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#1. On one of my birthdays I did 1,000 chin-ups and 1,000 push-ups. For my 70th birthday I towed 70 boats with 70 people in it, my feet and hands tied-my hands were in handcuffs, my feet were tied together-and I towed these boats a mile-and-a-half in Long Beach Harbor. For my 93rd birthday I'm going to tow my wife across the bathtub. - Author: Jack LaLanne
Ngahuia Piripis Birthday quotes by Jack LaLanne
#2. Interventions are really emotionally exhausting and I would never ever want to have one. In the same way, I would never want to have a surprise birthday party. That would be horrible. - Author: Margaret Cho
Ngahuia Piripis Birthday quotes by Margaret Cho
#3. Cathy gets up early to clean the house every Saturday, no matter what. It could be her birthday, it could be the morning of the Rapture - Cathy will get up early on Saturday to clean. She says it's cathartic, it sets her up for a good weekend, and because she cleans the house aerobically, it means she doesn't have to go to the gym. - Author: Paula Hawkins
Ngahuia Piripis Birthday quotes by Paula Hawkins
#4. These were the moments when adulthood was formed, not a birthday but the realization that she was now the one pouring a handful of candy into children's bags, that she was now the one expected to give, not receive. - Author: Brit Bennett
Ngahuia Piripis Birthday quotes by Brit Bennett
#5. Jesus, Dean. I don't know why you have me around with her watching your back"
"You're just jealous. But don't worry. One day you too will have your very own little Amazon."
"I'll just settle for a woman."
"If you're lonely, you can have the inflatable sex doll Blue gave me for my birthday. I don't want the two
of you to miss out on an opportunity for love."
"You didn't like her?"
"I wasn't man enough to satisfy her cravings. I'm sure you'll be different. - Author: Marjorie M. Liu
Ngahuia Piripis Birthday quotes by Marjorie M. Liu
#6. Be wise with speed; a fool at forty is a fool indeed. - Author: Edward Young
Ngahuia Piripis Birthday quotes by Edward Young
#7. At the age of 20 I bought a used Fiat 127. This was the only one I could afford! - Author: Carlos Ghosn
Ngahuia Piripis Birthday quotes by Carlos Ghosn
#8. I'm beginning to think a dictionary would have been a far more advantageous birthday gift for you."
"More advantageous than being eaten alive by a giant, carnivorous bunny? Yes, most things fall in that category, I think. - Author: William Ritter
Ngahuia Piripis Birthday quotes by William Ritter
#9. Wait, you clean my dildo?' I ask, slowly. 'Every week, I clean it with the polish.' 'With furniture polish?' 'Yes.' 'Jesus.' Sophie got me the dildo for my birthday present three years ago. I have never used it. No matter how little sex I get, I've never been able to get turned on by a piece of rubber. And thank God; I'd probably have died of toxic poisoning by now with half a gallon of Mr Sheen being wedged up my vagina. 'Katya, - Author: Dawn O'Porter
Ngahuia Piripis Birthday quotes by Dawn O'Porter
#10. I saw the world I had walked since my birth and I understood how fragile it was, that the reality was a thin layer of icing on a great dark birthday cake writhing with grubs and nightmares and hunger. - Author: Neil Gaiman
Ngahuia Piripis Birthday quotes by Neil Gaiman
#11. There's this thing; it's called 'hate'. It's born to dim shine's brilliance.... then it dies. - Author: T.F. Hodge
Ngahuia Piripis Birthday quotes by T.F. Hodge
#12. We will never fight again, our lovely, quick, template-ready arguments. Our delicate cross-stitch of bickers.

The house becomes a physical encyclopedia of no-longer hers, which shocks and shocks and is the principal difference between our house and a house where illness has worked away. Ill people, in their last day on Earth, do not leave notes stuck to bottles of red wine saying 'OH NO YOU DON'T COCK-CHEEK'. She was not busy dying, and there is no detritus of care, she was simply busy living, and then she was gone.

She won't ever use (make-up, turmeric, hairbrush, thesaurus).

She will never finish (Patricia Highsmith novel, peanut butter, lip balm).

And I will never shop for green Virago Classics for her birthday.

I will stop finding her hairs.

