Paris Hilton Quotes

It's like a kind of Barbie American dream. I have that childlike quality so a lot of little girls especially [like me]. I've always been a kid at heart. I think I always will be. ~ Paris Hilton

You are all so lucky to be living here. If I live in Manila I would definitely live in Azure. ~ Paris Hilton

Yes, I've kissed a lot of guys. I like to kiss, but that's it. I don't go home with anyone. I sleep with my animals, like my baby monkey, Brigitte Bardot. ~ Paris Hilton

When I was younger, my family would go camping and fishing on our ranches. My dad loves being around all kinds of animals. He's the one who got me to be a really big animal lover. ~ Paris Hilton

There is no sin worse in life than being boring and nothing worse than letting other people tell you what to do. ~ Paris Hilton

Everybody is wondering what Paris Hilton will be doing next, and hell, I'm wondering what she did before. ~ David Letterman

I love music. It's always been a big part of my life, and I don't think people should, you know, judge me by my last name instead of listening to the album. I think the music definitely speaks for itself, and it's a great album. ~ Paris Hilton

To me, anything goes. But that's me. ~ Paris Hilton

I think it's important for girls to be confident. Believe in yourself and ... everybody's hot ~ Paris Hilton

She said, 'I'm your biggest fan,' and I said, 'Who are you?' She said, 'Paris Hilton.' ~ Ricky Gervais

Always walk around like you have on an invisible tiara. ~ Paris Hilton

I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid. ~ Paris Hilton

I'm the kind of person who, if I see a shooting star, I wouldn't stay there and watch it. I'd run to my friends and tell them because I would want everyone to see it too. ~ Paris Hilton

For the past couple of years I was doing the party thing - going out a lot. But now I've turned 25, I feel I'm an adult. ~ Paris Hilton

It's sexier when a girl is flirty but she doesn't do anything. ~ Paris Hilton

I'm an actress, a brand, a businesswoman. I'm all kinds of stuff. ~ Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie's baby shower, and they're serving sushi. Awesome, Paris - sushi, the one thing pregnant women are forbidden to eat. Thanks for the mercury. ~ Chelsea Handler

When Paris Hilton can top the bestsellers' lists, we are one more Connect Four move closer to Armageddon. ~ Corey Taylor

I talk in that baby talk voice when I'm on TV, it's a put on. ~ Paris Hilton

So many people have bad intentions, so many girls want to hang out [with me] to be someone. I weed those people out of my life. I call them hungry tigers. ~ Paris Hilton

I can't stand black guys. I would never touch one. It's gross? ~ Paris Hilton

I'd rather sit in bed and watch TV. All of my ex-boyfriends, of course, not Paris, would be like, 'What's the problem? You're so not sexual.' ~ Paris Hilton

You have people who can't act and they get all these parts. Paris Hilton falls into her own category. She's made a career out of it. ~ Kate Hudson

I'm a really good person. I'm down to earth. I have a big heart. I have feelings. And I'm just like everybody else. ~ Paris Hilton

A lot of women feel it's a man's world. Some people think all you need to do is marry a rich guy, and you don't need to do anything with your life. I would hate that. I don't care whether he has money or he doesn't, because I don't need it, and that's a good feeling that I don't have to worry about that. ~ Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton said something interesting to me once: she said, 'I just tell everyone what they want to hear, and I do what I want to do.' ~ Simon Rex

They say when you reach a crossroad or a turning point in life, it really doesn't matter how we got there, but it's what we do next after we got there. Usually you arrive there by adversity, and then it is then and only then that we find out who we truly are and what we're truly made of. It's a process, a gift and a journey, and if we can travel it alone, although the road may be rough at the beginning, you find an ability to walk it. A way to start fresh again. It's neither a downfall nor a failure, but a new beginning. ~ Paris Hilton

I don't feel famous and I didn't want my autobiography to be like a Paris Hilton story. ~ Beth Ditto

Never drink diet soda. It shows you have no nerve. Only drink real colas, caffeine-packed energy drinks, or vitamin water. Hate champagne because that's what everyone expects you to love. Energy drinks are the best party drinks. You never get tired, you never get a hangover, and you can make fun of all the loaded people who think they're clever but are really acting stupid. ~ Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton isn't my rival. I met her one or two times and she's making out there's this big rivalry between us and there so isn't. ~ Mischa Barton

