Ouran Quotes

Kaoru." "Hikaru? How long have you been there? "Kaoru, how do you feel about Haruhi?" "She's a funny little tanuki." "You don't have to lie to me. Sorry that I didn't realize it until now. I know you've been worrying about me, but you don't have to lie anymore. You like Haruhi too, don't you?" "What are you talking about, Hikaru? I don't
" "Then how about this? You know we talked about adopting Haruhi. That's the best solution. That way the three of us will always be together." "Are you completely stupid, Hikaru? Adopting Haruhi was just a joke. We're not playing house. It'd never happen. I'm so fed up with your childishness!!" "Kaoru ... " "Besides, would you be happy being a threesome forever? You really want to share Haruhi with me? That's not what I want!" "Kaoru ... ?" "I won't share her with you or milord! Especially ... If your willing to just give her up like that! I'll never step aside for you if that's the case! ~ Bisco Hatori

Kyoya: Some say I only became more calculating but I don't care ... because you lose out if you don't have fun, right? ~ Bisco Hatori

Hunny: So Hikaru is being Mr. Blind ... while Tama obviously likes Haru, but he's too foolish to know it. Right, Takashi?
Mori: Probably ...
Hunny: And then there's Kaoru and Kyoya. One of them is also unaware of his feelings. Do you think there'll be any progress before we graduate?
Mori: I don't know ... ~ Bisco Hatori

Gay men! And it's incest! With the same face! ~ Bisco Hatori

Tamaki to Kyoya: I thought you wanted more because your eyes don't show satisfaction now. ~ Bisco Hatori

Romantic Egoist:
The thing is ... it seems like you'd like to say something, but just can't. ~ Bisco Hatori

What does being a girl have to do with it? There's no time to think when you're on the spot ... ~ Bisco Hatori

We offer love to our customers. And in return, we receive the finest smiles. And even if we cannot return their affection, at least we can offer a rose. ~ Bisco Hatori

Romantic Egoist
What's better, an idiot who never tries ... or an idiot who at least takes a shot? ~ Bisco Hatori

Conclusion 1:
Boredom= Flared tempers= hard words ~ Bisco Hatori

Tamaki to Haruhi: I understand now ... you've struggled to be independent. ~ Bisco Hatori

Tamaki: A girl should only show skin once she's married, not before!!! ~ Bisco Hatori

When I opened the door, there was the Ouran Koukou Host Club. ~ Bisco Hatori

Kyoya: I don't like this food. But do you think I'd be so inhuman as to complain after you treated me? That's a rude assumption. ~ Bisco Hatori

Mr. Sagunuma: We can never escape who we are. Instead of wasting time worrying about it, why don't you cut to he chase and love yourself? ~ Bisco Hatori

Kyoya: A single day can make all the difference. ~ Bisco Hatori

It was a kindness that was hard to understand ... and the most selfishness she's ever shown. ~ Bisco Hatori

Conclusion 2:
There's nothing more demonic than two bored twins.
~Signed Tamaki ~ Bisco Hatori

Kaoru: Grownups are so tiresome. They fake their smiles all day long and they try to force us to do the same. It's no fun at all. ~ Bisco Hatori