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Thanks to technological advances, avid readers seem to be replacing DTBAD (Dead Tree Book Acquisition Disorder) with an alphabet soup of more more modern-day hoarding behaviors: EBAD (E-Book Acquistion Disorder), EGAD (Electronic Gadget Acquisition Disorder), and ABAD (Audiobook Acquisition Disorder). Of course, there's also MYBAD (Movie and YouTube Acquisition Disorder: the hoarding or obsessive viewing of digital films and videos, some based on books). If any of these syndromes describes you, take heart: there's probably an app for that! - 8/9/2013 ~ Lisa Tolliver
Observational Humor quotes by Lisa Tolliver
He cleared his throat, very carefully, to bring the stillness to a more bearable level without breaking the unwritten rule that governs both churches and freshly fallen blankets of snow. ~ Anna Mattaar
Observational Humor quotes by Anna Mattaar
Everyone has their personal topics. My comedy has always been very strong on observational humor, it stems from what I see every day in my life. ~ Iliza Shlesinger
Observational Humor quotes by Iliza Shlesinger
As an author I'm in my head all day and I worry that I lose touch with reality. But then my dog pees on my shoe and I know I've found it again. ~ Michelle M. Pillow
Observational Humor quotes by Michelle M. Pillow
I never wanted to do observational humor because I never wanted to tell people what they were seeing. ~ Richard Lewis
Observational Humor quotes by Richard Lewis
The generations that were exposed to sitcom have the people actually saying the line, saying the joke, whereas sort of before that, you have much more observational humor. ~ Robert Mankoff
Observational Humor quotes by Robert Mankoff
Lettie sighed - wisdom seems to be highly correlated with sighing. ~ Laura May
Observational Humor quotes by Laura May
An Irish pub, such as you have seen a thousand times before. The kind where the emphasis is on the "ish" rather than on the proud name of Éire. ~ Sorin Suciu
Observational Humor quotes by Sorin Suciu
I love shark week, all kids swim for free ~ Josh Stern
Observational Humor quotes by Josh Stern
I must confess that most modern mysticism seems to me to be simply a method of imparting useless knowledge in a form that no one can understand ~ Oscar Wilde
Observational Humor quotes by Oscar Wilde
Home. The word circled comfortably in my mouth like bubble gum, swished around sweetly soft and satisfying. Home. Try saying it aloud to yourself. Home. Isn't it like taking a bite of something lovely? If only we could eat words. ~ Sol Luckman
Observational Humor quotes by Sol Luckman
McCovey swings and misses, and it's fouled back. ~ Jerry Coleman
Observational Humor quotes by Jerry Coleman
Awesome."
"Awesome squared."
"Awesome cubed."
"Awesome to the power of infinity."
"The square root of awesome is-"
"-Asha." We finish at the same time and laugh. ~ Hannah Harrington
Observational Humor quotes by Hannah Harrington
Screw it
the house needed cleansing with cock's blood and chanting. ~ Tere Michaels
Observational Humor quotes by Tere Michaels
I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land. ~ Jon Stewart
Observational Humor quotes by Jon Stewart
You fiddle lucker!' she cried. ~ Scott Westerfeld
Observational Humor quotes by Scott Westerfeld
Unfortunately this Electric Monk had developed a fault, and had started to believe all kinds of things, more or less at random. It was even beginning to believe things they'd have difficulty believing in Salt Lake City. ~ Douglas Adams
Observational Humor quotes by Douglas Adams
I didn't know you had a girlfriend, Griggs." Anson Choi feigns surprise. "What's her name?"
"I didn't actually catch her name," Griggs continues.
"Lily," Raffaela says over her shoulder and this time I give her a sideways look.
"Great to know that I'm in love with a girl with a cool name."