I'm going to do the time and I am going to do it the right way ~ Paris Hilton

I don't want to be known as the Hilton heiress, because I didn't do anything for that. ~ Paris Hilton

I hate when a guy brags ... or he sweats. ~ Paris Hilton

Pop music has been all but relegated to the remainder bin at MTV and VH1, where high-maintenance concoctions such as Paris Hilton, Flavor Flav, and Hulk Hogan's biohazard clan of bleached specimens provide endless hours of death-hastening diversion. ~ James Wolcott

In an interview, Paris Hilton said that of her and her sister, "People love to hate us. But when you know us, you love us. And if you really get to know us, you get gonorrhea." ~ Tina Fey

I got really offended when my single 'Smile' got banned [during after-school hours] from MTV in the U.K. because it had the word fuck in it. They said, 'We don't want kids to grow up too quickly.' But then you have Paris Hilton and the Pussycat Dolls taking their clothes off and gyrating up against womanizing, asshole men, and that's acceptable. You're thinking your kids are gonna grow up quicker because they heard the word fuck than from thinking they should be shoving their tits in people's faces? ~ Lily Allen

Kabbalah helps you confront your fears. If a girl borrowed my clothes and never gave them back, and I saw her wearing them months later, I would confront her. ~ Paris Hilton

I have done everything that I wanted to do, and I feel very blessed that I have been very successful on every area. So it's very exciting. There is nothing else to do. ~ Paris Hilton

Donald Trump and Paris Hilton share an occupation: publicity whore. Paris Hilton is better at it. ~ Kevin D. Williamson

When people you don't even know hate you, that's when you know you're the best. ~ Paris Hilton

I really don't like going out anymore. I used to love it, but now it's not fun. I'd rather have friends come over and hot have to worry about crazy people taking pictures. ~ Paris Hilton

Jesus, man. Why do people want to be Paris Hilton and nobody wants to be Spider-Man? ~ Mark Millar

I do not know how much money Britney Spears earned last year.. However, I do know that it's not enough for me to want her life, were I given the option to have it. Every day, random people use Britney's existence as currency; they talk about her public failures and her lack of talent as a way to fill the emptiness of their own normalcy. She - alone with Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton and all those androids from The Hills - are the unifying entities within this meta era. In a splintered society, they are the means through which people devoid of creativity communicate with each other. THey allow Americans to understand who they are and who they are not; they allow Americans to unilaterally agree on something they never needed to consciously consider. A person like Britney Spears surrenders her privacy and her integrity and the rights to her own persona, and in exchange we give her huge sums of money. But she still doesn't earn a fraction of what she warrants in free-trade economy. If Britney Spears were paid $1 every time a self-loathing stranger used her as a surrogate for his own failure, she would out earn Warren Buffet in three months. This is why entertainers (and athletes) make so much revenue but are still wildly underpaid: We use them for things that are worth more than money. It's a new kind of dehumanizing slavery - not as awful as the literal variety, but dehumanizing nonetheless. ~ Chuck Klosterman

Tabloid photos capture people at their most self-conscious and disoriented; in real life, Paris Hilton is like an elegant paper crane. ~ Diablo Cody

When you're in the public eye, it's wrong to cheat on someone, unless you're very careful. If you're normal and no one's going to know, then do it. ~ Paris Hilton

I'm very intelligent. I'm capable of doing everything put to me. I've launched a perfume and want my own hotel chain. I'm living proof blondes are not stupid. ~ Paris Hilton

I'm not the same person I was. I used to act dumb. It was an act. I am 26 years old, and that act is no longer cute. It is not who I am, nor do I want to be that person for the young girls who looked up to me. I know now that I can make a difference, that I have the power to do that. ~ Paris Hilton

If I could read a book, I'd definitely read one of yours. ~ Paris Hilton

I'm not a kid anymore. And I'm excited for all the amazing things to come. ~ Paris Hilton

I don't care about people who don't care about me. If people are negative or mean, then that's their issue. Screw them. ~ Paris Hilton

Nerd girls are the world's most underutilized romantic resource. And guys, do not tell me that nerd girls are not hot because that shows a Paris Hilton-esque failure to understand hotness. ~ John Green

Paris Hilton came in the store occasionally and one day asked me for the song, "Bette Davis Eyes". I found it for her and she proceeded to the front to pay and as the cashier was ringing her up, she was putting on blush. I guess because there was a slew a paparazzi photographers in the parking lot waiting for her to leave the store. It was insane. What is she famous for anyway? I didn't get it then and I still don't get it now. I guess it doesn't matter what I think, I'm just a broke bum living in his van and she's a bazillionaire that people want to take a picture of, I guess she wins! ~ K.D. Sanders

