Ny Giants Funny Quotes

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It (NY) was like the city that Lot left behind and it would dissolve if it ever began looking backward over its own shoulder. Two pillars of salt. Long Island and New Jersey. ~ Colum McCann

Over the years, I've enjoyed working for WFAN and MSG - two sports giants in the industry. There couldn't be a better fit due to the long-standing history both entities have had with NY sports. ~ Boomer Esiason

Remember that when you think you are seeing giants, they may not be giants at all; perhaps it is you who is the dwarf. ~ C. JoyBell C.

Dechymic pwy yw.
Creadt kyn dilyw.
Creadur kadarn
Heb gic heb ascwrn.
Heb wytheu heb waet.
Heb pen aheb traet.
Ny bed hyn ny byd ieu.
No get y dechreu.
Ny daw oe odeu
Yr ofyn nac agheu.
Ny dioes eisseu
Gan greaduryeu.

Guess who it is.
Created before the deluge.
A creature strong,
Without flesh, without bone,
Without veins, without blood,
Without head, and without feet.
It will not be older, it will not be younger,
Than it was in the beginning.
There will not come from his design
Fear or death.
He has no wants
From creatures. ~ Taliesin

Hip hop started in NY so it's important that New Yorkers realise that to talk about NY music and its sound should not be a small-minded conversation. Music is supposed to evolve. It's supposed to be going through changes, it's not supposed to sound exactly the same as what it did when it started. NY hip hop has to be allowed to move on and grow and expand. ~ Nas

Everybody at the party is a many sided polygon ... Nonagon! ~ They Might Be Giants

With books we stand on the shoulders of giants. ~ John Locke

Through you, we feel as giants, once again. ~ Ronald Reagan

I'm a Giants fan through and through. I am crazy about Eli Manning. I'm all about the Giants. ~ Jesse McCartney

Me is the only one what won't be gobbled up because giants is never eating giants ~ Roald Dahl

C: What do you get when a giant sneezes?
Out of the way. - Marigold ~ Jean Ferris

Many of us are confessional giants but ethical midgets. ~ Mark Buchanan

Neukom, the Giants' buttoned-down owner, finally found Ross and vigorously rubbed his bald head while screaming jibberish nobody could understand ~ Andrew Baggarly

F I have been able to see further, it was only because I stood on the shoulders of giants. ~ Isaac Newton

I asked him did he really love New York or was he just wearing the shirt. He smiled, like he was nervous. I could tell he didn't understand, which made me feel guilty for speaking English, for some reason. I pointed at his shirt. "Do? You? Really? Love? New York?" He said, "New York?" I said, "Your. Shirt." He looked at his shirt. I pointed at the N and said "New," and the Y and said "York." He looked confused or embarrassed, or surprised, or maybe even mad. I couldn't tell what he was feeling, because I couldn't speak the language of his feelings. "I not know was New York. In Chinese, ny mean 'you.' Thought was 'I love you.'" It was then that I noticed the "I♥NY" poster on the wall, and the "I♥NY" flag over the door, and the "I♥NY" dishtowels, and the "I♥NY" lunchbox on the kitchen table. I asked him, "Well, then why do you love everybody so much? ~ Jonathan Safran Foer

Some say they stand on the shoulders of giants. True. But have they ever tried walking like one? ~ Jill Telford

In poetry there are two giants, rough Homer and fine Shakespere. In music likewise we have two giants, Beethoven, the thinker, and the superthinker Berlioz. ~ Modest Petrovich Mussorgsky

As many Giants fans know, we're one of the few teams without cheerleaders. ~ Steve Tisch

Let the sleeping dogs lie, but rise up! You sleeping giants. ~ Bernard Kelvin Clive

If I was traded to the Giants, I'd quit baseball ~ Rocky Colavito

Well bless me ... The legends are true! GIANTS! STONE GIANTS! ~ J.R.R. Tolkien

People forget how outcast 'They Might Be Giants' can be. They have a reputation for writing really deft, funny, clever melodies, and they also make a lot of music for kids, which is terrific, but when you see them in concert, they can rock the house. ~ John Hodgman

I get more ass than a giant donkey stable. ~ Bo Burnham

Me, personally, I was a Mets and Giants fan. ~ Scott Kelly

Yankee Stadium is a mistake: Not mine - the Giants'. ~ Jacob Ruppert

What does the name Virgin mean? We are a company that likes to take on the giants. In too many businesses, these giants have had things their own way. We are going to have fun competing with them. ~ Richard Branson

If I had a job pitching for the Giants, I probably wouldn't be manning my own Twitter account. ~ Wiley Wiggins

In a hyper-capitalist environment dominated by media giants, the means available to independent journalism have narrowed considerably. ~ Nayef Al-Rodhan

We are all giants, raised by pygmies, who have learned to walk with a perpetual mental crouch. ~ Robert Anton Wilson

If it seems like you can see farther than most people, it is because you're standing on shoulders of giants. ~ Gene Stallings

