, Sember, when I could believe your mother had a secret lover. Looking at you makes me wonder if it was one of my goats. ~ David Gemmell
Quirky Humor quotes by David Gemmell
I describe myself as a member of the Church of England, which I suppose is an inoffensive way of saying that you don't believe in anything very much ~ William Somerset Maugham
Quirky Humor quotes by William Somerset Maugham
If you are not too long, I will wait for you all my life. ~ Oscar Wilde
Quirky Humor quotes by Oscar Wilde
Begin at the beginning," the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop. ~ Lewis Carroll
Quirky Humor quotes by Lewis Carroll
Less talk, more screaming. ~ Michael J. Sullivan
Quirky Humor quotes by Michael J. Sullivan
How do you kill something that's already dead?
Nobody knows enough about them. Ask Jason. He'll have an opinion.
Wait a moment. Rachel could see Corinne talking to Jason, but they were too far ahead to hear. He says you chop them up into little pieces.
But what if that infects you with the disease?
Jason leaned closer to answer Corinne quietly. She laughed. You let Nollin do it. ~ Brandon Mull
Quirky Humor quotes by Brandon Mull
In week one of the 'X Factor,' just to be a little bit quirky, I decided to say that I like girls who eat carrots. Ever since I've had lots and lots and lots of carrots. ~ Louis Tomlinson
Quirky Humor quotes by Louis Tomlinson
There was one time where I failed to perform sexually. My girlfriend said to me "oh don't worry, it happens to a lot of guys". Ok, there are two things wrong with that. First of all who are these other guys?, and second of all if it's happening to more than one of us, don't you think it could be YOUR fault? ~ Jimmy Carr
Quirky Humor quotes by Jimmy Carr
Your Majesty," Durzo said gravely. "A man of your stature's cursing vocabulary ought to extend beyond a tedious reiteration of the excreta that fills the void between his ears." - Durzo Blint ~ Brent Weeks
Quirky Humor quotes by Brent Weeks
I thought about TimeBlaze. We should ... shorten the titles. The titles are getting long. More colons than a proctologist. ~ D.C. Pierson
Quirky Humor quotes by D.C. Pierson
I thought we were going to take a 20-mule team out to the Grand Canyon and get a Bunsen burner and a bow and arrow, and whatever you can catch you cook. And it's gotta be gourmet and it better look good. ~ The Creators Of Top Chef
Quirky Humor quotes by The Creators Of Top Chef
I suppose that's one of the ironies of life doing the wrong thing at the right moment. ~ Charlie Chaplin
Quirky Humor quotes by Charlie Chaplin
I made a sudden decision. "and my dog has followed me from town and cought up with us here. I left him with friends, but he must have chewed his rope. here, boy, come to heel."
I'll chew your heel off for you, Nighteyes offerd savagely, but he came, following me out into the cleared yard.
"Damn big dog," Nick observed. He leaned forward. "looks more than half a wolf to me."
"Some in Farrow have told me that. It's a buck breed. We use them for harding sheep."
You will pay for this. I promise you.
In answer I leaned down to pat his shoulder and then scratch his ears. Wag your tail, Nighteyes.
"He's a loyal old dog. I should have known he wouldn't be left behind."
The things i endure for you. He wagged his tail. Once. ~ Robin Hobb
Quirky Humor quotes by Robin Hobb
Can't living with the bill means it won't become law. ~ George W. Bush
Quirky Humor quotes by George W. Bush
What are they fighting about?"
Julian could take his guesses. "I would say Grady wants to shoot me. Garrett is telling him no, too much paperwork. ~ Abigail Roux
Quirky Humor quotes by Abigail Roux
I love to read; I love to listen; I love to talk
in that order. ~ C.L. Gammon
Quirky Humor quotes by C.L. Gammon
If a shred of integrity fell into your soul, it would die a very lonely death. ~ Jasper Fforde
Quirky Humor quotes by Jasper Fforde
I Think, Therefore I Am ... I Think ... ~ David Ski
Quirky Humor quotes by David Ski
Liz cleared her throat. "Isn't there a more polite term we're supposed to use nowadays? Like ... little person, or vertically challenged,or-"
"I'm not going to call myself the god of vertically challenged people," Bes grumbled. "I'm a dwarf! ~ Rick Riordan
Quirky Humor quotes by Rick Riordan
He immediately went down with a thud and I was pretty certain most of the furniture in the room jumped when he landed. ~ Kristen Ashley
Quirky Humor quotes by Kristen Ashley
Written on her tombstone: "I told you I was sick. ~ Erma Bombeck
Quirky Humor quotes by Erma Bombeck
That was the funniest thing I'd heard in days.
You're kidding, right? PLEASE tell me you have a stronger motive for me than 'fair is fair.' Life isn't FAIR, Dean ... Nothing is fair, EVER. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I need to help you because FAIR IS FAIR? Try, 'I need you to help me so I won't rip out your spine and beat you with it.' I MIGHT respond to that. MAYBE. ~ James Patterson
Quirky Humor quotes by James Patterson
Echo lived her life according to two rules, the first of which was simple: don't get caught.