I'd rather not do anything. Guys want you more when you don't. Young girls should know that. ~ Paris Hilton

There's a lot of advantages to being my best friend. ~ Paris Hilton

The best accessories a girl can have are her closest friends. ~ Paris Hilton

Stuck in my own trap of writing about a nonsubject, I think I can defend my own self-respect, and also the integrity of a lost girl, by saying two things. First, the trivial doings of Paris Hilton are of no importance to me, or anyone else, and I should not be forced to contemplate them. Second, she should be left alone to lead such a life as has been left to her. If this seems paradoxical, then very well. ~ Christopher Hitchens

I love Africa in general South Africa and West Africa, they are both great countries. ~ Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton got 45 days in jail. A lot of people were upset about this - they were hoping for the death penalty. ~ Jay Leno

There is much in our culture to affront the eye of the fervent terrorist postulant, things out there that do us no favors, to be sure. If, for example, it came to light that the dangerously thin, affectless, value-deficient, higher aspiration-free, amateur-porn chanteuse Paris Hilton was actually a covert agent from some secret Taliban madrassa whose mission was to portray the ultimate capitalist-whore puppet of a doomed society with nothing more on its mind than servitude to Mammon and celebrity at any cost, I wouldn't be a bit surprised. ~ David Rakoff

My mom decorated with lots of antiques. I never liked it when I was a little girl - I wanted to live in a modern house. But now I love it. ~ Paris Hilton

In my family, I would never dare to think of being Paris Hilton! And to me, that doesn't look like a happy existence - it's just not who I am. ~ Eve Hewson

First I wanted to be a veterinarian. And then I realized you had to give them shots to put them to sleep, so I decided I'd just buy a bunch of animals and have them in my house instead. ~ Paris Hilton

The only rule is don't be boring. ~ Paris Hilton

A lot of the things I say I'm just trying to be funny ... I don't really mean everything I say, because I'm not totally that airhead. ~ Paris Hilton

Just going through a lot in my life, becoming more confident in myself, writing my own music and just really getting in the studio and just doing it. ~ Paris Hilton

Everything I do is blown out of proportion. It really hurts my feelings. ~ Paris Hilton

I'm so overexposed, I'm making Paris Hilton look like a recluse. ~ Barack Obama

I can't bear to look at Paris Hilton and all that. I mean, it really doesn't grab me. I don't think she's interesting, and the sense of values seems sort of off-kilter. ~ Gloria Vanderbilt

I'm not a sexual person, really. I don't really care about sex. ~ Paris Hilton

The planet is in distress and all of the attention is on Paris Hilton. ~ Al Gore

In bed watching Family Guy. Love this show.! So hilarious! Stewie is my favorite love his accent. ~ Paris Hilton

I used to act dumb. That act is no longer cute. Now, I would like to make a difference God has given me this new chance. ~ Paris Hilton

I'm not, like, that smart. ~ Paris Hilton

There is a huge trapdoor waiting to open under anyone who is critical of so-called 'popular culture' or (to redefine this subject) anyone who is uneasy about the systematic, massified cretinization of the major media. If you denounce the excess coverage, you are yourself adding to the excess. If you show even a slight knowledge of the topic, you betray an interest in something that you wish to denounce as unimportant or irrelevant. Some writers try to have this both ways, by making their columns both 'relevant' and 'contemporary' while still manifesting their self-evident superiority. Thus - I paraphrase only slightly - 'Even as we all obsess about Paris Hilton, the people of Darfur continue to die.' A pundit like (say) Bob Herbert would be utterly lost if he could not pull off such an apparently pleasing and brilliant 'irony. ~ Christopher Hitchens

What's Wal*Mart? Is that were they sell wall stuff? ~ Paris Hilton

And then there was the sad sign that a young woman working at a Tim Hortons in Lethbridge, Alberta, taped to the drive-through window in 2007. It read, "No Drunk Natives."

Accusations of racism erupted, Tim Hortons assured everyone that their coffee shops were not centres for bigotry, but what was most interesting was the public response. For as many people who called in to radio shows or wrote letters to the Lethbridge Herald to voice their outrage over the sign, there were almost as many who expressed their support for the sentiment. The young woman who posted the sign said it had just been a joke.