I strode among giants, friends tell me now, though at the time I felt more like a misfit associating with oddballs. ~ Steve Roper

I don't want the whole world, I just want your half. ~ They Might Be Giants

Pray look better, Sir ... those things yonder are no giants, but windmills. ~ Miguel De Cervantes

All grown-ups appear as giants to small children. But Headmasters (and policemen) are the biggest giants of all and acquire a marvellously exaggerated stature. ~ Roald Dahl

As I go about my work as Premier, I know I stand on the shoulders of giants. ~ Anna Bligh

I recognize my limits but when I look around I realise I am not living exactly in a world of giants. ~ Giulio Andreotti

I think the food giants are realizing that one of the big myths of them is that they can innovate. ~ Michael Moss

Jealousy sees things always with magnifying glasses which make little things large, of dwarfs giants, of suspicions truths. ~ Miguel De Cervantes

We're giants, and we're unaware of things that are too small for us to see. ~ Louie Schwartzberg

Purists can have 'The Giants win the pennant, the Giants win the pennant,' but I'll take 'Would somebody stop the damn match!' any day ~ Mick Foley

The Giants were supposed to have a new motto, 'Shut up and deal.' ~ Alvin Dark

No rain but thunder, and the sound of giants. ~ Mike Mignola

Babies do not want to hear about babies; they like to be told of giants and castles. ~ Samuel Johnson

Giants in
Their promises, but those obtained, weak pigmies
In their performance. ~ Philip Massinger

When giants fought, ants were crushed. ~ Rachel Caine

With the Giants I broadcast the debut of Hall of Famer Willie Mays. ~ Ernie Harwell

Each and every one of us should stop playing small and license ourselves to become one of the giants of the new century. We will need champions by the truckload. ~ Van Jones

I learned the game on the radio. Russ Hodges and Lon Simmons were the Giants broadcasters when I was growing up in the Bay area, and they taught me about the game. They taught me about the subtleties of the game, but they also gave me the game and let me enjoy it. That's the main thing, whether it's TV or radio. You have to give the fans the game, and if it's a Giants broadcast, the vast majority are Giants fans. In terms of story lines, most would be about the Giants. ~ Jon Miller

Focus on giants and you will stumble, focus on God and your giants will tumble! ~ Shelley Thody

Not giants," said Christina. "Nephilim." ((There were giants on the earth in those days, and also afterward, when angels came in to the daughters of men and they bore children to them.)) ~ Cassandra Clare

Well, first of all," said the BFG, "human beans is not really believing in giants, is they? Human beans is not thinking we exist. ~ Roald Dahl

The real giants have always been poets, men who jumped from facts into the realm of imagination and ideas. ~ William Bernbach

Face the giants in your life, slay them, and move on. Do not be daunted by the mistakes and failures in your life. ~ T.D. Jakes

Nachmanovitch writes, "It's great to sit on the shoulders of giants, but don't let the giants sit on your shoulders. There's no room for their legs to dangle! ~ Todd Henry

Humility is the mother of giants. ~ Gilbert K. Chesterton

I want to go to my grave a free man. Surviving against giants-that's victory. ~ Todd McFarlane

According to Montagne legend, the mountain has forever been the abode of giants. Long ago a traveling pair of sorcerers, husband and wife, scaled the cliff into the valley, and the woman cured the giants' chilblains with ointments and the gift of fire. In gratitude, the giants built Chateau de Montagne out of the living rock of Ancienne, and from that castle the couple founded the kingdom of Montagne, using their magic to shield the country and its people from harm. ~ Catherine Gilbert Murdock

I fear nothing when I am doing right,' said Jack.
'Then,' said the lady in the red cap, 'you are one of those who slay giants. ~ Andrew Lang

The rules when the giants play are the same as when the pygmies enter the market. ~ William O. Douglas

The eagle has ceased to scream, but the parrots will now begin to chatter. The war of the giants is over and the pigmies will now start to squabble. ~ Winston Churchill

When I looked at the other artists when I first started at Marvel, I was surrounded by giants. It was very intimidating. ~ Herb Trimpe

Former Journey lead singer Steve Perry was a lifelong Giants fan who grew up in the San Joaquin Valley. When the Dodgers started showing him on the big screen during their nightly sing-along, Perry protested by sneaking out of his seats before the eighth inning began. Now the Giants were making their playoff run, and Perry had become a regular sight at AT&T park, thrashing around from a club-level suite as he spurred on the crowd. ~ Andrew Baggarly

Some lucky people can be funny without half trying because they actually look funny, because acting funny is in their bones - fun as funny, not funny as crude slapstick. ~ F. Sionil Jose

Ted Kennedy will go down in history as one of the giants of the U.S. Senate and one the most accomplished legislators in American history. ~ Bernie Sanders

We hated the Giants. We just hated the uniform. ~ Carl Furillo

When I was playing junior football when I was a kid, we were the Geneva Giants, so it was kind of embedded in me to be a Giants fan. ~ Travie McCoy

Laistrygonians. Cannibals. Northern Giants. Sasquatch legend. Yep, yep. They are not birds. Not birds of North America. ~ Rick Riordan

