Oasis Noel Gallagher Quotes

If I can give you any advice, it's this: every hour that you spend sat on the couch doing nothing, put it to good use, because when you have kids, an hour is like a lifetime. ~ Noel Gallagher

If I ever get to go to the moon, I'll probably just stand on the moon and go 'Hmmm, yeah ... fair enough ... gotta go home now.' ~ Noel Gallagher

You can't afford to think about what might have been. You just be aware of what is. ~ Noel Gallagher

Is it worth the aggravation to find yourself a job when there's nothing worth working for? ~ Noel Gallagher

This writer, he was going on about the lyrics to "Champagne Supernova", and he actually said to me: 'You know, the one thing that's stopping it being a classic is the ridiculous lyrics.' And I went: 'What do you mean by that?' And he said: 'Well, Slowly walking down the hall, faster than a cannonball - what's that mean?' And I went: 'I don't fucking know. But are you telling me, when you've got 60,000 people singing it, they don't know what it means? It means something different to every one of them. ~ Noel Gallagher

Americans are crazy. They have this fascination with throwing their shoes on stage. I've been to a lot of shows in me life, some good and some bad. But I was never moved to take off me shoes and throw it at the lead singer. ~ Noel Gallagher

Jack White has just done a song for Coca-Cola. End of. He ceases to be in the club. And he looks like Zorro on doughnuts. ~ Noel Gallagher

I meet these kids in the street and they're shaking. But I' saying, 'I'm honored to met you.' It makes me cry. It's beyond special ~ Noel Gallagher

Everything's gonna be fine. Stay optimistic. If there's dark clouds coming, they'll leave again. They always do. The world is round. Everything is round. The biggest invention of all time, the wheel, is round. Things pass, nothing will stay the same forever. No matter how big a pile of shite you've gotten yourself into-be it drugs, financial problems, fucked up relations-you will get over it. It will go away just like the weather. The sun is round, so is the planet we live on, as are marriage rings, and our eyes through which we see the world. ~ Noel Gallagher

I know there's bands that might write something that sounds like The Smiths, and they'll go, 'Oh, it sounds like The Smiths, we've got to make it sound not like The Smiths.' ~ Noel Gallagher

Great music is in the ear of the beholder. ~ Noel Gallagher

He's like a man with a fork, in a world of soup. (about his brother Liam) ~ Noel Gallagher

Twenty years from now, will we listen to Lady Gaga? No. She might think she is making a stand for the freaks and the weirdos. But they're not going to have any decent music to play, are they? ~ Noel Gallagher

America is incredibly professional and corporate. ~ Noel Gallagher

I sold my soul for the second time, cause' the man don't pay me. ~ Noel Gallagher

At the end, you flip over and start again because now you are not isolated. They have gone to work so that you can go home. High above, the day turns pink and you feel your feet lift above the ground as new roads open up in front of you. In this town, the jury is always rigged but the people know. They always know the truth. Believe. Belief. Beyond. Their morning glory. ~ Noel Gallagher

If I had a gun, I'd shoot a hole into the sun and love would burn this city down for you. ~ Noel Gallagher

You can't be a mod and a rocker. You have to choose sides. ~ Noel Gallagher

Next year I hope to get a stalker or two because I don't believe you've arrived until you get a stalker. ~ Noel Gallagher

It's not about being upset about the things you might have said or done yesterday, which is quite appropriate at the moment. It's about looking forward rather than looking back. I hate people who look back on the past or talk about what might have been. ~ Noel Gallagher

People say I seem very negative about new music - well, if somebody asks me what I think of Keane, I'll tell 'em. I don't like 'em. I'll obviously take it a step too far and grossly insult the keyboard player's mam or summat, but I'm afraid that's just me. ~ Noel Gallagher

You can't really write a full album about your missus. She'll start getting the wrong idea and start thinking I like her. ~ Noel Gallagher

I love the satisfaction of living in a world on a Wednesday where a song didn't exist that you're going to create on a Thursday that's going to change somebody's life, possibly, you're creating that from nothing. ~ Noel Gallagher

There's enough music in the world. There are enough rock stars. ~ Noel Gallagher

When you're in a band and there's five of you, you have to accommodate five people in every song. ~ Noel Gallagher

My son ain't going to be miserable because he's going to be the child of a rock star, the end. ~ Noel Gallagher

My wife would say I'm not romantic at all, but I would say that I'm the ultimate romancer because I write about ... life being brilliant. ~ Noel Gallagher

I did drugs for 18 years and I never got that bad as to say, 'You know what? I think the Kaiser Chiefs are brilliant.' ~ Noel Gallagher

I do all the work so it's only right that I should get the most money. Plus I am the most handsome. ~ Noel Gallagher

The most annoying person on the BBC is Russell Brand, I've actually been close up to that boy. He smells like when you mix garlic with coffee and alcohol. I'm just saying when you get close to him, he could do with a bit of Sure For Men, he stinks. ~ Noel Gallagher

You'll find people who rib you about their age are petrified about getting old. It doesn't bother me. ~ Noel Gallagher

We live a dying dream / If you know what I mean ~ Noel Gallagher

Drugs is like getting up and having a cup of tea in the morning. ~ Noel Gallagher

I don't live to work; I work to live. ~ Noel Gallagher

I'm used to people being a mile away. That suits me. It's more nerve-wracking playing in front of people who are two feet away from me. ~ Noel Gallagher

I love the Bee Gees, but only the pre-disco stuff. From '64 to '69, I've got all their albums. ~ Noel Gallagher

I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for my Mum. I know I've got Irish blood because I wake up everyday with a hangove ~ Noel Gallagher

I'm a happy-go-lucky character. I'm not that miserable. But I can never let anyone into my world. ~ Noel Gallagher

It'll be nice to know that every gallon of petrol a Manchester United fan buys is going into our kitty. ~ Noel Gallagher

I walked past Noel Gallagher on the street once and everyone was like, "Go speak to him! He's one of your heroes!" I thought I'd leave him. I don't know what I'd say to him. ~ Iwan Rheon

It's the first time I'm going to be on my own this Christmas and I'm really looking forward to not having any cards or decorations up. So I'll be in London, sit on my couch, arms folded, curtains drawn, having a drink. ~ Noel Gallagher