........ Some rules it would seam were meant to be broken..........
Rule number two, Echo thought snagging a pork bun from a food stall as she sailed past it. If you do get caught, run. ~ Melissa Grey
Quirky Humor quotes by Melissa Grey
I'm not sexist, I'd f**k both sexes equally if I was gay - John Blu ~ David Gallie
Quirky Humor quotes by David Gallie
Next! The taller of the guys at the door called. Saved by the yell. ~ Magan Vernon
Quirky Humor quotes by Magan Vernon
Sometimes I dig holes for people to fall in. Then I shout, "I've got you! ~ Amanda Mosher
Quirky Humor quotes by Amanda Mosher
Lennon's was one of the first voices I emulated when I began to sing. When we held tryouts in my pal's dad's living room for the singer in our band, I sang a Beatles song that Lennon sang. There is something about the timbre of his voice, something that it conveys, that still gets to me. The quality and the poetry of his lyrics. The wry sense of humor. And the boyishness, in the beginning. There are a great many things that touch me about him ... Lennon was, to put it in his own words, a 'working-class hero.' ~ Don Henley
Quirky Humor quotes by Don Henley
A mother, you son-of-a-bitch, is sacred! ~ Andrzej Sapkowski
Quirky Humor quotes by Andrzej Sapkowski
I wonder what my baby is thinking at this moment, he called, rubbing his stomach with his hands. What I was thinking about was whether or not his being my mother was going to wreck my nightly friction ritual. ~ Wally Lamb
Quirky Humor quotes by Wally Lamb
There's never a good time to tell someone that you don't really exist. ~ Philip Ardagh
Quirky Humor quotes by Philip Ardagh
Dressing, I chose the second shirt, the one softened in the mouth of a trained and perfumed albino hippopotamus and made entirely of pigeon's wool, because it goes better with the shoes than the one stitched with baby hair. ~ Nick Harkaway
Quirky Humor quotes by Nick Harkaway
Was he a good kisser, Ms. Lane?" Barrons asked, watching me carefully.
I wiped my mouth with the back of my hand at the memory. "It was like being owned."
Some women like that."
Not me."
Perhaps it depends on the man doing the owning."
I doubt it. I couldn't breathe with him kissing me."
One day you may kiss a man you can't breathe without, and find breath is of little consequence."
Right, and one day my prince might come."
I doubt he'll be a prince, Ms. Lane. Men rarely are. ~ Karen Marie Moning
Quirky Humor quotes by Karen Marie Moning
If the food supply runs out, try trapping or hunting animals. For most people, this won't be easy. If you can't catch any animals, it's time to throw a Donner party. ~ Andrew Shaffer
Quirky Humor quotes by Andrew Shaffer
Horror has been a genre since the beginning of cinema, all the way back to the days of silent films. I don't think it will ever go away because it's so universal. Humor doesn't always travel to other countries, but horror does. ~ John Carpenter
Quirky Humor quotes by John Carpenter
all gods were like that: the knife behind the smile, the drop of poison in the honey jar. They liked to bind you to them, make you dance on razorblades. ~ Liz Williams
Quirky Humor quotes by Liz Williams
In the darkened recesses of the Suburban, my opinion of the vampire rose considerably. There were far worse things than having to drink blood to survive. I could tolerate him, so long as he didn't try to make me his next meal. ~ Rose Wynters
Quirky Humor quotes by Rose Wynters
World domination is just my side gig. ~ Tanjlisa Marie
Quirky Humor quotes by Tanjlisa Marie
Like this book, the dictionary shows you that the word "nervous" means "worried about something"
you might feel nervous, for instance, if you were served prune ice cream for dessert, because you would be worried that it would taste awful
whereas the word "anxious" means "troubled by disturbing suspense," which you might feel if you were served a live alligator for dessert, because you would be troubled by the disturbing suspense about whether you would eat your dessert or it would eat you. ~ Lemony Snicket
Quirky Humor quotes by Lemony Snicket
That's the way it is, we can have different point-of-views but that should not make us enemies. ~ Ezekiel Mosoatsi
Quirky Humor quotes by Ezekiel Mosoatsi
The good part about having a mental disorder is having a valid reason for all the stupid things we do because of a damaged prefrontal cortex. However, the best part is seeing someone completely sane do the exact same things, without a valid excuse. This is the great equalizer of God and his little gift for all us crazy people to enjoy. ~ Shannon L. Alder
Quirky Humor quotes by Shannon L. Alder
At the very leadt, we can grab Monica and hustle her skanky ass back to her dad wile you brave, strong menfolk hold off the bad guys. Right? ~ Rachel Caine
Quirky Humor quotes by Rachel Caine
Carla was wearing a No Fear sweatshirt. You are too old, Amy wanted to tell her, for legible clothing. ~ Jincy Willett
Quirky Humor quotes by Jincy Willett
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