Few are the giants of the soul who actually feel that the human race is their family circle. ~ Freya Stark

We are like dwarfs [the moderns] sitting on the shoulders of giants [the ancients]. Our glance can thus take in more things and reach farther than theirs. It is not because our sight is sharper nor our height greater than theirs; it is that we are carried and elevated by the high stature of the giants. ~ Bernard Of Chartres

Life is never more fun than when you're the underdog competing against the giants. ~ Ross Perot

The problem is that we live in an uptight country. Why don't we just laugh at ourselves? We are funny. Gays are funny. Straights are funny. Women are funny. Men are funny. We are all funny, and we all do funny things. Let's laugh about it. ~ Bob Newhart

All God's giants have been weak men who did great things for God because they reackoned on God being with them. ~ James Hudson Taylor

Plea to the early 1960's NY Mets. "Can't anyone here play this game? ~ Fred McMane

It's funny to think of Dave Chappelle's show and how popular it was and he was before YouTube. I would imagine 'Chappelle's Show' would be even more giant if there was a chance to put his stuff online and pass it around. ~ Paul Scheer

Those giants of old, the ancient Rishis, who never walked but strode, of whom if you were to think but for a moment you would shrivel up into a moth, they sir, had time-and you have no time! ~ Swami Vivekananda

Faith is a kind of winged intellect. The great workmen of history have been men who believed like giants. ~ Charles Henry Parkhurst

The grim fact is that we prepare for war like precocious giants, and for peace like retarded pygmies. ~ Lester B. Pearson

You possess the power to access or eliminate every doorway in your life. Choose wisely! ~ Annette Rivers

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? ~ Steven Wright

I disagree with Muhammad. I'm against hate, anti-Semitism and homophobia. ... This is not a village of hate. It's a village of hope. ... Don't let midgets give us a bad name. There are still giants in Harlem giants who will stand up for our children. ~ Al Sharpton

Earlier generations of stars in the galaxy could well have had planets. But really, there was only hydrogen and helium to work with, so they'd all be gas giants and not small, rocky planets. ~ Jill Tarter

I do have height envy. I'm 5'1 and my sisters are giants so I do have height envy. ~ Toni Braxton

Mama does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Dada first. ~ Mignon McLaughlin

We were surrounded by thirty-foot-tall giants who were about to kill us. Then the sky opened up, and the gods descended."
"Grandad," the kids said, "you are full of schist."
"I'm not kidding!" he protested. ~ Rick Riordan

That explains a lot,' he said. 'I suppose it's also why we've never glimpsed that giant compass in the corner of the Atlantic. I have to say, I'm a little disappointed. ~ Gideon Defoe

God can be seen
Even by the poorest fool,
But not by the self-styled,
God-arguing
Intellectual giants. ~ Sri Chinmoy

I just took the idea that King Kong was too big for everything and reversed it and put George in a land of giants, which is basically what every kid goes through anyway - that, you know, the world is made for grownups, for tall people, for the giants. ~ William Joyce

Especially when those days turn into nights, and I have to lie in ny bed alone, listening to the silence ~ Colleen Hoover

I think I finally fell in love with NY.. I miss it already ! ~ Chelsea Wolfe

The catch off Bobby Morgan
(a backhanded grab of the Brooklyn Dodger's line drive in September 1951 at Ebbets Field) in Brooklyn was the best catch I ever made. Jackie Robinson
and (Giants manager) Leo Durocher
were the first people I saw when I opened my eyes ~ Willie Mays

Scientists do stand on the shoulders of giants, just as do writers. Conversely, in the arts we do make discoveries. We do refine our tools. So I am arguing with, or at least playing with, the idea that art never improves. ~ Ian McEwan

Just as God gave Moses exactly what he needed to accomplish great things, he will equip us in the same way. If he calls us to slay giants, he will make us into giant slayers. ~ Christine Caine

Giant Wimbleweather burst into one of those not very intelligent laughs to which the nicer sort of Giants are so liable. He checked himself at once and looked as grace as a turnip by the time Reepicheep discovered where the noise came from. ~ C.S. Lewis

It goes in streaks. But some things never go out of fashion.' Hunger artists, fat folks, giants, and dog acts come and go but real freaks never lose their appeal. ~ Katherine Dunn

The practice of science happens at the border between the known and the unknown. Standing on the shoulders of giants, we peer into the darkness with eyes opened not in fear but in wonder. ~ Brian Cox

I always was a funny guy, the class clown. I had a very funny dad and an extremely funny grandmother. ~ Charlie Day

Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick. ~ Carroll Bryant

It's really easy to be funny. You get a lot of funny people in a room, the show is funny. ~ Jill Soloway

This was the tree, and it seemed to me standing there to resemble those men, the giants of your childhood, whom you encounter years later and find that they are not merely smaller in relation to your growth, but they are absolutely smaller, shrunken by age. In this double demotion the old giants have become pygmies while you were looking the other way. ~ John Knowles