"It's Taylor's middle name," Raffaela calls back again. ~ Melina Marchetta
Observational Humor quotes by Melina Marchetta
Someone said, "Hey, Wanda," and I deduced that this was Wanda. This is why I am such a good reporter. ~ Chris Fabry
Observational Humor quotes by Chris Fabry
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. ~ Mary Louise Cecilia "Texas" Guinan
Observational Humor quotes by Mary Louise Cecilia
Jill told me that when you're really in love, you know right away. I'm not exactly sure how this happens. Is it like a flash of lightning? Like an angel tapping you on the shoulder? Or is it similar to choosing a puppy? You think you're picking the cutest one, but really you wind up going home with the one who keeps insisting on climbing into your lap. ~ Alice Hoffman
Observational Humor quotes by Alice Hoffman
I tried to walk a mile in a man's shoes once. I ended up running most of the way!! Seems he wanted them back.. ~ Neil Leckman
Observational Humor quotes by Neil Leckman
If I decide to be an idiot, then I'll be an idiot on my own accord. ~ Johann Sebastian Bach
Observational Humor quotes by Johann Sebastian Bach
Inner child, what do you suggest? 'I WANT A TREEHOUSE!' Anything else to add? 'FARTY NOISE UNDER THE ARM!' ~ Russell Howard
Observational Humor quotes by Russell Howard
Love and hate when stretched to their extremes blind reasoning. ~ Janvier Chouteu-Chando
Observational Humor quotes by Janvier Chouteu-Chando
I devised a sort of strategy for any sort of discussion that was over my head: I became the moderator. If you're the group's John McLaughlin, you can fake being informed while still being involved by deploying a few pointed but vague questions. If a person is holding forth and another is twitching to interrupt, jump in and ask her why she disagrees. Ask follow-up questions. Nod vigorously while saying things like 'in what sense?' or 'How, specifically?' That way, you smoothly take control of the conversation without actually contributing anything even remotely worthwhile or informative. ~ Jancee Dunn
Observational Humor quotes by Jancee Dunn
Rules and school are tools for fools! I don't give two mules for rules. ~ Trenton Lee Stewart
Observational Humor quotes by Trenton Lee Stewart
Ellen sighs and looks over at Leo. "I did that, didn't I? No goddamn manners. Like a couple of little opossums. This is why they say women can't have it all. ~ Casey McQuiston
Observational Humor quotes by Casey McQuiston
My girlfriend is Jewish. But it's easier to buy her a Christmas present and then break it into 8 pieces. ~ Anthony Jeselnik
Observational Humor quotes by Anthony Jeselnik
The summers before that are a blur of baby oil and Sun-In and hating our bodies (I got big breasts; Tibby got no breasts) at the Rockwood public swimming pool. ~ Ann Brashares
Observational Humor quotes by Ann Brashares
Did you read the part that says, 'Your hair is like a flock of goats'? How romantic is that? Or that other line, 'Your neck is like the tower of David.' Oh, now, that sounds real attractive! If some guy tried those lines on me, I'm sure I'd fall instantly in love with him. ~ Robin Jones Gunn
Observational Humor quotes by Robin Jones Gunn
It's easy then we're just doing what's in front of us – without judging the hell out of ourselves. ~ Art Hochberg
Observational Humor quotes by Art Hochberg
What would it be like to think what a gerbil thinks, from a gerbil's point of view? Kind of like Thomas Nigel's 1974 paper, 'What Is It Like to Be a Bat?' There's a subjective character of experience that's never captured in reductive accounts. Know what I mean?'
'Um ... Sure. ~ Steven James
Observational Humor quotes by Steven James
Haven't you got anything humorous that stays away from waters and valleys and God? I'd like to keep away from the subject of religion altogether if we can."
The chaplain was apologetic. "I'm sorry, sir, but just about all the prayers I know are rather somber in tone and make at least some passing reference to God. ~ Joseph Heller
Observational Humor quotes by Joseph Heller
People blame science. Shit, man, people shouldn't blame science. People should blame people. ~ Mira Grant
Observational Humor quotes by Mira Grant
If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas. ~ Henny Youngman
Observational Humor quotes by Henny Youngman
There was a long silence while they sat there staring at each other, a moment that was rudely interrupted by the sound of Max breaking wind. ~ Philip Caveney
Observational Humor quotes by Philip Caveney
Why?"
"Because ... because he's so tall," Mindy explained, like height was proof of good character. "And did I mention European?"
"Yes. It's so much better to be stalked by a tall European that an American of average height. ~ Beth Fantaskey
Observational Humor quotes by Beth Fantaskey
It was the first time many of the women had spent time in a bonafide workplace apart from a classroom, and they discovered what workplaces are and have been since the dawn of time: places where one is annoyed and thwarted and underpaid and interrupted and under appreciated. ~ Liza Mundy
Observational Humor quotes by Liza Mundy
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