Murderbot Quotes

ART said, "I want an apology."
I made an obscene gesture at the ceiling with both hands. (I know ART isn't the ceiling but the humans kept looking up there like it was.)
ART said, "That was unnecessary."
In a low voice, Ratthi commented to Overse, "Anyone who thinks machine intelligences don't have emotions needs to be in this very uncomfortable room right now. ~ Martha Wells

Unidentified One sounded even more amused. "You had better have the weapon we were told of, or I'll take your ribs out one by one and break them in front of your little face."
I saved that for future reference. Unidentified One seemed to have gone to some trouble with the wording of that threat, it would be a shame if they never experienced it firsthand. ~ Martha Wells

Host: For those of you just tuning in, our guests tonight are the amazing Murder Magician, and his lovely minion, The Assistant ...
Assistant: Charmed, I'm sure
Host: Who recently killed The Rumor. And you were awarded the Oppenheimer prize for villainy at last week's annual summit for dastardly deeds
what are you going to do with all that money?
Murder Magician: Well, I'm so glad you asked that
because I spent all the money on this giant MURDERBOT, and I've been dying to show it off!
Assistant: It's true ... every penny.
Host: Wow! That's impressive! So what does it do?
Murder Magician: Well, Mr. Clark ... it murders people.
Laughter.
Murder Magician: I'm serious.
Assistant: He is. ~ Gerard Way

But they were humans - who knows why they did anything? ~ Martha Wells

I was having an emotion, and I hate that. ~ Martha Wells

So the plan wasn't a clusterfuck, it was just circling the clusterfuck target zone, getting ready to come in for a landing. ~ Martha Wells

I'm a murderbot, I don't give a crap about boats. ~ Martha Wells

2.0 said I know violence isn't the solution to everything, but in this case...
In this case, yeah. ~ Martha Wells

I hate caring about stuff. But apparently once you start, you can't just stop. ~ Martha Wells