Now, I'll be the first to say that drunks are a problem. But I lived in Lethbridge for ten years, and I can tell you with as much neutrality as I can muster that there were many more White drunks stumbling out of the bars on Friday and Saturday nights than there were Native drunks. It's just that in North America, White drunks tend to be invisible, whereas people of colour who drink to excess are not.

Actually, White drunks are not just invisible, they can also be amusing. Remember how much fun it was to watch Dean Martin, Red Skelton, W. C. Fields, John Wayne, John Barrymore, Ernie Kovacs, James Stewart, and Marilyn Monroe play drunks on the screen and sometimes in real life? Or Jodie Marsh, Paris Hilton, Cheryl Tweedy, Britney Spears, and the late Anna Nicole Smith, just to mention a few from my daughter's generation. And let's not forget some ~ Thomas King

I get half a million just to show up at parties. My life is, like, really, really fun. ~ Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton, it turns out, is related to fellow celebrity jailbirds Zsa Zsa Gabor and G. Gordon Liddy. ~ Steven Pinker

Well, since I'm six years old, I've been playing the violin, the piano, I've been singing. It's always been a dream of mine, but I really never had the courage to actually go and do it professionally. ~ Paris Hilton

Everyone's parents were famous actors at my school, pretty much! I think I went to school with Paris Hilton when I was three. That's what L.A. is, though - it's an industry town. You go to school with kids and you think, 'Well that's normal, they make movies.' ~ Alice Eve

All it takes is one drink to mess with the way you drive - it clouds your judgment and slows your reflexes. Don't take any chances. It just isn't worth it. ~ Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton is going on a goodwill mission to Rwanda. It's the first time an entire Third World country will have to get immunizations for a visitor. ~ Chelsea Handler

We're in a celebrity culture, and when I turn on the news today I hear about Lindsay Lohan, Tiger Woods and Paris Hilton and the Kardashian sisters and 'Dancing with the Stars,' one thing after another, Kate Gosselin's new body. ~ Philip Yancey

This is Earth. Isn't it hot? ~ Paris Hilton

All you have to do in life is go out with your friends, party hard, and look twice as good as the bitch standing next to you. ~ Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton, that's very interesting what she did. I've never done that. I haven't really sort of ever got into that. As time passes, maybe I should record it and put it in a vault so that when I get a little old don't have the energy I can remember how life used to be. ~ Jeremy Irons

It will work. I am a marketing genius. ~ Paris Hilton

I get along with guys; most of my friends are guys. It's easier to trust men sometimes. I only have a few close girlfriends that I trust. ~ Paris Hilton

Once I saw Paris Hilton leaving a restaurant in Hollywood and the paparazzi cameras were all over her. It looked so unpleasant. It wasn't because she didn't look sensational - she was that perfect combination of fashionable and slutty - it was because the paparazzi guys were shouting these insanely rude and intrusive questions at her. Like, asking her who she was sleeping with and stuff. I was kind of interested in the answer, so I was glad they asked, but it was still gross. ~ Mindy Kaling

If a Martian came down to Earth and watched television, he'd come to conclusion that all the world's society is based on Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. He'd be amazed that our society hasn't collapsed. ~ Michio Kaku

I have so many great things going on in my life that I don't need to pay attention to some writer. ~ Paris Hilton

Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there? ~ Paris Hilton

People can't believe how hard I work ... I love it. I think it just runs through my veins. My great-grandfather was a bellboy and had a dream to do a hotel chain, so I think I get it from him. ~ Paris Hilton

Never give up on the things that make you smile. ~ Paris Hilton

I hate the taste of alcohol. When I'm drinking, I'm drinking Red Bull. ~ Paris Hilton

Well, it hurts my feelings because the person that I read about sometimes in these gossip magazines is not the person who I am. So I don't want, you know, my fans to think that's how I am. ~ Paris Hilton

I would be so scared if I was a gay guy ... you'll, like, die of AIDS. ~ Paris Hilton

Some people change when they think they're a star or something. ~ Paris Hilton

I think Paris Hilton is really our generation's Marilyn Monroe. She's the image of the youth today. There's a real fascination with Paris, ranging on the obsessive. I'm repulsed by her, but because of her notoriety, she has access to an audience. ~ Matt Tong

A life without orgasms is like a world without flowers. ~ Paris Hilton