I will stop hearing her breathing. - Author: Max Porter
Ngahuia Piripis Birthday quotes by Max Porter
#13. And then . . . we're going to get in my car."
I waited for him to elaborate on a destination. "And?"
He gently kissed the nape of my neck. "What do you think?"
I couldn't help a small gasp of delight. "Oh, wow."
"I know, right? I was racking my brain for the best present ever, and then I realized that nothing was going to rock your world more than you and me in your favorite place in the entire world."
I swallowed. "I'm kind of embarrassed at how excited I am about that." Never had I guessed my love of cars would play a role in my sex life. Eddie was right. Something had happened to me.
"It's okay, Sage. We've all got our turn-ons."
"You kind of ruined the surprise, though."
"Nah. It's part of the gift: you getting to think about it for the next three days. - Author: Richelle Mead
Ngahuia Piripis Birthday quotes by Richelle Mead
#14. Today, I celebrate my Mother. Strong, passionate, stubborn and proud. An educator, and wife. She was both fearless and vulnerable, unashamed of either. She demanded the best, especially of me. I dedicate my life to exceeding her highest expectations. This is how I honor my Mother, my friend, my inspiration. In spirit she forever guides me. Thank you momma, for I am never lost. - Author: Carlos Wallace
Ngahuia Piripis Birthday quotes by Carlos Wallace
#15. My mom liked to say that Elsie was part of our family. My parents treated her better than other families who expected their housekeepers to eat separately. Mom bought Elsie birthday and Christmas presents, sent her home with vegetables from our garden, and, most important, treated her with kindness and respect. My grandmother prepared her lunch, instead of the other way around. Yet I didn't realize that Elsie's own family had been ripped apart two decades earlier, when she was working for my grandparents, and that my grandfather was partly to blame. - Author: Kristen Green
Ngahuia Piripis Birthday quotes by Kristen Green
#16. I'll be back before I have to meet the Headmaster about me going mad and killing people on my birthday, I swear. - Author: Caitlin Kittredge
Ngahuia Piripis Birthday quotes by Caitlin Kittredge
#17. Is it an endearing quirk among European explorers to imagine that every geographical feature they clap eyes on for the first time is in need of a new name, or is if just a plain silly one? As far as I understand, humans have been knocking around this part of Africa for - give or take a birthday candle- three million years. The existence of a large wet patch smack in the middle of them had not gone unnoticed. How large? Bigger than Lake Michigan, bigger than Tasmania, bigger than Connecticut, Massachusetts, Vermont and Rhode Island all rolled into one. It is so big that people on one side gave it one name, people on the other side gave it another, and people in between gave it several more. But that didn't matter to Dr Livingstone. Along he came and he didn't ask the locals what they called this large lake at the top end of the Nile. He gave it yet another name, in honour of the elder of a tribe of white people on a small island five thousand miles away. - Author: Nicholas Drayson
Ngahuia Piripis Birthday quotes by Nicholas Drayson
#18. I meant it," he says.
"You meant what?"
"What I said in your apartment."
"You did?"
He nods.
We drop our cloths on the ground and hug each other. The path and the mountains and the entire world seem to slip away beneath us until only he and I remain. Then the sun rises over the peaks and warms my naked back. Of all the birthday gifts ever given in the history of the world, I can't imagine one better than an embrace like this from your best friend. - Author: Ryan Winfield
Ngahuia Piripis Birthday quotes by Ryan Winfield
#19. Last night, I went to a birthday party, and this girl brought a cake and a cheesecake. And the other girls that lived in the apartment, I swear to God, all night long: 'You're taking that cake with you when you go. That cake's not staying in this house.' Like it's this evil, Hope Diamond, nuclear, horrifying cursed thing. - Author: Janeane Garofalo
Ngahuia Piripis Birthday quotes by Janeane Garofalo
#20. Louie's mother, Louise, took a different tack. Louie was a copy of herself, right down to the vivid blue eyes. When pushed, she shoved; sold a bad cut of meat, she'd march down to the butcher, frying pan in hand. Loving mischief, she spread icing over a cardboard box and presented it as a birthday cake to a neighbor, who promptly got the knife stuck. When Pete told her he'd drink his castor oil if she gave him an empty candy box. "You only asked for the box, honey," she said with a smile. "That's all I got." And she understood Louie's restiveness. One Halloween, she dressed as a boy and raced around town trick-or-treating with Louie and Pete. A gang of kids, thinking she was one of the local toughs, tackled her and tried to steal her pants. Little Louise Zamperini, mother of four, was deep in the melee when the cops picked her up for brawling. - Author: Laura Hillenbrand
Ngahuia Piripis Birthday quotes by Laura Hillenbrand
#21. There is never a right time to break someone's heart. And anyone with even a microgram of sensitivity in his or her body will agonise for an age over that timing. Only problem is there is always some reason not to make someone unhappy. The day a relationship end, if that relationship was at all important to the suckers involved, becomes as important an anniversary as a wedding day or birthday.
Obviously, the average person doesn't want to kick someone they once loved while that person is down.
It's not just hard times when someone is down that become obstacles to making your getaway. After times of bereavement, unemployment and general unhappiness, those events that should be happy ones also make some times off limits for the eager would- be dumper. Christmas, birthdays, Easter all impossible. A clever person with a sensitive lover that they sense is not quite as into them as he or she used to be, could starve off the inevitable for years by carefully spacing out this crucial dates. - Author: Chris Manby
Ngahuia Piripis Birthday quotes by Chris Manby
#22. Before she cut her birthday cake, she cast a wish, then blew the candles out from his eyes. - Author: Anthony Liccione
Ngahuia Piripis Birthday quotes by Anthony Liccione
#23. Never having seen any authentic record containing it. By far the larger part of the slaves know as little of their ages as horses know of theirs, and it is the wish of most masters within my knowledge to keep their slaves thus ignorant. I do not remember to have ever met a slave who could tell of his birthday. They seldom come nearer to it than planting-time, harvesttime, cherry-time, spring-time, or fall-time. A - Author: Frederick Douglass
Ngahuia Piripis Birthday quotes by Frederick Douglass
#24. Happy birthday Rule, I'm giving you me for now and forever and if you want to give me back I'm not going. - Author: Jay Crownover
Ngahuia Piripis Birthday quotes by Jay Crownover
#25. Is it my birthday again? Already? Where does the time go?"
"Behind us
or in front. It depends on which way you are looking. - Author: David Eddings
Ngahuia Piripis Birthday quotes by David Eddings
#26. I want to say that probably 24 hours after I told CBS that I was stepping down at my 65th birthday, I was already regretting it. And I regretted it every day since. - Author: Walter Cronkite
Ngahuia Piripis Birthday quotes by Walter Cronkite
#27. The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - Author: E. Joseph Cossman
Ngahuia Piripis Birthday quotes by E. Joseph Cossman
#28. years have passed;
years will pass;
the difference being,
today we are together,
tomorrow our memories will be together.
so here i promise you to have a wonderful birthday. - Author: Bhanu Priya
Ngahuia Piripis Birthday quotes by Bhanu Priya
#29. Mom as it's your birthday
And, unfortunately, not mine
Give me some money and I'll get out your hair
While you have a large glass of wine
I try so hard to be thoughtful - Author: John Walter Bratton
Ngahuia Piripis Birthday quotes by John Walter Bratton
#30. Once I was looking through the kitchen window at dusk and I saw an old woman looking in. Suddenly the light changed and I realized that the old woman was myself. you see, it all happens on the outside; inside one doesn't change. - Author: Molly Keane
Ngahuia Piripis Birthday quotes by Molly Keane
#31. Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age. - Author: Richard Armour
Ngahuia Piripis Birthday quotes by Richard Armour
#32. We all have special numbers in our lives, and 4 is that for me. It's the day I was born. My mother's birthday, and a lot of my friends' birthdays, are on the fourth; April 4 is my wedding date. - Author: Beyonce Knowles
Ngahuia Piripis Birthday quotes by Beyonce Knowles
#33. On every birthday, I ask my wife, 'What would you like this year?' and her instant reply is, 'Diamonds! Diamonds! Diamonds!' I'm always living in hope that one day she'll say she just wants me! - Author: Akshay Kumar
Ngahuia Piripis Birthday quotes by Akshay Kumar
#34. You are 27 or 28 right? It is very tough to live at that age. When nothing is sure. I have sympathy with you. - Author: Haruki Murakami
Ngahuia Piripis Birthday quotes by Haruki Murakami
#35. People seldom live up to their baby pictures. - Author: Rodney Dangerfield
Ngahuia Piripis Birthday quotes by Rodney Dangerfield

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